Cara Delevigne Wants To Play James Bond, As Rumored Bond 25 Details

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>>86255327
>gamespot.com

Bond movies were always trash

>>86255327
it could work
if they also have other 'bonds' being mentioned working around the globe. has to be mentioned, not filmed and cut out to be as extras on the dvd/blu ray.
this way 'james bond' is just a code name for their elite agents.

i want to play james bond

someone write an article about me and my opinion about the james bond franchise

>>86255327
Is the James Bond audience really full of self hating cucks or do studios just want James Bond to die off?

Imagine Cara Delvigne beating up Dave Bautista, and the usual idiots cheering and clappi g going YAAAAAS KUWEEEEEEENNNN SSSLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!

Just imagine it. The weasel-mouthed critics heaping praise on it as this tiny frail woman beats up someone more than double her size and at least triple her strength.

She'll win the fight too.

>>86255327
she has the penis for it

>>86255327
Craig just signed on for two more Bond films so not going to happen.

The producers need to make her Bond. She is a box office super star and the bond series will die off if they do not cast her as Bond. It's only reasonable.

>>86255327
She has ugly feet

>>86255348
Yeah it's funny how people pretend that they aren't trash. When I was a kid only nerds liked 007 movies.

>>86255327
That would kill the movies.

>it's time for a female James Bond
>her penis

>>86255327
>Gamespot

What did he mean by this?

>>86255327
She isn't suave enough to play Jane Bond, she's gutter trash. If anything they could make her a female Kingsman.

>>86255488
>ugly feet
Post proof.

>>86255327
This woman is ridiculous, I can't wait for her meme career to die.

>>86255520
This seems like a reasonable compromise.

>>86255327
Absolutely not, James Bond is an admitted male power fantasy, having a female Bond would make no fucking sense whatsoever. Just make an original spy film with a woman in the lead if you want one so badly.

>>86255456
What if instead of beating up on Bautista she just starts kissing him and then they embrace and have passionate, intense, yet somehow elegant sex with each other? I kinda want to see that haha

>>86255541
I could tolerate it if she was a good actress but she's terrible.

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Who wouldn't want this beauty as the new Bond?

>>86255524
Fuck off you've seen her comically long soles enough already. Even she knows her feet stink, which is why she tattood "Made In England" one one and "Bacon" on the other.

>>86255593
Looks kind of like Aaron Carter.

I'd be down if it bankrupts sony

>end of next Bond movie
>Bond finally has a daughter
>she's the protagonist of the next one

This is probably how it's going to go down.

>>86255327

Bond is not a gender neutral character, but the epitome of masculinity. It would be like casting a male lead as wonder woman.

if somebody killed john lennon, can't they just up and do the same to this... thing?

>>86255732
>people try to claim liberals are the violent ones
>conservatives post shit like this

>>86255683
Probably. But they will continue making the James Bond movies.

>>86255759
*James Bond movies and Jane Bond movies and they will be in the same universe. The daugher will be the lovechild of Bond and some other female villain.

>>86255552
>Just make an original spy film with a woman in the lead if you want one so badly.
They just did, it's called Atomic Blonde. Doing pretty well so far, I could see it prompting a wave of female spy films including a female James Bond.

>>86255327
Bond is a womanizer so they better make her a total slut

It's silly how people shit on her acting and looks yet shill Lena Headey, Daisy Ridley, Emilia Clarke... I could list 100 names you get the idea. There are ugly brits in shitty roles who can not act. Stop acting like Cara Devilmeme is worse. They all deserve to fuck off.

>>86255327
no one likes her, that's a fact, all those shill threads payed by daddy's money won't change that

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>>86255683
>James Bond
>not having a gorillion daughters

>>86255807
that's not original

Jesus fucking Christ the audacity of this cunt.

She can't even fucking act and she thinks she should be James Bond

I'm not even tilted about the idea of a female bond, I'm tilted that this talentless cunt thinks she would even be in the top 100 actresses for the role, much less actually get it.

>>86255822
>I could list 100 names
Do it. I triple dog dare you.

>>86255327
Female Bond is an interesting idea but I don't think Cara Delevingne would be able to pull it off. They would need a much more suave actor. Someone older as well, mid 30s or 40s.

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>>86255327
But will she have a Bond Girl to make out with?

