Snoke

>>86244520
I thought that was Tilda Swinton in Dr. Strange

>>86244520
Is that a bath robe?

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>>86244520
Snoke and a pancake?

>>86245045
yes and he also wears gold genie shoes

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>>86244520
I wonder how it will compare

>>86245171
idk why but this is depressing

>>86245124
It actually made me sad as a kid when I learned that Mike Myers played a lot of the characters in Austin Powers. The movie seemed a lot more lonely.

>>86245171
kek

>>86244520
>you say Snoke, I say Xizor
>you say Kylo, I say Jacen
>you say Finn, I say Dash
>92% of teenagers have turned to Disney and the nuCanon. If you are part of the 8% that still reads real Star Wars,copy and paste this message to another 5 videos. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF THE EU DIE!

>>86244520
does everything he touch turn to gold?

these fucking depressing shark eyed dolls why do people buy them?

>>86245871
Because it's like chibi and people find that weirdly adorable. The only good ones are that of characters with masks/no eyes/etc. so that they don't have those creepy soulless eyes.

I have a Xenomroph one that looks alright.

>>86245699
nigga wut
>>86245597
nobody wants the shitty bobble head rey, nerds bought the proper detailed figures to hotglue

>>86245597
i feel bad for the store manager who has to carry that debt lmao

>>86247011
>le epin Bioshock Infinite reference
>le "give us the girl and wipe away the debt maymay"
Fucking kill yourself, you shitass reddit cuck

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>>86247586

>>86248300
*unzips pants*
awful optimistic of you, eh kid?
*forces you to your knees*
*tilts your face up and kisses it before shoving cock down your throat*
*facefucks you for 5-10 minutes, then lifts you onto the couch and puts you face down*
*starts to push cock into your ass*
*it curves up, presses against your prostate as it enters further and further*
*strokes your hair as you begin mumbling nonsense*
heh… you like that, do ya kid?
*you begin noticing details like balls slapping against your ass*
*firmly grabs your hips and slowly pumps in and out*
*starts fucking harder and harder until your yelping each time it’s slammed in to the hilt*
*you begin arching and pushing into it with each thrust*
*jerks you off*
*cum in unison*
h-heh… that was good… eh, kid?

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>>86248448

>>86244520
>>86245171
What's the point of these things(toys)? They have a very bland, uninteresting design and they all basically look alike.

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>>86245733
Please tell me you made that up specifically for this thread

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>>86245963
How embarrassing

>>86248582
No
I made it up for SW threads in general

>>86248602
I liked it

>>86245171
>fresh stock
>sold out of their last batch of the same quantity

Nothing personnel, kid

>>86248655
Cool man. Wanna get in my shitbox?

>>86248738
>>fresh stock
>Clearance tag stuck to the front

Either the store owner has a feitsh or a money laundering gig.

>>86248492
Oh man! Here it comes!
The fucking deluge. Contrarian hipster faglords posting about how much it sucks. Conformist normie pieces of shit posting about how great it is. Trolls, waifufags, and newfriends doing God knows what.
You know what I miss? The good old days.
Days when a Memesman was free to make an honest day's meme on this board.
Days when there was a difference between trolling and shitposting (back when trolling was an art ;)).
Days when you could hop on the 4Chan, click on your favorite board, and be treated to a veritable orgy of dank new memes, thrusting in and out of each other, slurping down each others liquids, furiously jamming their memenises into their memeginas and memeholes, not bothering to discriminate between male or female (it was the 21st century, after all)!
You could sit there and let your eyes take in this gallant fuckfest, you could almost here the wet, slippery sounds of meme flesh pounding against itself. It was enough to make you pull your pants down, lube up your dildo, and bounce up and down on it as you jacked yourself to orgasm.
One day we'll get back there. One day...

>>86245597

because she is a shit character. (((Disney))) making it her story slay quen yass fucked everything up.

