Who was in the right here?

George was, it's all pipes

It's disgusting but it's a fact of life. That's why you wear flip flops in the shower at the gym.

If you aim for the drain, it should be fine

>>86309000
>>86309829
>>86310029
Agreed. What was he supposed to do,hop out of the shower,dry himself off,put some clothes on and go piss?

George has never once been wrong
Debate me

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>>86310165

>>86310260
you can't park going head first because you can only turn the front wheel axis while the rear stay stationary. It's impossible to park head first because of this.

>>86310260
Parallel parking in drive is the most degenerate thing i can think of

>>86310165
The episode where Elaine tosses his toupee out the window had me seething in rage. Like who gives a fuck what he has on his head? It's his life and his choice. Would have punched the cunt right there.

>>86310597
its funny George cares so much about his toupee when hes a complete manlet

>>86310597
t.balding

>>86310260
you don't even have a driver's license do you

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>>86310165
This was questionable

>>86311520
It was on a doilie on top of magazines. As long as the bitten part isnt touched hes 100% in the right

>>86311592
But what if the donut fell into something foul? George did not know why the dount was in the trash.

>>86308978
george is hardly ever in the right and when he is right about something he is 100% but here he was wrong
i dont care if its all pipes that shit is gross

>>86311592
Adjacent to refuse is refuse

>>86311520
there was no other food waste near it and it was on papaer ontop of more paper
i think it gets a pass
if i got caught though i would be embarrassed

>>86310414
>It's impossible to park head first because of this.
Unless you have room to pull all the way in, which he did.

>>86311520
George wasn't in the wrong. Kind of 50/50.

However he can't prove just how untouched the eclair was.

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>>86310165
That time he dumped a devoted girlfriend because she didn't have nice furniture.

>>86310127
Piss before you shower, you dirty scumbag.

>>86312024
>wasting water
>when it goes through the same pipes

Retard

>>86312024
If he's already taking a shower and cleaning himself, how is he dirty?

>>86312024
>he believes in the piss fairy

Hate to break it to ya kid, but it all goes to the same place

>>86311981
If you don't remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nHkDuridR0

>>86311747
>>86312024
t. Female.

>>86312992
lol your definition of manliness is fucking retarded
>PISS ON YOUR FEET AND ME MANLY WITH ME

>>86313092
>Not practicing your marksmanship by aiming straight for the drain.

>>86311809
Mmmmmh
Garbage fumes
Delicious

>>86312024
>used to pee in the sink and just wash it down afterward
>eventually sink got clogged up
>unscrew the pipe beneath the sink
>the stench of thousand year old piss fills the bathroom
I hate pissing in the toilet because it ends up getting on the floor

>>86313456
like i said there was no other food waste
so no "fumes"

>>86313377
>still needing to practice how to piss
dude if you havent gotten it down by now then you must be a literal retard

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>>86310165
It was Moors, why couldn't George be the bigger man and admit that?

>>86313580
How do you know that
The garbage can was almost completely full and you can't see all that's underneath it, there's bound to be more than two feet of magazines

>>86313636

But the card says Moops.

>>86313513
Almost too stupid to be fake.

>>86313818
Moors

>>86313709
i know because magazines destroy oders
2 national geographics have the capability of making my hamper full of jizz socks not reek of rottem semen

George>Kramer>Jerry>Newman>Elaine

>>86314025
>Elaine last

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What would you have done /tv/?

>>86314549
I would've been too self-conscious to eat even a single shrimp even if I was really hungry

>>86314025
George>Kramer=Elaine>Newman>>>Jerry

>>86313092
How is it "on your feet"? It's washed away the same moment it touches you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpsZkMN9tmc

>>86310260
In China it is literally illegal to park head first.

>>86312085
>it goes through the same pipes
Are you serious?

>>86314982
y tho

>>86314804
>letting piss touch you
thats gross, richard

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>>86314896
>Abelard

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>>86310422
>he doesn't drive manual

>>86314795
this is absolutely correct

Just so you guys know there are 2 kinds of wastewater associated with plumbing at least in the united states. You've got whats known as greywater and blackwater.

Greywater generally encompasses water from sinks and shower pipes.

Blackwater is septic i.e. your toilet. These are not the same thing. The treatments these kinds of water go through in waste water treatment plants are different from one another.

>>86311890
Or you run up on the curb a bit

>>86314585
t. The jerk stores bestseller

>>86313904

dude are you really saying you'd eat an eclaire that was on a magazine on top of your jizz socks?