>>86255327
This box office poison will be lucky if she gets to play in anything.

>>86255929
Gillian Anderson?

>>86255327
Noooooo

How would /tv/ react to a female Harry Potter?

You know it's inevitable.

>>86256011
Black lesbian Harry Potter. I can get behind this.

>>86255327
How many flops in a row has she starred in yet? Why does she keep getting work?

>>86256036
Suicide Squad did not flop.

>>86256011
i bet JK rowling would find some excuse like harry is never specifically called a cis gendered male in the books or some bullshit

>>86255929
>>86255987
Antje Traue or Hayley Atwell are the only fucking options.

>>86255327
only reason why this, "alright" looking chick became a supermodel and a actress is because she comes from a long line of elite. Just about everyone on both sides of her family are wealthy elites that control various media outlet, sport teams, firms, etc etc.

She can't act for shit, and yeah shes pretty, but she isn't adriana lima or miranda kerr or gisele bucchdon pretty.

>>86255807
It's fucking retarded these cucks use the success of an actually original female led action film just to go back to saying "Bond should be a woman".

>>86255752
Nice, I both agree with your opinion and also agree with your opinion

Would honestly kill the franchise.

>>86256036
Because (((they))) choose young actors these days based on how many insta follows they have.

>>86255413
>this way 'james bond' is just a code name for their elite agents.
There was talk of doing this for years; they were planning to do it in one of the Brosnan films by having Connery or Moore cameo as a retired Bond. Skyfall pretty much ended that as an idea by giving the on-screen Bond an established past.

>>86256139
She's quite literally, old money in the UK. She had her career and fame paid for.

She has Jewish eyebrows and laugh lines but a fairly Aryan facial structure.

What is going on here?

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>>86255327
Nice try, Daniel Craig returns as Bond.

Although I for one would welcome Double-Brow Seven.

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>>86255461
this

>>86255752
Assuming the anon is conservative based on....nothing.

Sounds like liberal reasoning

>>86256303
I think she has some kike heritage although not that much.

>>86256345
what is cara holding?

>>86255327

If they're gonna do a female bond can they at least pick a better actress

>>86256466

A water jug, it's pretty visible

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK MEN!

>>86256466
Looks like a wetsuit and some frilly granny panties.

SHE'S FUCKING DISGUSTING INSIDE AND OUT!!! HOPE SHE BURNS TO DEATH, SLOWLY!!!FACT!!!

>>86255520
Bond hasn't been suave since Craig

>>86256345
What is the circle there for? I don't understand what it's pointing out.

>>86255327
so

does this mean no more bond girls but bond guys instead

>>86256036

Her father is a wealthy as fuck property developer. Her godfather is the chairman of the media company that owns Vogue and Vanity Fair. Her godmother is Joan Collins. She has a ton of connections and a bottomless pit of money. She's never going away

You've only seen her as a random voodoo villain. You never watched that modern Peter Pan adaption or that gay cuck romance movie. Stop reminding me of her. Stop you fucking shill. You obsessed faggot stop remind me of her.


>>86256701
Stop talking about her. She's not in any movie or show I've seen and she never will be.

>>86256644
No, still Bond girls. Lesbians, aw yeah.

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Why are women and niggers so intent on reappropriating popular white male characters? How do they feel no sense of shame in trying to piggyback off the success of white men instead of creating their own thing? Charlize just did Atomic Blonde, why is that not good enough? Why does it have to be James fucking Bond?

>>86256409
Lennon and Cara are both liberals so it stands to reason that someone who wants to kill them is conservative.

>>86256701
This. She's here to stay, lads. Forever. Get used to it.

>>86256961
Is it really lesbians when one of them is the creature from the black lagoon?

>>86256162
I think it's already a dead man walking desu, but it would definitely ruin it enough to need another reboot. As much shit as the 90s Brosnan films get they didn't dig the franchise into nearly as big a hole.

>>86256976
Three things whacked better be - a woman, a nigger and a walnut tree

>>86257027
Revy is cute, fuck off.

>>86257076
>As much shit as the 90s Brosnan films get they didn't dig the franchise into nearly as big a hole.
Bond has never had a good movie.

>>86257139
>see thread for thing you hate
>go inside
What is your thought process here?

>>86257201

Where do you think you are, buddy?

