God damn this movie is bad.

>>86248794

Thank you, OP. Just saw it yesterday.

>>86248928
I'm only 45 mins in and I wanted to refund it 30 minutes ago.

badly good

It was a fun music video that went on for too long.

I am about to watch it. Wish me luck.

>>86248794
Watched it yesterday, was pretty disappointed.

>Drax laughs too much
>they tried to give every character an emotional arc
>most of the jokes didn't work and they dragged on

At least Mantis was a big qt.

>>86248794
>put a huge turd in your pillow!!!
>you are soo ugly!!
>you are disgusting!!!

true kino keks had!

>>86248794
It was a lot better than the first. Kurt Russel was more compelling than any character in that movie.

It wasn't great. The characters aren't interesting. Starlord isn't likeable. Green chick is one note brooder. MMA guy is one note laugher. Coon is one note snarky (and not funny). Groot is there for toy sales. Groot fucking up retrieval of the mohawk might've been one of the few good parts. Also Kurt Russell was great because I'm biased. And I can't remember part 1, but was it even a thing that Grant Grant was a father figure to Starlord?

Forgettable brain candy. The best outing for any of those Marvel movies is the first because shit is still fresh--even if it's always the same plot. Capn America 2 skirted that problem by doing a throwback political thriller.

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>>86249113
>mfw I never obtain the kinokeks

I thought it was pretty good.

>>86249122
>It was a lot better than the first.
Fuck no. At least the first had a coherent story and plot. This one doesn't know what the fuck it wants to do.

Benis :DDDD

I hated Drax, all his jokes weren't funny at all. Other then that it was enjoyable.

Only retards like this movie. It's a fact. The first one had it's problems, but it's light years ahead of this one.

It was a 6/10, barely above average. The movie focused too much on humor and the villain was extremely underwhelming. They're making Thanos the big baddie yet they're ignoring him.

You don't get to post your opinions about shit that we all watched months and months ago just because the bluray rip leaked and you downloaded it like the fucking degenerate you are.

Participate in society, you neet pieces of shit.

Made it 55 mins into the movie before I turned it off. Not a single redeeming quality. I feel robbed.

>>86249745
I bought it on Vudu, faggot. I wish I hadn't.

>>86249745
>thinks he's contributing to society by giving the Marvel Jews all his money

>>86249745
OP BTFO

>>86249781
>I bought it

HAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT

>>86249745
>Participate in society

Yes goyim buy our propaganda! You don't get to have an opinion unless you buy it. GIVE ME THE SHEKELS

it's worse than the first one
better than fucking wonder woman at least

>>86249745
Go participate in the prepping of your bull first, you cuck faggot. Get the fuck out.

>>86250035
WW was better in every respect.

>>86249919
>lol silly goys, you don't have to pay for property! just steal it, all will be redistributed soon!

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Is somebody saying negative things about James Gunn somewhere?

>>86250060
the acting in WW was awful from everybody except Chris Pine
guardians had a few decent actors. and least guardians knew it was a kids movie. WW had gal gadot doing the same action poses at least 40 times
and the story makes just about no sense. like if that was world war 1, did she have a mental breakdown during world war 2? or the korean war? or vietnam? or what about the soviet invasion of afghanistan? or the coups all over africa and south america?

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What is her endgame?

>>86250203
dude emotions lmao

>>86249745
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>>86250203
To be an insufferable retard like Drax, and to give him a romantic interest to show all the autists out there that love can still be found, even if you're a mental headcase.

>>86249094
>they tried to give every character an emotional arc
What's wrong with that?

>>86250414
It's a problem when you 6 main characters and only 2 hours to tell a story.

55 mins into the movie and I still don't know what the fuck it was about. Nothing made sense. There was no identifiable villain. I guess it's about Kurt Russel so he can have a cool bit part in a cool movie? And Stallone?

>>86250465
>55 mins into the movie
Keep watching.

>>86248962

WOW

>>86250499
>It takes over an hour for me to care.
No thanks.

Then fuck off and stop wasting my precious Internet megabytes. I'm not even going to waste my (You's) on you anymore.

Russel and Rooker were the only decent things in this shitshow

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>>86250203
To show that Marvel waifus can't compete with DC.

>>86250571
>Then fuck off
No.

>>86249819
>>86249919

kek ur so redpilled wow so cool and no need to look inward

>>86248794
meh, as much as I usually hate when people say "popcorn movie" to defend a bad movie, this was a good example of it.
It was fun, had action, and had heart. Most importantly it was competently made and didn't assume its audience were retarded.

