F sweet prince
>>86312272
Brad Pitt died?
hell be fine
>>86312385
that's tom cruise
>>86312415
cruise....
RIP Universal Cinematic Universe
You didn't stand a chance.
Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
>>86312757
Go home Denis, no-one cares.
>Cruise will outlive us all
>>86312272
>>86312272
TCIDF incoming
>>86312622
Everyone has some kind of facial assymetry like that.
Protip: you won't see yours in the mirror. Only in pics and preferably video.
>>86313126
I was giving you an interview taking time out my day to talk with you then you did that. You're a jerk
>>86312622
From too much coke.
>>86312622
>>86313164
>AYO, SAMMYBOI GOT POPPED??
>>86313221
Your brain will visually process the stimuli from your eyes. You won't be [i]cognizant[/i] of it unless you use a picture or video to see yourself differently than you would in a mirror. Similar to how your brain simply flips the image over at some point in infancy because the optics actually result in the light imprint on your eyes being upside-down relative to their actual orientation, your visual cortex simply glosses over any asymmetries without triggering something in a cortex that rankles a conscious wrinkle of your grey matter.
>>86313431
Also, protip, if you've got 4chan Gold and want to use the dating app, fap to the pics that aren't mirror selfies if you're excited a femanon agreed to touch your dick. You WILL get distracted during sex just before your hips need to start moving on their own before you cum because that's when you'll notice something is off.
>>86313430
>>86313164
Explain this Mcgoogles joke to me. Only laugh because he's black and the faces in that app were funny.
>>86313269
hehehehehehehehehehehe
>>86313689
It's the really weird choice of words he had when he found out that Sam Shepard had died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHMF4LlWgZI
>>86313746
People are usually injured before they die
>>86314455
People die when they are killed.
>mfw I was about to log onto the IMDB message boards to see what those guys were saying
>mfw I remembered I can never go there again
>>86313746
Saw the video, it's literally fucking nothing.
>>86314663
>it's literally fucking nothing
a normal man would've lost his leg. thankfully it was cruise.
>>86314908
thankfully it was a scientology celebrity for whom body parts can be harvested from their secret clone banks
>>86312272
I guess he pulled it in.