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>>86255327
>risking one of the biggest cash cow franchises out there for political points that will be forgotten within a month
Doctor Who has a gigantic safety net, and the BBC has a toady culture that will shield it from all criticism.
James Bond is answerable to the bottom line

>>86257201
The process takes 5 seconds. I wouldn't bother if so many people didn't pretend to like 007 movies.

>>86255481
with those amazing scenes in valerian and suicide squad

>>86255807
la femme nikita

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>>86257139
If good just means profound, then sure

>>86256058
not for a lack of trying

>>86257283
I don't pretend.

>>86255327
>"It's time for a female Doctor Who and it's time for a female James Bond,"

These characters are so far removed from each other that I don't understand the comparison at all. It's like saying it's time for a male Wonder Woman or male Daenerys Targaryen

>>86255897
It's really got me thinking, does she think she earned her career? Like has she deluded herself into thinking she's a good actress, who got there through making a name for herself as a model, after years of hard work? Or is she just fully aware her entire career is the result of cronyism, and she wants to see how far she can push it?

>>86255807

Why does it have to be Female James Bond? Is it just about taking something away from men? is /pol/ right?

>>86255327
Wow, stupid people sure are confident.

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>>86257519
The funny thing is is that if they weren't fucking retarded they'd maybe realise it's perfectly possible to have your strong female lead to one-up Bond without crashing the franchise.

she can't act and has no charm

>>86255541
Not going to happen. She comes from a majorly rich family.

>>86257560
Indeed, I have this exact same thought when I read threads on /pol/.

>>86255569
>Woman making love to a straight man.
Dude , do you even knew what year this is?

one of the most unattractive thing you can see in a woman is this right here. thinking they're hot shit.

>>86257828
>guy who wrestles
>a straight man
Lol.

>>86257818
Why are you bringing up /pol/? Are you suggesting that I'm a /pol/ack simply for daring to recognize that Clara has an insanely inflated sense of self (most likely as a result of unearned wealth, her own stupidity, and rampant cronyism - leading her to think of herself as something she's not)?

Yes, Cara. Another sequel is what we need. Thank you for being an actress that cares about the condition of cinema.

>>86255822
>Not liking based Lena Headey
Frothing at the mouth Cara fanboy sort yourself out

>>86257949
ugh, just dont.

just...dont
>>>/pol/

>>86258110
Your bait is so weak.

>>86257949
No, you're reading into it too much. It's just that you saying "stupid people sure are confident" makes me think of the overconfident posts I see from the idiots on /pol/ even though their meme president is falling apart more and more every day.

>>86258152
got u to reply, didnt it?

>>86258163
This.

I can't help but think of them and the soon to be impeached buffoon whenever i see stupidity like the bigoted, pig-headed responses in this thread.

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stop bullying cara

>116 replies

>>86258256
I don't know why, but something about Cara just draws in a ton of posters, and FAST. She sure is popular.

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>>86258279

she triggers angry virgins

>>86258047
I'm not the one acting as if either Lena Headey or Cara Devilfaggot can act.

>>86258317
>Devilfaggot
wat

>>86257000
JFK was killed by a leftist.

>>86258300
alri caralad

>>86258300
God, xhe is ugly

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>>86258231
Lol no

>>86258231
>ok Cara just be yourself

>>86255327

I will literally hang myself instantaneously if a female gets cast as Bond at some point in my lifetime.

>>86255327

She has zero talent. Someone put her in a hole so no one has to see her again.

>>86259091
It's going to happen. It already happened to Doctor Who.

I don't think you're going to hang yourself, though.

>>86255327
How does she keep getting roles? I know her family is loaded, but she's been terrible in every single role she's been given.

>>86255327
Will this ugly boy please fuck off and stop stinking up films with her shitty acting

>>86259126
>Someone put her in a hole so no one has to see her again.
SICK Suicide Squad reference!

They already confirmed Daniel Craig is coming back as Bond. There is 0% chance of this ever happening.

>>86259645
Put her in a hole and throw away the hole

>>86255327
Like she has a chance in hell. She's consistently called the worst part of any movie she's in, and she's not a draw at all.

They might be willing to cast a terrible actor in a role if that actor can at least draw a crowd. But her name is attached to one of the worst box office failures of all time... top that with her being a terrible actress and she'll be lucky to get a part in a b movie.