I don't really feel like watching it again anytime soon but I enjoyed watching it.

I thought it was good, too much Drax though

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>>86250203
It's a shame they wasted her in this movie. Her character was really pointless and stupid. But i'd still cum all over her antennas.

I thought it was good.
Drax let me down, though.

>>86250649
>antennas
Antennae*

>>86250571
hey, nigga. If you aint giving OP a (You), can I have it?

@86250669
No.

>>86250392
>and to give him a romantic interest
But this is the exact opposite of what happens.
Drax is a very literal person. They both are. Saying they are repulsed by each other is a part of that.

>>86249819
>>86249919
>>86250053

triggered neet faggots bristling with salt

It was alright but mouseshills constantly shilling it is obnoxious.

If you paid to watch this you are personally responsible for the death of cinema.

>>86250799
I paid to watch it twice, second time I brought a date and I fucked her afterwards.

>>86249745
Nice profiling, you got me good.

Movie's still shit though.

>>86251528
I don't agree. It continued the story the first one started and developed the characters. That's what a sequel is supposed to do. It was visually stunning, had interesting characters (except for Gamora, admittedly) and had a good villain. More than we get from most movies, superhero or not.

>>86249513
it's pretty straight forward, maybe you're just slow?

>>86249745
Mouseshilling is real.

>>86249745
This, you should all be giving your money to Disney Entertainment Inc. and their subsidiary theme park, toy&merch and movie production, distribution and marketing companies! Don't you want a Baby Groot™ solo movie?

>>86252828
>You just don't get it
I get that it was a bad joke

>>86250579
Who is this?

>>86253291
A character from DC's ill-fated attempt to mimic GOTG.

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>torrent released
>suddenly dozens of threads about a 3-month old film
Will you faggots just FUCKING STOP already?
The /tv/ cycle is real.

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>>86249745

>>86253431
>newfag just realized this is standard /tv/ procedure
Shills need to find a different board.

it's a film for kids, what did you expect?

Lots of colors and goofy jokes and some cool character designs, and kids are happy. Do you really think they reflect on plot?

>>86253590
>it's a film for kids
Is that why it's filled with 80's references and goresome deaths? The tone was all over the place.

>>86253431
>expecting everyone to see the movie in theaters

I mean, I saw it in theaters but I sure as fuck dont think everyone needs to shell out 10 bucks to be able to talk about it 3 months ago.

>>86253697
it's so the older generation has a little something to stick to. They want to milk this another 8 years, so best audience is young teenagers.

>>86253697
Just because something follows the trend of "80's r so kool" doesn't mean that only 40 years old who remember the 80's are the target audience.

>>86253803
I see the /tv/ hive mind has managed to program you with the "Jump cuts automatically move a movie down 2 tiers" meme.

>>86250465
Russel's the bad guy. Killed Chris Pratt's mom and everything, which made for an interesting scene imo. The movie is about friendship I guess

>>86249745
>being this assblasted about losing $10 on a bad movie instead of a waiting a couple of months

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>>86253431
>he payed for this movie

Lmaoing @ ur life dude

It hardly had any of the original's appeal and magic

>>86254246
watch the first one again

it hardly holds up and isn't as fresh nowdays as it was three years ago

>>86254246
Seems the same to me, a bunch of pop songs, bad jokes and brightly colored CGI thrown together with a thin plot.

>>86248794
>I hate fun
>fun is bad
>I gotta tell everyone

>>86254572
>Fun is overrated
Time for you to go to the grave and free yourself from fun for good

>>86253431
This movie doesn't deserve my full attention, I'm gonna watch it as a background while doing other shit.

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>>86254932
Pic just as related to /tv/

>>86250414
Honestly Marvel shouldn't have tried to develop all these characters at the same time in one film. They should have given each their own solo trilogy to build up the universe and that way in the actual team-up movie you wouldn't have to make each of them sit down and tell a sad story every 15 min.

Am I the only one who found Drax weirdly mean and off-putting in this? He was just socially awkward in the first one, not a fucking bully.

>>86255505
I mean, he calls Gamora a whore in the first movie. He's just blunt and ambiguous, it's a dangerous mixture. I think the problem with Vol. 2 Drax is that he was "mean" in an unfunny way 95% of the time.

