How do male actors deal with getting erections?

>>86207535
I don't know, are erect nipples considered unprofessional?

>>86207535
Strangely enough, being surrounded by a bunch of people holding cameras, boom mics, lights, etc... while having other people give you directions on what you need to be doing every 5 seconds sort of kills the boner.

Unless you're filming porn and having that many people watching you means nothing.

How often is it for actors/actresses to actually fuck while filming sex scenes?

>>86207535
>he can't control his erections
how's middle school?

>>86207703
If people watching me killed my boner, the NSA would have won a long time ago.

>>86207716
>tfw still get boners when holding hands


I'm not even a virgin. Fuck this shit. At least it means my dick is in working order

>>86207760
I get hard when I make a girl laugh.

>>86207760
>gets an erection without pills
fucking gay

>>86207712
55% of the time

>>86207535
Actors are degenerates, they don't care.

>>86207760
I get hard just be talking to girls.

>>86207535
Only a virgin wonderds this.
Theyd laugh about it. And ignore it. Id say the guy wouod jerk off in his trailer before the scene though to try and reduce getting one. But even if he did nobody would care

>>86207712
unsimulated sex is relatively rare in mainstream films.

>>86207535
Normal people don't get erections every time a woman touches them, you fat neet virgin.

>>86207796
I get hard when I make/see a girl cry(ing).

>>86207703
Even porn actors can't get it up very easily. That's why there are so many cuts in porn films, so they skip the 20 minutes of the guy stroking his own dick to try to get it hard.

>>86208108
The best guys can get it up and cum nearly on command

>>86207760
i get hard when a grill sits on my face

>Ma'am, I'm sorry if I do, and I'm sorry if I don't.

>>86207703
But what if I have an exhibitionism fetish and being watched by all those people just makes me harder?

>>86208448
>still says grill
So you never get hard, apparently.

>>86207712
Very, very rare in mainstream films. With that said, it's still very uncommon in indie films. You can google movies with unsimulated sex, but you aren't going to find much outside regular soft core porn.

>>86207712
Even this video was mostly simulated sex.

>https://vimeo.com/216993611

Remember when getting a hard on was easy?
Now I have to focus really hard and rub my leg sensually just to get a semi

>tfw can still get it up as easily as when I was a horny teenager
Feels gud

>>86208504
Then you'd probably be filming porn.

>>86208609
There's like a dozen or so films with unsimulated sex on youtube alone. Plenty more on other sites.

>>86208891
I legit can't tell if this is a parody of hipster bullshit or serious

>>86208891
Yo this shit is fucked retorno bowling

>>86209027
Time for viagra, grandpa.

>>86208609
Unsimulated sex has been getting more and more popular over the previous decade and into this one.

Big name actors never really do it, but a lot of up and coming actors and actresses are doing it. There's only a handful of American films with unsimulated, but far more german, french, and spanish films that have it.

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>>86208108
This is why you see the same handful of dudes in most scenes for years on end

It's hard to find a guy that can keep an erection constantly, cum on demand, isn't a raging drug addict or weirdo and actually looks normal.

>>86209545
It's a poor career choice if you ever want to make it big. You'll get a lot of attention at the time, but nobody will want to cast you afterwards. Just ask Margo Stilley.

>>86209563
Why would guy anyone ever want to become a porn actor? Just like with anything else, if something you love doing becomes your job, you're going to grow to hate that thing. You're basically ruining sex for yourself for the rest of your life.

>>86209464
>retorno bowling
wat

>>86209677
Sex addiction I suppose

>>86209677
If you could ruin sex by fucking on command married people...

Wait a minute.

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>>86209656
chloe sevigny torpedoed her career this way

Hell, she claims she didn't actually suck a real cock either, it was just a dildo, but even the idea she sucked a cock on camera was enough to kill her careers momentum

J U S T
U
S
T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiqDs7grc28

I did a drama minor in college and had a sex scene in one of our productions. It's only awkward when you're rehearsing it the first time, because when you're 19 your body responds to grinding your genitals together whether you want it to or not.

You get an erection, she gets a wet spot on her little modesty garment underwear, it's just kind of a gross and embarrassing thing to happen in front of a room full of people.

But after you've rehearsed it more than a few times, your body gets over the novelty of the experience and it's not an issue anymore. You're more focused on making sure your performance is good, making sure you remember your lines, making sure you hit your blocking, that sort of thing. And it's certainly not an issue when you're actually performing for an audience. I'm not sure I could get an erection if I tried in that situation.

>>86209811
this is literally rape

>>86209731
You don't understand marriage, son.

