I AM EVIL I AM SO FUCKING EVIL EVEN THE SPACE FEARS ME I AM

The motivation will be only slightly better than Ultron

doesn't he want to be a space wizard or something? that motivation worked for the jews

>>86198455
He'll get smashed by Galactus.
My dad works for Marvel

>>86198426
which sucks because Vulture in SM:Homecoming had a real legitimate reason to be a villain. Michael Keaton killed it but now it's back to "kill a lotta shit cause I can". The only way it will work is if they can somehow portray how he is literally trying to seduce death. That would at least be interesting.

>>86198306

Capeshit is the worst thing that happened to storytelling since humans learned to speak.

>>86198306
I AM SO EVIL THAT ops I let go of the cube

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He looks worse than Apocalypse and remember how bad that turned out?

>>86198306

He is a comic book vilain, what were you expecting?

I can see how Thanos is evil. He's constantly giving items of great power for free to other people in the movies.

>>86198306

you´re still gonna be rekt by the power of quipship

>>86198573
lol, fuck Fox. THE X-Men died in my mind with the first movie and Fox is just waving their corpses around.

>>86198929
>universe is about to get destroyed because fuck the plot and shit
>thor, iron man, starlord, rocket racoon, hulk, spider-man, loki, aunt may all say quip

>>86198536
This. Vulture was the best villain in any marvel movie so far ever

>>86198978
MCU would make deadpool pointless

>>86198306
He's not evil for the sake of it, all of the evil things he does are to impress a girl.

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>>86198306

The funny thing is he has a very unique motivation which is that he's a beta orbiter who's friendzoned by his oneitis the female personification of Death itself and is trying to get his waifu to notice him, should be very relatable to many on here.

>>86199190
What are the chances this will be an actual plot of Infinity War?

>tfw Thanos gets cucked by Galactus' BCC

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>>86198455
>>86198306
his motivation is literally that he wants to fuck pic related, I am not kidding.

>>86199285
If she's all bone, what are the tits doing there?

>>86199312
>If she's all bone
Clearly not.

>>86199075
Is that Alpha or beta?

>>86199441
Got the MCU version?

>>86199442
Beta, he's beyond desperate to get a girl's attention, if he were alpha it'd be the other way around.

>>86199441
>)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

IM GONNA FUCKING SHIT MYSELF IF THEY DO THIS IN THE MOVIE

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>>86199441
the thanoscopter better make an appearance.

>>86198970
>Not mug
Literally the worst

>>86199528
HAHAHAHAHA A LITERAL GRAPEFRUIT FROM SPACE IN TV NEWS HELICOPTER

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>>86199576
and taken in by ordinary cops.

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>>86199624
>Update

>>86199624
where's the part where the kid appears out of nowhere and just takes the cube?

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>>86199441
>cheese and crackers

>>86199528
American comics were a mistake.

>>86199233
They lose literally nothing from having Thanos being a lovestruck loser. The media is teeming with sympathetic villains these days.

You jerks have to remember that Ultron is a generic evil robot man in the comics as well as the movie even if his murderlust is for Tony instead of Pym.

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The movie better end with Thanos settling in for a rudimentary farmer life after his defeat.

>>86199775
I really hope so, it's his best ending.

>>86199441
OOPS!

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>>86199751

>>86199528
Wait.
Is he Thanos or is the helicopter called Thanos?

>>86199859
Both

>>86199842
>>86199441
The hell was up with comics back then?

>>86199441
And people say Spiderman is good with a straight face.

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remember that time aunt may fought galactus?

>>86199999
>her godly chin
also nice digits

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Darkseid is

>>86200121
beaten by batman.

>>86200121
lame

>>86200121
OOPS

>>86200121
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>86199190
have they even casted Lady Death yet?

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>>86198978
>aunt may
Legit just spit out water

>>86200228
yeah it's your mom.

>>86199923
>The hell was up with comics back then?
>back then
comics hace and always will be pure shit

>>86199923
The Comics Code Authority put a stranglehold on comics from the mid-50s up through the early 70s, going all Church Lady on their asses, so the comics rebelled in the only way they could - by making comics massively campy and perverted in ways that the code couldn't do shit about.

>>86198929
>all the Infinity Stones are mounted to the gaunt
>universe is fucked
>thanos begins powering up
>"Ooh child, things are gonna get easier..."
>"Ooh child, things'll get brighter..."
>cut to credits: full on MCU dance-off to UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE
>estimated gross: 10 billion domestic

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>>86200511

>>86199190
>>86199285
Is it confirmed that it's going to happen in the movie? Seems like those retarded concepts that work in comic books but get scrapped in the movie adaptation for how retarded it seems.

>>86200581
it's something about him wanting to die or something and it's expressed in the form of Death's personification not wanting his dick.

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>>86199775
Darkseid got it worse.

>>86200511
So you're saying the comics code authority was the best thing to happen to comic books then?

>>86199312
>that rack
I know something else that's all bone
blood rushed to my reproductive organ and now I have an erection

>>86200673
KEK

>>86198306
I remmeber when his dopey face first got revealed at the end of whatever movie that was. All my insufferebale nurd friends were all "OH MY GOOAAWWD!!! POOPOOPEEPEEPOOPOOPOOPOO XD XD XD XDDDX X DDDDD"

I was like "He looks stuipid." I'm sure I lost a lot of "nerd points" that day.

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>>86200538

>>86200730
>trying to look cool when you were already retarded and pleb enough to go watch a marvel movie in the first place
Dumbass.

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>>86200581
Hes going to want to fuck Cate Blanchett's Hela character (aka Goddess of Death). I will kill half the universe for a chance to fuck this fine ass bitch too.

>>86200673
>Thanos moves on from super villainy and intergalactic conquest
>Humbles himself and lives an honest and good life as a farmer as an offering for the woman he once loved
>Darseid never learns his lesson
>Lives as a self-important trash trying to take over a local mickey D's

Really got me thinkin'

>>86200818
>mickey D's
Is this how americans call it?

>>86200805

I was just about to ask if cate's character is the same death that thanos wants.

Thought it would be silly to have the 2 different deaths

>>86200682
Best and worst.

>>86200846
Yes

>>86200751
kek

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The cool thing about Darkseid is that in the comics he tried to conquer Earth slowly through weird Theme Parks, Burger Joints, TV stations, Churchs, and so on. Basically, he tried to take over through the culture using the media and consumer products.

Now, i'm not saying Darkseid is an evil JEW or COMMIE, but you know...

Dark Systemic exertion intolerance disease

>>86201115
I kind of suspect that the DCEU Darkseid is already going to know the Anti-Life Equation. He might even *be* the equation.

>>86198306

>characters that are evil for the sake of evil are any more asinine than characters who are good for the sake of good

>>86198547

the earliest human stories were capeshit ya dingus

>>86201567
the thing is, he's not, his motivation is wanting to fuck a literal skeleton.

>>86201623

You've seen the film? Because if you haven't I hope you're not implying comic book movies never deviate from the source material.

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>>86200121
>>86200673

>>86199923
You should see the sjw trash they sell nowadays, >>86199441 this shit at least has conflict and action

>>86201601
Bravo Cro Magnon

>>86204295
And people still buy it?