So how do you cheat death, /tv/?
You don't. That's the whole point.
>that comfy 90s battlestation.
>>86260785
They never did one of these from the viewpoint of death alway the miraculous survivors.
They explained it in the movies.
Have someone take your place and you'll live however long they had left.
>>86260785
Don't give a fuck.
>>86261870
You can also die and then get revived like the girl in 2 and then that saves everyone left in the whole group.
>>86262552
false everyone died from 2 regardless
>>86260785
Why does Death give a shit anyway? All it has to do is wait then it gets everyone in the end.
Didn't one survive by living in a padded cell?
>>86261870
>>86262552
>>86263843
>>86260796
DEATH IS INEVITABLE
>>86264177
Yep, and she died in the same movie she left it
>>86260785
Kill yourself before it's "your time to go".
what's your favorite death scene in the movies?
>>86264957
My favorites have always been the initial premonition deaths
>>86265042
which one? the airplane, the log truck, the roller coaster(?) ( ive onlt seen the first 2)
>>86264957
Is that pic from the movies? I dont remember seeing death
>>86265079
Bridge is probably the best overall, but plane is still my favorite.
Bridge > Plane > Car Accident > Roller Coaster > Nascar
>>86265137
This.
>>86264957
The one where that guy has his ass stuck in that pool vacuum.
>>86265121
that's not from the movie, that's me silly anon
>>86265201
Lol, ass vacuum death is my favourite too. Probably the last time I cringed at a death scene. now I'm desensitized to all death and wish I could go back
https://youtu.be/yTi70uoe0KI
One of the greatest experiences I've ever had in a movie theater was seeing FD3 and as soon as this scene happens the black dude sitting behind me stood up and yelled "OH SHIT THAT NIGGAS HEAD EXPLODED"
>>86264048
because one persons actions can butterfly-effect-butt-fuck fates plan
>>86264889
impossible. the black guy tried it in 2
>>86265555
Those Quints. That scene was pretty fucking stupid.
>>86264957
Main incident death would be roller coaster
Individual would be the guy that slips on the shampoo and gets hung
>>86264957
The opening highway disaster scene from 2 remains one of my favorite movie scenes of all time. Call me a pleb, I don't care.
>>86267427
>the guy that slips on the shampoo and gets hung
That one terrifies me because of how plausible and relatable it is. Reminds me that when I saw the Evi Dead remake it theaters, out of all of the gross and gory shit in that movie the audience most audibly reacted to the glasses guy slipping and hitting his tailbone on the toilet. You can see that happening to you easily.
It's only weird that it's the only death in the series where Death tries to "cover it's tracks" so to speak to make it look like suicide.
>>86268235
The movies just get wackier with the deaths which is why the first is still the best.
>>86264957
The tanning beds. Many others were cooler but the tanning beds was just plain nasty
>>86267365
>That scene was pretty fucking stupid.
how
well actually now that you mention it, MEW just stood there letting everything happen.