Would he have mad a good Bruce Wayne?

I can't imagine him with high tech gadgets, too many years of him in Mad Men

>>86295256
no but he'd make a great mr. fantastic with a beard

>mads mikkelsen as dr doom
>mammario as invisible slut
>her irl brother as the human torch
>big guy tom hardy as the thing

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>>86295256
more like Bruce Rogaine

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>>86295322
You can't cast a brunette as sue pic related would be good

>>86295477
is he really balding like that?

>>86295589
A lot of actors are.

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Friendly reminder that Jon Hamm has the biggest sausage of Hollywood

>>86295589
Yea, hair and makeup work wonders.

>>86295256
Most actors could do it... it's a fucking comic book character. Uve only gotta be good looking... thats about it.

>>86295667
Most except non white ones.
Racist much?

>>86295645
jesus fucking christ, cmon. how many good features can one person have? this guy gets good looks, big dick, money and I get literally the opposite

fuck this gay earth

>>86295645

please tell me that's fake

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>tfw I learned to life with my 4.5

>>86295845
>>86295645
how big do we reckon?

I'm at a comfortable 6.5 but it would be cool to show like that flaccid

>mad

Topkek

>>86296240
You think she got HAMM'D?

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>>86295322
what about this meme

>>86296340
lmao i remember actually making and posting that meme, jesus that must have been 2 years ago at least, someone actually saved it....

>>86296365
I mainly saved it because of thought Will Funnyman looking exactly like that comic book guy was funny

>>86296340
Torch casting is off.

>>86296340
>>86296365
You never actually read Secret Wars, I guess? There's like 50 other characters to cast and the Invisible Woman isn't in it.

>>86296468
nerd

>>86296468
i saw the animated adaptation

>>86295256
Yes i think so.

>>86295645
4-5 inches flaccid = we're looking at a good 8 inches fully erect

>>86296513
well, it really depends. grower / shower etc

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>>86295256
Guys I just had an absolutely genius insight that you all should read about

So, you are all obviously aware how some actors make a great Bruce Wayne, but not a good Batman.
Some other actors might make a great Batman, but fail to capture Bruce Wayne.

Christian Bale for example was often cited to be a better Bruce Wayne than Batman.


So, here's the fucking thing

They should make a Batman movie where Batman and Bruce Wayne are two different actors. It's still just Bruce Wayne with a costume, but the actor changes along with the suit.
fucking think about it, it's fucking art

>>86296552
It'd just be distracting as most people would easily be able to tell it's not the same guy.

>>86298406
>most people would easily be able to tell it's not the same guy.
>most

All of them you fucking idiot, that's like half the whole point of the thing

>>86295256
It's amazing how prophetic that 30 Rock episode was.

>>86298406
you could choose someone with a similar body type and make the mask cover his entire face

>According to the explosive court documents, Hamm was in his sophomore year at UT-Austin when a prospective 21-year-old pledge was called to the Sigma Nu house at 2.30am.
>When he got there, according to Travis County Court documents, Hamm - who was then aged 20 - and other frat brothers ominously told him, 'It's going to be a long night!'
>The unidentified junior was then allegedly subjected to two hours of brutal physical attacks as part of his fiery baptism into the fraternity.
>The alleged victim told police that Hamm and other members hit him with a paddle 30 times and then lifted the pledge off the floor by his underwear, 'pulling it back and forth in a sawing motion', causing 'great pain'.
>The pledged then claimed that Hamm led him to a basement 'Pit' where he slammed the junior's face into the ground while he was doing push-ups and then allegedly stood on his spine with his full weight.
>Shockingly, after this, Hamm is then supposed to have set fire to the pledge's pants and refused to let him pat the flames down, but instead made him blow them out.
>At the end of the vicious hazing ritual, the pledge was taken to a part of the frat house called the 'Party Room' where Hamm 'hooked the claw of a hammer underneath his genitals and led him by the hammer around the room'.

who was in the wrong here?

>>86298511
You forget that studios are ran by Jews, they will never hire two actors when one can just do the role

>>86298430
Wow so cerebral... fuck off.

>>86295773
He's balding. See >>86295477
And also his career is dead. He's pretty much only known for Mad Men and his big dick.

>>86299609
t. brainlet

>>86295645
thats a normal sized sick his pants are just super high

>>86299672
How is his career dead he was just in Baby Driver and has 3+ upcoming movies. Also was in that Black Mirror Christmas Special movie.

>>86299976
his dick dude its getting old m an...

>>86299850
Lul, what?

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>>86298614
>be hazed mercilessly by Jon Hamm
>no justice ever served, deal with the haunting memories for years
>return back to normal, get wife and kids
>happy life, no longer think about getting harassed by the godly looking fraternity member
>years later, hey kids let's watch the emmy's
>your tormentors gorgeous mug all over the tv

>>86300065
>your daughter wants to fuck him because he is that daddy type you never were because his bullying killed your masculinity

It's like poetry

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>>86295645
Does Kiki aware of his monster dong?