>>86314585
The vagina store called. They are running out of you!

George>Kramer>Newman>Peterman>Elaine>>>Jerry>>>>>>>Jerry and George parents.

>>86318358
George's parents are the best characters on the show

>>86308978
>>86310127
>>86310165

You fucking hold it for five to twenty minutes until you can get a toilet seat, you incontinent dumb shit-noodles. Let it fuel you to hurry up your shower, if that's what it takes, but don't fucking piss in the stall. That's not what it's for, and you know it.

Indefensible.

>>86318504
>holding it in
>when a perfectly fine drain is available

You're actually an idiot

I piss in the sink while I brush my teeth.

>>86318619
Fuck you, your attitude would have us all so lazy and unhygienic that we'd use piss-bottles and wastebaskets for shitting to do our business in. I don't care if it's a drain- it's a shower drain, not a toilet. This is how you get your shower to stink of piss.

By your logic, it'd be perfectly okay to piss in the kitchen sink, because A DRAIN'S A DRAIN, RIGHT? Fuck that noise.

Don't be lazy. Do it proper.

>>86318705
Or end up like this disgusting guy right here.

>>86318779
I piss in the sink when the bathroom is in use

>tfw pee sitting down because my mom used to yell at me for tiny amounts of splashed pee when I was little

>>86318902
...How many people do you share that one bathroom apartment with?

>>86315043
I have been a plumber for 13 years and have built the piping on literally hundreds of bathrooms in nyc, i can tell you beyond shadow of a doubt that the water from that shower goes into the same pipe as the toilet.

>>86318779
>This is how you get your shower to stink of piss

Yeah that specific smell is the only problem. All the other stink made in the shower is invalid.

Dumbass.

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>>86308978
>not pissing in your shower and sink

>>86318705
I piss in my teeth while I brush my sink.

>>86319136
I don't wash my dishes in the shower like some China man.

>>86317933
no thats disgusting i mean come on i have standards

>>86315305
Piss in the water is the least of our problems. Prescription pills have a greater impact on public health. When people flush pills down the toilet, it gets into the drinking water. People get exposed to trace amounts of prescriptions. We're walking chemical experiments.

>>86308978
>Not pissing in the shower
It's pretty clean and gets washed away in literal seconds, who gives a shit.

>>86319256
antidepressants cause an excess of estrogen in the body
it gets pissed out and never gets filtered properly out of the water
there is lots of estrogen in tap water because of antidepressants

>>86319256
time to invest in purepro filters

>>86319167
The only proper way to wash your dishes is on top of your roof with a power washer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbxegPEox0

>>86319447
Just let your dog lick them clean

>>86319526
just piss on them
its all the same pipes anyway

>>86310165
>eating a bitten eclair from the trashcan

A fallen peanut/m&m from the floor I can get, but this....

>>86320188
you can just eat around the bite but floor food is gross

>>86311520
this

Reminder that urine is completely sterile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLOyChP2AWA
The real question. Who was in the right here?

>>86322877
double dipping in public is objectively wrong
in private with your own food by yourself is acceptable

>>86318504
>rushing a good shower

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>>86310165
He cheaped out on envelopes and killed his fiancee.

>>86325122
why didnt that stupid bitch use a sponge or wet rag to activate the poisonous glue on those envelopes?

>>86325275
It was the 90s.

>>86314982
>China
>traffic laws
Top kek mate. I've lived in asia. Imagine every stereotype about asian drivers, now imagine a country full of them. It's literally the road warrior once you get into city traffic.

>>86325312
what does that have to do with anything?
they didnt have sponges and rags in the 90s?
the reason i know this trick is because of another 90s sitcom as a matter of fact

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>>86324690
caught me off guard

I double dip chips, sue me

>>86311520
it's the same principle behind keeping your toothbrush away from your toilet, there's still unseen particles of garbage floating around there so it's pretty disgusting

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>>86324690
its funny because its true

>>86326260
>keeping your toothbrush in the bathroom at all
You should only take it into the bathroom to brush your teeth, and then clean it with alcohol and peroxide before rinsing it off and putting it back in your room.

>>86319093
I'm not sure how this isn't obvious to people.
Where the fuck else would it be going?

>>86313636

The card said "Moops". What was he suposssed to do? Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>>86325122
Which objectively made his life better

>>86327977
see>>86315305
not every place is like new york