He may have been your father boy, but he wasn't your daddy.

blu looks like after effect

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>this is the state of modern kids movies

>>86228299
Best character in the MCU.

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>>86228299
;_;

>>86228336
>we need an alien race
>all we have is gold paint
Literally Doctor Who tier

>>86228299
was he from space alabama?

i love how one autistic poor ass kid is forcing the fuck out of this meme after he finally saw the movie when it came out on video. can you even stream kid? beat it.

>>86229191
This. The movie is like 6 months old or some shit. That and the line isn't even that bad

>>86229209
Shit it was actually only 3. Feels like a fucking lifetime ago

>>86228299
>I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

I actually really liked that moment in the film. It was one of the few good things in that heap of garbage.

>>86229209
Who said the line was bad?

>>86229134
>we need a race or narcissistic aliens
>all we have is gold paint

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why didn't he use the prototype 100% of the time?

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>>86229134
They showed green, blue, yellow, pink aliens, also many other species in the first movie, it's not their fault that you didn't put attention.

And don't talk shit about my perfect race ayylmao waifu.

>>86229134
literally all the aliens are just painted humans

>>86229369
Yeah but those didn't just look like people with a bit of gold paint slapped on them and these do
Your waifu a lanklet and a shit

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>>86229405
>a lanklet
I can smell the butthurt from here.

>>86229366
Because James Gunn didn't want Rooker walking around with a huge fin on his head and running into door frames.

>>86229366
it makes him grow extra pubes

>>86229366
he should've put it on backwards

>>86229954
>>86229954
in the novelisation,forgot to add

>redneck accent = space pirate
what did james gunn mean by this

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>you will never have a connection with someone like that of Rocket and Yondu

>>86229134
>>86229134
dude they spent more money on gold paint then the budget of dr. who for all of its 30 year tv run and all its movies books and audio.

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>>86229405
>>86229525
I really want to see some Marvel convention where she meets RDJ, it would be hilarious.

>>86230094
Did you miss the part where other pirates didn't have "redneck" accents.

>>86230158
literal waifu tier.

>>86228336

> mfw no stern 6'2" gold monarch to give history lessons to

>>86230158
That would be gold

>>86230303
Solid

>>86230230
Pirate leader was an old faceparalized italian though.

>>86230384
So the pirates were from all different stereotypical backgrounds. What did James Gunn mean by that?

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Wait how do they even film this, isn't she going to die from the gold paint covering skin pores?

>>86229366
>chad_fin.png

>>86230435
They don't paint her asshole. She breathes from there.

>>86230656
I read this fast, and thought the first sentence was missing a comma.
>>They don't paint her, asshole.

>>86230435
Myth busted.

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>>86230158
Are there enough tiptoes in the universe?

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>>86229366

It will be sad to say goodbye to the Guardians.

>>86230872
The virgin father Ego and the chad daddy Yondu

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>>86230435
Oh lawdy! I think I found a new fetish.

>>86230907
the virgin father:
>too scared to break-up with a girl, has to give her fatal cancer
the chad daddy:
>pumps and dumps cyborg sluts
too lazy/unfunny to come up with more

>>86229405
>lanklet
okay, so you're a manlet but too ugly to be a good trap.
Why not kys?

>>86228336
Well, kids wouldn't understand this dialogue. But when they started talking about his dad impregnating millions of females...

Was Guardians thicc kino?

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>>86230158
I don't know how I was able to ignore the existence of this 6'2" goddess for so long.

>>86231389
>>86230907
This need to happen

>>86232778
>6'2"
She's 6' 3"

Without shoes.

>>86228299
subliminal cuck propaganda?
anyway Galaxy 2 was trite shit anyway.

>>86232778
STICC

>>86232778
she was hot as fuck in Codename U.N.C.L.E. - one of the most underrated movies of the last decade.

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>>86232912
If I were a big Hollywood director, I would have her cast in every single movie I direct, making sure to cast a famous manlet like Tom Cruise as a co-star every time.
My moviemaking career would eventually be ruined. But teaching manlets their place has no price.

>>86233152
wait, is this a j-jesus reference?

>>86232778
She's hotter when gold plated

>>86233107
Seriously. Why didn't more people watch the best action comedy of the decade? People love that shit when the Marvel brand is on it but pay no heed otherwise.

>>86233152
man i thought your last sentence said "but manlets must pay the ultimate price" and laughed pretty hard.
but it wasn't that

>>86230327
Gold

>>86228299
Yondu is right. It's a brave man who voluntarily confesses to his own retrocuck status.

I mean, Christ. It's bad enough when you're raising the kids of some two-timing whore. Is there even a term for someone who volunteers to raise the kid of an intergalactic space god deadbeat?

>>86234271
a cuck is a cuck

>>86234271
Im so glad there's no chance of a person like you actually having kids

>>86228299
how come he didnt say "he may have been your dad but he didnt raise you" as he literally physically raised him to the heavens?

>>86228299
Only redeeming part of the film desu. Yondu was based as fuck.

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>>86233107
>Codename U.N.C.L.E.

>>86229134
Dude, irl aliens are just humans but brown

>>86228299
F