Was it autism?

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Was it autism?

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ffs americans

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Jesus Christ, Jack. It's just a stew.

>>86284096
yes

>>86284177
saved

>>86284171
Just cuck my arteries up senpai

>>86284177

neat

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>>86284171
how can yuros even compete?

>>86284203
im a fan of just throwing stuff in a pot and experimenting

recipes are for faggots

wtf is ramseys problem? i bet the food sucks but he always reaches hard with complaints. says stuff like it's boring/bland, like come on faggit

>>86284278

>i'm a fan of eating slop

good for you

>>86284096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

that's not much bigger than his own...

>>86284371
It's amazing how Ramsay has a better grasp of even Indian food compared to American.

>>86284464
Wrong

>>86284371
hes just pretending to be retarded for tv

he acts like a total autistic dickhead on american shows and more reasonable on yurop shows

>>86284464
He's a world renowned chef, why wouldn't he

>>86284371
Those patties want to be at least half as thick as that, also who the fuck puts lettuce and tomato at the bottom? Everything additional should go on top, the next thing up after the base + condiments should be the pattie. What a fucking hack

>>86284737
t. mcdonalds "chef"

post mexican dorito salad already

>>86284879
Damn, he threw that bow like a warrior.

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>>86284125
>THIS IS AN AMERICAN CUISINE

Why is he trying to bite it upside down? I don't understand.

>>86284969
>the origins of salmonella jack

>>86284737
>that doesn't look like a McDouble, it must be wrong.

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>>86285112
Nothing a little cayenne powder in water can't fix.

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>>86285076
Nah, THIS is American Cuisine.

>>86284278
>im a fan of just throwing stuff in a pot and experimenting
We do that at work occasionally. Everyone brings in one or two cans of some vegetables. Then we add sausage links or chicken to it and let it heat in a crock pot. Delicious,.
Usually consists of green beans, corn, potatoes, carrots. We don't get mexican with it.

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>>86284278
Me too.

>>86285432
sounds kinda bland desu
don't you at least add seasoning?

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>cheers

>>86284125
>not toasting both sides of the bread
disgusting

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Was it autism

>>86284969
This is a common observance, but
>iPhone in meat container

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How do I become Ja/ck/?

>>86285867
There is literally nothing I hate more than these fucking porn-ad-style cuts of cooking

>>86284125
JESUS IT'S JUST A GRILLED CHEESE!

>>86286011
There is no cooking in that webm.

>>86285995
Lose some weight

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>>86285995
>When_The_Salmonella_Kicks_In.webm

Ha, but Jack has the stomach of a billygoat by this point, he's immune to food borne illnesses.

Honestly though, become an evangelical Christian, choke your kids, and permabulk by eating raw meat

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>>86285920

>>86285920

this is the gluttony god will punish

Why are you /ck/ faggots always shitting up this board?

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>>86286102
Damn, I doubt I'll ever became the Apex Alpha that Jack is.

>>86284313
SIDES

>>86286244
Because you faggots shit up our board first and mutated our userbase into a bunch of retarded mongrels who just scream about McChickens, veganism, and alcohol

>>86284096
Paired with a tiny mouth. Gordon has awful fucking taste in food.

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confess

>>86284125
It was grilled cheese kino.

>>86284240
Aside from the blistering heat this was delicious.

>>86285783
to be fair, they do manage to open it

>>86284278
you are a fan of being a fucking idiot, because if you do that in the webm, SOMETHING is going to be raw or overcooked
I'm not a french chef but you are mixing veggies with meat and both have different cooking times

please don't stop the webms

>>86285261
>>86286339
>>86286041
>grilled cheese
>the cheese is not grilled
Clappers, eveyone

>>86284125
numale cuisine

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>>86285076
Yeah, what on earth are those murricans thinking?

>>86284125
>butters bread
>squirts oil
>cooks
>puts more butter
delicious

>>86286509
british high cuisine

>>86284096
The bun to buger ratio IS obscene but fuck my ass if I wouldn't bite into that cunt like I had AIDS and the cure was in the middle of the burger.

He was being a prick, but at the same time I get where he's coming from in a chef way.

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>>86286596
/scoffs


>American.... "C...Cuisine."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>86286646
As long as it's more burger than bun, it's acceptable unless you're an autistic Scotsman who's so ashamed of his heritage he fakes an accent.

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>>86286011
Sometimes its necessary

>>86286443
It's not just called grilled cheese.
It's called a "Grilled Cheese Sandwich" and yes the sandwich is grilled.
Freakin' yurobongs, I swear.

