What if Cypher was a vegan?

That's a big steak

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>>86266851
/thread

>>86267166
>png

check the difference with jpg and the load time

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>>86267212
>Complaining about png images in 2017.

Is this how you power your internet?

>>86266851
He'd never had gone against the Matrix in the first place!

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>>86267393
>implying the problem is his connection and not the 56k modem the boards run on

>>86267539
Its obviously your connection, the site loads perfectly for me and speedily.

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>>86267748
I'm on a 100mbit line and the png still takes noticeably longer to load

>>86268064
That png loads in about 5 seconds, that too much for your ADHD riddled attention span?

>>86268155
holy shit, it takes like half a second for me, but that might be due to 4chanx preloading

>>86266851
the cow isn't real

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>>86267212
spotted the mobile poorfag

>>86267166
best post here

>>86266851
Then he wouldn't have any problem with eating simulated steak. However, if he was a vegan then to be consistent, he would have to fight against the machines rather than join them, since the machines are basically consuming human biological energy to feed themselves and are thus being carnivorous. On the other hand, perhaps on the whole the machines are ecologically more friendly than humans ever were - in which case I guess it would make sense for him to be on the side of the machines.

>>86266851
One thing I don't understand about Cypher's motivations - if the machines wiped his memories, wouldn't that be basically just like death? He might as well just kill himself if that's what he wants.

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>>86268064
lol stupid weeb cuck

>>86266863
No memes for you, pal.

>>86266851
Who plugged him in?

>>86267166
VILE WEED

>>86266851
He'd have been perfectly happy in a joyless existence, eating miserable food every day, and thus would never have betrayed his crew.

>>86268841
Kek

It wouldn't matter. The steak isn't real.

>>86269206
but the energy needed to load up steak.exe was

>>86268766
Just wipe bits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>86267166
this picture will trigger americans

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>>86270159

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>>86266851
>>86267166
>>86268841

>>86270159
Calm down, Muhammad.

>>86266851
>.jpg
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>>86267166
>.png
>1.72 MB

>>86269206
Just like God

>>86273376
yea, now edit and save the jpg 10 times and see what happens

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>>86273437
This guy knows what he's talking about,

>>86273376
learn about lossless compression

>>86266851
It's not real food dummy, so he could just simply eat it

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>>86266851

>americans
>using cutlery to eat

>>86267212
310kb vs 1.72mb

No shit

For anyone else who gets a stiffy from watching him eat

https://youtu.be/Z7BuQFUhsRM

>>86274493
me in the back

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>>86274856
>important
>actor

>>86275519
> never mentioned any importance
> talked about boners over watching people eat

What planet are you on?

>>86276023
>"I want to be someone important"
>"Like an actor"
Did you even watch the clip?

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>>86276023
>SOMEONE IMPORTANT
>LIKE AN ACTOR

did you fall on your head on the way to retard town

how did cypher enter the matrix unnoticed, unmonitored and without help from anyone else? didn't you need help getting plugged in and out?

>>86273427
That came out of nowhere....

ironic his career died after he said this line

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>>86276144
>>86276183
Actors are important, if it wasn't for them I wouldn't have voted for Hillary.

>>86276240
He slipped in when Niggorphious and the crew were asleep. (Note the scene where he talks to Neo about wondering why he didn't take the blue pill). He's up late and no one else is around.

>>86266851
well if he were a vegan he would ask for a Truffle or some expensive vegetable

>>86276498
but don't you physically need help entering the matrix and to exit it?

>>86266851
If Cypher could have anything he wanted in The Matrix, why did he opt to eat a raw steak?

>>86273166
Top kek

>>86273306
Like clockwork

>>86277588
>WachowskiBros: We're pretty happy with the way the sentinels turned out. The digital artist that John Gaeta found did some amazing work. Cypher, at the beginning of this scene, is setting up an automated system to allow him to go meet with Agent Smith.

https://web.archive.org/web/20060322090716/http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/cmp/larryandychat_index.html

>>86275519

It was a historical joke. You do remember the name Smith called him by, right?

>>86278112
>Mr Reagan