Married women stop fucking (their husbands) about 3 years into any marriage.

>>86209855
Tell me more about the wet spot?

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>>86209677
I'd rather be a big time porn actor than work as a builder or plumber my entire life like so many schmucks

Problem is I don't have an 8+ inch cock
>mfw

The hardest part wouldn't be getting bored of sex (Rocco talks about this, take a break from shooting and after awhile you're back to normal) the hardest part is having a career that means you can never ever work in certain fields ever again, and every new person you meet will never have a normal relationship with you. And imagine if you want kids, having to explain that to them xD

Seeing as I'm posting here it means I'm already socially jaded on a massive scale, so I wouldn't give a flying fuck about being thought of differently, already am

>>86209912
What do they do in movie nights?

Do they actually watch the movie?, no wonder /tv/ it's so bitter,

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>>86207760
sometimes when I'm on the bus I get a swole member it's the vibrations, it's awkward as fuck

>>86209912
Fuck off to your containment board, virgin robot

>>86209811
imagine watching your gf in a bloopers take with a cute guy and he did something like flexed or slapped her and she says "omg i just creamed in my pants" and runs to the bathroom

divorce territory?

>>86210070
This happens to me in cars sometimes too

>>86210070
Oktfb
Concentrate on flexing your thighs, that's the best way to kill it, it's like it draws all the blood into your muscles and chokes it from getting to your cock

Clenching your butt makes you harde as it stimulates your balls/prostate, so don't do that lol, just the thighs

>>86209967
>Problem is I don't have an 8+ inch cock
Neither do most porn stars, even "huge" ones. Most are around 7.5 inches at best. Porn directors use all kinds of tricks to make dudes look bigger than they are.

>>86209912
Fuck off, Al.

>>86207584
I've always wondered, is this actually a thing? I've never had a nipple erection but people on the internet talk about them quite a lot and I have no idea if it's possible to have erect nipples. Please give me some answers, /tv/.

>>86209855
Tell us more anon, I'm getting a wonderful erection over here

>>86209923

One of the options for modesty clothing, and the one we used on the production, is essentially just a flesh-colored thong that is taped into place instead of having side straps. Unless you're right up in there, you can't tell the person isn't naked.

But it's a thin piece of cloth (maybe nylon?), it's not like there's anything down there to absorb moisture. You do the math.

I've heard that some productions will use a menstrual pad (especially if there is going to be simulated oral). I've never done any other sex scenes, or anything that explicit, so I don't know how well that works.

>>86210205
>I've never had a nipple erection
i think this only happens to actual grills

>>86207535
>Are boners considered "unprofessional"?
I read some actresses actually find it kind of flattering. IOW if they don't get a stiffy they wonder if they're not attractive enough. I don't think I could do porn though. Too many distractions. It's like when your banging your wife or gf, phone rings, it's your mom. Instant deflate.

>>86209912
ive been with my girlfriend for 10 years but we are not married

how would this apply to my situation?

I didn't get this scene when I was younger. Was she jerking him off and she came quickly?

>>86209967
>you can never ever work in certain fields ever again, and every new person you meet will never have a normal relationship with you. And imagine if you want kids, having to explain that to them xD
sounds like a problem that only applies to women

>>86210313
It doesn't, tie the knot pay the toll.

>>86210329
Premature ejaculation.
Ask your dad.

>>86210361
bizarre

>>86207712
the unsimulated sex scenes in von triers were done by actual porn actors and not the actors themselves

>>86210205
I think it's something like when you're cold and your nipples get hard

>>86210329
>younger
From your post I can tell you have a long way to go nigger

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The guy in the sex scene in +1 said he had to jack off right before filming as he kept getting erect when the chick rubbed her breasts on his bare chest

>>86210400
>>86210375
I think I was around 7 when I first saw the movie. I am 23 now and I have not watched it since.

>>86210383
It's probably a psychological thing to do with marriage from the way our society has formed

Not to mention media influences people on 'what marriage is like'

>>86210205
Literally flick your nipple with yor finger, wait 2 seconds and feel. If it's not hard you may genuinely have some nerve damage or something

>>86210595
Not him, but I have pepperoni nipples

>>86210595
I feel sad after touching my nips
My brain is wired the wrong way, fuck

>>86210651
I feel sad all the time

>>86210070
i thought i was the only one

>>86210651
Same here. It's fucking weird. I hate it when girls I'm with touch my nipples too.