>>86286684
you got a poin there, anglos can't into proper food

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>>86286705
Put your "cuisine" down, fatty. :)

>>86286686
He's a terrible fake Scotsman to be fair.

>>86284096
He should have asked for a toothpick.

>>86284203
>>86284278
he put the water in last. that's as ameridumb as it gets.

>>86286443
>cheese is not grilled
what now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RllWJUvrxEY

>>86286786
Sorry, I only eat meat, fruit, and vegetables.
You know, the stuff you can't afford because you live in a third world.

>>86286786
If you're British you need to stop talking about food right now. See >>86286509. Nothing in America could come close to something this pathetic.

>>86286255
Fun part is that both omelettes are shit in their own way

>>86286686
Spoken like a true fat fuck

>>86286913
I live in a lovely country. I also eat what you eat. You're dismissed.

>>86286953
Literally shaking because your favorite autistic scot is under fire? He doesn't even know how to bite into food.

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>>86286913
>>86286913
you are in fucking denial

>t. ionlyeatshitoutofabox

>>86284096
>Flipping the burger upside down
Stupid bongs don't know how to eat

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>>86286997
Sure you do.

>>86284737
the burger weighs down the tomato/onion/lettuce etc. so it doesn't slide around when you bite into the burger, and if you dont separate the sauce from tomato and onion then either the sauce or the vegetables will slide out of place when you bite into them

t.- american

>>86286700
I was with you right up until the soy sauce. This dish would be fine without soy sauce. Maybe something with heat like chili powder.

>>86284125
1) Too much cheese
2) If you butter the bread, don't use oil

>>86284737
It is the top for him, see OP webm, he's turning it upside down every time he goes for a bite

>>86287167
what the fuck is this

>>86287216
but that would violate the sancrosanct laws handed down by Saint Wesson

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>>86287167
Ah, american cuisine, uma delicia.

>>86287362
Tostilocos are a Mexican invention, my friend.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tostilocos

>>86284125
2 slices of cheese is the maximum you put on a grilled cheese. You butter up the outer sides of bread, there is literally no reason for oil unless you want a slimey sandwich that's going to slip down your throat.

>>86286286
Nice made up story to justify your shitposting

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>>86284371
>has an economical, generic $200 grill
cooks a perfect burger

>>86284969
>has a $400 weber spirit
cooks like a complete jackass

yep.

>>86287476
You know nothing about cooking. Dismissed.

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>>86285992
jesus christ that giraffe tounge

>>86284096
Don't just stare at it, eat it.

>>86285740
Garnishes his cheese with cheese.

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>>86284096
>upside down

>>86285920

Not even in regards to this disgusting shit. but what is it with these retarded ice cream roll things. They piss me off...just eat normal fucking ice cream you faggots

>>86286786
*mouth salivates uncontrollably*

U S A U S A U S A

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ITT: fat Americans who are angry because a Scott had to go to their country to teach these dumbfucks how to cook.

>>86284969
Enjoy your food poisoning asshole. I'd kick someones ass if they attempted to feed me this half cooked shit. I had food poisoning once. It's not bad if you enjoy dry heaves every hour for 12 straight hours.

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>>86284096
dumb fucking brit doesn't even know how to eat a burger

>>86287386
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tostilocos
your link is nothing like the webm.

>>86287909
Brits don't have the burger muscle that lets them extend their jaw like we can.

>>86287581
oh fuck off back to france
(you willy nilly)

>>86287956
>>86287890

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>>86287847
You obviously have no idea how to cook. Don't you get sick of ordering take out every night? Read a book

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>>86285995
everything about this man disgusts me

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It's like he knows everything about food, except for the simple fact that taste is subjective. All he does is complain.

>>86287804
>>86287804
>>86287804
>>86287804
>>86287804
This.

>>86287804
>>86288139
We;re so angry that we gave him 23 shows.

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In-n-out burger, comin right up!

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>>86287758

>>86288192
0:30 = Money shot!

Why is it that food posters are somehow more obnoxious than cunnyfags? They're almost on par with brap posters.

>>86288192
I'd eat it.

>>86288289
I'd hit it.

>>86288278
Reading novella posts about men being sated by flatulence makes me a lot less queasy than most of what is posted in this thread.

>>86284371
gordon is a great classical chef but whenever he cooks but whenever he goes out of his comfort zone it always pretty mediocre (see him cooking paella or pad thai)

the patties shouldn't be that thick, a good patty should be thin as possible for maximum surface area browning, if you need more meat double patty

I like watching Gordon Ramsay videos as much as the next pleb, but I have a sincere and vehement hate, a disgust for people that hold him in high regard.

