Post some reality kino. Everything goes. https://www.youtu

>>86223289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KUquhXdbbE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ2Xe4xrNi4

>>86223289
OWWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9ehXFnYhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea0lxhvPyPk

>>86223334
That is staged

>>86223653
It's not people have literally killed themselves after they left Hell's Kitchen

>>86224013
I just remember that asian cowboy died but that was because he was fat.
Who killed themselves?

>>86223289
https://youtu.be/d8EtoWMGAtg

>>86223289
>dude I'm traumatised by throwing up at age 4 lmao

Her parents should be hanged for allowing this retarded shit to go on

>>86223289
How the fuck has her body only lived on those fucking spuds for decades?
I just don't buy it, you need some other nutrients going in like those 600 lbs. fucks who actually eat a ton of different foods.

>>86224322
https://www.aol.com/article/entertainment/2017/04/21/hells-kitchen-chef-paulie-giganti-dead/22049692/

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/sep/30/gordon-ramsay-chef-suicide-joseph-cerniglia

>>86223289
So who thought it was a good idea to give someone like her some sprouts? It's one of those "you love it or you hate" it foods.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEw-Ose_bm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn25Dvx3Iak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP_tjW-uCvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv04MHZwI_k

>>86224661
Yeah broccoli or carrots seem like a better alternative, and I say that as someone who loves sprouts.

>>86224827
Stop calling them sprouts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWVmtB9zVco
>deep fryer right in bed

>>86224843
Autism

>>86224569
No you can live entirely off potatoes if you eat the skin

>>86224959
there is no real chance of saving her is there.

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>tfw the only thing you learn from The Learning Channel is that there are people in worse circumstances than you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqgZLO_9Rf0

>>86225551
Fuck off mum

>>86224569
>What are Irish people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkKaTeWI3KM
Embarrassing when they start begging

>>86223653
>destroying your career in the culinary industry by completely disrespecting one of its titans on national television because of "bravado" and "pride"
>staged

If I were him, I'd better hope so.

>>86224959
when that deep fryer sets fire to her bed there's probably enough fuel to burn down the entire neighborhood right there.

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reminder

>>86226512
>KINO
>MENU
>YAAAAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VC88P0Fxu4

>>86226862
I like how the car is a dude

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>>86223567
God damn, he's so pathetic.

Nobody in real pain cries 'ow ow ow' all the time, he's doing it for attention.

>>86227059
sort of implies anal doesn't it?

>>86223334
Bout time someone stepped up to that cook

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>>86227292
I was thinking that at first but he seems to be doing that Stephen Fry thing where you only rub up against the thigh instead of inserting it.

Jesus what am I even talking about?

>>86226862
Someone please steal his fucken car lol!

Undateables is the reality kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmh-SVMCiiw

>>86227226
He's essentially just a gigantic baby at this point, I mean shit my dad's in his 70's and get horrible arm and leg cramps and he still barely makes any noise about it.

>>86227676
That's actually kind of adorable

>>86227510
time to take a long walk out in to the woods anon

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>>86227676
>Well Alice it seems we both have autism now haven't we?

>>86227815
But anon I'm already stuck in the woods right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvKI7GLEpUc

This one just depresses me knowing he can't do anything about it himself because of his mental challenges.

>>86228103
alpha af

>>86223289
It just occurred to me that they're not in their actual home. No way white trash that bad keeps such a clean and minimal house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBo5-6WotEM

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>>86228741
>i'm super confident, maybe i'll slip some tongue

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>>86227676
>mfw no qt autistic gf

>>86228741
Absolute madman

>>86228432
man this is a total bummer i came here to laugh

>>86229047
Sorry m8, here ya go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsFO0-HN-UM

>>86228741
this would give me suicide-tier self loathing

>>86227369
>cook
According to this video, women cook. Men are chefs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdDeaARsI4Y

>>86229219
thanks homie, heres an oldie but a goldie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2-nYHfPBRc

>>86224569
At some point the obese body adopts to absorb essential nutrients from the air.
It's the reason for the excess skin.

