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Why Is The New Star Wars Cast So Ugly?

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It has to be deliberate at this point. With the money they have they could have had anyone for any role. Even if they wanted to go with completely unknown actors they could have gone with attractive ones. Instead they went with;

Boyega - literally looks like a gorilla, looks like a genetics experiment with 30 percent simian admixture
Rey - scary xeno teeth, her face kind of gets scarier the longer you look at her
Kylo Ren - a pallid goblin, audiences actually gasped and laughed when he took the helmet off
Han Solo and Leia - while both stunning in their prime, at this point they looked like a thousand year old mummy and and some sort of bloated sloth respectively
Now we add weird flat faced pudgy Chinese girl to this noxious brew.

To put it in perspective Luke was probably the least attractive actor in the original trilogy, not because he was ugly but because he was a relatively normal looking kid surrounded by incredibly attractive people. This new cast is so aesthetically unpleasing to the eye that you could argue that luke, at 65, is the most attractive actor in the cast. Well except for that Mexican guy who was admittedly pretty handsome but he's only in the film for like 10 minutes total.

Film is a visual medium and actors are usually as attractive as possible. So why did they do this? Why inflict this upon us? Obviously they wouldn't have done this with a new franchise, but because it's a relaunch of arguably the biggest franchise on earth they knew it was too big to fail so they could go with the uggo route without paying the price for it. But why?
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She's no looker so I'm assuming they hired her for the fact that she's an exceptional actress.

If she's not an exceptional actress, then this movie is going to feel really really weird.
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>>86230345

The reason that doesn't hold up is Boyega is both incredibly ugly and a terrible actor. They could have had anyone for that part as well.

This is what Finn was originally going to look like before Abrams insisted Rey have a black love interest.
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>why can't I masturbate to Star Wars??
You have to be 18 or older to post here.
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(((They))) are making it how they want white countries populations to look like
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>>86230539

Yeah its completely unreasonable to want the people involved in a visual medium to have an aesthetically pleasing appearance.
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They are trying to make them more relatable to general audience. The general audience don't look like super models. But they can't be too ugly either, lest it become distracting.
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>>86230665
>he watches films based on how many of his waifus appear
You probably check RT religiously too.
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>>86230668
>But they can't be too ugly either, lest it become distracting

Dude.
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They wanted the /tv/ audience, hence the female gook and the nignog (BBC). Made ugly so you faggots can relate to them. All they need is a giant foot space monster.
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>>86230792

Yeah, I mean why should singers be able to sing well? Or musicians have musical talent? Or writers be able to write? Or painters be able to paint? I'm really hung up on the old standards I guess.
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>forgets about based Poe

Kys my guy
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>>86231028
>Well except for that Mexican guy who was admittedly pretty handsome but he's only in the film for like 10 minutes total.
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>>86231061
Fuck never realized he was a beaner
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>>86231028
You look like a fool now, don't you?
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Maybe they're supposed to be aliens not humans. That could explain why they look so weird.
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>>86230487
Couldn't they make him look like that, but black?
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>>86231381
>>Well except for that Mexican guy who was admittedly pretty handsome but he's only in the film for like 10 minutes total
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>>86229660
I agree with everything you wrote. And it is because of MUH Diversity. Get used to it. Me? Nah. I will never pay Disney another dime.
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>>86229660
That gook is ugly so obviously she's some sort of tech genius because she's asian and ugly.
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>>86231666
That's why I was calling that guy a fool. You look like a fool too now, don't you?
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>>86230487
Weren't they going to make a gay romance between Finn and rebel pilot guy(whatever the fuck his name is)?
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>>86231648
I don't think that's physically possible, but yes, they could have gotten a better-looking guy. Why not the guy from Creed?
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rey: cute, finn: raw bbc sexuality poe: hot kylo ren: dreamy
stop being gay op
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It's nice to see Asian actors getting work, at least.
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>>86231854
Shut up Aziz
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>>86230345
>they hired her for the fact that she's an exceptional actress.
they hired her because tumblr complained there were no asian leads
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I thought leia was a huge derpface at worst and a plain jane at best
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If this asain bitch has a British accent I'm killing myself
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>>86229660
They want to ruffle some feathers and according to this post, Mission Accomplished.
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>>86232011
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>>86231760
He's too busy being a he big bad in the black panther movie.
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>>86232296
What's the hype about this scene? The only thing it has going for it is titties and a bunch of teenaged boys busting their first nut to it and putting it on a pedestal.
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>>86231686

