Friendly reminder that this is the final boss of the MCU.

grape soda

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>>86208630
>This is the final boss of the DCEU

>>86208630
>a fucking grapefruit

>>86208741
>a fucking cobblestone

>>86208741
That's fake, it's from some random

>>86208630
I love you death, I want to be with you and have you caress my bump. Wiat. Where's his dick?!

>>86208630
..... where is penis?

>>86209629
on his head

>>86208630
If you look from knees down you can see a frog

>>86208630
>we'll never see Rich Piana playing thanos

>>86208630
Does thanos have special power and weakness? Is he just le strongman ayylium like Frieza?

>>86210884
He slips on a banana and loses the stones.

>>86210884
He has butter finger glove for his fruit gushers

>>86210884
he is too slippery for his own good

>>86208630
TOXIC MASCULINITY

>>86208630
purple kingpin?

>>86210884
His autistic daughter.

4 INFINITY GEMS COME ON

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>>86208799
>>86208630
Why do people say he looks like a grapefruit?
He looks nothing like a grapefruit.

>>86213042
it's a meme you dip

>>86213052
meme that doesn't make sense!

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>>86208630
Looks like a big guy.

>>86215193
Unironically hyped.

>>86213042
Because they've only ever seen the drink.

dcucks are of the african-american persuasion

Really hope Rich gets better.

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>>86215193

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>>86208741

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>>86208630

Just wait until he puts on his Liberace glove.

Then your definition of "awesome" will be re-defined.

At least, that's what /co/ fags have been telling me.

>>86210884
I think he is a big guy. Well and smart.
But with infinite stones he will be basically a god.

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>>86215193
HOYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>86215846
I mean he did throw a moon at them

>>86215904
>a moon
You mean big rock?

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>>86215846
well tbf in the comics Thanos destroying the Earth Heroes + Thor was awesome since you just don't see heroes getting killed / beat up. Although I was more hype when Galactus arrived with the other beings and Warlock calling in the gods.

I would be pissed if in IF if the Avengers can even dent Thanos. that would fucking ruin it

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>>86210884
He has a Thanos Copter so probably the loss of the tail rotor is his weakness.

>>86215904
>"I know what it's like to lose..."
>"...to feel so desperately that you're right..."
>"...and to fail all the same."
>"Fight it."
>"Run from it."
>"Destiny still arrives."

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>>86215904

>>86208741
>oops

can the avengers loose and humanity is doomed for once. how the fuck do they beat a STRONG BLAC I MEAN PURPLE MAN, WHITES BTFO!

>>86210884
He has the super power of always ruining his own plans on a subconscious level.

>>86208630
lol

>the ultimate enemy of MCU
>still has a small cock
>tfw a black man has a bigger cock than Thanos

>>86208630
A FUCKING STARFRUIT

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>>86216262
Well it would be more than humanity. In the comics Thanos literally murders have the living beings in the universe with a click of his fingers.

>>86216330
>tfw dcuck always finds a way to talk about black cock

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>>86208630
>implying it won't be Dr.Doom

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>>86208630
He looks like he's made from a pile of purple Starburst

>>86216487
>he doesn't know that fox is developing a dr doom movie

>>86216535
mmmmmm

>>86216222
This movie will be trash but that I really like that line from him

>>86208630
So, a dickles prune face? I'd be angry as well.

>>86216625
THEY'RE THE WORST ONES

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>>86216673
THEY ARE THE NICEST ONES
Orange is the worst.

>>86216717
ORANGE IS THE BEST
What is this, bizarro world?

>>86216750
>>86216717
red>orange>purple>>>>>>>green

>>86216750
NO IT'S NOT
Dude, everyone know its Purple>Red>Green>Orange
Orange is like the coffee sweets left over from the Christmas barrels.

>>86215193
You're a big grape.

>>86216910
Green are the best you fucking spaz.

