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HAHAHAHA IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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www.twitter.com/gyllenhaaaal/status/895855952162836481

how would /tv/ have responded?
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>uhhh well you see i'm a millionaire and no longer fat while you're some basement dwelling fat autist who lives with his parents so, FUCK OFF
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>lose weight, get fit, change clothes
>still beta
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>>86234732

>Jonah Hill Stan


Those exist?
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>>86234786
>no longer fat
just look at his fucking face
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>>86234805
Holy fuck that's painful
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>>86234823
it's probably "eyeronic"
>>86234827
That's due to a lack of bones
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>>86234732
poor guy cant have a break
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>>86234805
woof
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>>86234805
its a joke.
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>>86234786

THIS
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>>86234786
weak response
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jonah is a huge pussy. i would defend him but who remember when he went on fallon and crying during his apology cuz he told some faggot paparazzi "suck my dick faggot"
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>>86234732
Holy shit that fuck cuckboi got OWNED!
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>>86234786
It has to be fast and subtle. That one sounds too butthurt
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>>86234732
Fatboi got owned desu.
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>>86234805
Lmao. Based Brad. How the fuck have I not seen this in the Jonah threads before?
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>>86235104

It would take you like 3 seconds to say that sentence
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>>86234732
All clowns end being depressed. It's hard to endure your entire life being a joke
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>>86235067
>when he went on fallon and crying during his apology
Link senpai
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>>86235148
And he would seem salty as fuck, you gotta stay chill. And it's more like 5 seconds
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>>86234732
He's getting fat again
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>>86234968
This, it's just bantz you idiots.
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>>86234732
>makes a living out of playing the fat guy in holywood
>not fat anymore
>journalist asks if he is getting treated as being the fat guy
>somehow this is bad
thats a pretty natural question

Nothing to see here folks.
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>>86235198
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMz80FKusUA
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>>86235111
checked
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>>86235148
Nah he's right. Makes him sound mad as fuck.
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>http://www.isjonahhillfat.com/
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>>86234732
>AGAIN
Nigga this is old AS FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW0RK9ho4XY

try and catch up
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>>86235242
Jonah Hill has always been more of a screenwriter than a go-to funny fat guy.
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>>86235245
man. hard to watch
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>>86235279
Came here to post this. This video is from like five years ago.
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>>86234732
Self deprecation isn't novel anymore. That really was a retarded question.
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>>86235279
>that kill me, i'm depressed and loney laugh he does after he answers the favorite housewife question
how do we save him
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>>86235245
Christ what a blubbering fucking pussy.

>called someone a faggot

Get the fuck over it.
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>>86235279
OP BTFO
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>>86235245
disappointing desu
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>>86234732
This is an ancient video. Surely you could've posted something more recent.
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>>86234732
OH NO WE HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED OUT THE LAST ONE YET
NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>>86234732
Why do they bully him so much
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>>86235453
>>86235279
the fact that its old doesn't matter. what matters is this isn't the first time he didn't have a response to a neg. now stop changing the subject and answer the question. how would you have responded?
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>>86235688
>the fact that its old doesn't matter.
Yes it does, you out-of-the-loop faggot.
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>>86235688
OP tried to pass it off as new so he can fuck right off.
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>>86235720
answer the question
>>86235726
nah i aint gunna go for it
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>>86234786
Wow. You really got that from his response. You must be so insecure with your life.
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>>86234732
>uhh yea I'm still that guy with a fat..(look at next reporter) ohh you had a question
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>>86234732
>the villain ends up winning
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>>86234732
>did you just call me fat you stupid fucking abom ? hit the fucking gym once in a while and you'll start banging bitches like me
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I think he handled it well.
You could tell the nasally faggot asking the question is a kike.
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>huh well atleast i can pay my rent

The other guy would have been BTFO for life
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>>86234968
>it's a joke
>dat reaction from Jonah
uh
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>>86235934
Anything involving how rich he is sounds hacky as fuck. You guys always come up with those kinds of shitty responses in these threads.
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tbf his response was p good
the 'a smart one' line was subtle and a good burn
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>>86234732
Will he get anymore roles after this? Seems like he's whole persona was being the fat guy.
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>>86235889
too butthurt
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>>86235245
Faggot?
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>>86234805
His "okay" is that kind of okay when I ask my mom if I can have another popsicle and she says no.
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can we make a team up just for jonah hill? like get in contact with him and tell him what to post for shit like this?
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>>86234732
>those 'Nam flashbacks
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>>86235111
>How the fuck have I not seen this in the Jonah threads before?