They could have went the diversity route and still not hired ugly actors. Lando was handsome and suave as hell. They could have hired a hot Asian for the Asian girl role a well. I guess the problem is now the cast is such a grotesque menagerie that hiring someone really hot would just be jarring and stand out more. You can't have a side girl be hotter than the MC.
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>>86232404

I'm just saying she wasn't ugly.
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>>86232404
People used to not be bombarded by degenerate shit, so this was considered pretty hot and lewd to be mainstream at the time.
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>>86232011
All the bizarre hairstyles didn't do her any favours. Young Carrie Fisher looked really cute whenever she was allowed to.
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>>86230792
No thats why I watch TV shows
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>>86229660
If they make cast beautiful, no Leftist SJW will watch it.
Nowadays Every production company's focus is Left, hence casts are getting less beautiful every day.
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>>86232058
>tfw just watched rogue one
>all of them have a fucking accent
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Casting handsome people is nowadays considered Rigjt Wing.
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>>86229660
lefties resent success, merit, excellence, beauty.
thus they must drag down everything to the level of mediocrity or even below, to plain ugliness.
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>>86230614
>"FUCKING SHITSKINS ARE RUINING WHITE COUNTRIES BY FLOODING IN AND TAKING OUR JOBS!!!!"
>"But what about all the times white people invaded countries like Africa/America, enslaved and murdered the native population, and drained their countries of valuable resources so they could continue to invade other countries and continue the cycle of oppression and genocide?"
>"umm sweetie that's perfectly okay because look at the world today, you're not allowed to complain about the system because you were born into it :) also white people are the most peaceful race on earth but we should still genocide all shitskins just in case"
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they should have cast this guy as finn
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Star wars is a glorified toy commercial, the only people who should be giving it any thought ought to be children and the parents who saw when they were kids.
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>>86233077
>countries like Africa

stopped reading there
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Fucking hell this is like /co/ arguing about cyborg. Not everyone has a sjw plan.
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>>86233277
Thats quite a handsome combine harvester
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>>86231748
>>86230487
>Weren't they going to make a gay romance between Finn and rebel pilot guy(whatever the fuck his name is)?

Rebel Pilot guy was originally meant to be black (source: TFA artbook).

It was only when Abrams came in that the idea of Finn & Rey being white siblings was scrapped and Abram's rogue Storm trooper idea was implemented.
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>>86233653
Hollywood is ran buy 12 people you leftist cuckold.
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>>86233277
wtf I wanna get blacked now?
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>>86233653
>Not everyone has a sjw plan.

False. The Liberal mindset is so ingrained into culture that at base level most of us are progressives until convinced otherwise.

I bet you think marriage is about love.
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>>86233077

They actually gave the gift of civilization to those people, along with the bad stuff. In some cases the literally dragged them out of caves, trees and mud huts to civilize them. Or did their best to try anyway. Having modern medicine, modern infrastructure and the concept of the rule of law probably worth a little brutality along the way.
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>>86229660
JJ Abrahms has joined the Andrea Dworkin wing of feminism, and he now views beauty as inherently misogyniistic and patriarchal. To him, there is no true beauty in this world, only politics.
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>>86230487
What else do you expect from jew jew Abrams ?
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>>86235793
Looking at qts both male and female is one of the only joys on my life
GayGay Abrahms can fuck off
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>>86231300
He actually from Guacamole, south america
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>>86229660

From the last thread:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13678396/r
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>>86232541
>we'll never go back
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seriously just LOL if you unironically think Boyega is ugly... he's not super-star handsome, but the guy is def goodlooking
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>>86236850
yeah the kid truly isn't awful looking, he just has an absurd amount of prognathism, he'd be fine otherwise
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>>86230915
you're joking, but this really is how things start to trend in a post modernist society
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This movie would have been better if the genders were all reversed.

>fem kylo gets mad and chokes people and gets angry when people talk down to her
>implied lesbianism
>a male lead that's allowed to fail and not look like a badass all the time because muh stronk womyn
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>>86229660
>if we water it down enough it will appeal to everyone!
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>>86233077
You're right, we're morally obligated to roll over and die because of history's transgressions.
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Honestly, why does it matter?
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>>86237411
Because of things like what you say right now.
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>>86237411
holy shit im gonna start saying this on random threads lmao
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They hired ugly people because they were ugly. It's to send a politically driven message.
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>>86236850

He's not just ugly, he barely looks human.
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>>86236850
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Outside of celebrities, how many good-looking leftists do you know?
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His appearance is that of a creature sprung forth from a monstrous union betwixt man and ape. Malformed and brutish, a cruel joke that makes a mockery of the beauty of human features.
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