simpsons jokes you don't understand

she feels insecure because their dog is too pretty so she puts on makeup

the joke is she's jealous of a dog

>>86281788
You have to watch the episode about sneed and feed first.

Marge was always a secret Canadian and is planning to seduce the new dog.

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I wish someone would explain it to me

Just dropping by to say that I hope all of you sneed posters develop aggressive cancer.

>>86281788
Everyone is fawning over the dog, seeing it do amazing things. Marge wants to fuck the dog, so she puts on make up to impress it. The joke is that dogs don't care about make up.

I would unironically fuck the dog over Marge.

>>86282326
Woah there buddy. You sneed to calm down.

>>86282326
Fuck off, Chuckster.

Id like more explanations about sneed

>>86282272
Formerly Flue

>>86281788
it was about zoophilia.

yeah the early episodes werent really kosher.

>>86281788
I kinda want to see Marge x Laddie now

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What's funny about this? I do not understand

>>86281788
Marge works hard around the house. Everything she does is for other people's benefit. The dog needs to be fed. Marge chooses to put herself first by applying lipstick when no-one is looking. This joke flies over the heads of men because they're not expected to be household slaves.

>>86281788
Episode name?

>>86285383
is this episode illegal in australia?

>>86281788
she's gonna blow the dog

>>86281820

I took it as - Marge wants to impress the dog, because it's just THAT magnificent.

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where's the joke?

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???

>>86285690
He thought it was a weed pot store when it was in fact a cooking pot store

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I really don't get it

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SNEED

>>86282272
>>86285632
>>86285690
>>86285984
>>86286012
Why does the word 'sneed' keep showing up in this show? Is it some kind of code?

>>86286084
sneed is the real end game for the show. It just took us this long to realize it.

>>86286084
Dude, come on...

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>>86281788

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>>86286084
some illuminatti bullshit

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>>86286084

>>86282687
GOLD

>>86286084
Are you retarded? Someone has edited the frames to add sneed. The only time sneed actually shows up is on the tomacco episode

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Watch this Lis'. You can actually pinpoint the second when Simpsons threads went to shit

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Sneed is the new Baneposting. It is the #1 source of OC since the election. You can't resist it.

>>86281820
>>86285625
>>86282066
damn, all good interpretations

simpsons is so layed

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I don't really get it, wish someone could explain.

>>86286792
no sneed touching ma'am

>>86281788
KNOTTED

>>86286792
That's clever as fuck

>>86287021
How?

>>86286792
I don't even know what that word is

>>86286792
it would be funnier if he said "no meat touching, ma'am"

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>>86286084
I was asking the same question

>>86287339
>>86287585
>FB_IMG

>>86288650
they're making fun of twin peaks

una vela

>>86281788
There is a vid on mless where the chick is dressed up like Marge and gets knotted by a similar looking dog

>>86288789

i think you meant they are making fun of the people who watch twin peaks.

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>>86281788

cuz pups rule

>>86285984

>Ah yes, we meet again chucks fuck and suck

Couldn't get away with that now

>>86286306
What happens when you start Sneed?

I was born Chuck but I legally changed my name to Sneed.
Ask me anything.

>>86281788
women fuck dogs, everyone knows this dude

>>86282687
Holy fuck im dying

>>86287229
kafka is an author idiot

>>86291270
I've never heard of him, he's probably shit.

>>86291510
You're dumb.

>>86291609
I'm not dumb, I watch Rick and Morty.

>>86288724
Micheal jackson tabloid headline

wimminz are animals

>>86289310
it sneeds

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>>86281788

>>86292329
this reminds me of a comic I saw once by a chap named pandora

>>86285625
you're basically saying the same thing worded differently. the dog's magnificence causes her to feel insecure, which causes her to want to impress the dog.