WATCH THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC NOW

You know what? Okay. I will.

I saw Doug Walker at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>86236219
Thumbnail made it look like a gray table with spilled milk and a stream of blood on it.

why do people watch this unfunny cringey shit?

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>>86236219
Is Eggkara still around?

>>86236450
I'm sure Doug would be more stoked to meet a fan than any fan would be to meet him.

>>86236219
I thought that was a landscape with the lense spot being a sun.

Im pleased to say I finally stopped watching this guy months ago, I see his videos as recommended. I see he's doing ''popular'' bad movies like Ang lee's Hulk and Norm of the North.

>>86236219
If he can make a quality video review with minimal high pitched voices, corny obvious jokes, any other gues actors in it besides him.

I'll wait...

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>>86236524

90% of the fans are literal autists.

>>86236577
>I see he's doing ''popular'' bad movies like Ang lee's Hulk and Norm of the North.

Well it makes sense honestly. He ran out of real nostalgic movies to review, and his audience is getting younger so they don't care about that shit in the first place.

>>86236621
oh I wasn't knocking him. It's the right thing to do for him.

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He was the original redditor

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>>86236450
The best version of that was with Michael Gira.
It just seems like he would almost do all those things and make up a word that sounded smart

>>86236865
I saw Michael Gira at a music festival recently, waltzing about in a cowboy hat looking like the crypt keeper if he moisturised. He looked very out of place among all the hipster girls and balding nerdy guys so yeah I can see him recreating that pasta.

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>>86236535
Yeah we good Doug vs Plinkett playing now, come join us