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>i don't get obvious as fuck jokes le so random xD

can you stop with these fucking threads already?

The MILFSONS

>>86295024
how could the jump the shark this bad?

>>86295024
She sneeded his chuck

>>86295024
She has a 90 warranty

>>86295081

Simpsons is so dead, it's not even worth complaining about it any more

>>86295024
Sneed was married to Miss Hoover before he started the Seed & Feed business.

>>86295024
STOPPED CARING ABOUT THE SIMPSONS 15 YEARS AGO!!! SEASON 12 WAS THE LAST GOOD ONE AND THE MOVIE WAS ATROCIOUS!!!FACT!!!

>>86295024
ms hoover, DAMN.

>Miss Hoover worked at Chuck's Fuck and Suck as an escort until Sneed bought them out and switched format to a Feed and Seed store. Having lost her primary means of income, Miss Hoover went back to college and finished her degree in elementary education and found a new career at Springfield elementary.
deepest lore

simpsons died when groening took the best writers with him to futurama

>>86295024
she is unmarried

> that can't be a real quote from the real show

it is.

what the fuck bros.

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>>86295024
Now I know why they call you Ms. Chuck

>>86295024
I can't believe there are people that legitimately enjoy this show. Who the fuck are these losers?

>>86295024

It zooms out to a vacuum, she didn't suck his dick

>>86295024
She sucks dick with the strength of a hoover vacuum cleaner.

>>86295024
Ms. Hoover's Sneed and Chuck

>>86295024
Miss Hoover rule 34 where?

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>>86295024
it was a vacuum cleaner reference

Te meo barsinson

>>86295024
>tfw she will never hoover your dooter after being in her poo chooter.

Sneed's Fuck and Suck

She gave him the good sneed

>>86295024
This is quite possibly the worst scene I've ever seen.

imagine if fox cancelled simpsons and it moved to AS

PICKLE FRINK

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>>86295081

Oh it gets worse. They did another new york ep

>>86299245
Really?

>>86299551

He even goes "OH NOT THIS GUY AGAIN"

>"hey viewers, remember when we were funny?"

>>86299245
the fuck

>>86295024
There are already 65 Seasons of The Simpsons?

>>86299245
I wonder if they've ever been allowed to dis a real life commercial product like Mountain Dew again.

>>86299245
I do not get this in the slightest

>>86295024
Did anyone else get turned on by the thought that Ms. Hoover gave Bart a Sasha Grey-quality throatjob

>>86299245
>the actual WTC episodes removed from syndication
>this horseshit will be run forever

>>86299946
No, because I don't get turned on by thinking about Sasha Grey.

Just end this stupid fucking show already, why they didn't cancel it when they had some dignity left is beyond me. Fox are the worst and deserve everything of theirs to fail

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>>86299245
I just watched the Boston episode on youtube livestream,jesus christ,what the hell was that?


>lolol HATECATION,we are just like seinfeld! I can already see the memes on twitter!
>bonkowski sounds like gronkowski? and they are both stupid...GET IT?!
>parodies the departed,how timely

The worst thing is,people say that this is one of the good newer ones.

>>86299944
the joke is that lebs are subhumans who sell low quality mystery meat to cumskins because they know you'll still eat it

>>86299245

>Klhav Kalash
>Formerly Chuck's Kalash

I don't get it

>>86300048
yeah maybe liberal cumskins

tacos are about the most ethnic thing I ever stick in my mouth

>>86300123
Unlike your mom who sticks a lot of ethnic things in her mouth.

>>86300123
i highly doubt that

>>86299981
Her blowjob scenes were the best though

Because she couldn't talk

>>86300257
You know she drinks out of toilets, right? Why would you want that on your penis?

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>>86299245
>that hideous architecture
>those randomly placed signs
>that giant impractical umbrella
>those windows pointing towards a wall
>modelling part of a building on a fucking cart
Even as something that's onscreen for two seconds this is horrible.

>>86295024
Uh, because that's her surname?

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>>86295024
She can suck a mean dick
Just like a Hoover (a brand of and sometimes generic trademark used for vacuum cleaners) sucks forcefully
Fellatio consists in part of sucking (licking) of the penis
Bart and Miss Hoover had oral sexual relations and her fellatio performance was very enthusiastic/strong/good/pleasure-inducing

In case it's still not 100% clear I attached this Wikipedia picture illustrating the pratice

>>86300409
>white male
Why is wikipedia so racist?

>>86300501
Maybe this is more to your liking

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Semfac01.png

>>86300538
DELETE THIS ENTRY NOW.

>>86300326
The umbrella and the building its on are supposed to reference the Khlav Kalash cart that was in the original NY episode.

The joke is supposed to imply that his shitty street cart became a major business. Don't ask me how that is supposes to be funny.

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why is Marge not supporting him?

>>86300538
wtf

>>86295024
Did they have a time skip or why is Burt all grown up and why are they making crude sex jokes in the Samplesons? I haven't watched it in years. I thought they only did pop culture references and celeb cameos.

>>86300671
Marge has been seen as old fashioned or a little too traditional in Simpson episodes past season 10.
>only person to have a problem with Patty coming out
>at a gay pride parade she mentions that it would be nice if a gay and lesbian in the closet got together
I'm sure there's a lot more too.

>>86300656
I get that but it still looks stupid.

>Don't ask me how that is supposes to be funny
Because it's meant to remind people of this funny joke written by better writers 20 years ago.

>>86295179
PARDON GROENING

>>86300048
i honestly weep for people who have never had a good lamp gyro.

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?!

>>86300939
the dog is known as Chuck around here

>>86300123
Your loss, pussyboi

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>>86299972

>removed from syndication

That's a lie, I see that episode on FXX from time to time

>>86300671
Marge looks weird in this shot, her head and eyes are too big

>>86302343
fuck off with your spiced diarrhea

>>86300939
YOU JUST KNOW

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>>86300409
what does oral sex feel like?

>>86295024
>Not Krabapple
I cry
You know why :'(

>>86302943
Like putting your dick in someone's mouth

>>86302943
It's alright, not as great as people make it out to be.

>>86302943
I'm not sure if the guy_ who did oral sex to me was bad at it or it just doesn't live up to the hype

>>86302943
It's pretty great if they know what they're doing.

And it feels GOAT cumming in a girl's mouth.

Being deepthroated is awesome. And that feeling when she rubs the head of your cock against the inside of her cheek. I love that.

>>86302943
It's pretty mediocre desu senpai. Personally I can't even cum from a bj. It's like you used excessive amounts of lube and a very loose grip when jerking off.

>>86303276
Practice more

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>>86302943

pretty lackluster

most girls give you a rim job now which is the best oral sex

you are basically still a virgin until you get a dirty trombone from a girl

>>86302995
>>86303056
>>86303138
>>86303189
>>86303248
>>86303276
>>86303367
Virgin cuckolds from reddit detected

>>86302943
>>86302943

like a bag of sands

>>86303421
Roastie who's bad at bjs detected

>>86302943
like a warm dog's mouth

>>86303421
>receiving oral sex makes you a virgin cuckold

bitter little white boi detected

what's the problem, no girl wants to suck on your itty clitty?

>>86300939

beastiality?