>>86259712
For one movie. If they stop spreading out the Bond movies and start making them once every couple years like they used to, Cara could take over.

>>86259897
>She can't act.
>She's not a draw.
>She was in one of the biggest flops of all time.
>She's always called the worst part of any movie she's in.

0% chance Cara could take over.

>>86259992
>She has a lot of money
100% chance.

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>>86257748
Is that supposed to be ugly or something? For a girl with no makeup, I find her adorable.
Cute smile and pretty eyes.
Want to see what a real catfish looks like?

>>86260020
>adorable
She looks fucking filthy, what are you on about?

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>>86260119

>>86260119
>She looks fucking filthy
4u

>>86260015
Unless she's funding the entire movie herself. 0% chance.

No one is going to produce a movie that they know will lose them money. They take risks on movies, but she's not a risk of loss of money... she's a fucking guarantee.

>"But Bond movies were never good!"
Anyone who says this has never seen the Dalton movies.

>>86260143
>filtered as fuck
>also black and white
>modelling shot

You faggots give this bitch (and every other woman) way too much power. She's a grot slut, only successful through extreme levels of nepotism.

>>86255327
The last Bond movie I saw was Skyfail. They can do whatever they want with that crap now, I'm not gonna watch it either way.

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>>86260211
>Waaah waaah waaah stop being attracted to people I'm not
You're like a big baby

>>86260284
You're not attracted to her though, faggot. You're attracted only to her best model shots - that's it.

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>>86260391
>Hey dude look at that girl over there shes cute
(You): you are only attracted to her because of her makeup when she is looking best
>Duh faggot, welcome to the real world virgin

>>86255327
>"Everyone's saying I'm meant to be a Bond girl"

Translation: the publications that her family owns are shilling her as a bond girl

>>86260554
>dude that girl obviously isn't cute, wtf are you talking about?
(You): no, no, she's gorgeous, um... here, don't look at her, look at her Facebook pic
>Are you fucking retarded?

>>86260649
I knew you would come back with something like this
so predictable, enjoy never getting laid lad

>>86260720
I'm sure worshiping models like a pathetic beta cuck is really getting you laid.

I'm only down with this if Jane Bond is a huge skank, gets naked and fucks her way to victory.

>>86260756
Is... is there any film about someone who does this?

>>86255327
>Everyone's saying I'm meant to be a Bond girl

Ah yes, I'm sure everyone wants your boy body, eyebrowd ass face to be a bond girl

>>86260779
She's disgusting. Kill it with fire.

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>>86255327
>Hollywood shits out a female Bond movie
>no one wants to see it, because Bond is essentially the male every male wants to be, and ONLY WORKS as a male
>no one sees it
>gets bad reviews from those who do

Gee, I wonder if it'll be Ghostbusters 2016 all over again?

>>86260888
What exactly was so important about the Ghostbusters being all male?

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>>86260391
I hope she gets cast in one of the Game of Thrones spinoffs. It would be fun to watch these knuckleheads cry about it. Or maybe they'd suddenly think she's a good actress since she's "in muh show I like"

>>86260957
The movie is supposed to be somewhat humorous and the team is supposed to feel human. If you don't innately know the difference between a group of guys vs a group of women or vs a coed group you truly are fucking lost.

>>86257911
Current ones? yeah most are twinks now and that sucks
One's from the golden ages like the Attittude Era and Rock n Wrestling era? Being gay at that time was a laughable thing.Ever heard of guys like Shawn Michaels or Scott Steiner.These fuckers fucked everything female that walked at the time due to the large number of ringrats,female fans and Tammy Sytch.

>>86261217
>>86261240
Samefag.

>>86261690
Hello >>86261217 poster.

>>86260957
Nothing at all, as much as it wasn't important that all the new Ghostbusters were female. We're just more accustomed to seeing males on screen being fuckups instead of females. That's what all the old Ghostbusters were (except for Winston, who was in it for the paycheck). Hell, all the women in the old movies are strong and independent already, Dana has her own flat in a wealthy district, plays in the orchestra and resists Venkman's clumsy advances every time. Janine may be "just" the receptionist, but she's tough as nails and a no-nonsense lady in the first one (Also, Janine x Egon is the OTP and it's retarded that she ends up with Louis in 2).
On the other hand, you've got manchild Ray, conman Venkman, reclusive genius Egon and Average Joe Winston. Also Louis Tully, Ultimate Doormat and Walter Peck, bureaucratic arsehole. Part 2 adds to that creepy servile Janosz Poha.

