ITT: Films men will never understand

There was an official title for the kings mistress at Versailles. If the king can fuck around so can the queen.

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young upper class women are vapid whores

>my mom and sister think that Marie Antoinette is one of the best movies ever made and that Sophia Coppola is a genius.

>>86266514
>If the king can fuck around so can the queen

No she really couldn't.

>>86266535
The Bling Ring is one of the best ever.

>>86266514
Louis XVI was a closet faggot

>>86266628
That too.

You're a young Austrian girl in a forgiven country in an arranged marriage with a closeted homosexual. It's honestly really sad.

>>86266535
They both have better taste than you.

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>>86266450
Why did they cast a white girl for a girl that should have been arab or native american?

>>86266514
Yeah no.

>>86266628
>>86266660
Louis XWI was just a geek of his era. He loved new technologies, watch system etc...

>>86266450
I was really disappointed when she didn't show the tiddies in this... Glad she finally ended up showing them.

>>86266514
Cuck detected.

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>>86266450

This. This fucking shit used to made my ex wet and I could never understand why.

Ladies explain yourselves.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4nrYZh4Qwrs

>>86267229
its brad pitt you retard
your ex is a shallow whore

>>86267002
Someone needs to make a Louis vs Robespierre, virgin vs chad, edit.

>>86266450
This is unironically one of the best movies of the 21st century.

>>86267280
>your ex is a shallow whore
most women choose matt damon over brad pitt. most guys think women prefer brad pitt. you dont understand women

im a woman

>>86267720
No you're not.

>>86267147
My dick definitely understood this movie

>>86267720
>believing what women say
ok?

>>86267720
>most women choose matt damon over brad pitt. most guys think women prefer brad pitt. you dont understand women
generalizations and sexism much

>>86267720
Tits or gtfo

it's a good film desu

>adultery
Marie Antoinette was a pure young lady. Stop this slander.

>>86266535
But Lost In Translation is one of the greatest romantic films of all time.

>>86270313
Yeah, if you're a dumb slut lmao.

Hot bitch

>>86270313
If you have a daddy/daughter fetish, you fucking creep

>>86266450
>female writer/director wants me to sympathise with adultery

They have misconceptions about men.
>Dude you slay the pusy!
In reality no one respects a man not strong enough to stay faithful to his wife.

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>I will never make out with Marie's musky, 1700's, hairy armpits.

Sometimes I wonder if I was born in the wrong year/era.

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>>86266450
>male writer wants me to sympathise with adultery

What did he mean by this?

Heathers, Clueless, and Mean Girls are three excellent movies that accuratley portray how women think in their decade.

>>86266450
It was to show that jason schwartzman is a cuck irl.

>>86266450

Any movie where the female protagonist is pursued by the sexy, forceful bad boy. Men will never understand the allure

>>86270416
Doesn't everyone?

>>86266450
>I will never have a girl this beautiful
>I will always be doomed to girls I find unattractive
The new Bladerunner movie is the only reason I haven't killed myself yet.

>>86270561
get rich
then you can get a sexy cunt that's as shallow as you

>>86267012
where did she show the tits?

>>86266535
>watch interview with Sophia Coppola about her main influences
>the only thing she ever references in other directors' films is how their costumes are "chic"

>>86270655
>shallow
Fuck off. I draw the line at acne ridden hamplanet, but even that is too high of a standard for me apparently.

>>86270487
Same with lady chatterley's lover.

>>86268891
let it go. the old 4chan is dead

>>86266535
IT'S SOFIA

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>all these flicks
Womankino coming through

>>86270728
Jesus, how ugly are you?

>same director that said we needed a beguiled remake because somehow the original wasn't told from the female perspective
>we literally hear the females thoughts in the original

>>86267544
The Louis XVI abdication vs the Robespierre revolution

>>86270894
4/10 probably

>>86270561
>I will always be doomed to girls I find unattractive
Find a trap.
Mine is a 7/10, totally passing, gets catcalled all the time.

>>86271039
it's terrible but that's life
some of us weren't meant to procreate.

be happy that you have the luxury of technology so you can beat off to waifus in comfort and that you're not a beta male in the animal kingdom where the alpha fucks up your shit and leaves you to die

>>86271061
From what ive seen on the internet they are even more picky than regular girls.

>>86266450
That movie's great

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This shit.

>>86271039
just wait till VR gets good, do not kill yourself anon

look up Summer Lesson, you can already play it on PSVR

>>86271238
The whorish ones are. Find one that's not into webcam whoring or feminist shit.

>>86271213
Ugh. Just hard to accept is all I guess. Ig uess maybe it's time to start looking for a decent whore to fulfill those needs every so often.

>>86271385
>The whorish ones are
Why are the ones that more carefully select mates more whorish than the ones who'll fuck anything?

>it's a movie for women
>women are just so much more better than men and so much more deep look at all her emotions also my vagina

>>86267147
This movie was awful and only praised because of pre-18 Lohan being in it.
Fite me.

>>86270517
what is the 2010s version of those?

Spring Breakers?

>>86271441
The webcam whores get crazy from the validation they get from the internet. They confuse their internet "celebrity" status with real life and tend to be more shallow.

It's the ones that are more shy and low profile that look for a stable partner. They won't fuck anything. But they aren't as shallow either.

>>86271726
This I wrote holds true for actual women as well.

>>86267544
Robespierre was actually a massive sperg and was virgin very late in life. Better to do it with the Chad Manlet Napoléon.

>>86267720
Women really have the most pleb taste, even in men.

>>86270459
>In reality no one respects a man not strong enough to stay faithful to his wife.
Women do. But yes, it's men that value purity and rigor of sexual mores. Which is why female virginity is praised (by men, because they want it) but male virginity is not (by women, who want Chad and not purity).

>>86271498
Cuck (2017)

>>86266514
> If the king can fuck around so can the queen.
Is this b8?

>>86271426
I've gone this way and honestly recommend it.
Decent, non-STD, non-ugly sex workers are not that expensive (depends strongly on our area) and I only consume once a month and a half on average last year, which I found is enough.

>>86272794
>manlet
That was just British propaganda

>>86266450
You wouldn't understand, you have to French.

>>86273097
He wasn't a dwarf for his generation, but he was in the king of the manlet range. Apparently it showed because his generals were all one head above him.

>>86266514
nope, the queen must birth the kings babies

>>86273151
Nah, he was taller than the average Englishman at that time.

>>86270517

Is there a new one for this decade with phones and social media

>>86266450
>Get dumped by my French girlfriend
>Decide to watch Marie Antoinette
>Not one seen of a French woman being beheaded

Total fucking ripoff

>>86266450
If Sofia wasn't the daughter of Francis, she would be flipping burgers somewhere. She has the audacity to say she didn't want to be a filmmaker, she wanted to write movies...This stuff is typical female-made movies, rich sheltered girl self centered on her vagina

>>86266865
Because there are too many white males in movies, but there will never be enough white females

>>86271122
this has been sitting on my watchlist for a while, is it good?

>>86270713
She did in Melancholia. Maybe somewhere else.

>>86274042
I liked it a lot. Cool score, too.