>>86223334
>nominee
>and why
>can't follow instructions

Skippy's finest moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopAwVYlivw

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>>86228741
It's too hard to watch goddammit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thfGyaFEIqU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuAvRCSWu8I

>>86230061
holy hit that's some catchy music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO8w9sGuoYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw7C6nQjujo

>>86223289

Saw an episode of that with the girl addicted to soda. She was a qt and had a nice body. I wonder what she tastes like.

>>86227676

I'd bang Alice. Would it be considered abuse if you had sex with a highly autistic girl?

>>86229442
KEK

>>86227676
the superior thug life

https://youtu.be/qBfwDIOpQAc

>>86232178
>goodbye, my friend
holy shit this guy makes me look like a bitch

>>86224499
I know a grown adult that won't eat fruits or vegetables ever because his parents
Got in a fight over him refusing to eat them as a like 6 year old or something retarded like that.

He just eats little kid food like corn dogs and chicken tenders every meal for 25-30 years, but he isn't even overweight. He is 170-180lbs at the most.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI
the truest kino

>>86223289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po5B_elq7p8

/ourguy/

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>>86224959
Those sausage biscuits looked aesthetic as fuck...

>>86227226
To be fair, it's not like his bones or joints have gotten stronger.
If anything they'd be much much weaker than an average person.
I can see why you'd be in pain if the weight of a small fucking car was pulling on your bones.

another classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWDa7FoMq5I

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>>86232933
damn chads a fucking king my new role model like holy fuck why wasn't he my father instead of that shithead i got holy fuck hahahaha

>>86228103
>Well Alice it seems we both have autism now haven't we?
I legit laughed so hard my brother came from another room to see what was so funny.

>>86232294
That sarcastic little laugh he does after he says it, too. For a turbo-autist, he's alpha as fuck.

>>86234297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8

>>86229571
>classic
what did he mean by this?

>>86223289

what the fuck is a "cup" of cheese?

>>86235336
americans measure their stuff like children

>>86229571
>is it short, fat, white, and desperate in here, or is it just me?
oh god, i'm skippy

>>86232933
"Hey you hurt our feelings, we're just a bunch of butthurt dudes and we're gonna confront you.... slightly"

Holy shit this guy is fucking based

>>86228741
this is so fuckin bad

>>86235877
Oops, forgot to quote there >>>>

>>86232933
This guy is a choice fucking dude
10/10 would emulate

>>86223289
OK, fine. Only cheesy potatoes. Everything else makes you wanna puke. HOW ABOUT NOT EATING THAT MUCH. YOU COW? Cut that caloric intake by 75% and gets some cardio and maybe you don't die at 45.

>>86232933
>thought i'd hate him
>love him
wow

>>86229571
>do you like kissing boys?
lmao

>>86229571
oh fuck this hurts to watch

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>>86236827
His trolling abilities are fucking phenomenal

>>86232933
This dude has a great personality. This is exactly the kind of guy /r9k/ has nightmares about. Literally named Chad.

>>86237591
this is exactly the kind of guy /r9k/ would be if they had the guts

>>86237591
true pottery

>>86231795
Real autism here. Its fine as long as you get clearly communicated consent. And don't randomly start getting rough out of nowhere with these types of girls because they are very sensitive to that sort of thing. Don't be offended if she closes her eyes the whole time. Be gentle.

>>86237591
I'm pretty sure he's autistic. He has no understanding of human emotions or how to act in society, but he's hilarious to watch.

>>86237654
He's pretty much /r9k/ only hot.

>>86237787
>He's pretty much /r9k/ only hot
No, he's not "pretty much /r9k/". The average robot has a shit personality, no charisma, no confidence, too timid and socially retarded to even think quickly enough to spit those ice-burns that Chad was spitting.

Good looks don't automatically turn a bitter turbo-autist into a Chad. Just look at many /fit/ posters.

>>86237954
It's obvious he's super insecure. All that "Not here to make friends" bullshit is a defense mechanism against getting hurt.

>>86237591
this >>86237654 , he has a similar cynical outlook to /r9k/ except he isn't afraid to go out and confront all those normies and douches

>>86238155
rofl, ok mister psychologist, I'm sure it had nothing to do with most of those guys being preening fuckboys. Surely that's not why he didn't want to be friends with them.

>>86238388
You dont have to be a psychologist to understand that, just over the age of 18.