Well, her family bought her a modeling career, then an acting career. Let's see if they can buy her a spot in the new Bond movie.

>>86255327
i'm a black transgendered mtf disabled lesbian that identifies as a native american on weekends and I WANT TO BE THE NEXT BOND! MAKE IT HAPPEN OR ELSE!!!

>>86255327
She would be awful as Bond. Not inherently opposed to a female Bond but at least pick someone older and commanding.

>>86255327
if her mommy and daddy pay for it, i don't see why not

>>86255441
Do your parents own a lot of media? No? Tough luck son.

>>86256216
Craig films are clearly divorced from the previous ones. They share M as Judi Dench sure but it's obvious that's the beginning of their relationship in CR, and obviously after what happens with Skyfall with their relationship and how old they make Bond, Craig films are in their own continuity

So the same could happen with another timeline with Bond being a passed down code name but fuck Cara she looks like a man and has ugly feet

>>86255456
>triple
More like 5-6x times her strength, average male would be double to triple her strength.

>>86256976
because it's part of a bigger plan: to destroy all masculine figures that might inspire white men, so that white men will have no models (think about it if their fathers are betas or non-existent they might try to replace them with masculine characters from fiction, but if those don't exist they don't have any masculine models); so all white men will grow up to be either beta cucks, gays or chop their dicks off because they don't identify with their body

>>86255327
How do I meet this ugly brit? I want to fill her with children so she stops making movies and I get to live rich.

I like how both the OP and the article misspell her name.
She has an N BEFORE and after the g.
>Delevingne

>>86255520
>>86256609
Yea but correct me if I'm wrong PLEASE, but wasn't the point of James Bond as originally written to be a brutish elite agent PLAYING at being suave, evidenced by his shaken Martinis (shaking them bruises the alcohol) . The classy thing was just an act and I think Craig played that the best.

>>86255470
Ugh. Can Craig already piss off.
What is needet is a new pierce brosnan

>>86262554
I really don't like the codename idea. James is an established character with a backstory, personality and his actions have consequences that carry over.

I especially dislike the idea of making James Black or a woman. Bond is a bit like a Dirty Harry type of character, he's supposed to be old fashioned, backwards, a relic of a bygone era who doesn't conform to change, because you don't fix what isn't broken. Deliberately making Bond 'updated' or 'progressive' is possibly the worst thing they can do to him.

So Hollywood has gotten to the point where they are just making female/black remakes of old movies?

>>86255822
Lena Haedey does not belong on that lost you sperglord. I didnt even like this bitch but she is way better than the other ones.

>>86255897
She read the youtube comments on her last flop movie.
Bitch is doing it out of spite.

>>86255929
>Caring for women in movies over the age of 28

Nah I'm good.

>>86255983
>implying that her overlords cant afford all the flops

>>86255327
Really doubt Sony would gender/race swap 007.

It is one of the only franchises they have that is sucessful,plus last time they gender swap a franchise it flopped.

I'm pretty sure they will be as conservative as possible with the next bond pick.

>>86256345
Why can Annie have a relationship with the dramatically younger Cara, and no one in Hollywood cares? She's almost old enough to be her mother!

>>86255593
How is her nipple?

>>86255327
You can Bond [/spoiler] my wrists together and kick my balls [/spoiler] bitch

>>86255327
What do I think? I think Cara should get the role of some dog looking woman that licks the toilet seat

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>>86263839

nice spoiler buddy

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>>86258300
>>86258231
>>86260284
>>86260649
>>86261193
>its a carafag is outnumbered thread

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How about a female Blofeld? Yeah, change it up. Make 007 gay and have the "Bond Girl" be a trap with a cute lady penis. This would win all the awards.

>>86255456
And endless descriptions of being "badass".

>>86255413
>if they also have other 'bonds' being mentioned working around the globe
>>86256216
FUCK OFF THIS FAN THEORY IS SHIT

>>86263353
Spectre flopped despite being a completely by the numbers Bond movie so I think they're willing to try anything.