>>86284969
HE PUT HIS FUCKING PHONE ON THE TRAYS THE RAW MEAT CAME ON! THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF ELABORATE JOKE!

>>86286700
stuffed meatloaf is more appealing to me

>make standard meatloaf mix of ground beef, egg, bread crumbs, onions
>lay out half of it, shaped like a canoe
>fill the inside with cheese, bacon bits (homemade), and hard-boiled-eggs
>close it up with the rest of the meatloaf mix
>wrap it tightly in cheesecloth and tie it off
>braise it in tomato sauce or spaghetti sauce or whatever sauce
>when it is done, remove from the sauce, chill, save the sauce
>slice it after chilling
>pan fry the slices
>dress with the sauce
guys it's amazing food

>>86284096

srsly, if you can't be infront of that piece of meat and tear right into nomatter what kind of mess it makes, you are not a man

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>they don't know there's someone worse than Ja/ck/

>>86289098
He's the Salmonella Man.
He doesn't care about trivial shit like raw meat on his phone.

>>86285995
Have to be born with Downs.

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>>86289190
>boiling your "fried" eggs in black oil

>>86288192
absolutely would

>>86289200
his entire body is salmonella now

he is resistant to every food born bacteria known to man

>>86284096
Just eat the burger you cunt.

>>86284096
What episode? I wanna see more of the qt waitress.

how many times did jack survive salmonella?

>>86289281
okay I laughed out loud for the first time in a while, thank you anon

>>86289259
is this person retarded, that is gross incompetence

>>86289190
>stuffed capsicum video
>boiled mince with zero seasonings
>directly into cut open capsicum
>"this is a bit spicy for me"

fucking hell

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>>86289223

>>86289273
nvm, found it.

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>>86289330
you can't be slow in the mind when you're an amalgamate of single-celled organisms

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>>86289300
Not sure but I'm sure he broke the World Record.

>>86285740
>the coolwhip
every fucking time

>>86284371

fuck me, he was doing so well until he absolutely slathered them in mayo

dropped

>>86289300
How many times has salmonella survived Jack? 0

>>86288126
Taste can be objectively shit if you spend your life eating shit food.

>>86289508
yeah but he keeps shitting on pineapple pizza, it was funny when it was a collective meme but now a bunch of retards honestly think it's a sacrilege

>>86284203
I like how the beer was almost empty before he added it in to the stew.

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>>86289554
How much more delusional can you get? You see that and still think you did a good job.

>>86289546
Thing is, Jack claims he doesn't drink.

>>86284125
This is so fucking stupid and eccentric and unnecessary. Not just that, but that would be DISGUSTING to eat.
>Butter the bread
>Oil the stove
>DESTROY it with a shit ton of cheese
>Smear it around like a retard on the short bus using his shit as graffiti on the back of the seat
>Butter the bread AGAIN
>Doesn't even toast both sides

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY

was it f'da keyds

>>86286700
I hate bacon so much, it is a fucking meme food. It doesn't taste that great, it's shitty on its own but also adds nothing to a dish, and everyone charges a buck more for a burger just to add it on top. To top it off, everyone fucking treats it like the holy grail of meats when it's fucking bottom tier.

>>86287167
The way he struggles to make this piece of shit gives me the urge to just kill him

>>86289660
kino

>>86289711
>Make sure to get my fake diamond ring in there

Is Jack crying for help?

>>86289721
I completely agree.

>>86289721
At least we're past the Epic Meal Time era when people were making fucking bacon perfume, cologne, and slapping it into any condiment possible.

>>86286509
One needs to season the toast. It's all about the right toast seasoning when making a toast sandwich.

>>86289838
what the fucking hell

>>86284125
is this a new meme? the people saying he didnt toast both sides?

>>86289838
>literally takes 2 days to make
This shit better taste fucking amazing.

>>86289838
now thats autism.

>>86289838
what do i google to find out more about this?

>>86284096
>eating a burger upside-down
what is wrong with this guy?

>>86289912
Stop posting pics of my wife!!!

>>86289936
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/07/05/watch-how-to-make-one-of-japans-elite-restaurants-desserts/

>>86284125
i hope this is a parody

>>86289988
lol so random just like me

i forget fucking brits post on here. This >>86286509 is reason enough you fucks should keep quiet on most topics

>>86288229
That ad got banned in my country. Am still to try Carls Jr though.