>>86248837
>>86248785
this thread is so fanny

>>86249100
And that's your opinion my man. I respect it. But that doesn't mean I have to accept it. But that does mean you have to accept this dick. I'm bending you over my coffee table and pulling your pants down. I'm lubing up your asshole and throwing out some bantz now. I'm inserting myself fully inside your anus, shoving deep into your rectum. Thrusting back and forth, in and out, grunting and sweating while you're moaning and bucking. Pretty soon I'll blow my load deep into your colon and we'll share a passionate kiss as I continue to fuck you, churning my milky cum into a sticky white froth.

>>86245171

>why isn't the most basic and boring female design selling!?

>>86248555
They're just cute pop culture blobs. Perfect for numale collectors and women alike.

>>86249488
>design
You know it's a real person, right anon?

>>86249130
sorry, I only take feminine penis

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>>86249488
new rey looks pretty gud

>>86249652
*unzips pants*
awful optimistic of you, eh kid?
*forces you to your knees*
*tilts your face up and kisses it before shoving cock down your throat*
*facefucks you for 5-10 minutes, then lifts you onto the couch and puts you face down*
*starts to push cock into your ass*
*it curves up, presses against your prostate as it enters further and further*
*strokes your hair as you begin mumbling nonsense*
heh… you like that, do ya kid?
*you begin noticing details like balls slapping against your ass*
*firmly grabs your hips and slowly pumps in and out*
*starts fucking harder and harder until your yelping each time it’s slammed in to the hilt*
*you begin arching and pushing into it with each thrust*
*jerks you off*
*cum in unison*
h-heh… that was good… eh, kid?

>>86248555
if you get the limited ones you can make some money

but lets be honest i'm a faggot and I only spend money and don't make any

>>86249682
*it was a hologram*

>>86245171
>Make a trillion fumko pops of Rey
>Normalfags and Star Wars fags buy billions
>Oh shit, people didn't want ten each, holy shit!
I hate the Fumko Pops, they're ugly as all shit

>>86249732
Okay, friend. Okay.
You got me!
You got me over a barrel. You've got my wrists tied, you've got my ankles secured.
I'm not going anywhere.
What's that you're... oh. Oh you're pulling my pants down. Boxers, too.
That's fine. I won't struggle. Next you'll... ooh! Ooh that's cold! The lube! The lube you're rubbing on my asshole.
Hang on there a seco--oof!! Oh wow! Oh wow you're in my ass! Th-thrusting in and o-out!
I can f-feel you! Y-yeah I can f-feel you. You're whole l-length. I-in and o-out! I-it's good. H-hitting the sweet spot! Hitting m-my p-prostate!
OOOHH!! OOOOOHHH I'M GONNA CUM!!
*screams in ecstasy as you explode inside of me*

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>bobble heads

>>86244520
he looks like a scrotum

>>86249754
You mean to tell me you don't like "geek culture xD"?

>>86245871

They're collectible

>>86249785

Difference in quality is staggering, even if they Mongolid-ified.

>>86249854
So are STDs.

>>86249873

Yeah ok, very good anon.

>>86249677

>autism pose

>>86249854
They're the new Beanie Babies.

>>86249854
I can't see them rising in value in the foreseeable future. Amibos or actual figurines are better investments. And more aesthetically pleasing than this dead eyed template monstrosity.

>>86249778
I win... I think?

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>>86249933
>calling cutie daisy autistic

say that to her face not online see what happens

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>>86245171

i got this one. i think he looks bretty cool

>>86250990
Haha, well played m'lad! It was a pleasure memeing with you

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>>86251065
why not buy the actual thing?

>>86251065
I think even that one looks like shit but that's just me. I have no interest in something I like in a different art style. I'd rather have it looks like what it looks like, not like a Popcap figure that looks exactly like every other Popcap.

>>86251207
i like creepy monsters with the cutesy effect. the ironic imagery of a horror monster cuted up makes me chuckle

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Did somebody say funko thread?

>>86249754
>>Normalfags and Star Wars fags buy billions
But that literally never happened.

>>86245171
Why are those things so popular?
My sister got me one because I'm a nerd. But I hate popculture junk. Especially shit like that.

I had to pretend I didn't know what it was to hide my obvious lack of excitement.

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>>86251269
fair enough I guess
some are already cute tho

>>86245733
> dash or xizor instead of corran horn or garm bel iblis

shameful