>M'ask you somethin rick

THINGS AINT WHAT THEY WUZ; THEY AINT REEECCCKK

M'ASK MAN

>>86295254

an ordinary drama show where sometimes a zombie passes by in the background

I swear, if you guys didn't make this crap funny, I'd probably quit television all together

>>86295525
This

who comes up with dis shit nyways

>>86295543
>>86295525
I swear i was crying the first time I read these. This, raimiposting and baneposting are what keep TV alive

>>86295572
This and just fuck my shit up

or the Buff Chloe memes

oh and
>Drake
>600K

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!

LITTLE BASTARD SNUCK UP ON ME AND CLOCKED ME IN THE FACE

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She's going to say her first word!

>M-
>Ma
>Ma

Mama?

>Ma
>Mask you summin rick

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>we have a board called /bant/ now
>still can't compare to the quips that are /tv/
you guys keep this up and it's only a matter of time before they make "the /tv/ movie"

masky sumthn wrick

eugon do whatty takes tatayk care yo famly????

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*runs into woods*
*runs back out*
HOW YOU GON SURVIVE RICK?

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>Ello, oim Andrew Clutterbuck and oi wanna thank yew for one hundwedd epehsodes
I had no idea he was British what the fuck this like finding out Clint Eastwood is Chinese.

>>86295754
kek

>>86295754
>Season 12 finale
>Judith about to speak
>Ma-
>Ma-
>cut to black

>Season 13 premiere
>Rick has a flashback revealing what she said
>she said "Mask you some, Reck"

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IT'S ABOUT SURVIVAL RICK
*chases Dale up stairs*

What is the greatest Shanepost of all time?

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>>86295873
how will he as an actor ever be able to top this scene?

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>M'ask you somethin Red

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National Georgraphic scene:

Narrator:

>"Here we see a dark and somber woods, nothing can be heard except the gentle stirring of the trees in the morning wind, and the cries of birds...distant and sorrowful."

>We slowly pan across the forest

>"A forsaken landscape, a kingdom no longer for the living, but for the dead."

>We see Zombies, in the distance of the forest.

>"Among the silent pale trees, a dark figure emerges, the Maskusum Rick"

>"Maskusum Rick is a 6 foot 2 tall creature, with a shaved head and a huge broken beak. The Maskusum Rick has a natural habit for scratching it's head repeatedly, declaring he is the father of Corals, getting into angry outbursts and walking up to the bird looking bearded creature, the Rick Grimes, and saying: "maskusum rick"

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>Jon Berniesanders
>Height: Manlet
>Ethnicity: Jewish

>tfw

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M'ASK YOU SUMTHING ACCOUNTANT

>>86296141

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>>86296141
....

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MAKSUUSM TANK

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Why didn't you faggots put Rick and Shane through Faceapp while you had the chance?

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MAKSUSUM HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

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maskusum Sicaro

Any vids of people going to up Bernthal saying "M'ask yuh summin"?
Looking to piss myself laughing

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Maskusum, How you meet my mother?

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MASKYOUSUM HIGHER GROUND

>Watching Shot Caller
>Shane is in one of the lead roles
>Exposition heavy dialogue comes up
>"l'mass you sumn"
I honestly didn't expect the screenwriters to put in his catchphrase, do they browse /tv/?

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MAY I ASK YOU FOR SOMETHING?

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>>86295754

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A I N T L I K E I T W A S B E F O R E R I C K

CAN YOU KEEP CORAL AND LORI SAFE, REEEEEEEEEEEECK?

>shane will never tellusum

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m'ask you sumthin RickLES IN THE HOUUUUUSE TONIGHHHHHHHT

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LEMME TELETUBBIE TELLUSUMN NICK N SPIC

THE OTHER TOWER GAT HIT, THE PENTAGON DESTROYED, ISRAEL'S NUKED, TECHNICALS ARE ROLLING DOWN THE CHAMPS-ELYSEES

IT AIN'T LIKE IT WAS BEFORE

>>86295254
IS GOD REAL, RICK?

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>>86295956
>"Among the silent pale trees, a dark figure emerges, the Maskusum Rick"

>>86295805
Are you retarded or just american as oppose to shane

hurr durr i fuk my cuzin mask u sumting rik

how do people even still remember a side character from a show where he died like 6 years ago?

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HOL UP
*leans back*
WE GON BE
*grabs bat and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*leans in close*
WE GON BE
*fucks dwight's wife*
SOM FINNA
*grins*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*raises eyebrows*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated polaroid shutters in the background*
SOM FINNA
*swings bat*
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS UR WIFE
*beats glenn's corpse to a paste*
AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET

>>86295802
This is still my favorite Shanepost. So simple but so fucking good.

>>86298081
Cause he was entertaining and was played by an actor that's become pretty well known?

>>86298081
>he died like 6 years ago?
Wait, this isnt true

WE GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THE THAAAANG SHANE

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COOORAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL

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>>86301926

>>86295805
Clint isn't Cuinese, what the fuck are you talking about?

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>>86302127
Man when you really look at it, cool light at day, man Lori was Pretty Much Dead Already.

*RUBS HEAD*
YOU CAYN' PRUTECT UM RICK
*TURNS AND WALKS AWAY*
*TURNS AND WALKS BACK*
RICK

>>86295805
>not knowing he is 25% chinese

YA BOY'S WEAK RECK

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M'ASK YOU SOMTHIN JAIME

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>>86295631

<0> rubs head <0>

>>86295956
This one had me in tears a few minutes, Shaneposting is the best thing that had happened in a while.

