VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF THE THOUSAND PLANETS

>>86293887
lul why is the poster a woman spreading her legs
lul

>>86293887
Horse shit. Two leads have zero chemistry

>>86293887
>the legendary directory
>lucy
oh my

>>86293956
They honestly seemed more like siblings than lovers, it was kinda weird to watch.

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/tv/'s had fun shilling it now that it's one of history's greatest flops
>needs to gross double its budget to break even
>grossed 90mil
>130-150 million dollarydoos in the red
a better movie would be the unedited footage of investor reactions during the prerelease, premiere and subsequent JUSTening of this wreck

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>>86293887
I'm actually laughing right now OP. Thanks!

I think Cara is hot and don't get all the hate people here have for her.

>>86294826
Her face is fine but her body is like a boy.

>>86294693
>>130-150 million dollarydoos in the red
it's already in the black thanks to presales. the only people losing money are the various studios/distributors that released it in their respective countries.

>>86294826
she's the perfect embodiment of "entitled Hollywood brat who thinks she's hot shit"
also, very subpar looks for being a "model"

>>86294863
>Her face is fine but her body is like a boy.
so... literally perfect?

>>86293921

lol you must be really really desperately horny to see that

>>86294826
>Daddy buy me a pony

>Daddy buy me an Oompa-Loompa

>Daddy buy me a blockbuster

>>86293921
I can't unsee it

>>86294934
What's wrong with you? Do you like men?

>>86295479

there's nothing wrong with that

>>86293887
It has a lot of great moments in it, but the leads' lack of chemistry really does hurt it. I thought Cara actually did a better job in this one than Dane did. It was like he could barely even muster the will to try.

sup Luc

>>86295528
yes, there is

>>86296287

no, there is not

>>86296372
yea, if you're a FAGGOT

>>86296500

no, it's not

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>>86293887
stinks of 2002, fuckin g piece of shit

>>86293887
>exposition dumps
>bad montage
>male lead is completely uncharismatic
>main duo behaves like siblings despite the fact that they're supposed to be lovers
This movie is a fantastic example that passion project =/= good movie.