>>86210070
Relieved others get this too t.b.q.h

>>86210967
haha yeah, can you tell my more though. so gross haha

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>>86207760

>tfw I have a gf for 6 years now
>still get rock hard as soon as she just mention something that has to do with sex

>>86209073
>tfw it still gets up as easily as when I was a horny teenager

Calm down bro, just let me chill out for like one hour.

And stop making me hook up with every female I befriend; let me have one fully platonic friendship with a girl.

>>86207760
Brah.....
I had a date once (cinema, coffee and goodnight kiss) and my dick was like a diamond the whole fucking day. No wonder she never called back.

>>86207740
your not that special

>>86207760
I bet you touch your weiner alot huh faggot, I heard touching weiners is gay

>>86208108
I thought viagra took care of that?

It still ruins my immersion if they cut from fucking to him jerking himself off onto her tits because he can't cum from fucking/oral.

>>86210070
>when your cat jumps up onto your lap and you get a boner
I don't want to fuck my cat. I just want to give him scratches and pets ;~;

>>86209545
What about a normal mainstream film where they show sex under the sheets but the actors are secretly fucking for real?

> Alright, cut, that's a wrap
> I said cut, you can stop now
> Yep, sure thing, just let me finish this here real quick

>>86207535
they usually don't get boners because there are like 30 people on set watching you. Morgan Freeman once said that during sex scenes he say to the women "sorry if i do, and sorry if i don't" referring to boners.

>>86213513
>Morgan Freeman

i meant Samuel L. Jackson

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>>86210739
Me too anon, me too

>>86210167
Well the dick must be at least big enough to do all the usual porn positions.

Imagine you have to fuck one of those big asses that's so popular right now and you barely clear the cheeks.

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>in school
>in drama class
>we were forced to create a scene about murder
>my group was me, a hated loser and a bunch of chads and stacies
>cast me as the murderer
>the scene they create involves a part where I am a loser at a office job and I sexually harass one of the stacies which is what makes me mad and I beat her to death with a printer
>first couple of times goes pretty well
>manage to avoid a boner and my acting is pretty good
>get carried away
>when we actually have to demonstrate the scene, decide to improvise
>instead of sexually harassing with words only, I say my line 'You know you want office sex with me', then say 'babe' which was not in the script, then I touch her asshole directly with my fingertips
>realise what I did
>get a boner
>it is very visible
>everyone is starting at my boner
>fucking humiliating as everyone starts to laugh
>girl is still shocked i touched her ass, refuses to carry on the scene
>tfw i was even more hated after this

>>86209967
I wish I could work as a plumber. They make a damn good living and if you work at it long enough can make six figures.

>>86213502
gotta need source on that bro

>>86213623
>he didnt stick to the script

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>>86213623
Why is this so relatable

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>not being proud of your boner
>not shaming your co-star if she fails to give you one

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I dunno how guys don't splooge in their pants just being in her proximity

>>86209545
>>86213467

The sex scene in Monster's Ball has been rumored forever to have been unsimulated.

You can totally see Billy Bob Thorton's balls when Halle Berry is on top of him in the uncensored cut.

http://celebsroulette.com/videos/3618/halle-berry-monsters-ball-deleted-scene/

>>86207535
Sexy scenes arent usually sexy or arousing when you're shooting it. But if it can't be helped and you're wearing compromising undergarment, then an actor can strap it in.

>>86213623
Stick to the script or stick it in her pooper, there is no middle ground.

>>86213623
yeah their initial hatred probably wasn't even arbitrary

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>>86210070
Happens to pussies too tbqh

>>86213787
I don't know man, that might be his balls, but judging by where his dick is pointing, she is riding him.

But movie makers can get really far using body doubles, clever editing, and prosthetics. A good example is Lars Von Trier.

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>>86213623

>>86207535
When this movie came out on video I was a freshman in high school. All I remember was the "Nadia scenes" gave me the hardest strongest erection I've ever had. I must have fapped hundreds of times to this scene. It would be impossible for him not to have a giant bonerfilming those scenes

>>86213337
Viagra isn't a lust pill, it just helps people who have somatic erectile dysfunction. Problems with getting blood into the spongey tissue.
You don't take viagra and get horny, if you don't have the specific condition viagra does nothing for you.

>>86213813
kek

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>>86210205
>tfw gfs nipples get super hard and pointy when she's horny

I've never met a girl with such erect long nipples but fuck is it hot sucking on them

>>86213787
>>86213862

WTF, she's sucking up his balls like a hoover.

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>>86214053
>tfw you can get your girlfirend to orgasm just from playing with her nipples

Get on my level fampai.

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>>86213820
how would you know, you're not a gril are you?

