Please be good.

>>86271097
It might be

Here's the guide:

If it's received well by critics and general audience, /tv/ will hate it

If it's not received well by critics and general audience, /tv/ will love it

>>86271097
endless trash

looks like "plz b my ai gf" garbage

blade runner is overrated trash
ryan gosling is overrated trash
harrison ford isn't even overrated, he's just trash
denis villeneuve is ok

>>86271230
This.

No way this trainwreck will be good

>>86271097
As a borderline retarded fan of the original(s) I can only say this: if someone can pull it, is Villeneuve. It could be not enough and a big amount of things can get in the way.

>>86271230
I only like Brade Runner because I am a huge PKD fanboy

>>86271164
>Emoji Movie
>critics and general audience hate it
>/tv/ hates it
>Dark Tower
>critics and general audience hate it
>/tv/ hates it

you are wrong

>>86271290
nice, two exceptions

>>86271230
Why this place is garbage: the post

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>>86271097
The original was a flop so I don't see why this would succeed
Are Hollywood people really this stupid?

>>86271230
there's no hope for /tv/ it seems

>>86271230
what i dont get is how people ever considered blade runner good in anyway

explain what's wrong with Blade Runner so I can join the hivemind and hate it

>>86271449
r/movies doesn't like it so you're not allowed to like it if you're on reddi/tv/irgins: the board

>>86271449
nothing wrong, it's one of the best sci fi flicks

Is this going to be GitS done right?

>>86271330
But a lot of people loved the movie years later, and this movie has Harrison Ford AND Ryan Gosling.

>>86271449
Sean young doesn't get nekkid and suck Fords peanor

>>86271541
>says the reddi/tv/irgin

>>86271449
/tv/ thought it didn't have enough feet or underage girls

>>86271554
it's just a cult classic, don't think the pseudo deep concept will appeal to everyone

>From the director of Prisoners

The most IMDB sensibility film made so far. Anybody who thinks that Prisoners is above mediocre is juvenile about the medium and entirely emblematic of the video game crossposter fueled downfall of this board.

Villeneuve is one of the biggest trashmasters working today, hack's hack. This is hot pocket: the movie. Cheeto dust: the flick.

IMDB "FILM BUFF" pleb fodder. If you like this film then you are an enemy of the medium.

>MUH BASED JAKE
>MUH BASED DEAKINS
>MUH DARK THRILLER
>MUH RELIGIOUS SYMBOLISM

All the memes are there, it's shit.

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>>86271097

its going to be bad

lets face it, good art nowadays is dead. nothing feels original and genuine anymore. everything feels like a manufactured commercial. when was the last time you were excited about something and it lived up to the hype? when was the last time a truly amazing movie or show came out? the standard of quality within the arts be it music, movies, video games, etc has gone down considerably.

there was no reason to make a sequel to bladerunner. Having ford reprise his role defeats the purpose of the first movie.

I'll watch it but I dont have high hopes for it. Which sucks cause I love cyerpunk settings and not too many movies do that

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>>86271646
Pris' feet were in this sequence right? And she came onto the NEET engineer.

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>>86271646
>>86271751
>tfw reading the chapter near the end of the book where Deckard and Pris do the sex
>tfw will never have a lithely brunette youthful android-fu

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>>86271230
>this post

>>86271330
But people on the internet care about Blade Runner 20 years after the fact! And people like Sci-Fi like Alien and Star Wars! That means that this is a surefire hit!
In all seriousness, I feel that the movie can do great if the quality is there, but it will be based on strong word of mouth, and there's no way it's gonna break $400 million

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>>86271712
>when was the last time you were excited about something and it lived up to the hype? when was the last time a truly amazing movie or show came out?
It's not like I disagree with you, but The Handmaiden did that for me.

>>86271975
It's got Madame president
Joker Leto
Autistic Drax
Grumpy Han Solo
The Goose
Cuban titties deliciosa
Recipe for kino

>>86271712
>when was the last time you were excited about something and it lived up to the hype?
Dunkirk, bitch. If you don't get excited for new movies what the fuck are you doing on /tv/?
inb4
>shitposting
>baneposting
>trolling
Seriously what the fuck are you doing here?

>>86272052
which girl is the cuban titties girl again?

>>86272538
Ana de Armas

>>86271097
Let's hope the storyline is something that has gestated and formed, been rewritten and fine tuned for the last 30+ years.
Sadly, I fear it was the outline that was greenlit with the final draft completed to a deadline in order to meet a production start date.
Of all this year's big movies, this is the one I am rooting for the most.

>>86271388
>in anyway

>>86271449
it's not a braindead action sci-fi flick, so it sucks

>>86271097
>Ryan Gosling
>Denis Villeneuve
>Hampton Fancher
>Roger Deakins
>Johann Johannson

I mean, it's literally impossible to be bad. It may be worse than the original, but it will be at least 6/10

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>>86271097
I would probably try to enjoy the movie if it wasn't for this old fart in the cast. Why do people consider it a good idea to insert decaying geezers into sequels?

>>86271290
/tv/ loves The Emoji Movie.
It's emojikino.

>>86271230
I agree

>>86271097
look at that color palette,already seems like its coat tailing on popular trends rather than having any original artistic direction.

>>86271097
>tfw Blade Runner is one of my favorite films, and I have zero hope for this completely unnecessary sequel

Which cut is best cut?

>>86274971
It also ruins the whole "Deckard is a replicant" side of it. And before people start sperging out about that, I'll remind /tv/ that Ridley Scott confirmed it.

>>86275161
Director's cut

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replicants aren't supposed to age, lol

>>86275161
I have to go with Director's cut (even though it isn't actually a directors cut).

Final cut would be the best, but they put that stupid blue filter over everything.

as long as it has all the visual greatness of the first i literally don't give a shit. it could be about ryan gosling and harrison ford falling in love and committing suicide together at the end and i'll still love it.

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>>86274971
I actually liked grumpy Han. I was rooting for the empire in the ogs

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>>86275217
Maybe old Ford is the prime Deckard. My personal theory was that whenever there was a replicant incident deemed too dangerous, they would call in a replicant who believed he was a blade runner to deal with the escaped replicants without posing risk to real human life. Maybe their standard Rick Deckard model was based off a real person who was once an actual blade runner.

>>86275289
>as long as it has all the visual greatness of the first
Nah it's going to be a CGI shitfest. Somewhere online there's a comparison between the practical effect of Roy Batty jamming his head through the wall when he's fighting Deckard and a clip from the trailer where some guy plows through a CGI wall. New Blade Runner will be trash.

>>86271449
ignore nu/tv/. it's long been a favorite here and is a go to pleb filter

Why do people insist on giving Harrison Ford jobs? Do normies enjoy looking at someone who just wants to go home and smoke weed?

>>86271097
Well it already has old Harrison Ford in it, so realistically it will only be 'good inspite of'.
That said, I haven't given up hope. Villeneuve is great at what he does.

>>86271164
>caring what /tv/ thinks or says

Kill yourself, you sad shit