For one thing, he did make a friend with the Canadian guy. As he himself said at the beginning, he didnt want to make ANY friend because they were all competing for the same woman. However the Canadian guy was just really nice and went out of his way to make friends, and our boy Chad accepted the friendship.
Another thing is, nobody is making him to befriend those guys, sure. But the least he could have done is to treat others with respect, Just like he says they dont know the girl and are already in love with her, he doesnt really know any of them to judge them and say they're fake people. What if some of them just fall in love incredibly easy?

And all of the above is something that people over the age of 18 and who are not suffering from autism should already know.

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>>86223289

>I don't eat at work, I just go to a drive-by
>I just don't like people to know how much I consume daily

People a mile away know how much you consume daily, jesus christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsaKU6CJL38

>>86229571
holy shit just realized this is the same guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBrSSyp7_M

Welp time to go work out.

My 600lb life is excellent motivation to make you at least do some exercise.

>>86223567
What a disgusting filthy human being. Look at all the people who have to spend time just to fucking MOVE him. They could all be doing something productive but instead their carting around this disgusting lub of tard who barely contributes anything/probably nothing to society. Morbidly obese people should be locked up without food until they're healthy again.

>>86239659
CARY MY CHILDREN WHORE

>>86229219
>addicted to dating older women
That seems pretty benign and actually kind of wholesome.

>>86240104
I watch Joey'sworldtour after I eat so I don't get hungry for seconds or dessert and I watch Yuka Kinoshita eat abnormal amounts to get in the mood for dinner. Yuka puts professional fat fucks like Joey and Boogie to shame with how much she eats at one time.

>>86240378
Occasionally they're a couple where they aren't horrible human beings like the guy addicted to picking up roadkill then burying it.

>>86233160
>Drunk chimp with a gun
This is art.

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>>86233160
those things will tear you apart

>>86233160
That is clearly fucking staged and that old lady is on old people react.

>>86224013
One guy killed himself said Ramsay saved his restaurant. He did it because he was depressed.

>>86232933
did he win?

>>86240572
Nah the bachelor was too normie for him.

He threatened to find another guy after the show ends and beat the shit outta him so she kicked him out

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>>86239659
>you may be thirsty for some skippy

>>86240628
lame

>>86232933
>Lets pretend you're Hitler

>No let's not pretend I'm Hitler

LMAO

>>86224820
Fuck off with your spic shit

>>86240792
puta madre

>>86232933
Chad seems alright. I wanna see /r9k/'s reaction to this guy.

Chad is currently on UK Celeb Big Brother

>>86225670
she already died iirc

>>86223334
>that stupid scare chord less than 10 seconds in

>>86226862
we need a global nuclear war to cleanse this stain

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>>86229571

>I'm a 24-year-old virgin if you can imagine that.

Ha ha w-wow that's c-crazy...

>>86239659
lord

>>86241404
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po5B_elq7p8
then bump
>>>/r9k/39011231

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>>86223289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG-tCfqUrL0

The kino-est.

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>>86243560
>tfw a 27yo touchless virgin and would never ever embarrass myself like this dude did

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>>86244469
>Take your fucking spray paint!
>Thank you very much.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>86240286
Being that fat is legitimately one of the most selfish things possible. You force others to spend their money and time on you and give absolutely nothing in return. You drag down your friends and family, demanding more food like Jabba wants Solo and if they don't get you it you whine and cry and beg and yell until they cave, giving up and feeding your flabby ass the lava cakes it wants. Then caring for you is like maintaining the world's sloppiest car, only instead of a rusty bucket it's a "human being" and instead of having an entire garage dedicated to you it's a bedroom that no number of fans will ever remove the stink from.
At that weight you can probably cut them off cold (deep-fried) turkey, feeding them carrots and celery for weeks once a day and they'll bitch and moan every time but what are they going to do? They can't even roll onto you. They'll throw the bowl, they'll shit themselves, oh well. At least drug addicts feel pretty normal a few days after stopping and it's harder to score crystal meth than it is to buy a meat lover's pizza from Dominos.
Fat people piss me off.

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>>86232933
>Every guy here seems to be obsessed with JoJo already

N-nani?!

>>86223334
>that title
HAHAHA, I remember seeing this when it first aired. So fucking awesome.