>>86289936
"molecular gastronomy"

>>86287362
>delicately placing the Doritos
how annoying and a waste of fucking time

>>86287362
>>86287167
>whenever hipsters complain about some american mexican restaurant not being authentic mexican cuisine

>>86289721
I completely agree. I've never seen the appeal to bacon. It's okay I guess, I don't eat it often at all, but it's not great.

>>86289602
>claims

Donald Trump "claims" to be a smart man.

just a reminder that in england a potato sandwich is classy

>>86290246
Well, he did fool half the US population into voting for him... that's pretty smart if you ask me.

>>86290003
>>86290114
thanks

>>86289223
Holy fuck those are eggs? I thought it was grilled chicken

>>86289721
I'm happy I'm not the only one

>>86290059
:)

>>86289190
Is that the guy who tried to thaw a piece of steak on his toilet seat with a napkin and a lighter?

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Was it retardation?

>>86284125
so vito's gay, right? is this the guy that fucked him in the ass?

>>86290246
>comparing a guy who cooks food to who runs a country

>>86284096
No

>>86290499
I've seen this guys videos before. I don't understand how you could consistently be so bad at cooking. Is it a comedy channel?

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>>86290499

>>86290499
>cold oil

LOL based /v/ janny pandering to his fellow bad /v/ombres

>>86289721
Was about to post the same thing. Truffles also seem to be the meme mushroom, where people seem to buy things just because they have truffles.

>>86289838
i can die now

>>86290499
Pan, nice and cold.

>>86288722
i knew /tv/ was full of degenerates, but i think well done fuckers are too much.

>>86284371
>mayo and onions

fuck off

>>86290593
it is retarded on purpose, but i don't know if the point is to be amusing or annoying.

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>>86290354
I was looking all over for this one

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>>86290800
If you watch his videos I think you'll come to realize he is actually retarded. He has cut himself until he bled multiple times on camera. He also made a tutorial for canning food that he had to take down because it would give people botulism.

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>>86285895

>>86290900
how did he cut himself like that
what the fuck

which episode had the young blonde head chef again?

>>86290701
It's funny seeing someone get left out.

>>86285740
I can hear in my head:

"I don't mind the taste!"

>>86286339
It was grilled kino

>>86289988
this made me angry

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>another thread bout americunt fatshits with their disgusting cuisine
kill yourselves

>>86291057
t. reddit

>>86291070
>t.greasy virgin

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>>86289935
Its art you philistine

>>86290900
That level of incompetence is just impressive.

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>>86285920
I fucking lost it when he started delicately piling mcnuggets onto that shit

>>86290800
No. Hes that dumb. The going belief is that the parasites obtained from years of eating par cooked food have taken over his body and continue the cooking show hoping to create new hosts.

>>86289177
Sounds good.

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>>86290354
2:05 am and you got the nerve to post this shit....just fuck you anon

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>>86288229
I love how they've accepted the fact that we've become a meme in the fast food industry.

>>86290836
this one actually looks pretty good

>>86290900
>carefull

>>86289346
This is satire, right?
I mean, no human being would think this video was seriously worth considering for someone trying to learn how to cook, right?

>>86290354
>Typical_American_Dinner_For_One.webm

Feels good to live in the first world.

>>86291376
nibba that is a dinner for like.....4 people.

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>>86284125
This is what happens when you choose to be a numale. Anything remotely interesting becomes to fat/sex/trans-phobic limiting your hobby options to nearly nothing. Video games are too sexist. Movies are too racist. The Fire service needs to lower it's standards because 50:50 gender ratio is the most important thing, and so on. Before you know it the only thing you have left to pour your passion into is a couple of slices of white bread and some processed cheese. Pure numale. He's as happy as a cuck in a cage.

>>86284203
Seriously, it was looking ok before he started adding all the canned shit.

Why are amerifats eat so much canned shit?

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>>86290430

>>86291503
Its kinda tasty desu, and you dont feel bad that you spent too much money on it.

>>86284171
thats just a double cheese without the bread though, its more fattening if you added bread

>>86291503
Because we can

>>86291503
Convience and its cheaper. Also, don't lump that walking sack of trichinosis in with all Americans third worlder.

>>86284371
Jesus Christ America those Onions and Tomatoes are fucking more jacked than your baseball players.

>>86289711
What the fuck kind of knife is that? Looks like a Bionicle weapon.

>>86284171
Moot answered my question about the double down years ago. Moot, the double down and I are forever linked.