>>86213787
more like monster balls

>>86207796
I get hard when I see a girl smile

>>86214075
My nigga. I'm gonna see if that's something that works.for her. Apparently me kissing and rubbing her rack with my dick turns her into Niagara niagrafalls down south. It probably doesn't doesn't help she has DDs

>>86210205
i get erect nipples but im a dude

>>86214163
Yeah dog, just play with her tits, do all the other foreplay shit she loves that gets her good and wet, talk dirty if she's into that shit, then just find a rhythm on her nipples that'll send her over the edge. This is the second girl I've found that gets that turned on from breast stimulation, but I only ever got the one before close to cumming just from dem nips. It's fucking amazing if you can pull it off. You feel like sexual Thor or some shit.

I can only get hard when i watch porn...wat do ?

>>86214213
are you circumsized? If murican no need to answer

>>86214213
stop watching porn

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>all the normans with gfs in this thread

>>86213623
i punched a girl in the vagina, she had this surprised look and got red in the face

not sure if it felt good or not, she most probs went to shlick

>>86207760
>>86207796
>>86211272
Brothers!

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>>86214236
My GF is actually some other dude's wife I fuck on the reg because he's incapable of pleasing her.

What now bitch?

>>86213502
please respond

>>86207910
You can't get many erections then I presume.

>>86213502
Its eva green and I think the movie is called fhe others or something like that. If she turns you on watch sin city 2

>>86210070
>>86207910
>>86207760
>>86207796
I can't wait until my surgery

>>86213502
the film is called The Dreamers

>>86213679
>>86214350
just read the filename

>>86214364
what surgery?

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>>86214236

>>86214221
i am not
>>86214224
i can't, my collection is too good

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>Able to get hard anytime anywhere
>Can't pee if somebody is next to me as in at the urinal

>>86214466
I didn't say delete it. I didn't say never watch it again. Just stop watching porn till you can get an erection from literally anything that's not porn. You'll be all better.

>>86214466
>i can't, my collection is too good

well then don't complain if you're not willing to put in work to better your condition

>>86207535

once you're passed puberty by a few years you don't pop random boners as often, and being surrounded by a camera crew, having to act and perform memorized lines etc. it's probably not that normal to pop a stiffy

>>86208019
lol this is the trademark of someone who's maybe fucked once or twice...

>>86213339
you're not the only one famalam

>>86214577
I've never popped random boners. Only way to get hard is to jerk it.

>>86214735
>I've never popped random boners
Your dick is broken. Enjoy ED when you're older.

>>86214768
I am older. I don't have ED I get morning wood from urine etc. I just don't find anything sexually arousing.

>>86214735
wtf you don't have morning wood?

>>86210205
Nipples get erected when you stimulate them (you know, like a baby sucking on them). But I don't know if they can get erect by mental arousal alone. It never happened to me or my gf, as far as I can tell.

>>86214804
oh k, how old?

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>>86213623
Fuck dude I remember playing indoor soccer once for P.E. and I accidentally booted the hottest girl in my grades shin as hard as I could with my big sperg foot going for the ball
>tfw I said s-sorry and she started crying on the ground
>everyone rushed over to comfort her and gave me really disgusted looks
>fapped in the bathroom that lunch thinking about her

>>86214812
Yeah happens to my gf all the time when she's aroused. Also when it's cold .

>>86214820
33

>>86214805
Only if I need to pee really bad

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>>86207535
http://www.etonline.com/news/169457_henry_cavill_admits_he_got_an_erection_filming_a_sex_scene/
Like a boss

>>86214852
Oh snap, I'm not that far off (26).

Better get my time in now.

>>86214290
then you are worse, you are a nigger

>>86207716
How many grams of Viagra do you need to get it up grandpa?

>>86210002
underrated

>>86214486
get one now

Jean Rochefort said he had to tape his turgescent penis to his thigh to avoid embarassing his partner in a lewd scene

>have phimosis
>penis looks like an anteater when it's erect

>>86210431
From those nublets?

Any stories of a woman getting horny during the scene and putting it in when she wasn't supposed to?

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>>86215487
>have phimosis
>pay hookers to suck it anyway

>>86210647
I'm after gyno surgery, that stretched my previously large nipples to pepperoni-territory, and they still contract and get erect post stimulation, so I doubt that's the issue.

I wear a cock cage so public erections are never an issue

>>86210967
>I hate it when girls I'm with touch my nipples too.
first they want to play with your nipples then they try to finger your asshole. every. goddamn. time. and I'll be like why don't you get a girlfriend if you like that shit so much? relationshits never last long.