Thanks for raising the steaks, James. Really need nonsensical death scenes in my comedies. Fucking Adam Sandler tier shit.

>>86253803
wow you have shit taste if this is your list, stuff is all wrong. some need to move up others need to move way down. just no.
i can't believe you took the time to make it and still be so wrong.

>>86254074
No it was about fathers and sons, apparently. Call me crazy but I never got a father-son vibe from Quill and Fondu.

Just watch this, not an entirely unpleasent experience. Special effects are a treat and Ego's character, while not sufficiently explored, was extremely subtle for a marvel movie. It helped that I skipped through most of the dialogue after all the "it was sarcasm" and "i'm winking with my wrong eye again?" in-your-face stuff. Blue guy's funeral felt like the ROTK ending, I mean they needed three full fledged scenes to say goodbye, what would happen if an actual main character dies? would funeral take half the movie? Also is it just me or did song use felt extremely forced? Like they had this gimmick and not once did it felt fitting or necessary, same with more cool and creative scenes/shots, felt very checklist-esque.

So yeah not bad in some regards but I would have had a miserable time in the theater.

>>86250203

to draw the chinese audience

have you not heard how Hollywood is pivoting to the east

>>86250108
>meme director who made one (1) good movie

>>86258615
>Slither
>Super
>and associate director + co-writer on Tromeo and Juliet

So that's at least 2 depending on how you count it.

>>86253291
This is Kuh-tah-nah. She's got my back.

>>86253431
>movie becomes available for free
>more people watch it
Wow, how dare they

>>86255624
I would change some stuff but he got man of steel and home coming right. Man of steel is one of the best capeshit of recent years, whereas homecoming was a boring, forgettable pile of shit. Most people would have had those two the other way around, and they'd be incorrect

I saw it the other day and found it to be enjoyable but I'd agree its pretty forgettable. Felt like Ego/Starlord was going to be a subplot and there'd be somethign else we'd go see but then they just kept hanging around. Kurt was neat, felt like they ran out of ideas for Drax compared to the last movie, rocket was just quipping the whole movie. The Ravagers subplot was probably the best part of the movie but they still kind of underwhelmed with that.

>>86253803
>great tier
>man of kill, x men day of future past, x men 2, kick ass
>god tier
>V for memendetta
almost everything it's wrong in that pleb image

I really liked it. Not perfect but the movie still has heart just like the first one.
I can't imagine Avengers or Justice League ending with a "friendship montage" The characters of GotG are its biggest strength.

This movie is "just turn off your brain" tier but even when you do that, it's still not good
I saw it in a movie theater and silence from the audience was proof enough that this movie was shit

Maybe a handful of laughs from them

So it's not funny, it's not smart, not charming
It's was just there, that's it
Which is a shame because the first one had it faults but it had potential

>>86254428
>it hardly holds up and isn't as fresh nowdays as it was three years ago

That's just it. That's equally true of the vast majority of Disney's MCU. They're fast food entertainment. With only a couple of exceptions, all of them have a really short shelf life. They don't have enough depth or attention to detail to reward repeated viewings. The story is always straightforward, the characterizations are mostly flimsy, and even the continuity can get a little shaky.

It's completely disposable entertainment, because Disney's more interested in consumers than fans.

>>86260057
Guardians are the exception to the rule.

>>86260098
When I rewatched GotG, my experience was exactly the same as >>86254428. I didn't like GotG2 as much as the first one, even, so at least for me, it will suffer the same "expiration" as the first one, only worse. Gunn's films are more entertaining than most of the MCU for me, but they go stale for the same reasons the rest do.

>>86260260
It's not easy to make a full sci fi movie (with the setting and all instead of simply using some elements of it). It can get boring pretty easy but the setting for the Guardians is very inviting. Foreign but familiar and interesting. I bit like some elements of Mass Effect (with alien culture not being too dissimilar to our own). Also it was first MCU movie of its kind. They had to do without cameo from Iron Man. Even more difficult.

Humor is a hit or miss but it fits better than constant quipping of some Earth-based MCU movies. Drax is a riot at least in the first one.

The characters are my favorite thing about it. The Guardians are actually a crew (or a family as it was said in the sequel). Can't say the same about the Avengers. Everybody praises that scene in Age of Ultron with them having a party. Still not convincing enough. They meet every 2 years to have a huge punchfest. Both GotG movies ended with cutesy friendship moments without a hint of cynicism which is weird but I buy it. No matter its other flaws I want to see the crew again. I don't even care for action.