because you're a newfag and this is your first jonah thread
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>>86234805
>Well you were forced onto us by the studio
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>>86236153
it was just bantz m8
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>>86236136
OP's video is from several years before that one.
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>>86236132
We'll make him a card full of Subway coupons.
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>>86236170
They why did he get so butthurt?
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>>86236225
He didn't.
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>>86234968
i don't think so, buddy
He said that jonah was forced on them by he studio in a different interview as well
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>>86234805
Fucking destroyed my god.
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>>86234732
JESUS CHRIST YOU HAD MONTHS TO THINK OF A COMEBACK
WE WERE ON YOUR SIDE JONAH
JESUS
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN AGAIN
IT'S THE HOLOCAUST ALL OVER AGAIN
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>I don't answer fat questions when I'm on a diet
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>>86234732
there honestly is no comeback
>he is fat
>he is just the "funny fat guy" like Chris Farley or Jack Black
>women only wanted him for his status or money
>now that hes skinnier he is not only uglier but cant get roles
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>>86236327
see >>86236200
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>>86236396
Hello Jonah
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>>86236444
It's true though. That interview is from when he was doing press from Moneyball.
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>>86234732
this always happens to him

god what a beta
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>>86236384
this is a likeable response but would it be a good comeback
>>86236465
no one cares jonah
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>>86236478
Whatever. I will never not correct misleading OPs.
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>>86234732
What? That seemed like a good question to me, I'm curious to know what kind of roles he's going to play
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>>86234805
holy shit
based brad the chad
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>>86234805
what a fucking cunt, Tyson should've knocked his teeth out when he found him fucking his wife
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>>86234805
btfo
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>>86236560
It's a shame that MiB/Jump Street crossover probably won't happen.
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>>86234732
Cue 200 threads where not one single good comeback will be posted
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>>86234968

>its a joke.

yep. a joke rooted strongly in reality.
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WHY IS HIS FACE STILL FAT?? I THOUGHT FAT LOSS IS UNIVERSAL AND SPOT REDUCTION IS A MYTH
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>>86236884
Because the OP is from about six years ago.
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>>86234786
No longer obese, still fatter than most of /tv/.
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>>86236327
Remember the 6 million come backs
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>>86236932
oh
thats gay
OP is fucking gay god damn
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>>86234732
He will literally never ever be respected.
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>>86234805
I don't think Brad was even trying to be mean. Jonah Hill is not a serious actor, as in he doesn't play serious characters, ever. He's a comedic actor and the fact that Jonah doesn't seem to realize that and was so hurt by that, as well as everything else in this thread, goes to show how insecure and pathetic he is.
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>>86237072
>reddit spacing

>he doesn't realise muh reddit spacing is a trap to lure out all the tourists

you're going to tell me that posts from 2006 were made by redditors?
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>>86237072
That video was posted in the very first week of Jonah threads
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what happend now
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>>86234805
scripted
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>>86235067

He called someone a "cocksucker" thats all...
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>>86237122
>So who's idea was it to hire Hill? "The studio forced him on us," says Pitt with a grin. "For marketing reasons."
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>>86234732

I can't watch, what happens?
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>>86234805
1. Fuck Brad. He thinks he's a serious actor?
2. Fuck Jonah too. I hate his passiveness even more. Although i understand that being submissive after years of bullying must be second nature to him
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>>86234805
That's just banter
Also isn't brad the JUST now?
/tv/ fucking shits
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>>86234805
You just KNOW it's true. Jonah Hill Feldstein is typecast as a stoner / loser in comedies. There are millions of young, fat men who could do those roles. Why is it always him? He's practical the same as Seth Rogen, yet over and over they put both of those guys in the same things, like you just have to have 2 fat Jewish neckbeards acting lazy and awkward in your movie. It makes it that much funnier. He can play the kind of awkward that has long replaced funny in movies and that's about it. When he got sick of being Seth Rogen's backup they built that fucking Jump Street reboot around him. And then, having no track record of any kind of serious acting, he get to make a switch to "serious" roles in a movie with Brad Pitt?

