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>This shitty blockbuster designed from the ground up to sell toys is so shitty!
>You're right, how about for next week we go see a real movie instead?
>But then we'd actually have to offer a genuine piece of criticism in which we take a stance and defend our opinion with arguments, Mike. We couldn't just make snarky nitpicks and judge movies that aren't even intended to be competent based on our narrow predictable cookie-cutter Film 101 checklist of basic competency
>That's right, Jay! Tune in next week for our Thor 3 review!
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Get some real friends
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>well jay, what did you think of movie?
>I thought it was boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
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>>86229844
>Well I liked it. It had a lot of fun or funny moments.
>Oh yeah? Well me too, in a sorta kinda ironic way
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I've noticed the same thing with half in the bag. It was pretty neat when they were reviewing some decent movies every so often.
For about the last year or so though, they've just gone after the low hanging fruit of obviously shit movies and comic movies. Perhaps they looked at the views and decided it was entertaining to more people and more profitable to just have funny bad reviews all the time instead of legit ones.
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Every time they've had to review a film where they had form a real critical opinion it was embarrassing. Inherent Vice and Manchester by the Sea come to mind but I'm sure there's more. Unless it's a B horror movie the best you're getting is:
Mike: I don't like this because it isn't formulaic
Jay: I like this because it's "weird."
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Mike was with her
Jay was a bernout
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>>86230809
>Mike 'Shut up fatso' Stoklasa was with her
Nice lies.
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>>86229759
So is this the fifth or sixth RLM thread you've made today, OP? Go outside and meet some real friends, you worthless faggot.
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Are normies finally waking up to the true nature of RLM?
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>>86231003
First actually ;)
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>>86231518
With the exception of Reverent I believe you could combine the amount of time he spent "critiquing" every single one of those movies on the left and it would not add up to the time he spent talking about one capeshit movie on the right.
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>they're still pushing the "ghostkino is bad" meme.
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>>86232440
>pretending to like a movie just to be contrarian
Shouldn't you be back in school by now?
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Why is Jay so cute?
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