>>86223471
kino

>>86241932
probably toned it down after being booted out from two different reality tv shows.

>>86238361
He's also using actual memes in his speech.
I wouldn't be surprised if that guy actually goes on 4chan, he seems autistic enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSm5mkp-CYM

>>86235336
It's about a quarter of a liter.

>>86238155
Yeah, no. Dude's there to win, not be buddy buddy with everyone.

I'm the same way. Literally zero fucks to give if someone ends up disliking me and zero problem telling them right to their face if they start bitching or acting like some clique-y highschool faggot.

It's called being an asshole.

>>86245693
see>>86238694

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>>86228741

>>86244469
this is the most retarded fucking argument ever

>and he was wrong the whole damn time

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>>86244469
>Meatloaf going absolutely fucking crazy
>Gary is genuinely upset at the accusation
>it's all about finger-painting materials

>>86223334
>all that music and sound effects and stings
Jesus Christ that's awful

>>86223471
cute tho built good is kino

>>86246008
The fucking basketball drop at the end was the perfect full stop for how stupid that all was.

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>>86232933
What a lad

>>86232933
well I think I'm gay now

>>86244469
HOT PATOOTIE

>>86246432
BLESS MUH SOUL

>>86244469
His fucking shirt is inside out, I can't take his rant seriously.

>>86239659
>average /tv/ poster

>>86246622
>got a load of this fucking amateur
He obviously doesn't want to get paint on it.

>>86246666
Okay but everyone else is dressed normally, and they all seem to be sacrificing more expensive clothing than his shitty t-shirt.

>>86246714
Meatloaf takes it a lot more seriously then the others.

>>86246847
That's pretty clear considering how aggressively he said the word 'sponges'.

>>86232933

We could all use a bro like Chad in our lives.

>>86232741
Doesn't mean cholesterol or diabetes can't kill him when he's 40.

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>>86226862
>in relationship with a car
>it's a male
>it has my name

>>86224959
I can't imagine being from another country and seeing this and just going "oh thats america"

>>86228741
it was even worse than I though by the replies.

>>86239470
o lawd i will love a women

>>86230061
This is some fucking crazy shit
>I AM NOT GAY NO MORE

>>86228741
nobody can help this man

>>86232933
Holy shit he's at least genuine as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ

>>86239659
He looks like a fat Merle

>>86232933
>>86232933
>if you would make a protein shake made up of the dudes here.
My mind immediately went into some jizz cup I need help.

>>86248349
ELI
MAH BOI ELI

>>86232933
kek this nigga is alpha as shit

>>86247427
There is a lot of things you should feel that way about desu

>>86228432
Jesus I didn't even know you could burst your own stomach by eating too much (Unless you have surgery)

Like I have eaten to the point I couldn't even walk. Jesus

post Jazzkino(the trap)

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>>86228860
>>86229256
>>86229727
>>86235884
>>86245861
>>86247669
What does he do I can't watch

>>86232933
>tfw my name is Evan but I side with the literal Chad
This guy fucking rules.

>>86230061
that drummer is tight as fuck

/v/ in action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EUtmIpQoxA&feature=youtu.be

THE GOAT SHOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-QKqcYuj60

>>86232933
>an autistic chad

Now that's a first.

https://youtu.be/0tiFI2Z5N2E?t=1m5s

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>>86249634
he pathetically "kisses" her on the side of her face and then silently walks out of the room

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>>86245579

>>86232933
I watched this show for the first time with my sister just for this dude's trolling, there was some beta dick doctor who kept trying to get up in his business and he'd shut him down every time.

>>86247259
>the only time I ever hear my name in the real world
>it's the name of a car this dude is fucking

>>86245796
>>86245796
>What if some of them just fall in love incredibly easy?
Infatuation, not love. If you honestly don't know that word yet, or do but are unable to recognize that Chad is still correct because of it, I highly doubt either of you are out of high school. None of them are "in love" with her, I'd bet at that point they've had very little one on one time with her.
Chad obviously isn't perfect, if at his age you're punching doors and trying to sound cool about it afterwards, you've got unresolved issues that need addressing. I'd say he's even a bit autistic and weird. Yet in that moment, he is 100% correct. Also not being afraid to speak his mind at any time any cut off anyone's bullshit before it grows into something bigger is pretty admirable.
If you watch that and come out thinking Chad is "super insecure", you're either unable to read situations/people or you're projecting.