>>86213602
i dont fuck fatties

>>86215487
>>86215770
pussies, try pmr. basically, retract the skin before its formed, as a child, and then it fuses as scar tissue. so instead of being too tight, its like being too tight and someone put super glue under it as well

i didnt understand so i tore it back over 3 or so days on a highschool vacation, and i found out that UNDER that layer was a cavity of smegma/puss that had been building up over like 15 years or so, that poured out. that was mid way. shit was fire and pain, and i spent the next week unable to sit still like i had ants in my pants when the reality was the head of my dick was purple from losing a layer of flesh

anyways the relevance was i had a red ring around the tip and always joked to girls it was a lipstick kiss

>>86208891
It's weird to me that this place has become so single minded that I legit had a feeling for a moment of "you-cant-post-something-like-that-here". Only right wing degeneracy and thought is allowed here.

>>86216522
this used to be a place where posting the most shocking shit was the goal. didnt need to be gore, torture, politics, it didnt matter, the main goal of most posts was getting a REACTION. kinda miss it

>>86207760

>at festival
>walking with girl
>she hooks into my arm and her breasts pressin against it
>boner

If you don't get a boner from this you are fucking gay.

>>86214995
and a liar

>>86213623
Somwhat similar story

>Messing outside with friends
>be around 12/13
>Stacy bitch hangs with us because friend likes hers
>playing game where 1 team hides and the other team has to find, chase and beat members of the other team up to get a secret message from them
>I'm on the chasing team
>Stacy is on the other
>Find her hiding and grab her
>Starts laughing at me and says
>"You can't hit me I'm a girl"
>I reply with "But your ass is begging to be hit"
>grab her by the hoodie and swing her around
>Boot her full force in the ass
>she buckles over and starts wailing
>panicking now but continue game
>"GIVE ME THE FUCKING SECRET NOW!"
>She sob out the message and I go back to my team victorious.

Why are women so annoying? Her parents called to me that night to complain.

>>86216451
What's pmr? I googled it and didn't get any results. Phimosis kinda sucks but I learned to live with it. Blowjobs still feel good and having sex is pleasant as long as I use lube and wear a condom. Going raw fucking hurts. I've been avoiding stretching the skin because I'm afraid of paraphimosis but I guess I just gotta do it.

>>86216379
>i dont fuck fatties
Shrimp dick detected

>>86216966

I have phimosis and that is basically the reason why I'm still a virgin. But how could you have paraphimosis if you strech? It's the cure, fuck I need to start streching...

>>86213262
>your not that special

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>>86208065

Same. I got hard as fuck to a friend of mine crying on the phone to me.

>>86208065
>>86217036
Same. It's a natural response. I used to make my ex cry just so I could get hard and fuck her...

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>>86213623
>I touch her asshole directly with my fingertips

>>86213623
>sexually assault somebody in front of a group
>"WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME WTF REEEE"
kys

>>86214395
Hes chopping his cock off (mtf)

>>86213623
>it aint me starts playing

>>86207535
they are all abused as kids and thus gay

>>86217036
I find that I only get my hardest when the girl has true existential pain.

>>86216966

Also would like to ask, what did the women think about you having phimosis? It's pretty much a "boogie man" of mine...

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>>86215487
i feel you brother

>>86208891
I think the craziest thing here is all of this isn't even underground. Real producers with reputations and shit made this. Truely respectable and up-standing citizens were involved

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>>86215487
>>86215770
>>86216451
>goys everybody

>>86207740
>being this autistic

>>86216966
pre mature retraction. basically think phimosis, but the skin and the forhead fuse together as one thing. you know when you wake up dehydrated and your lips are fused together? now imagine that to seperate them you have to tear flesh and blood apart. just imagine grabbing any area of skin, like your arm, and pulling hard enough you tear the flesh. now imagine it on your dick

>>86207760
Larry David's 5 Mississippi's rule applies to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW7s6ynwlpY

>>86213602
how much length do you need for doggy with a fat girl?

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>>86214260
I've punched like three girls in the vagina. All three of them cried. But for all I know I could have stolen there virginty at the time since we were still like 10-14

>>86217366
>mfw i delt with the worst fucking scenario that cutfags advocate and walked away fine
deal wit it boogeyman. wait till your fucking kids 18 to ask him if you can fucking mutilate him

why not fucking cut his toes off, wanna avoid toe jam, amirite

>>86217149
They should have given him an Oscar for his unflinching desire to portray his character convincingly

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>>86214577
>>86214735
The fact that you don't pop random boners is because your testosterone levels have dropped and your 1 step away from becoming a cuck
Take back your male vitality

>>86207712
Depends how serious the actors are. Some are fine with it to create realism.