This is Jonah Hill FELDSTEIN's father:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/person/richard-feldstein#profile

>>86237391
>Fuck Brad. He thinks he's a serious actor?

kek, also this.
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>>86234732
wow what a butthurt faggot
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>>86237171
Okay. Senpai. I don't read every Jonah thread like you. Go eat a subway Jonah.
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"The fuck is your name again? No literally, who are you?"
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>>86237641
lmao you got so btfo
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Remember, it's okay to have sensitivity without you are just a robot.
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>>86237852
this is actually true im dead inside
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>>86234805
Curb your autism
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>>86235111
Because we're self conscious about beta males getting owned

Hits close to home
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>>86237852
Well said anon. It makes a lot of sense that most anons in these threads come up with comebacks that involve material wealth.
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>>86237697
Wow. Truly, I admit defeat beneath a well studied Jonah thread connoisseur. Damn. I will spend more time studying.
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>>86237974
>I've been in these threads since the beginning
>w-well I'm not in all these threads like you loser

Go away nerd.
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>>86234732
Disregarding the question entirely and making the interviewer look like an asshole is probably the best way to respond in this particular situation.
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>>86237894
Does your voice sound quasi-robotic, with minimal color and intonation, and do you autistically try to communicate only with the meaning of your words?
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>>86237353
Some betacuck asks him a stupid question and he becomes a betacuck in return
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>>86238044
I don't think so
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>this kid can't get no respect
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>>86234786
Ad hominem is neither clever or effective.
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>>86238044
only when I smoke weed
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>>86238043
i don't think the interviewer was an asshole. He just seemed kind of autistic. He was trying to find something in common with jonah, i think
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>>86234868
>>86234934
>>86234968
>>86235111
>>86236153
>>86236271
>>86236594
You are all autistic. Fuck knows why autists who dont understand how humans interact are even trying to criticize film and television
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>>86237072
>reddit spacing
Are you retards still sperging out about this shit?
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>>86235902
Jonah Hill is Jewish too, though.
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>>86238009
I said I've been in many since in beginning. Not all. Learn to read and not project your autism everywhere? Mmkay?
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>>86238239
mmhmm.
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https://youtu.be/771omE_ZJ78
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>>86234805
On the grapevine (blinds) I heard it was Jonah Hill who trashed Brads house, during a party. He let him stay because Brad felt sorry for him.
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>I know you are, but what am I?
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>>86234732
Why is he such a bitch?
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>"Are you still considered the fat guy at parties?"
>Jonah makes a confused look, but sits there silent
>"Because i'm still considered the fat one at parties... are you still the fat one at parties Jonah?"
>Jonah looks around the room, confused... he eventually thinks of what to say
>"Do you have any other questions? That are smart?"
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>>86235867
she is hot, I would let her make fun of me in front of other people and then go back home and masturbate to her
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>>86238743
>>86238743
this!!
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>>86234805
I like how during that interview Jonah tries to insinuate that he and Brad bonded over Moneyball and Brad just goes uh no we didn't
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>>86238733
That really was such a dumbass question though.
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>>86238733
Ya I saw the video you didn't have to type that all out

Fucking autist kek
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>>86238703
Does he look like a bitch?
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>>86239346
He looks like an ultra bitch
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Any up to date pictures of Jonad?
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>>86239346
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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>>86238541
Imagine. this has been his life for nearly a decade and even after he gets /fit/ he still has to live through this abuse. Even as a jew in hollywood.
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>>86234732

that's not even funny, he's pathetic
why are they so mean ?
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>>86240163
He's not even fit. He just had surgery or some shit, i'd bet he hasn't seriously worked out a single day in his life.
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>>86234805

>your worst nightmare become reality
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>>86234805
fuck I had never seen the second part before
jesus that's brutal
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>>86234968
why would Brad say that with the most serious tone ?
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>>86238743
second.
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>teen movie star
vs
>brad fucking pitt

like seriously you niggers think he wouldnt be humble and groveling at every chance he gets?

also

saying brad is chad when literally cucked by jolie and divorce and looking like 70 year old man now with no life and no money
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>>86240208
is it really just surgery?
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>>86237691
heh
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>>86240610
Pretty sure Brad will be just fine, anon.
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>>86234805

Brad is one of the main reasons he's lost weight, multiple times.
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>>86240557
Because it's funny that way
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>>86240622
JUST surgery
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>>86240738
i thought it was Leo who told him to fucking lose weight
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>>86234805
it's a joke you fucking ingrates
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>>86240811
Leo is currently fatter than Jonah.
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>>86240842
Seems like maybe you don't know what ingrates means.
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>>86240899
i mean back in the day when they were filming Wolf of WS, when he even put on a shirt to get into the water cause Jonah was ashamed of being a fat fuck
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>>86241047
What the fuck

Never seen this pic in a Jonah thread
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>>86241047
Oh well yeah, that's probably true.
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>>86241047