>>86295480
>M'ASK MAN
who is the M'ASK MAN

>>86295254

i miss shane actually confronting things instead of letting it fester, no matter how much of a hothead he is. this show and it's fucking non-committal dialogue.

even if you've long since lost interest you need to keep watching this show...because in the future... you won't be able to. and in the past... everything was the way it was.

and that's how it is.

>>86302730

i got shane's "broken beak" but the narrative relating even rick to a bird is what made me giggle like a retard

>>86302625
He isn't.

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>They say he wanted to ask me something, Ray. What they don't tell you is that you have to rub your head twice before asking. Me? I don't even have hands anymore, and my hair is fake. Things aren't what they used to, Caspere knew this.

>>86302679
He literally says it, the madman

I fucking burst out laughing when I saw that movie

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>they work for the mercenary, the m'ask man

>SHANE?

>aye

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>>86297017

*blocks you're path*

ey rick
*sniff*
you think it be like it was
*rubs head*
it ain't

>>86295956
Fucking beautiful.

NOW IF YOU'ALL WANNA LIVE
IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE
YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR IT
I'M TALKING BOUT FIGHTING
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW

L'MASK YOU SOMETHIN'
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DOCTOR PAVEL?

>>86303161

>WHAT IS THAT? EHHHH, WHAT IS THAT? UHHHH

I unironically adored Shane's acting, the guy sold it like a motherfucker. Wish he stuck around longer, he was the mongoose they needed against all the snakes

*opens door*
*enters truck*
*opens door again*
you got somethng to say Dale?

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>>86295805
>Hire a 50-something dark-haired British guy to portray an early-30-something blonde haired American guy

>lemme tell u what dale
>lemme ask u somethin
>lemme tell u somethin

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>>86303269
>l'mask

>>86296780
He says it in shot caller, twd, the accountant and wolf of Wall Street. At this point I think Hollywood writers are in on the joke

>>86298081
>a side character
He was a main character, a main antagonist, and the father of Judith. He's referenced throughout the series by Carl and Rick.

>>86298081
>side character
have we seen the same show?

>>86301195
5 years and 5 months now.

>>86295754
Really is her fathers daughter

>>86295254

ey riiiiick
how cum ur waif git so horny when i tell her u ded?

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>>86303269
TELL ME ABOUT NEGAN
WHY DOES HE CARRY THE BAT?

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>>86295956

>the Grimes is known for its sensitive temperament and will respond to these advances in a peculiar way

>it paces a small circle uttering short, clipped vocalisations about 'what it takes' and 'doin thangs' and looking off to the horizon in every direction

>this bizarre social-signalling behaviour can continue for up to five minutes at a time and presumably serves to calm the more aggressive Maskusump, who can only respond with violent head-scouring gestures and heavy breathing

>however this delicate social dance is forgotten upon sighting a Coral; both creatures will attempt to keep its attention by giving it guns then taking them away again, and gruffly talking about how it ain't how it wuz no more

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wtf is wrong with that show, godfuckingdamnit.

save us, shane.

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>>86306659

>it's a "sequel was better than the original" episode

nice work anon

>>86302782
M'ask yu summin. Why d'FUCK would ya shoot da summnabich b'fore throwin em outta a goddamm airo-plane??

Shane really carried season 2

>>86306887
both are pasta mate

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*rubs head*
WHAT IS THAT

WHAT

IS

THAT

*charges Rick*
MASK U SUM RECK

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M'ASKU TO OPEN THE DOOR DOC
*rubs head while holding the shootgun simultaneously*
IT AIN'T LIKE IT WAZ B'FORE DOC, TELL EM RICK

>no one mentions bullet deer

*runs out of woods*
WHAT IS THAT, HUH?
*bangs on barn door*
WHAT IS THIS?
*rubs head vigorously*
YOU THINK THIS IS ALIVE?
*rubs tree*
THAT'S ITS LUNG

>>86295754
my.fucking.sides

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SHANE ENOUGH

Was this a meme back when Shane was still on the show? Is this a revival? I don't even remember

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>>86308502
tellusum rick
tell u one thing
things ain't like they was before

>>86308502

take this anecdote with a grain of salt but from what i vaguely remember from /tv/'s TWD livethreads since late season 1, i don't recall any mention of it being a meme. pretty sure it only became one long after his death and on rewatches

>>86303039
kek

>>86308843
This, it came out of nowhere wayyy after his season

>>86308843
yeah, afterwards, because rick was such a BITCH up until leangan.

>>86306530
lul

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>>86295254
>the angry jew play the nazi

MASK YA GOYIM

Le'm assca sumn mang.

you put your hands on your wife oryourlitlegirl or anybodyelseinthiscamponemoretime Iwillnotstopnexttime
do you hear me
Do you hear me?!

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>"I'm Negan, and I do not appreciate you killing Maimen."

who was Maimen?

>>86309543
This would be a good pic if Leonardo wasn't in it

>>86310164

Remember that hitchhiker from way back when Rick was forced to out-drive and abandon because they just couldn't spare the room/resources? Negan certainly does, and he considers that as bad as murdering him (it's spelled Mhymin)

Source: this post

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>>86295254

Is it bad he's my favourite character?