Would you enjoy having Hank as a dad?

>>86195779
i can't watch that show

hank sounds too much like me dad but he died years ago

>being forced to grow up in a flyover shithole next to a right-wing conspiracy theorist, a half-retarded inbred redneck and a problematic, womanizing hick piece of shit
>never getting to experience the cultural diversity of places like NYC or LA

Fuck no.

>>86195779
I wouldn't do anything that would piss him off and they look like they live happily so sure, why not

>>86195779
Hell no, I couldn't identify and bond with him over literally ANY congruent interests.

Hank would probably be a good dad. Peggy would be a terrible mother.

I'd suck dicks just to spite him

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Hank was my dad but without the narcissism that made him put his son down unconsciously

>>86195855
>cultural diversity of places like NYC or LA

this made me throw up in my mouth a little bit

Texas is arguably the most wholesome place in America, if i absolutely had to live in your shithole of a country then i would choose Texas because it is most like home, if i had to have a father other than my excellent father well then yes i could succeed to some enjoyment having Hank as a dad, though i would become disappointed at the times that he failed as a man, my own father was more like the cotton minus the stupidity and plus the knees

Hank is the worst blend of tyrannical and pathetic, I'd rather have Cotton as my dad since at least I'd have my shit together.

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>>86197023
Kentucky > Texas

I already live in a flyover state. It's great, and quiet. Hank seems like he'd be a pretty nice dad. Peggy is the worst though.

hank would be significantly better than my real dad. fucking darth vader would be better than my real dad.

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Yes. It would be nice to have a dad in my life...

>>86197023
>Texas us arguably the most wholesome place in America

lmao which aint saying much, place is full of spics and niggers, and central texas is a DEFCON: Portland level cancer that is rapidly spreading. fuck this place, america is a mulatto cesspool and yuropoors were right about the brazilesque united states of darkie americoon

t. one of the few actually white humans left in USA

>>86197110
ok, what are some shows/movies that give me the real Kentucky experience?

>>86197417
hmm that's a shame but know that i will always envision the Texas of old

what is in your opinion the most wholesome town left in your country, if there is one?

>>86197203
Heh... I'd rather have Chainsaw Masscre or even Andriod 9 as my dad............ heh....... my dad made me go to church and i told him i wont fall for that stupid bullshit......

>>86197418
True Detective

>>86197110
this also Pennsylvania and West Virginia

>>86197203
CRAWLING

>>86197594
seen it, wasn't it set in Louisiana?

>>86197417
mexicans really aren't that bad overall

>>86195855
>>never getting to experience the cultural diversity of places like NYC or LA

Man, you sound like alittle faggot.

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>>86197783

>>86197724
Yes they are.

>>86197724
This. Mexicans recently replaced my roof and did a really good job. There aren't that many races I would trust to do that.

>>86197558
>envision the Texas of old

there isn't one, america has always been a hotbed of mongrel degeneracy. there's a reason europeans always looked down on this country, the idea of "white america" is hilarious, it never was.

t.b.h. I'm just shitposting a bit though. I don't actually care about MUH HERITAGE yurotards who are being invaded by their own stupidity, and USA is still one of the top countries on earth. the idea of "wholesome" towns here is a bit much though. if you want to live somewhere white (which everybody with money or a brain does, despite what they claim their politics are) then you'd best head somewhere cozy like montana where even the largest cities are 90%+ white. alaska is alright but expensive as hell, but then again that's a good buffer. too cold though.

>>86197203
I almost choked on my food from laughing at that, fuck.

>>86197110
Kentucky is shit, but I'm from Louisville which is barely Kentucky.

>>86197846
>alaska is alright but expensive as hell
why is alaska expensive? I kind of want to live there

>>86197846
montana looks like some mighty fine land, i come from mountain country myself. i'm a bit apprehensive about the name (wiki says it's just spic for mountain) but i suppose america is the land of diversity

>>86195855

yeah but dat Luanne tho

>>86195779
Truthfully I'd rather have "Dale" as my "Dad." I'm all about the Ayylmao.

>>86198140
reminder that brittany murphy (VA of luanne) who would have been a classic /tv/ waifu if she was still alive and kinda was on /b/ back in the day, died in 2009 under mysterious circumstances.

RIP

>>86198477
;_;

>>86195779
Sure sounds like a sweeter deal than being an ugly bastard with no parents at all.

>>86198477
>>86198513
>In December 2009, Murphy died of pneumonia at the age of 32. When her widower Simon Monjack died from the same illness six months later, the Los Angeles County Department of Health Services considered toxic mold in their home as a possible cause for their deaths, but this was dismissed by the Coroner's Office. In 2011, Murphy's mother Sharon filed a lawsuit against the attorneys who represented her in an earlier suit against the builders of the home where her daughter and son-in-law died.

why did (((they))) kill her, /tv/?

>>86198045
It's isolated and almost everything needs to be imported, which is expensive and brings the price of everything up.

>>86198589
She was too pure for this world, and they didn't want the perfect Harley Quinn.

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>>86198589
There's no time to explain how it wasn't my fault!

>>86195855
>Cultural diversity
You mean like the diversity all those european women are experiencing thanks to leftist cucks like you wanting open borders so 3rd world subhumans can come here and commit more crime?

