What was he thinking?

ow my hand

Hand B Gon

>that was my fapping hand

>SHITTING CHRIST THAT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

>>86203467
ow or that was my jerking hand

>Cut some guys hand off
>A few seconds later tell him your his father
The FUCK was his problemo?

>>86203467
NAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>86203663
>problemo
I hear Mexico called. They want their word back!

>>86203467
He lost his only girlfriend that night.

Poor kid.

>>86203467
>I guess this makes me no hand luke now

>>86203704
>problemo
>spanish

uncultured pleb

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>>86203704
I hear the F-faggot Factory called!
They want their y-you back!

I was thinking. Anakin lost his arm in the second movie of his trilogy, and Luke lost his hand. What will Rey lose?

>>86204643
Her ovaries.

Oooooh! Why'd you slice off my hand!

>>86203612
>gets an awesome robot hand instead
Probably got a vibrating feature and jelching feature installed the lucky bastard

>>86204643
Her plot armor

>>86204643
Judging from the creativity and originality in episode VII, her hand.

>>86205587
At least the ending will be slightly different. Instead of losing a duel against a stronger force user, it's against red power rangers before falling in a trash compactor

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>>86203467
>"RECORD SCRATCH"
>"FREEZE FRAME"
>"yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how i got here"

>>86203467
Have some bad Dad Jokes

>When you try to look in your wife's purse
>This "got your nose" trick has gone horribly wrong!
>When you microwaved your flesh-light too long
>KEK LMHO!!

And he never fapped again..

>>86203467
well that came right off

>>86203855
>disfuntional nonsense
>belonging in mexico
actually sounds about right desu

>>86204643
Her finger.
Arm->hand->finger.
It's the only progression to go.

>>86203467
>When the DMT kicks in

I feel that the Original Trilogy didn't do that good a job showing how unrelentingly dickish Vader was.

Like sure they blew up a planet but that's a scale of destruction so grandiose that people can't really connect to it. I think it should have shown more that Vader really was supremely evil and that anyone short of Luke would have laughed at the idea of thinking he had good in him.

>>86211325
you didnt actually watch the movies did you

>>86203976
His wife was a faggot George.

>>86203467
You know, he could have just said yes to vader, go to train with him a little and then betray and kill him in his sleep. Fuck honor, he would have saved a lot of lifes.

>>86212579
>I don't understand how the Force works
Fucking nerf herder

>>86211325
>Vader really was supremely evil

you must be joking