>>86210884
Learn how to talk not like a retard

>>86208630
>no penis
JUST

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>>86208630
OOPS

>>86217019
>Learn how to talk not like a retard
HA HA HA HA HA HSQIFUAFJK;FNHAFCASF

>>86216960
lmao how was it like growing up poor

>>86215871
for you

>>86217060
why doesn't he fly out the way

I don't care about your capeshit, I just want to inform you the the official starburst power rankings is as follows:

1. Green
2. Orange

COLOSSAL POWER GAP

9001: Red

ANOTHER COLOSSAL POWER GAP

900000000000000001: Purple

Thank you for your attention

>>86216262
>>86208683
>>86208799
>>86209846
>>86212706
>>86213052
>>86216262
>>86216330
>>86216366
>>86216535
>>86216645
>>86216958
>>86217092

Even waifu days weren't as plagued by underage stupidity and meme forcing as we are now

>>86217060
Iron mans CGI looks really awful here. This might be unfininshed fotage though.

>>86217133
Paralysed with fear. He knows Thanos and his BPC is coming for him.

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>>86217310

>>86217133
Same reason he was having panic attacks and nightmares would be a strong guess.

>>86217150
Red is the best one; it tastes like Dr. Pepper. The others are disgusting except for purple and green.

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Friendly reminder that the final boss of the MCU is a dude from a muscular anatomy book.

>>86217853
not memeing

How do I achieve this form?

>>86217904

creatine

>>86217904
enlist in your local space marine chapter and pray to the emperor.

>>86217904
nanomachines

>>86217853
>book
It's a website. http://www.posemaniacs.com/

I'll go back to /ic/ now.

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The constant teasers ruined Thanos as the big baddie.

In the first Avengers movie he gave Loki an army and the scepter, which could help Loki control anyone's mind, all so that Loki could conquer Earth and get him the other stones. What happened? Loki lost everything. Loki wasn't even punished for his failure. Now Loki is walking around being Loki while laughing at Thanos.

In the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie he gave that hammer guy, i forgot the name, another stone, so that the guy could have his revenge and conquer shit, more get other stones, and what happened? The hammer guy literally told him to fuck off to his face. The fuck? Even his lady assassins like Gamorra and that robot lady double-cross him without much problems.

Meanwhile Thanos only sit on his ass throughout all the moviehs while smiling like a smug cunt despite never achieving anything and constantly losing his precious stones. He's a terrible leader and strategist. Is this the cool final boss i should be in awe?

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>>86216958
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>>86217186
>actually taking the time to read through the thread to find shitposts you find particularly upsetting
kek

>>86218015
All part of the plan anon.

You'll see.

You'll all see.

>>86218101
>trying to mock someone for 15 seconds of effort
>trying to mock someone for browsing the same cancer you swim in
Desperate
did I insult ur memes?

>>86208630
You don't need to make this thread every day

>hey we need a cool final boss for the MCU.
Okay. How about this. The Hulk...
>I'm listening...
But he's purple
>FUCK YES HAVE A RAISE ALSO TAKE MY KEYS AND GO FUCK MY WIFE

>>86216487
God, i love doctor doom so goddamned much. I hate that fox does him so poorly

>>86221490
If they get Fassbender to play him in the solo film it's going to great.

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>>86208741
He looks too aesthetically pleasing for a Snyder character. My money's on him being at least 10 foot tall and 4 feet wide.

Snyder made Steppenwolf's beard a part of his skin. At the very least, Darkseid will look more like a boulder cracked by lava than an average human

>>86215920
No, a moon. As described by everyone who actually attended d23 and sdcc and saw clear footage of the trailer.

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>>86208630

<--- Final boss of the DCEU. Batfleck is too fat and drunk to save us. Supes Caville is getting hairplugs and won't be back for 2 or 3 movies.

Thank God for them Womenz, am I right? Patty? Gal? Female superiority.

>>86224019
>Fassbender

What the fuck? No. Mikkelsen or bust.

>>86221429
thanos is nothing like the hulk or thor except for the strength

I hope they explore the character properly. Thanos is not just a villain who outsmarts everyone and then loses when all the heroes team up and solve their internal problems in the 3rd act of the film.

Thanos is his own character.

>>86208630
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales deeply*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*wipes away tears*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls off chair*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*rolls down stairs*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>86208630
>no dick
No wonder he wants to take over the universe

>>86227122
no. Assbender

>>86217081
The most powerful being in the universe is also extremely incompetent. How convenient

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>>86228052
SAVED

>>86217060
>DC movie boss fight is a giant CGI humanoid monster fighting everyone in a messy CGI background
OMG DC SUCKS WHAT A TERRIBLE CLIMAX LMAO
>Marvel movie boss fight is a giant CGI humanoid monster fighting everyone in a messy CGI background
YAAAAAS MARVEL YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN

>>86228207
Are you memeing or do you actually think he would be a good Doom for some reason? It's going to be Mikkelsen. He wanted to be Doom in the last movie, and he's already said he's open to playing him in the upcoming solo film.