That blue woman was fucking awful

>tfw when no sequel is good at all

>>86260684
She's gonna die in Avengers 3 or 4. There's nothing else for her to do. Only Mantis is allowed to join the Guardians. Or Kraglin but he has his own ship.

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>>86260684
Nebula a cute

>>86248794
yes, it is the worst I have ever seen

I was already hooked with the intro sequence.
Have this huge battle just to put it out of focus in the background was a neat subversion.

>>86261016
Not when what you put in the foreground is a 3-minute commercial selling Baby Groot. That very much told me what I was in for, and holy shit, was I ever right.

>>86255651
>call me crazy but I never got a father-son vibe from Quill and Fondu.

you are crazy

Kurt Russell was de-aged with make up not CGI. People should do that more often.

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>>86261675
I don't really get why they make all background CGI but keep making humanoid aliens with make-up so they all look the same but colored.

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>people on this board genuinely and unironically pay to watch sub-standard capeshit flicks
and then you retards wonder why there's not a single good movie in the theaters for years and every substandard capeshit flick grosses like it was the 2nd coming of jesus.

tell me a single fucking benefit of watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 on cinema screen instead of waiting a couple months, torrenting a blu ray copy and watching it on my phone while i'm riding the train back home.

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>>86261772
Rocket is a good guy and a cutie.

>>86261822
>pay to watch
The only reason people discuss it now is because the torrent came out recently.

>literally every other word is a quip
at least there were two good ones

>>86262031
This though I don't regret watching the first one 3 years ago.

>>86248794
Saw it today, thought it was great.

>>86253431
there's been torrents forever

>>86261016
Okay this is gonna sound harsh but this for you, me and the quality of this board:

write down your post on a piece of paper and stop posting until you will be able to comprehend why your taste at this point in time was flowed

Thanks

>>86248794
It's not just bad its shit tier

And it has an 8/10 average AVERAGE on IMDB

That means 100, 000 people gave it a 9 or 10


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAY THE FUCK

The 'come a little bit closer' scene was the only one that felt like the first GotG to me, the rest of the music was basically just background music that wasn't memorable in any way.
And whoever thought it would be a good idea to split the gang up for the entire movie is a dumbass.

>>86262130
proper scene BD rip was released only a few days ago
only plebs download anything less

>>86253803
Dr Strange had never interested me in the slightest but I had nothing to watch when I came back from the gym and thought fuck it I'll give it a try. Thought it was the best marvel film in years. Doesn't deserve shit tier

recap of major developments
>peter now knows how he is different, but is again powerless and normal
>gammora and sister had a good cry, and now wont try to kill each other on sight
>drax is no longer super literal, but just an asshole with a forced laugh
>rocket only speaks in quips now
>groot got dumber
>the villian controls matter, hates all biological life and wants to destroy it, but needs to keep an insect around to help him sleep (which is very useful to the team when needed thank god)

this is a very strong contender for worst marvel movie

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It was an enjoyable space opera action comedy and the weird group think in this thread won't convince me otherwise.

>>86262907
OP as fuck.

It's a good movie, the only better marvel/disney movie is Guardians 1

What's the point of coming here when people on this actual board still think capeshit can be good. People here actually think Logan and Wonder Woman aren't hot garbo, literal 1/10 tripe.

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>>86263092
Leave then.

>"THIS IS LIKE A TV SERIES THAT DOESN'T WANT TWO CHARACTERS TO SHOW EMOTION TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF A FANBASE"
LOL SO META GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>86261675
You're a retard, it was CGI.
Maybe next time you can find a torrent with the directors commentary on it, fagggot.

>>86263322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGIa-1pWDNk

Have you killed yourself yet twink?

>>86262907
>the scene where yondu kills his entire crew and destroys his ship to get back at the one man who led the mutany with a funny name
truley epic explosions bro
DAE cheers, knight rider, pac-man and zune!! omfg
>>86263163
>choosing webm over png just for lense flare

>>86248794
indeed MCU phase 2/3 is quite a turd
only WS is not as bad

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>>86249094
>Drax laughs too much
Have a (You)

>>86248794
this was ok

>>86263163
Wow you unironically have the taste of a spick 8 year old.