>>86231795
If its Rough sex, maybe

>>86228741
>the virgin walk
this guy has it

>>86250407
See >>>/fit/

>>86229219
He should be one of those male escorts that exclusively do older women. He's really charming.

Assuming he's not already fucking them for cash.

>>86232933
>he lives in my city
Going to go mentor under him.

>>86224959

black females are the worst on that show

>>86229219
Not even memeing, she has a fucking amazing body for her age. Her skin looks great, she's a little thicc in the right places, her tits are still looking good. If you could get past the smell and that trainwreck of a face, she'd be a fantastic fuck.

>>86228741
This wasn't so bad. He just got stage fright and pussied out with a cheek kiss. Would have been worse if he went for a mouth kiss and fucking bungled it and slobbered all over her like a Japanese guy in a JAV or something.

Can't fin the clip, but the one where the boy tries to kill the ballerina girl or whatever and she gags and retches and runs out the room and just leaves him there staring at the camera like a deer in the headlights is worse.

>>86232933
chad did nothing wrong

>>86228741
I paused this video 7 times throughout it.

You are not prepared

>>86232933

Based Chad

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>>86228741
>is that all? *giggles*

>>86239659
>>86248567
like meth damon's not-exact twin

>>86232933
>protein shake analogy

fucking lost it

love this lad

>>86229571
That shit's just painful to watch

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>>86223471
That episode was on fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKYxzlqLOs

>>86253832
Jesus Christ these guys..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJssdlKaeqo

>>86248349

I'm da bess mang, I deed it

>>86226512
That must be a lot of support

>>86223471
Wait what? Aren't California and NY some of the most liberal places in the US? Wouldn't that mean that it's hard to get to get a gun there?

>>86240286
You can remove that "barely". He TAKES from society.

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>>86245579

Might as well post the best Predator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPlK2NUvWNs

>>86256309
PUT THAT I THE FUCKING FRIDGE RIGHT NOW!

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>>86256309
NO RUBER

>>86232933
Today is his birthday too holy shit.

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>>86224959
>tfw have that same keyboard-mouse combo

Survivor kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAWfK5LEGIg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L5Gqgnkkec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXLNdtf2TmU

>>86257198
i have a feeling this is more a british women thing and not a women thing in general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0qF7anaUhk

>>86227510
intercurial sex used to be the standard during the middle ages, and the greeks did it too

>>86227632
lmao

>>86224959

>those self-made chicken tendies

they looked tasty as fuck 2bh

>>86225709
Always wondered if you had the willpower, how long could you survive without eating anything when you're this fat.

>>86228741
Television was a mistake. That poor guy.

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>>86228741
Jesus

>>86244469
michael shannon's best role

>>86257349
Wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO188_NBvL4

>>86250560
>take hormones to become a woman
>they stop you from becoming a woman
poetic

>>86257198
Men:
>banter to relieve tension
>support for each other
>keeping a positive attitude
>useful skills
>comradary
Women:
>infighting
>insecurity
>blaming each other
>manipulating each other
>generally bad at everything except laundry and still complains when doing so
>crying
Checks out

>>86232933
>see clip of chad featuring on jimmy kimmel
>people apparently hate him
wtf I have to watch bachelorette now

The NHS was a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPmtBg4wPH0

>>86258442
Everyone loves him. I expected feminists to hate the shit outta him but nobody really hates him lol

>>86257720
You'd still have to drink a lot of water all the time, but I'd say 4 to 5 months without eating anything.

>>86258580
but chad said himself that people are talking shit about him online

>>86256070
perkele :D

>>86258206
Yeah, its hilarious

So to compensate for not having enough junk to flip inside out, they're using a segment from his colon.

Trick is, colon tissue doesn't engorge and contract like penis/vaginal tissue-nor does it have near the same nerve sensitivity/function- so Jazz will not be able to have proper enjoyable sex, nor will his partner.

>gee isnt child abuse progressive.