>>86217190
>This might be unfininshed fotage though.
Most likely

is thanos powerful without the infinity gauntlett?
darkseid is one of the most powerful being in dcverse but every media portrayal of him is watered down almost completely

>>86210821
R.I.P.

A
FUCKING
GRAPE

>>86229145
yes

the gauntlet is really just to give him the power to annihilate entire galaxies at once, which he wants to do only to impress his waifu, death

>>86215193
The fact that's it's Brolin is reason enough for me to go see this movie
>>86217060
That scene would be perfect if he dented Stark's helmet with that punch. I love seeing the "indestructible" shit get damaged.
>Cap's shield breaking
>Magneto bending Wolverine's claws
Always gets me hard

>>86217190
Compare it to Civil War or Homecoming and the "unfinished CGI" still looks miles ahead of them.

>>86229394
hm, i only watched silver surfer cartoon on the matter, i remember him being afraid of galactus there

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>Space nigger thinks he's in charge

>>86228958
Cool beans. Then it'll be Mads. I did that Dr. Strange dude well and all but He seems to morbid for me to be playing Dr. Doom. But thats just me.

>>86229541
>That scene would be perfect if he dented Stark's helmet with that punch. I love seeing the "indestructible" shit get damaged.
>>Cap's shield breaking
>>Magneto bending Wolverine's claws
>Always gets me hard
You think you may have some kind of psychological inferiority complex going on.

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How does cosmic marvel tie into this shit?

I thought that Thanos gets all the infinit stones and kills all the avengers then destroys the universe. And then Thanos is like "fuck I guess destroying the universe isnt all that" and then he rebuilds the universe and becomes a good guy like in the Thanos Imperative where he makes Galactus suck him off.

>>86229648
I can see why some would think that. For me it's the opposite, Fassbender can't be seriously intimidating enough. But I think Hannibal proved Mads can be both intimidating and extremely likable at once. Or maybe I just subconsciously want his Dikkelsen.

>>86229705
That seems more like a repressed desire to dominate others, especially people who think themselves invincible.

>>86229802
The movies have never outright recreated the events from the comics. The movies are very loose adaptations at best, while using the comics as a faint guideline at worst.

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>>86229908
oh gay. I wanted to see all the avengers die

esp black widow mmm

>>86209711
Where? His knees maybe look like eyes but I'm not seeing it. Never was good at making out pictures in clouds, either.

as much as i like thanos, they'll fuck him up

>>86230142
How? He's been fine in his speaking roles so far in the movies and his action/dialog in the Infinity War trailer is great.

All good villains are in Fox territory.

I would

>>86217060
>>86215193

Hype thread initiated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Az_lvbwNo

for anyone who's been living under a rock

>>86227202
There's two parts to infinity war so they aren't winning by the first part

>>86217190
I think it's the new costume
It's supposed to look sleek

>>86229802
FOX has most if the main galactic stuff.

>>86228735
Maybe because one has been built up for 10 years and the other was a hamfisted last minute addition that wasn't needed

>>86231294
yo sick link

>>86225987
more like Fatman

>>86210884
Unrequited love

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>>86208741
>tfw they probably won't pick Michael Ironside to do his voice

>>86231294
>>86234270
Link was fine until I posted it in this thread.

Tanos and the avengers will team up to fight an even bigger treat.
Screen capture this and upvote it to myface

>>86208630
no pennis and also dicke and balls

>>86208741
TAP YOUR TREMENDOUS POWER

here's a shitty one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB7Jhf2Ho9I

>>86235032
why the fuck are all these people cheering every time something fucking happens

>>86236158
Because it's fucking comic con? Nerds tend to get hyped up when they are in a room full of other nerds watching an exclusive nerd thing that is the culmination of 10 years of nerd storytelling. Not quite the same as a typical movie theatre environment

>>86216487

Holy shit that's pretty fucking metal. We need a proper Dr. Doom movie.