>>86249745
hahahahha what a degenerate cuck, i haven't paid to see any marvel movie and damn it feels great

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>>86249556

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I thought it was pretty good but then again I was tripping on acid when I saw it which really makes most movies good

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>>86250138
>>86253803
>>86263585
>>86263163
>>86262907
>its a marlels desperately attempt to Damage Control™

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>>86253803

Improved.

>>86248794

as someone who disliked the more recent MCU movies, I have to admit that I rather liked this one. The jokes were terrible but the premise and story was pretty decent. I liked the God story and the obvious twist and how Ego justified his doings

almost didn't go see it in the theater but it turned out positively. still surprises me to this day that the first MCU movie I didn't see was Homecoming (Spidey is my favourite Marvel character)

>>86263892
>>86262103
>>86254136
>>86253468
>>86253039
>>86252965
>>86251528
>>86250053
>>86249919

Is it safe to say the same people that love to shit on Disney shit is the same audience that the Ghostbusters marketing team was trying to make fun of?

>>86261772
Animating characters is vastly more expensive and time consuming than animating backgrounds.

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>this is a zune
>it's what everyone on earth is using nowdays

>>86261822
>tell me a single fucking benefit of watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 on cinema screen

I go see this sort of movie with friends. Remember what friends are? You may have had a couple before you became a useless, burned out cynic.

>>86250203
To be hit by a large flying chunk of rock for comedic relief.

>>86250853
>having sex and disposable income
This is DC comics territory. We don't tolerate things like that around here

>>86248794
So the music that plays when Star Lord taps into his celestial powers to fight Ego, is that meant to just be for us or is he creating his own battle theme in universe?
I choose the later for my headcanon if it isn't truecanon

>>86248794
I don't understand why it has the same rating on imdb as the first movie. First movie was actually good.

>>86263536
His whole crew mutinied. All the loyalists got shot out the airlock. The typical penalty for mutiny is death.

>>86266611
The songs are all from Awesome Mix 2 but some aren't actually playing. They are more thematic in nature. The Chain is about Peter and Rocket's friendship being on the verge of breaking the first time it's used and Peter realizing the Guardians and Yondu are really his family the second time it's used.

>>86257906
I actually disagree slightly, I think Yondu's funeral was long because he mattered to the main character, not because he mattered to us. It managed to combine a satisfying end to a redemption arc, the growth of Quill as a person, an early-season Futurama-tier development in his and Gamora's ambiguous relationship, and a few good jokes that didn't break immersion ("I guess I did get to have David Hasselhoff as my dad" and "it's beautiful...and so are you. On the inside.")
The Cat Williams song was a good choice, because father-son relationships are sometimes heartbreaking, both for the best and the worst reasons. Quill literally just went through both, and it makes total sense that he'd click on a song with that title while scrolling through a Zune.

>>86266785
>The Chain is about Peter and Rocket's friendship being on the verge of breaking the first time it's used and Peter realizing the Guardians and Yondu are really his family the second time it's used.
Yeah, but I mean is it meant to just be the soundtrack, or is it rather an in universe song that is playing because of Star Lords celestial powers?

As in if another character stands is there they'd hear the song

>>86266483
It's a joke, Microsoft didn't want it in the movie because they worriedt it put a negative light on the Zune. Gunn did it anyway.

>>86262662
Agree that Dr. Strange was way better than it should've been. Tilda Swinton always elevates shit she's in, Chewy and Mads did well for half-assedly written characters, the plot was cookie cutter but because the setting and powers were different it seemed fresh, and Cumberbatch did fine.

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>>86263763
So much better than the Avengers shot that hack Whedon did.

>>86262180
You probably thought that was clever, which is sad.

>>86262907
You're right, don't listen to the sad WBrigade that can't understand why their own movies are so painful to watch

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>>86267003
lmao

apple BTFO

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>>86267139

>>86266510
Damn, all your non-argument lacks is a projection how much I'm a virgin and how I don't have a job.
Fuckwit.

>>86267201
What's the matter anon, hit a little too close to home for ya?

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>>86267201
i bet you dont even zune?
gtfo virgin

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>>86267239
your grapefruits with smiley faces do not count as friends

>>86267291
That doesn't make any sense you autismal fuck.

>>86248794
It was much better than WW to be honest. Why does /tv/ shill that piece of turd is a mystery to me.