>>86258104
anglo women. the point stands

>>86255645
Despite the meming, it's still easy to get guns, even in the strict states. You just can't run around places like NYC and Boston with them, because if you get caught you will get fucked up by cops.

>>86229471
I think you're thinking of the solar sails on the space ship in alien covenant, but I can understand why you would confuse the two

>>86258942
>us
>anglo anything

highly unlikely, most whites in this country are italian, irish, or german

women just suck at the outdoors

>>86224959
TWO BOXES OF THOSE JIMMY DEAN THINGS?

WTF I ATE LIKE 2 A DAY WHEN I WAS BULKING, HOW THE FUCK THOSE ARE SO CALORIE DENSE SHIT

>>86258942
Racist nigger and/or spic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm_o-B1XxxU

>>86223289
looks like rich evan's wife

>>86258675
No, you would still need to take vitamin supplements.

With supplements though you could last about 8-12 months.

>>86259272
What the fuck is this shit.

>>86223289

dramatic jury speeches from survivor are pretty compelling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b62LCxa5Ix8

>>86259271
>>86259237
>t.buttmad burgers

>>86229896
genuine insanity haha

>>86259272
this is how i imagine every woman feeling when they see me,

>>86259408
calm down carlos

>>86259464
60%

>>86259540
>The average Mexican man weighs 165 pounds and stands 5 feet 4 1/2 inches tall

when will they ever learn

>>86235085
alice is actually pretty hot, i'm conflicted

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>>86259608
>american calling other people fat in a thread mainly devoted to fat americans

>>86244469
this is so retarded

>>86258728
They're talking shit about him on the shows he's been, but the comment sections are all pro-chad

>>86257349
Women are women, everywhere.

>>86259765
mexicans are the one group fatter than us, please just let us have this one thing

>>86228741
I'm laughing at this shit and then just realized I have no experience in kissing women either.

>>86260516
It's not that hard, friend. I'm pretty autistic and I've never had any issues with it. The only thing to worry about is bonking your nose against hers

>>86229896
Sammy was a former gangster, right?

>>86261335
yes and she acts like an entitled las vegas whore because that's exactly what she was

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI

>>86223567
>0:58
Wtf, they literally called the Fire Department to transport this fat piece of shit?

>>86232933

This guy is fucking great.

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>>86255645
that was in florida which is a blood red state for gun rights. and in CA it depends which county youre in, if you live in a shall issue county and get a CC it's legal thoughout the state

>>86261555
could i as a european go to the u.s, get a gun and then shoot someone in self defense without repercussions? asking for a friend

>>86261445
source?

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>>86232933
I like this guy and he had valid points but he was too autistic to convey them in a way people would actually listen to him to the point where he got kicked out of the show for getting on other people's nerves.
He was hilarious to watch and I dropped the show after he was gone but this guy is hella fucking autistic.

I cant find his glorious rant on short people and how much they suck, does anyone have that?

>>86228432
good on his parents for actually getting him help

>>86261717
come here legally, get a greencard i believe, make sure you know the state's laws in case it has a 'duty to retreat' (most do not), complete a required course if the state requires it (some do not even require you get a permit like Arizona, Alaska, Idaho, Vermont, MAine, Mississippt, etc) and get into a scenario where you imminently fear for your life or the life of an innocent and take violent action to save yourself and/or said innocent person(s). You will be fine and there will be one less shitbag on this earth.

After being cleared of criminal charges becasuse you exercised your right as free person, make sure that the state has shield laws to protect you from civil liability after the fact (cases where the family of the scumbag, usually dindus, try to sue you even if youre 100% innocent of any wrongdoing) Some states like Texs makes this situation illegal but California allows it to happen. If it's looking likr you are going to be sued and you dont feel like going through all that, sell your gun for a tasty profit and laugh the whole flight home.

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>>86261958
Oh fuck I found it

0:55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1LKYI5gMVA

>>86261514
Not just for him. That's standard practice with these fat fucks. Think about that one a sec. A perfectly healthy family who are assets to the community could be getting burned out of their house while an entire fire crew is hoisting one of these human slugs around like they're building a fucking pyramid.

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>>86232933
How do I be Chad? This guy is motivating as fuck.

>>86258538
Honestly the NHS shouldn't cover this sort of self-inflicted health problem. It's straining as it is, we need to conecentrate on real illness and injury.