>>86264115
They should do a Mass Effect movie where she plays that one girl, Jack? I think.

>>86265665
>flopped
>800+ million worldwide

>>86263797
That's Sigourney Weaver.

Funny how they always want the invincible main character to be a stronk independent womyn.
But they're perfectly fine with zero female representation in the legions of nice disposable henchmen who die agonising deaths en masse.

I wonder if it would be possible to get a gender breakdown of British SIS undercover agents. No compromising information, just the ratio.

>>86266225
>But they're perfectly fine with zero female representation in the legions of nice disposable henchmen who die agonising deaths en masse.
Uh, most people would be? Nobody, male or female, roots for the disposable henchmen.

Except for this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvPvfVOUV8
He's my favorite.

>>86255348
Fuck you

>>86267870
For you.

>>86255807
>Atomic blonde
>original

That garbage was done in 2010 and was called Salt. It was garbage then and its garbage now with some added 80s trend.

>>86255327
>inspired by You Only Live Twice and On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Oh god.
It'll be Craig meets a female Double-O agent, Jane. They fall in love and get married. At the end James is gunned down and Jane, having taken on James' last name of Bond, gets promoted to 007 in his place.

>>86255327

Sure, if you want to kill the franchise for good.
I mean, for good. Not "we'll make a reboot in 5 years if it goes wrong" good. It will be dead, like forever.
In which case I wouldn't give a damn. Bond movies lost their appeal long time ago.

>>86269744
First off, Salt had Angelina Jolie who sucks at acting.

Second, fuck you if you don't like Drive.

>>86255327
This would end Bond more than it's already semi ended itself.

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>shes so hot

Actually, this could work, but it never will.

If they cast her and wrote Bond as he is supposed to be - tortured, fucked up, alcoholic, sex addicted, orphaned, damaged beyond repair, and seriously masochistic - then it could be brilliant. The two reasons it will never happen is that the SJW mind would shatter into Smith like spark fragments, a la Matrix Revolutions in the Hammer, and this actress has no chops to even read for it, let alone pull it off.

>>86270558
That guy is pretty cute.

>"who is the secret agent 007?! She has infiltrated our ranks as a spy!"
>"Sir I reckon it's that short skinny bitch over there with the caterpillar eyebrows"

>>86255413
>'james bond' is just a code name for their elite agents.
I thought 00 (double 0) was the code for elite agents?

>>86262675
>so all white men will grow up to be either beta cucks, gays or chop their dicks off because they don't identify with their body
But they already succeeded at that.

>>86270558
whos this qt boi

>>86255327
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE

>>86261255
100% this

Any actress can say they "want to" play a role they'll never get. And nerds eat it up as that automatically meaning they've been cast for that.

>>86255327
hopefully she does so everyone can know why a female bond is fucking stupid. Just make a new IP god dammit.

>>86256216
>Skyfall pretty much ended that as an idea by giving the on-screen Bond an established past.
This isn't just Skyfall.
James Bond was always a person.
The code name is 007.
The theory is just something people with autism cook up to explain recasts in their tiny brains but the truth of it is that movies just ignore continuity because they want to deliver a fun action thriller first and worry about shit like continuity later.

>>86260957
It honestly wouldn't have mattered if they didn't cast the exact image of unfunny Tumblr slob 4 times.

>>86258838
So was Abraham Lincoln.
>democrats

>>86260020
Is that Mila Kunis?

>>86270558
I'd fuck her

Catherine Zeta Jones is the only woman who could have pulled off a James Bond at her prime. Too bad she's dead tho.

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>>86255327

WOMEN: Take what men created and made successful, and put woman in it. GIRL POWER!!

>implying the next 007 isn't going to be black

>>86273391
Also Famke.

>>86255413
thats fucking stupid

>>86257649
I masturbated to this so many times when i was younger

"Everyone" is also saying that arnold schwarzenegger would make a great wonder woman. It's 2017. its time.

>>86255327
At this point it's inevitable. What I don't get is why. We've been hearing about it for years now, but I still don't understand why.

I'm so fucking tired of genderswapping bullshit.

>>86257748
Harry Potter with a wig.