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>>86290499
>getting shit in and on your stove

>>86284125
>lets cook this fat in more fat
>americans

>>86290900
>that fucking filename

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>>86288229
based carls junior

Always make the best ads

>>86284371
>that much onion
>mayonnaise
unbelievable

>>86289436
pure ja/ck/ino

>>86289177
Fuck me I'm making that tomorrow

>>86289838
watching 60fps videos are fucking weird

Superior autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3cqYZBM_b0

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>>86289988
>a fucking chisel and a hammer

>>86284371
>just season it a little
>a little season
>literally throws salt and pepper on it +10 times
>like half a kilogram pepper

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I was recently shocked to learn that Americans sometimes have potato chips as a side dish to their dinner.

Like what the fuck?

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>>86290499

>>86291133
Podesta?

>>86291872
don't unwrap it from the cheesecloth until it is chilled or there will be trouble

>>86292017
kek

>>86284170
those angles....
49-1

>>86291906
>Lego lad
>what do your autism eyes see?

>>86291964
yeah and? It goes good as a side to a sandwich. What you guys don't eat fried potato products where you live as a side dish?

>>86292149
>side to
You don't put your chips and fries in your sandwich?

>>86292182
you can, I prefer them on the side

>>86289540
Pineapple pizza is considered absolute shit everywhere but the US.

>>86292149
Where I'm from it's considered candy

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my first grilled cheese sandwich ever. do you like it /tv/?

>>86292244
too much cheese

>>86292244
I dont know I cant eat it THROUGH THE FUCKING INTERNET.

>>86292244
not enough cheese

>>86292244
too much cheese and butter

>>86292244
looks fucking limp

the fact that you are eating it with a fork and knife shows you failed

>>86292277
>>86292305
I added two eggs so thats not cheese you're looking at.

>>86292244
Where's the cheese

sausage > bacon

>>86292380
both are haram

>>86292389
>Muslims are taking over the country!
...
>they throw gays off buildings!
...
>they think any speech against Islam should be punished!
...
>they treat women like dirt!
...
>they don't like dogs!
...
>they don't eat pork!
DEUS VULT

>>86292244
Did you use egg on the outside of the sandwich?

Posting Jack videos is just cheating. The guy is a known retard.

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>>86292539

>>86292513
yeah

>>86292584
For what purpose? Grilled cheese is pretty cut and dry stuff without an egg coat

>>86292610
sometimes you need an egg for protein since I can't eat meat

I thought I was in /ck/ until I got to the end. Holy fuck, I've never seen so many gross food combinations made with a straight face. That undercooked grilled meat isn't even the worst one in here.

>>86292610
same reason you add egg to french toast

>>86292583
>cooking sloppy food with those nails
fucking gross

>>86292693
What's wrong with how he grilled the meat? It all looks standard to me, is there more the webm leaves out?

>>86292583
>cooking with doritos

>>86292719
egg is a big part of french toast, there should be no egg involved in a grilled cheese sandwich

>>86292748
Is there a better brand?

>>86292770
protein for french toast since you shouldn't eat meat with it same as grilled cheese

>>86286700
>when you want to die but don't have the courage to jump off a bridge

>>86292687
then put it on the side?

>>86292789
there is already protein in cheese.

>>86292736
Every piece of meat ja/ck/ cooks is underdone, he somehow undercooked one of those those shitty 1/4" thick dollar store steaks.

Go look up his bison burger video and skip to the end when he cuts it in half, it's horrendous.

>>86292693
>I thought I was in /ck/ until I got to the end.

What are you talking about? Jack is essential /ck/ material.

>>86289721
I feel fairly confident in saying that you haven't actually had good bacon. It's not your fault. Most places are shit.

>>86292812
>>86292814
no youre not supposed to have meat with any of it?

>>86292858
I meant I literally thought I was in that sub until I scrolled to the bottom of the thread and realized I was in /tv/.

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>>86292835
Bison burger. Making me salivate.

>>86289791
>>86289721
>>86289849
>>86290192
>>86290311
>>86290720
Spot the weak """"men"""". Hang yourselves.

>>86290971
That bit at the bottom of the blade.

>>86292789
>shouldn't eat meat with it same as grilled cheese
>what is a grilled ham and cheese

>>86285869
>we dont get Mexican with it.

To whites, getting Mexican would imply adding any sort of spice or flavor

>>86293033
thats a melt

>>86293044
It's literally the same thing, but with meat.