>>86217793
no when you stop being 16 youll know that its not normal to get 20 boners a day

>>86217793
I pop random boners when I'm sufficiently sleepy. Why is this?

>>86217793
I have regular blood check-ups with an endocrinologist, my test and hormone levels are normal. Sorry to burst your bubble. I still have never popped random boners.

>>86213787
Those definitly weren't real

>>86207716
Dude I get a boner if I'm comfortable enough.

>>86207712
99% is legit. You just can't fake that

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>>86217982
25 here. They only reason I stopped getting boners is because of the hormone pills i've been taking. You should get your estrogen levels checked
>>86218013
Your levels are only normal by todays standards. Which is appaling to say the least
>>86218008
Hormones. All the gay hormones are surpressed by a build up of serotonin

>>86214577
>once you're passed puberty by a few years you don't pop random boners as often
I'm 28 and it's still happening
send help

>>86218102
I'm 23 and I still sometimes have wet dreams.

>>86207910
>tfw i got an erection while talking to a friend of my mom at a party

>>86218224
You nedd to get someone to spend your seed on

>>86207535
How often do actors and actresses end up fucking later?

>>86217259
It's never been a problem, really. I've had three girlfriends in the past and none of them cared. Just explain it to them and they may think it's a bit strange at first but won't care as long as you get them off on foreplay and fuck them good. Get good at eating pussy if you're that insecure about it. My first gf was a virgin and didn't know there was something wrong with my dick.

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I get hard with (You)s

>>86218253
I had a longterm gf and I still had them. I'm just a horny fuck.

>>86218008
REM sleep often induces an erection.

>>86218273
>>86218273
>>86218273
>>86218273

>>86218273
For (you)

>tfw absent-mindedly fondle myself when alone and have constant erections

>>86217259
>>86217022
youse bitches. i even got a girls mouth on there, once or twice, seriously. if i can half make it, you can tots make it

>>86217022
i half assed the stretch, i feel like you need shaped tools and months of usage. could work. steroid cream recommended but some doctors think its shit

>>86218264
really? weird. tell me more

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>>86207760
>girl grinding her ass on my penis
>dick stays limp
>driving on a bumpy road
>diamonds within seconds

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>>86218264

I guess porn made me a bit deluded. Thanks mate.

>>86207535
>>>86210205
>>I've never had a nipple erection
>i think this only happens to actual grills
/tv/ has no grills, check and mate...

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>>86218423

>>86218425
depends on the money and situation. imagine if you found a chick with a ferrari, a degree, but a vagina 2 inches deep. self reflect, my man

>>86218488
I don't even like sex so that wouldn't be a problem

>>86218099
Yes, I will trust a nobody on 4chan rather than a endocrinologist when it comes to what is normal levels.

>>86213502
>guy puts his hand right next to the dudes peepee
>dude puts his head on dudes shoulder
fuck that cuck shit

It's between the actor and the actress, Of she doesn't like it, I doubt she's going to complain, if she does, then your most likely going to have a drink or two later.

>>86218488

>implying I would even care if a girl has a pussy if her face and body would be 10/10

She could be like a fucking barbie down there I wouldn't midnd.

>>86218414
what else do you want to know?

>>86218425
No problem man, just go for it. As I stated, use the lube and condom combo and you'll slide right in. Don't let there be too much friction or it'll start to hurt. There's always cut cocks in porn but don't let that stop you from fucking girls. They also feel insecure because porn stars are usually 10's and that doesn't reflect the appearance of the average woman. You won't care when you have a pair of tits on your face and she won't care about your dick when it's deep inside her.

>>86218772
i argue this all the time.
>if you found a dude 10/10
>then hes not 10/10
>but if you did
so on so fourth
>>86218627
till you met this...gender unrelated

>>86207716
wtf is this shit? i'm fucking 42 and I pitch tents all the time. you sound like a fucking woman. go find a dick to suck whore.

>>86210205
>I've never had a nipple erection
Go to a doctor.

>>86213623
you at least got top marks from the teacher for method acting right?

>>86218273
rub one out for me anon

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I've never understood this. Do men get erections all the time throughout the day? What sets it off? Honestly it all sounds very inconvenient.

>>86208065
This

It's always really awkward when they go in for the hug and I'm sitting there wondering if they noticed the boner.