>>86208630
>big muscles = intimidating

Lol.
The strongest form of Freiza and Buu were both smaller agile form..
MCU would learn a lot from DBZ

>>86215193
Why would they take out the armor he's been wearing for the past decade? He looks like one of the Monstarz from Space Jam

>>86213065
Here newfriend: someone whose second language is English meant raisin but said grapefruit and it's just another meme that's part its expiration date

>>86208630
>final
>making bank
pick one

>>86217190
Iron Man's armor CGI has looked awful since the last scene from Age of Ultron. Try to prove me wrong.

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>>86236958
But Kale is only strong when she gets muscles. And she beat the fuck out of Goku.

>>86237221
He was holding back you moron

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>>86237238
lmao he had to go SSJB to blast her point blank and she still slapped him so hard he reverted back into his base form.

>>86212987
He don't have daughters

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>>86237330
HOLDING BACK!

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>>86237434
Cabba is such a useless cuck.

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>>86237608
you meant kale?

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>>86237640
No, Cabba. He completely got overshadowed.

>>86236888
Noah Hawley is making one. I don't know much about him other than I enjoyed the Fargo tv series, but I'm cautiously optimistic.

>>86237815
Give a chance to the boy, everyone get overshadow agaisnt Broly (female)

>>86236958
>>86237221
Actually you're wrong. Frieza got buff as fuck when he finally used 100% of his power, and Kid Buu was nowhere near as strong as Buuhan.

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>>86237977
Frieza's golden form isn't buffed though.

>>86238076
It's significantly more muscular than his "base" 4th form. He will probably pull the same trick and unleash 100% power which might come with a physical buff as well. Or not. Who cares what Super does at this point.

Reminder that Darkseid beats any version of Thanos

Anti life equation > Infinity Stones

>>86238292
>Anti life equation > Infinity Stones

This is just wrong. Just one of the stones can do everything the anti-life equation can. The anti-life equation can not warp and reshape reality itself, it can't wipe out half the universe with a snap of the fingers. It just enslaves people, or an entire race of people at once if you want. Thanos can do that with the mind stone alone.

>>86237977
>>86238076
>>86237221
calm the fuck down u autistic nerds

>>86240151
fite me irl base form no transformations fgt

>>86208741
>posting fan art

>>86208741
Looks good though,too bad is fake

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>>86208630
Needs a fat, purple cock with two low hanging grapefruits.

>>86215193
>>86216244
If they dont change his armor it will be a huge missed opportunity

>>86237221
>>86237330
>>86237434
>>86237608
>>86237640


What the hell is all this? I havent paid a single second of attention to Dragon ball Z since like 2005.

>>86242731
Change it to what? His classic comic book armor that he's been wearing in every Marvel movie he's been in so far? He will obviously wear it again towards the end of the movie or in the next movie. Obviously he's not wearing it yet because this is like casual friday at the office for him. When he gets serious and/or collects all the stones he will obviously dress accordingly.

>>86225987
kek'ing at this flabby plastic gut

>>86229952
Looks like a female eminem.

>>86229952
what is the relevance of this image to this post?

>>86208630
>Well it ain't Barney the Purple Dinosaur!

>>86229802
Thanos became more or less a good guy after Infinity Gauntlet, but became a villain again after Thanos Imperative because Death managed to fuck him over after he got over her.

>>86217190
>>86237142

Marvel/Disney cranks these movies out at a breakneck speed, and treat vfx studios like slave plantations. The reason shit looks crappy is because the artists had 5 to 10 days to make something half decent to show at comicon. None of this is final. But don't hope for much of an improvement.

>>86215193
For you

you guys are literally fighting over who is the best super muscular male humanoid

>>86229541
This guy is unironically a r3dditor
>haha le #BASED BROlin can take my shekels any day haha
>and my wife hahaha
>BRO I GET HARD WATCHING DUDES HAHA

>>86208741
That's a pretty lame boss considering superman is straight up stronger than him when he wants to be.

>>86237221
>DBZ stole Hulk smashing Loki in The Avengers

Fuck you, the gif is too big to just steal and post and I'm too lazy to resize.

https://images.eurogamer.net/2017/articles/2017-07-25-11-16/PortlyThinGoldenmantledgroundsquirrel_size_restricted.gif