>>86292835
link? I've never seen or heard of this youtube fag but on here and jack bison burger doesn't bring up much

>>86293058
i dont think so but im sorry

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>>86293036

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>>86292583
no wonder mexicans get fat

>>86293079
It factually is. I forgive you.

>>86293008
this

your brain is literally programmed to like bacon

Crispyness (from crunching bones as primitives), smokeyness (from fire roasting as primitives), fats, salt and glutamates. Bacon literally checks every box that humans like except sweetness.

>>86290354
The way he taps the knife before he starts is what gets me so hard.

>>86284171
Wouldn't be less cals because of the lack of bread??

>>86286684
Anglos are known worldwide for having some of the worst cuisine

as far as Yurop goes only Scandinavia is worse

>>86293095
what the fuck

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>>86290354
What cut is that from 0:10-0:20? How was it prepared? Thanks.

>>86293088
>But a melt is not the same thing as a grilled cheese sandwich (in actuality, methinks “grilled cheese” is a subset of the class “melt” such that all grilled cheese sandwiches are melts but all melts are not grilled cheese sandwiches).
http://thecookful.com/what-is-grilled-cheese-sandwich/

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>>86284170

>>86289721
Agreed.

>>86293124
That's a brisket. Usually slow smoked for half a day.

>>86289346
pokeball burner is cool i want a stove like that

>I'll have the filet
>How would you like your steak done?
>Raw
>Raw?
>Yes, raw
>Are you sure?
>Yes, darling
>Coming up
>Thanks darling
...
>Here's your filet
>IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWWW

>>86293150
>http://thecookful.com/what-is-grilled-cheese-sandwich/
>some sandwiches aren't grilled cheese because they are called something else
But it is called a grilled cheese sandwich. What's confusing you?

>>86293095
why just fucking why ?

why do americans love quantity over quality so much?

>>86293294
the meat is melt but im so sorry
>>86293294

>>86293108
>>86293307
Most of the webms posted here are just memes, but this is actually a pretty standard chili dog in America.

>>86293085
Ever tried Mexican Lasagna?
>Instead of noodles use tortillas
>Use salsa or taco sauce in combination with ground beef instead of Italian meat sauce
>Shredded Mexican cheese on top
>Layer in that order to the top of whatever dish with one more layer of tortilla/cheese and bake for 15 minutes or until cheese is totally melted

>>86293124
*Ahem*

It was actually the egg. Two different animals had to mate to make the first chicken; one of those animals must have laid eggs.

You can't push a baby bird out of a cloaca.

>>86293097
is bacon good? yes
is it overrated? also yes

>>86293008
Never said I didn't like it. Just that its severely overrated as the holy grail of meat and is instantly good with everything and should be used as a seasoning with anything.

>>86293578
>and is instantly good with everything and should be used as a seasoning with anything
are you say with melts bacon is safe
Choice?

>>86293124
why would you admit to an orgasm without the woman having one?

>>86293471
Dinosaurs laid eggs, nigga. Who cares what you saying.

>>86293623
Poor wording. I was saying people take the love of bacon too far and it SHOULD'NT be used with everything.

Bacon is a pretty solid choice in any sandwich though.

>Cold, bland, tasteless. What is this?
>That's water, sir
>Dear God. And those thing floating in it?
>Those are ice cubes.
>Are they frozen?
>Yes, sir.
>Fuck me...

>>86293704
oh yes I see now thank you so sorry

>>86293718
>at least tell me, you freeze them by hand
>actually our freezer does it sir
>good lord, automatically frozen ice, it can't get any worse can it
>well then, do you at least make your own water?
>the city provides it chef
>what in absolute hell...

>>86289721
gaylord

>>86293801
HYDROGEN! OXYGEN! IS THAT SO FUCKING DIFFICULT?

>>86292213
funny since it was invented in Canada.

i hate americans

>>86290354
Not american. Explain why you Burn the outside to charcoal in your barbecues. It must taste shit, and is also carcinogenic as fuck.

>>86294212
it's not charcoal, it's crust. Crust is made of spices and sugar used to coat the meat before cooking. It turns darker the longer you cook it and has an amazing complex flavor.

>>86294212
It's not burned, it's a black pepper rub.

>>86289259
I mean just melt the butter, right?

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>>86287362
The way she opens the dorito

>>86295049
depending on what he was trying to make, it might have been important for the butter to be solid. it should have without a doubt been softened to room temperature though
like if he was trying to make a kind of a streusel then it'd be important that the butter wasn't melted

>>86289988
epic... simply epic