>>86199031
>people are responding to this b8

dammit bobby this thread is about kang of the hill

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>>86199031

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>>86199135
>that pic

>>86197689
IN MY CRAWLSPACE THESE WOUNDS PROBABLY WILL HEAL SOON ENOUGH

>>86197979
Lexington and Louisville faggots need to get the fuck out of my state

>>86197717
Fuck I guess so, I do remember there being a detective show or something based on Kentucky... I don't know. The walking dead comics start in Kentucky but that's all I know

>>86199135
Its funny because most gun crime and violent crime in general is caused by blacks.

But ayyyyy lmao lets import blacks who aren't even from a civilized nation. And put all our tax money towards paying them to illegally come here and have 20 kids. Cucks gonna cuck I guess.

>>86195779
Hell no. All Cowboys fans are huge faggots.

My Dad looks near identical to Hank Hill, it's uncanny.

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>>86195832

>>86195779
he cockblocked Bobby during the boy band episode and when he was alone with a qt for 7min in Heaven
Although, i would like him to teach me to play football and help me get laid in highschool

>>86197594
JUSTIFIED
>tfw you will never leave Harland alive ;___;

>>86199864
This, my step dad has completely given up on his marriage, working 26 hours vs my mom's 60+ and being a distant gamer spending more time playing CoD zombies than with his wife or biological daughter.

Divorce will come soon.

>>86196025
This. Peggy tries her best, but lord does she ever need to check her ego at the door.

>>86195779
No, he's a drawing.

>>86200012
>help me get laid in highschool
Hank is bad with women.

>>86197418
just go to a KFC

>>86199864
I live in south Texas, in my experience Cowboy fans are exclusively spics while Houston Texans fans are generally white

>>86200443
he'll recruit Boomhower senpai

>>86197059
>tfw your Bing Bing Cotton will never buy you a prostitute
jdimsa

>>86195779
Enjoy, probably not. But I'll tell you this much, hank would raise a boy right... if he was halfway attentive he'd grow up with automotive skill, carpentry skill, hunting/outdoor skills, and a passion for hard work.

Basically, that's the type of parenting that would raise a man. My apathetic parents didn't teach me shit and were as out of my life as possible. That's probably why I was a degenerate fuckup growing up. I righted myself in adulthood, but I can't imagine how much farther I'd have gone with some discipline and parents sorting me out when I fucked up.

I'm a bit envious of people with parents that give a shit. Even if they are a bit overbearing.

Now, I notice all the kids that had parents like Hank that wouldn't let them party and get high and made them keep their grades good, have turned out to be doctors/lawyers/engineers.... and here I am, a lowly blue collar grunt.

>>86200012
Bobby had a natural charm around girls. Regardless of his faults, just bee yurself :)

>>86197717
Fuck, >>86200155 was what I was thinking of

I basically did wish he had been more involved. he was in the same home as my mother just not really involved in anything other then bitching about bills.

>>86195779
My dad is already a lot like Hank except he's into UFC instead of football and he likes Hitler.

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>>86201354
hank hill

>>86199031
>literally all it takes to trigger /pol/
Clockwork

>>86195779
Yea, Hank was reasonable and fair. Plus he actually cared for his family despite their faults.

>>86202294
>Son... You've got a lot of wabi sabi.

It was nice that Hank cared for them no matter how they acted or what they did.

>>86199135
FUCK GUNS AND FUCK WHITE PEPO!

>>86200876
Boomhauer is bad with keeping women

>>86204415
>keeping women
THAT BOY AIN'T RIGHT

>>86197979
Louisville is alright: I'm living there for school, so long as you stay the fuck out of the west side its breddy gud

>>86198665
you dont pay taxes though. you actually get paid to live there since its oil country

>>86204192
>being this mad
>it's okay when America commits acts of terror because whatabout Muslims??

>>86195855
>four retards replied to this post
fucking summerfags

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>it's a bull rebels episode

Having Hank as a father would have been great
Having Peggy as a mother would have been terrible

>>86195779
No. Living in Texas is too much hell.

Unless I get married.

>>86199889
I do not understand his haircut, post real haircut

>>86201065
hank his good at wood work, that's all

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>>86195779
Of course. Who wouldn't?

>>86200249
Yeah that sounds like Hank.

>>86195779
Maybe not "enjoy" but I'd have probably turned out better.

>>86200249
this stepdad is alpha

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>>86195855
>Everyone falling for this b8

What the fuck happened to this place? "Problematic" should be your first clue, and the flags only explode from there. Are /pol/fags really so retarded that they get so angry at the implication of anything left that they can't tell when its obvious shitposting? I've been noticing this more and more. Seriously, you guys are a bunch of normalfags with extreme right wing views. Lurk more or get out.

>>86199864

atleast Hank would have stayed :'(

>>86195779
my dad was a mix between dale and hank but far more much more of an alcoholic than either. i miss him and i wish i could've done more to get him to stop drinking

No, he was too beta

>>86208148
The guy knew how to take care of a lawn, fix up a car, and had extensive knowledge in propane and propane accesories. On top of this, he raised a pretty decent family. He knew his shit, Anon.

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cuckoldry and foot fetishism

hank deals with his problems by ''kicking asses'', but resorting to violence to deal with life is just stupid

>>86209665
but hes not wrong tho

>>86195855
Bill was a total chad before the military supplements fucked with his brain. This is canonotical.

A List of who I want to meet in heaven after Jesus.

1. Michael Jackson
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Houdini

>>86210195
>t. Neanderthal
If you aren't intelligent enough to talk yourself out of situations, then you need to remove yourself from the gene pool.

>>86195855
This but unironically.

>>86210995
We get it, you want the thread bumped.