>>86219084
Younger men (newly minted teenagers) experience frequent spontaneous erection. This tendency decreases as puberty finishes, but is still possible as long as one's dick is healthy. Barring random nonsense, it's always possible to achieve erection from anything at all that triggers a sexual response. Depending on who you're talking to, that can mean some really awkward boners.

Also, boners crop up in our sleep as a means of dick exercise. It's how they stay strong.

>>86207535
Actors are all gay and/or junkies so the problem would be to get erect.

>>86219084
Men are made to fuck almost nonstop.

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>>86210205
My wife's nipples are always erect, but she's also horny most of the time. Good thing she has her boyfriend to take care of that.

>>86219084
healthy men do

>>86219084
I've had a boner just from reading these posts

>>86219165
So you can get a boner without having your dick touched? Like, from a hug or something?

>>86219499
Yes
I legit jizzed in my pants the first time my GF touched my chest when I was 14

>>86219542
Even as an adult? Thank you for answering these questions, I have never seen a dick irl and I'm trying to get over my penile apprehension

>>86214075
>>86214163
>>86214212
>fampai
>Niagara niagrafalls
>Yeah dog
>dem nips
You niggers have to go back.

>>86219165
I've never had random erections. Always been healthy. I was told it was because I was asexual as I really am not aroused by anything. I still get morning wood from a need to urination but that is.

>young enough to have hard boners on command
>old enough to last as long as I want while fucking
>girls are everywhere and almost all of them want to have sex with a man

Why is life so easy.

>>86219618
>Being this new

>>86219606
If you get aroused, you get big basically. Man I've had many awkward boners in class sitting right behind my old crush with her revealing her thong. Or going swimming with that girl ugh.. So many boners. Can be hide to hide when it's full on erect and goes to your navel.

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>having to do a presentation in front of the whole class
>feel random boner creeping up


nooooooo

>>86218224
Its not like you ever stop having them

>>86219606
LONDON?
O
N
D
O
N
?

>>86218353
>tfw this is me reading your post

>>86207712
Never in Hollywood. Actors Guild doesn't allow it.

>>86219792
How much bigger? Is it a big difference for all men?

>>86220091
No there are growers and showers... niggers are mostly showers meaning their dicks barely grow when erect. Whites are mixed growers and showers. I am a grower for example. My dick looks perfectly normal erect but small when flaccid.

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Would you get an erection?...i'd be diamond

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>tfw got hard on and I need urination

>>86213623
You're a fucking idiot but you already know that

>>86216522
>no one says anything that negative
>youre pre triggered anyway

Just stop lena, gp bothee some flight attendants some more

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>>86220162
>mfw this happen to me 2 weeks ago
>mfw I discover the qt blonde kept a thick golden bush

thank god for alcohol

>>86216522
>nobody says a WORD about right wing anything
>you just mention the conservative Boogie man out of nowhere


Get a fucking grip u plebbitfaggot

>tfw I've never been able to bust from vaginal or oral sex
Seriously I can pound away for hours without cumming. The only way I can nut is with my own hand

>>86220860
>The only way I can nut is with my own hand
>The only way I can nut is with my own male hand
>The only way I can nut is with my own gay male hand
>Im gay

>>86207535
'Sorry if I perform and sorry if I don't'

Basically, treat it with good humour. Everyone's got a body, no need to get embarrassed about that.

>>86210205
Mine get harder when they're aroused but they don't stand on end or anything. They're not an erogenous zone for me, I guess. They definitely are for some though. Used to know a guy in high school who'd start rubbing his nipples through his shirt in history class.

>It's a /tv/ talks about their dicks and it goes past 250 posts episode

>>86221998
>it's a /tv/ talks about dicks and it's a much friendlier and more polite discussion than about when they talk films

what the fuck is that about anyway?

>>86222440
closeted gays, plus /tv/ is anti-women

>>86220860
You're beating your dick way too hard. Ease off the porn for a week or so, and masturbate very lightly if you do so.

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>>86207760
worst of all my man
>get a hug
>chub
>okay okay, im good i cant just wait it ou-
>second hug, longer than the last
>alright just lean forward a bit to hide i--
>third hug
there's no stoppin this now
>fourth hug from behind
>just sit straight onto the ground
>"anon what are you doing"
>I uhh, pick me up :^)

>>86213623
This post bait but for real if you're an actor tell people that you're gonna improv beforehand. You don't have to tell them what you're gonna do specifically, but let them know that you've got a chance of going off script and doing weird shit.

Also get a better writer
>You know you want office sex with me
Come on, people don't talk like that.

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>>86219386
>>86219386

how do you touch an asshole directly with the fingertip

>>86222980
Maybe digging through her pants was part of the improv.