>>86274851
speaking as a very pro woman in 'tough girl roles' person, gender swapping is the laziest shit ever. oh wow, john watson is now joan watson! how fucking interesting.
is it that hard to write a new story with a female lead? i suppose part of it is that james bond is an established franchise and the name alone with carry the female lead but why? if producers are so concerned that without the popular name people won't go to see it because it stars a woman, why push for it in the first place? it's so fucking confusing.
is there some quota they have to hit?

>>86275065
It's simply to appeal to this new wave of "girl power," which is ironic given they're piggybacking on something men made. Also, if it flops and no one sees it, you can blame misogyny.

Just look at the new Ghostbusters.

>>86255327
>Cara Delevigne
She's a B-lister

But by all means, make her Bond, and watch the franchise tank.

>>86255327
Fucking do it. I can't wait for them make a Jane Bond movie and laugh my ass off as it bombs in the box office worst than Ghostbusters.

>>86261193
>one of the Game of Thrones spinoffs
Shit, are there going to be spinoffs?

>>86275385
Yes, multiple. One of them is being written by tranny IIRC. I think they said it'd all be prequels .

>>86275443
Why is modern culture so shit?

>>86275482
4 little letters, my friend.

>>86275206
Other than maybe Connery, has Bond ever been played by someone who was popular before (or after)

>Daddy I want a pony

>Daddy I want an Oompa-Loompa

>Daddy I want to be James Bond

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>start thread about cara
>300+ replies every time

you guys are too easy

>>86255327

A bit skinnier than Brosnan but pretty much has the same body.

>>86275707
Is that the hand sign for some Scandinavian black metal band, or what

>>86275482
I WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT WHY MODERN CULTURE/ENTERTAINMENT SUCKS!!!FACT!!! http://thesupernaughts.com/columns/fact/why-does-modern-cinemaentertainment-suckfact/

Inb4 TL;DR

The last 17 years has no defining characteristics and our civilization has reached an impasse!!!FACT!!!

>>86275783
I'm not clicking that shit - I can't handle that many exclamation marks

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>>86275765

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloods

shes edgy like that though i doubt she'd do a photo like that nowadays

>>86275833
>Wealthy upper middle-class bloods throwing
God, now I hate her - what a mindlessly edgy thing to do

>>86255327
she looks like a younger judy dench 'M' in that thumbnail

that's not a compliment

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>>86255327
BITCH, YOU ARE SHIT AT ACTING. JUST FUCKING DEAL WITH IT ALREADY.
I'D RATHER WATCH THE CUNT FROM STAR WARS AS BOND THAN SEEING YOUR EXPRESSIONLESS FACE MUMBLE SMUGLY ABOUT BEING LIKE SUPER SECRET AND STUFF.

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>>86275997
imagine if that was true, imagine if god was black and she thought it'd be hilarious to put black people into slavery and make women the nigger of the world

she must be one self hating bitch.

>>86275997
brb having a rage-induced stroke

>>86273391
>Catherine Zeta Jones
SHE WAS GOD-TIER CIRCA 1998!!!

>>86273541
FUCK OFF WITH THAT TRANNY YOU FAGGOT!!!

!!!FACT!!!

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>>86276968

whats wrong anon

>>86275819
>I'm not clicking that shit - I can't handle that many exclamation marks

IT AND CAPS LOCK ARE THE SIGNS OF UNMITIGATED POWER!!!FACT!!!

>>86277012
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>86256466
It's called "The Gym Keg"

I have one and it's great

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>>86277070

calm down!

>>86277225
She looks like such a retarded tryhard. How anyone thinks she's attractive or interesting is beyond me.

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>>86277275

i like her

shes goofy and doesnt take herself seriously

>>86277012
She misspelled pusy

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>>86277303
Fucking hell

>>86277303
#quirky amirite?? xDDD

>>86277406
This. She's the very embodiment of the word 'quirky'. Which basically just means devoid of any meaningful personality, beyond doing whacky things for the sake of doing whacky things.

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>>86277496
Joking aside I'm amazed at just how fucking annoying I'm finding all these images / webms. Does she have redeeming qualities she manages to hide?

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>>86277601

shes obviously very insecure so she does these things to make herself seem confident and in control and to draw attention to herself

i find that endearing

>>86275707
>>86275833
Appropriation REEEEEEEE

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>>86277778

>>86255327
Atomic Blonde pretty much ruined any chance of that. :/