Moneyball was before WOW.
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>>86235245
Jesus Christ I hate celebrities so fucking much. It's a goddamned word you fucking faggot
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>>86241106
I think he was losing weight for 21 Jump Street when he was filming Moneyball so that's why he was slimmer then.
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I'm imagining the interviewer's face as he's asking this question. He sees that Jonah clearly doesn't like it, so he keeps talking, because maybe he'll find a way to form the question that isn't retarded. He's just hoping that he'll find the words that will turn Jonah around, but all he does is make it worse. I would have loved to see footage of the guy, and see his hand start to shake more and more, and seeing him start to sweat in under 10 seconds.
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>>86241047
damn leo is a bro
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Imagine the shitstorm if someone said this to a female actress like Melissa McCarthy or that unfunny comedienne.
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>>86234732
>Okay (turns away from reporter), do you have any other questions? That are smart?
That was a good "comeback" to be honest
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>>86241236
Leo is a legit awesome dude. I wish I was friends with him so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQnrIkg1ues
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>Avoid social situations because I don't want to be the Jonah Hill of the group
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>>86234805
what a fucking faggot he just can't take a joke. Suicide when?
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>Ever being fat

How are so many of you fucking up this bad? Just don't eat so much, dummies.
Go to the gym every now and then, what the fuck?
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>>86241967
But eating junk food feels good
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>>86241047
>swimming in shirts
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>>86241967
you gonna rile a lot of people up with that comment senpai
people here don't live in the real world
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>>86241967
see
>>86242147
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>>86242212
Leo is a bro and didn't want Jonah to feel uncomfortable. This is why you need a Chad friend.
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>>86235279
what the fuck is wrong with those reporters? they're practically bullying him.
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>>86234732
LEL
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>>86242285
Isn't the fat beta fuck supposed to be a comedian? He should be rolling with it and running off zingers of his own. He's obvioulsy an unintelligent loser who is only in Hollywood because of connections
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>>86241222
This, also nice trips

You can tell he tries to save himself by saying "Cause I run into that a lot, I'm the fat guy" to loosen the question up in a self-deprecating way.
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>>86242240
what do you mean
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The fat may leave your body, but you're always gonna be fat in your head. Once a fatass, always a fatass
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>>86242285
they're fat southerners
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who was in the wrong here? www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL0NBrPBkAw
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>>86241967
Shut up you fucking retarded tripfag. I hope you die in a freak accident where your cranium gets split into dust like the fucking moron you are. Fucking scum sucker, die.
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>>86242807
>keeping his distance
>thanking him
>complimenting him on his film

The paparazzi man did absolutely nothing wrong
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>>86235245
>words have weight

his obesity is alwys on the brain it seems!
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>>86234786
>that's how a "no longer fat" looks like to americunts
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>>86242897
Calm down, fatty
>>86242987
Only to Southerners and SJWs
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>>86243021
Shut the fuck up low IQ monkey.
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>>86234732
Why can't he just answer honestly?

>Yeah, there's still some of that stigma, but you know I'm trying to distance myself from that image and that persona by taking on more serious roles.
>Cool. Next question...
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>>86243151
Is your blood sugar low, fatass? Grab a Snickers
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>>86243177
He is a insecure beta who can't control his feelings.
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>>86234787
I think women can smell his lack of manhood and confidence
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why would anyone cast thin Jonah? He's just a manlet now
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>>86234732
Kinda silly to get mad about that when his entire career was just being the fat guy.
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>>86236884
Fatness makes your facial bones and features develop differently

not even a joke
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>>86237364
kek

he should ask mossad for a favor and make them dissappear her if you catch my drift
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Who the fuck is this fucker and what is the drill with him so OP have to create a thread about him?
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>>86243632
his name is Jonah Hill. He's a C-List actor most famously known for the cause of kanye west kim kardashian divorce.
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>>86243697
He's A-list, you idiot.
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>>86243697
>famously known for the cause of kanye west kim kardashian divorce.
wait what
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>>86234732
If you can't hear a reference to your weight or former weight without almost bursting into tears, maybe you shouldn't base a career on being the funny fat guy.
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TELL
THAT
TO
ZOD'S
SNAPPED
NECK!
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>>86235245
>Be a strong, resilient liberal
>Go insane when someone says a bad word
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>>86243177
actors aren't too smart despite what they'd like to make you think and usually get too emotional like when they deal with papparazzis, Tom Cruise despite being in a fucking sect acts more logically than most actors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4UvvHMoZs
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>>86234732
Isn't this from a while ago, he doesn't look this fat in the face anymore does he?
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>>86235111
Because you're a faggot from r/the_cuckold
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up
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>>86243750
""""A""""-list
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>>86234732
>AGAIN
this is old as fuck. it's so old he went obese again then got skinny again.
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>>86241465
See this is bantz between friends

