>>86265504
he's going to marry queen Dany
>>86265504
He'll have some literal or symbolic revenge victory Euron and live the quiet life happily ever after
hes going to find a nice girl to peg him
He marries Dickon and they live happily ever after
>>86265504
Hopefully he meets some wizard who can give him his dick back with magic
>>86265504
What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Theon becomes the cockless king who rules over Westeros with a brutal fist.
>>86265504
prosthetic dick, becomes good pirate
>>86265504
He will have a redemption arc against Euron and die saving Yara.
He'll save Yara who will in turn cut off Euron's dick because isn't it ironic after him constantly swinging his dick around at every chance?
>>86265832
He gets Victarion's storyline:
VOLCANO COCK
>>86266168
reminder that victarions whole storyline was cut so we could see grey worm lick missandeis pusy
>>86266113
>every fucking thread
>>86265504
>>86265504
He'll get a gold dick like the Kingslayer got a gold hand.
Threesome with Varys and Greyworm
>>86265504
>Cthulhu stayed irrelevant
>Cutehulhu kept mana
>Cthulhu spawns priestess aka "Blue Women".
>sexual healing
>maek kids
>the salt throne inheritance 2: electric boogaloos
>stay at home daddy
He'll go find the cock merchant
>>86265504
He's gonna be spared for his treason against the starks, he'll find he has a bastards son from the girl in season 2 episode 2 and raise him in peace.
Qyburn will attach Drogon's dick to him. He will use the dick as a club to kill Euron.
>>86265504
Metal dick
>>86266113
>I called him le Rebbit XD