>>86266922
God I love this movie

DC unalterably BTFO forever and this will never change

How are you going to one-up the two greatest assemblies of action heroes ever brought to the big screen? A guy with nothing but C and D list Marvel characters crafted the most well-integrated movie series that has EVER existed, made every single movie a well-casted, well-directed, well-written component of a larger whole, and is not even finished yet. Marvel is better than DC
AND
YOU
KNOW
IT
because if the DCCU had even a shred of potential at some point, it threw it away by rushing the process instead of letting characters evolve, overinvesting in muh slow motion meme director, and producing some of the worst scripts EVER
Have you ever wondered why Sheldon from TBBT is a huge DC fan? It's because DC has simple themes and characters in primary colors that act out hero worship pageants with no humanity or moral depth - the perfect media for an autistic manchild. The grimdark version of the new cinematic universe is everything campy and dumb about the old DC but with the added appeal to the subset of autistic people that don't know they're autistic, which has its Mecca on this board.

In conclusion, film classes will be dissecting and learning from Marvel films for decades to come, while DC will be remembered as an embarrassment if it is remembered at all.

>>86266510
not him but what exactly stops me from inviting friends and watching the torrent rip with them?

>>86267368
You sound incredibly perturbed

>>86266510
"Friends" just get too judgemental when all you want is to drink yourself to death.

Still the only franchise that's watchable and isn't Nolan's trilogy.

>>86248962
>implying you paid for it

WEW lad.

>>86250726
This is true, but it's shown they "get" each other and open up.
By the end Drax is repulsed by her and she knows him better.

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>>86248794
I don't know why this was so disappointing. I legit really loved the first one, it wasn't like a 10/10 or anything but it set itself apart from other capeshit and had a focused plot and compelling characters.

This didn't even feel like a throwaway adventure with those same characters, it felt like a jumbled children's movie with swear words.

The only thing that was interesting was Michael Rooker's character's arc but trying to give everyone some sort of arc while introducing a character that the ENTIRE MOVIE needed to revolve around. Ego is Quill's dad. That should be a major emotional story to tell for this character but instead the movie tries to make this a lighthearted romp with no consequences.

There's a good movie buried underneath the fucking godawful jokes that go on for too long but it was fucked with what I can only assume is studio interference and producers screaming for more quips.

Some pretty food CGI, a lot of the jokes were shit. I like it but it feels like filler. The characters are good but Rocket is annoying. I liked the whole Ego arc. Improve or lessen the jokes and it would be better.

>>86267368
Maybe film classes in retard school, so you better get ready to pay for those anon.

>>86253803
>BvS that high

Christ I hate you marvel fucks so much

>>86248794
lol finally it's revealed all these faggot poor shills on /tv/ are too poor to see movie in theateres or even stream. lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

>>86253803
>constantine same tier as kys sqaud

Not a great list.

>>86266923
Not really, I spoke from the heart.

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>>86266590
That sounds inaccurate considering some marvel films make billions of dollars and DC couldn't event get a film featuring Batman and Superman there.

>>86263763
Where did the gravity come from on that planet

>>86269307
his ego

This movie was good. It didn't recapture the novelty of the first, but it was a strong sequel. Go back to your caves you neckbeard internet trolls.

>>86262907
>People not liking it is groupthink

Right buddy, I only don't like it to look cool for my 4chab friends

>>86248794
It is what it is. I liked it. Felt like a pilot weirdly more than a sequel to a movie. And the mouse is happy to string you along for another three years before they actually do something with all the character establishing they just put us through. Always good to see Batista as Drax though.

>>86248794
Best film I've seen this year, I don't know what you sad sacks want.
I was worried when it started with those shitty shit jokes at the start but it developed fine enough, fun movie with some great CGI at times. Strange interactions that were mildly funny. ENTERTAINMENT
Not David Lynch style wtf was that shit oh it looked so cheap but it's good right because he has that fifties quiff and it was soap opera tier film making, you know the usual arduous films you wank over.

>>86249745
I had to get the bluray before watching it because there were so many of us Chads and Stacy's that we wouldn't been able to sit together in between all the duos of neckbeards in the cinema pretending they are "living the life"

>>86250853
After two hours of looking at Chris Pratt I'm certain she was disappointed.

I liked it.

>>86266483
>autist is too austic to get a joke
sounds right

>>86269234
Eh, win some, lose some. Just like at Spider-Man and his Amazing Sugardaddy.

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>>86253368
Yeah, so ill-fated it made almost as much while telling China to fuck itself, and in spite of horrendous feedback from the "critics."

Oh yeah, and pic related.