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>brother starts dating new chick
>invites her over for a bbq with myself and mom and dad
>sitting down to dinner and conversation starts
>dad brings up story to brother of one of his old high school friends
>dude was massive well over 6 feet tall just a giant of a man
>dad goes, "he was a big guy right?," trying to remember what he looked like
>brother looks at me real quick as he starts to answer
>his eyes tell me "dont fucking do it"
>very loudly and while trying to not choke on my steak I say
>FOR YOU!!!!!
>everyone looks at me like im autistic for a second
>conversation continues
>get away scott free
>brother accosts me afterwards for creating an awkward moment with new gf even though he thought it was hillarious
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>>86247480
You should have told him that victory has defeated him.
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>>86247480
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>>86247520
Autismo the Great
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>>86247480
>be me, big guy
>need to grab a prize
>grab said prize, then turn over prize only to grab him again in a super complicated way
>kill my buddy for no reason
The fire rises
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>>86247664
>>no reason
It would have been suspicious if the guys trying to nab CIA's prize that CIA had called in hadn't been in the wreckage, brother.
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>>86247698
Bugs...
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>>86247929
so they pumped a bit of dr pavel's blood into Bane's dead comrade and we are supposed to believe that whoever finds the wreckage wont be wondering why there is more than one set of DNA in the body
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>>86248131
Aye
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>>86247480
>his eyes tell me "dont fucking do it"
You autismo fuck
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>>86248155
They would just assume Dr. Pavel was pregnant
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I was streaming today and checked out the level terrain in advance.
"As you can see, it's a big map. .."
I managed to hold back for five seconds before I said it.
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my social life is a continuous loop of the plane scene
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>my roommate is an asshole who always has the tv on too loud
>as revenge I drop a deuce on his pillow
>he loses it and confronts me
>"what the FUCK dude"
>"our plan is proceeding as expected"
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>flying an attack plane in battlefield 1
>squad mate spawns in the plane
>parachute out
>plane crashes with no survivors
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>>86247664
Bane was a job creator.
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>>86247480
>bane is literally ayatollah khomeini
you"ve neve risen more than your tiny pecker Amerikuk
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