>>86217149
He didn't complain about being hated, you massive retard.

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Every morning without fail

>>86210293
Why? That's hot

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Howard Stern asks every actor he interviews if they got hard during sex scenes, because he claims while shooting Private Parts he was hard basically the entire movie. A few actors have admitted to it, but most of them give this answer >>86207703

I'm getting hard reading this thread

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>>86220256
whats the meme that you cant piss with a boner
i do almost every morning no problem

>>86207760
I get hard when I tickle cute little girls :3

>>86207760
>i get hard when any girl shows the slightest sexual interest in me

feels bad man, happens rarely :(

>>86207712
Probably only in indie hipster bullshit, but without a doubt they have sex off camera.

>>86207535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2WKSjgJsCE

>>86210270
I'm surprised you actually responded in detail to his request, good on you anon.

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>>86208065
Girl I was with had a spider crawl on her and she freaked out and slipped off a rock and hit her face on another rock and fell into a river I jumped down erection blazing and held her while she cried and then put her on my back and crossed the river

>>86221397
What if he just has an itch?
>T. Someone who had itchy nipples in high school

>>86207760
>Go on date with a girl I met online
>Was pretty cute, not a whale or whore, to my knowledge at least
>Pick her up from her house, I'm diamond
>Walk around town, still diamond
>Had a solid boner for at least 2 hours
I'm not a virgin either but wtf.

>>86207535
Under the pressure of that situation, most probably don't. The best thing to do to avoid getting rock hard during sexy situations would be to deal with the prob before hand, and boners are probably just a shrug situation. Might be what has caused so many relationships in the industry after people had to do sex scenes. Gets a boner, or she gets noticeably wet and they joke about it or just meet up after the scene to fuck.

>>86222649
It was a high school drama class not a Hollywood film.

>>86213623
mmhhmmm did you sniff your fingers while you fapped in the school bathroom?
I would've. I would've sniffed them so fucking hard and long until her scent was no longer on them. if you didn't you should get the fuck off this site you normie

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>>86220860
Try edging for as long as possible next time

>>86223776
It's ok to piss against a tree, but a hard on makes the stream uncontrollable.

>>86207796
I get hard when I abuse girls.

>>86224104
Yeah the dude wasn't itching though, I'm pretty sure it was a tweaking motion. Like tightening a rusty bolt, y'know?

>>86224275
Well if i was their teacher I'd give them a C, man.

>>86210205
Reese Witherspoon has a sex scene where her nipples are visibly erect. Too lazy to find it.

>>86207535
If they have a big dick. They literally tie it down.

>>86207535
It's probably difficult to get hard when there are cameras and people everywhere. Like Violet Starr and Karlee Grey (whose assholes probably smell like roses) could try sucking my dick on camera but I'd probably stay soft.

>>86225410
for me it makes it super-focused. Like pissing a laser beam, it's great.

It's when I'm flaccid that the skin gets in the way and redirects the stream in dumb directions.

>>86223838

Degenerate

>>86207535
Is there any pornstar that looks like Nadia?

haha u talking bout willies

>>86226937
Sorry, I just can't resist a cute tummy.

I think it was george clooney who was talking about sex scenes and he told the actress "im sorry if i get an erection and i'm sorry if i don't"

>>86226945
Why?
Shannon Elizabeth has done her fair share of nude photo shoots.

>>86207535
>Listerine

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I haven't jacked off since November 16th, 2016. I know the date because that's the day I got my dream car, and I jokingly prayed that if I was able to get it I'd stop jacking off for a year.

I got the car, and the first month or two was torture. But then I just stopped caring. I'll watch porn or hentai, get a boner and everything, but never feel the urge to jack off and climax. It's really weird. I anticipate the next time I cum it'll be like maple syrup.

>>86228763
you're bound to have a wet dream any day now, anon. it'll be a memory to cherish, but it will sabotage you're one year plan.

>>86209967
>reddit spacing
>xD
xD

>>86229795
I get those starting at 1 week or so

>>86207760
I get hard reading this post about getting a boner when holding a girl's hand

>>86220860
Stop with the porn, problem solved. Worked well for me, had the same problem

>>86220860
>>86233357
I thought porn and excessive masturbation was supposed to cause the opposite problem, and make you cum too early during actual sex, not turn you into a long lasting pro.

>>86219219
>Good thing she has her boyfriend to take care of that.
based anon

>>86223202
If the reaction image and ending line didn't give it away, I think he was complaining about being hated

Learn to fucking read, asshole