>>86223334
Jesus fucking Christ the back sounds. Do Americans really enjoy that shit?

>>86223289
How the fuck is this hambeast married and has a fucking personal cuck wtf

>>86226862
What the shit.

>>86230772
Like Pepsi Cola

>>86229407
norm is savage

>>86259230
Kek

>>86232933
/ourguy/ confirmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5IIGpmAiq0
What did he mean by this?

>>86262056
i will say this once and one time only
god bless america

>>86263678
well he's "happy"

>>86228432
>People look at my child and think oh my god look at that fat little kid.

Kekd, but it is a fucking horrible thing to live with. I know someone with it and they're unable to live on their own.

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>>86223471
>generic while male

>>86225912

You deserve at least one (you)

>>86224959

I like how her nails are done.

>>86224959
>eating all that food
Ok, I can relate. Food tastes delicious
>down everything with Sprire
that really triggred me

>>86228741
Aaahh, the pain is real

>>86226862
If I had a room mate like that I would rather have sex with my car too

>>86231795
I guess you can't fuck her, or pick her up as she won't take any of your social cues. She has to clearly want some, and also sex will probably be just for her. Autistic people tend to be very selfish unknowingly, as they focus on themselves. It might not be fun, no fun sex positions.

>>86232933
the /r9k/ in me almost reee'd but holy fuck that guy is a bro

>>86232933
god I wish I had a friend like Chad..

>>86228662

holy fuck I never thought about this before, because of course this obese monster who lives on "cheesy potatoes" doesn't live anywhere nice, there must be a "TLC house" they use to shoot instead of the squalor the subjects live in

>>86223289

>TLC expecting anyone to believe an actual human has survived solely on potatoes and cheese for over 30 years

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>>86228741

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm4g_2mAkME

Not sure if it counts but I loved watching MTV's Fear when I was a kid. Same with Scariest Places on Earth.

I miss shows like this, but considering kids watch less TV these days and these shows cost so much to produce (although a simple gopro probably trumps all their technology from back then), we probably won't be seeing these types of shows again.

>>86228741
It doesn't matter how many times I see this clip. It's pure torture to watch

>>86232933
wtf I'm gay now

>>86262594
Don't talk about your parents like that

>>86264847
Mtv fear was awesome anon thanks for the shot of nostalgia

>>86264847
damn this just set of a nostalgia bomb in my brain

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>>86260242
there's a difference between working class overweight and 300kg junk food blobs

>>86265533
based pyceb is bulgarian strongfat

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>>86256309
>I'm not gay or anything Im just saying!

>>86223567

>Tfw you reach your genetic potential but you ain't done yet so your body makes your feet go goblin mode.

Wow. The only time there can be a thread where we stay on topic and don't shitpost is when the thread is about people who are more pathetic than us.

>>86228741
Honestly not as cringe as the first time i watched it, i feel like you cringe when you perceive something as "social death" i.e. doing something so bad that people will ostracize you and the more things you can accept as normal and fun the less there will be cringe, like in school doing anything other that your peers are doing is cringe but later on you can enjoy the lame stuff.

With that said I don't feel that this situation is that bad. Sure, you can concentrate on "bad" stuff and loath yourself but on the other hand all the dude needs is experience and being judged for your inexperience by cameras and girl that will voice her opinion was too much to handle. Yeah it was awkward but lately i've accepted that awkward is everywhere, it's not social death and you can both talk on awkward topics and have awkward silences and it will be all good.

>>86224959
I don't get this shit. Give her 2000cals worth of veggies instead of hamburgers. What is she going to do? Eat clean or starve lol

>>86259264
>2 a day
>bulking

Buddy you weren't trying hard enough. I'll be honest, I feel sick after eating one, but if I went back to intense exercise regimes I could probably eat a box in a day and still lose fat.

>>86245579
glad these guys turned it around , one of the few success stories from this show

>>86245579
haha
they're so cute

>>86228741
Holy shit, I can't stop laughing. Are there more like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU-HGl1OKus

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>>86223334
Why are Italian-Americans always douches and thick retards in all of Ramsay's shows? Or is there something with guinneas in the culinary industry?

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>>86232933
The most based man I've ever seen