a mechanical canine
>>86276427
He rescues the day from sure destruction!
Skeet's Beats & Sheets
Formerly Hugh's
what the fuck was his problem?
Uh, it's called salt, dude.
>>86276587
Who was in the wrong here?
>>86276427
i know right
>>86276542
I'm Paul!
>>86276587
Why was Morrissey in Jimmy Neutron?
>>86276587
>tfw seeing pic and immediately thought of this response >>86277217
>>86277994
I do it for free
>>86276427
BARK BARK
>>86277217
Skeet for being a fucking retarded fastfood manager with no future. Jimmy was too intelligent for him, which made him insecure, which made him be a dick to Jimmy.
SPONGEBOB .... IM GONNA FUCKING C-CHUM!!!
>>86277640
>>86278122
Skeet wasn't being a dick, he was being a gook manager. Jimmy refused to use the cash register for transactions even though it was necessary to keep inventory, just because he wanted to show off his autistic arithmetic abilities. And Jimmy was being an unlikable know-it-all by calling salt sodium chloride, it just isn't good customer service.
>>86278246
tfw got fired from a cashier job for doing that and pocketing the cash
>>86278246
This guy is right, he's obnoxious. Also look at his fucking head. I can't believe I watched this when I was a kid.
>>86278299
Yeah, I don't think it was the head arithmetic that got you fired, there.
>>86278374
well, yeah, that goes without saying
>ITT: dead memes general
>>86278446
I hope you learned your lesson
>Nick thought this show needed a spin-off featuring the Mexican kid and an alien that's literally Carl
Why?
>>86278526
I learned that I probably shouldn't casually chat with customers about ways to steal money from your employer while your manager is dicking around right next to you
It wasn't even a lot of money either, but eh, I'm in a much better job now so no harm no foul
>>86278620
Hmm, you're pretty devilish
I just discovered a drink that's exactly what purple Flurp is described. Tastes like purple and wakes you up.
>>86276542
>greets you
>tells you his name
chill the fuck out man he was just being friendly
what the fuck is YOUR problem?
>>86278620
Stealing is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with
>>86278676
>that first sip of the morning
>>86278703
taxation is stealing so we live in a fundamentally degenerate society, anon
stay bluepilled
>>86278791
>say bluepilled
>is a nigger thief
>>86279028
everyone is a thief my man
>>86278246
he doesnt look korean at all