That Brad Pitt stuff is not good natured like this
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>>86241465
>that laugh after he says "i have a voice too"
damn leo seems like a genuinely nice guy
>>
>>86236884
HE'S JUST BIG BONED!!
>>
>>86243943
people give him shit for this but I also agree he is being totally reasonable when you take into account that he is probably aware of what could be in the bottle instead of water. one squirt of acid in tom cruise's face and his career would basically be over. crazy stalkers have done worse to celebrities and tom cruise is waaayy up there among the top 0.1% most famous people. he must be thousands of fan letters or nowadays millions of social media messages.
>>
>be seen as a beta faggot
>lose weight, gain muscle
>still seen as a beta faggot

This is why the "JUST LIFT BRO" excuse doesn't work.

If you are not born a genetically superior male then you're seen as garbage no matter how much you self-improve.
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>>86234787
The gym can't fix everything.
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>>86235245
so weird being a celebrity

who cares about his apology

he owes me more apologies

i want apologies
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>>86245408

>He think's attitude and predisposition are inherently genetic.

good goy, you're only a pussy because we say you are
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>>86246088
invalids BTFO
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>>86246088
kek, is that real?
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>>86248291
y
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>>86234732
>>86234805
This guy seriously needs a friend
>>
hes fat again?
>>
>>86238541
Holy shit. Do you think he's ever had sex? I need a Jonah Hill reality show. /ourguy/.
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>>86243943
>Tom Cruise despite being in a fucking sect acts more logically than most actors
Tom Cruise is not a human being.
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>>86248538
I don't like reading through dead threads.
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>>86234787
>The standard for fitness in America
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>>86240176
THIS

Why is everyone so mean to Jonah? He seems like a cheerful guy to hang with. He lost weight. Fuck off the guy.
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>>86235245
FAAAAAAAAAAAT FAGGGGGGGGOT
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>>86243177
Seriously this. He wouldn't keep getting this shit if it wasn't so painfully obvious how insecure he is about his weight. The dude is pure troll bait.
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>>86234805
>>86234732

if i wasn't a chad i would feel pity for him
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>>86235245
you people don't understand

do you know how much these guys have to watch everything they say
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I have 6% body fat, don't like this actor and have only seen him in one flick (This is the end), but his response was fine.
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>>86234823
chris stuckmann has a fan twiiter account, so anything is possible.
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>>86234732
>be fat
>HAHA YOU FAT FUCK JUST LOSE SOME WEIGHT FATTY!
>lose weight
>HAHA YOU'LL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS A FAT FUCK!
Guy just can't win.
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>>86234805
buried the fuck out of him lmao
>>
>>86238088
under rated

also the full thing is even cringier

https://youtu.be/UzlJ7kKdHcw
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>>86236271
AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
>>
Seriously, why do they all make fun of Jonah Hill?
What did he ever do to them?
>>
>>86255799
he's noticeable deeply insecure, makes you an easy target
>>
to be honest I know who JH is and I have no fucking idea who that girl is
>>
>>86234805
oh god
>>
>>86234968
Keep telling yourself that, Jonah
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>>86246507
nah
>>
>>86235245
>make a joke exactly like the jokes you make in movies
>somehow this is a problem

hmm
>>
>>86242897
[angry jiggling]


Man, /tv/ is just a bunch of fat jew-defending pedos, how about that.
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>>86248712
what time is it ?
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>>86246507
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>>86241967
You don't even have to work out at all. I work a shit tier normie job with average activity and eat crappy stuff like pizza, burgers, tacos and beer and soft drinks, but so long as you just don't eat FUCKHUGE portions of it and learn to eat healthy around that stuff with lots of water, sandwiches and cereal in between, you'll stil skinny as a rail. My coworkers are nauseating. We routinely drop by fast food places after work, and they place these GIGANTIC orders of nauseating portions. Each one eats a family's worth. Then my order comes through and it's like "Yeah, I'll get one fucking burg."

"And what else?"

"That's it. No combo, please."
I can practically hear the surprise. "Oh, I guess that dude ISN'T preparing for an ice age."
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He's going to get fat again.
He lost weight for that one movie then gained it all back less than a year later
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>>86242969
nice
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>>86235245
>i'm thrilled to be here
>unfortunately, this isn't a joke
>this w/e i was out with some friends
>no-one deserves to say or hear words like that
>i've been a supporter of the LGBQT community my whole life
>i don't expect your forgiveness

is this guy ever sincere or genuine?

oh wait there was one gem of truth in there:

"use me as an example of what not to do"
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