>What's this? A ranger caught off his guard?

based arwen

tfw no elf lover

>>86195481
>being an elf
thats cheating

>implying based Aragorn didnt let himself get caught you could even say it was part of this master plan

>tfw you will never get caught jerking off by arwen
>tfw she will never rape you for being a bad boy

Did she have Boots of Elvenkind? Is that how she snuck up on Aragorn so easily?

>>86196406
Arwen?

>>86195481
This scene never made any sense. How is a blade to the throat a threat when it (looks) to be a single edged weapon, therefore the soft, edgeless spine is touching his throat? I get she could dig upwards with the tip but it just always seems really awkward

>>86196546
>tfw that only gives you +5 to Acrobatics in PF

>>86196406
He's a big guy

Aragorn and Arwen just like a little swordplay.

>>86196605
yeah he's like 6'6

>>86196560
Its probably because she never intended to actually hurt him

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>>86196552
She's a big girl

>>86196560
Because she's his gf and didn't actually wanted to kill him, same reason when my gf wants to startle me she hits me with both thumbs in my ribs instead of stabbing me in the throat with her glass nail file

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>>86196678
> he doesn't get murdered by his gf

>>86196626
>Arwen with a long and thick femenine penis like Criss Strokes
Fuck you, now I have to fap

>>86196678
>glass nail file
wut?

>>86196775
for filing glass nails

>>86196628
How can hobbits even compete?

>>86196647
Awkward = Ugly

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>>86196775
nail files made of glass

I thought it was hobbits that were supposed to be super stealthy in LOTR.

>>86196959
did you see the hobbits in the scene?
didnt think so

>>86196935
That looks incredicle dangerous.

>>86196560
Look up play fighting virgin.

>>86196678
Or smothers you with her 200lb arm.

>>86196980
Come on, you must be at least a little annoyed at how Hackson's elves literally stole one of the key characteristic traits of hobbits.

>>86196678
kek

>>86197053
it was always and elf trait too tho

>>86196989
I guess that's why she doesn't stab him with it

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>>86195481
>quick, cast a classic beauty for the perfect love interest
>i know, liv tyler!
What asshole thought this was a good idea?

>>86197092
Yeah but hobbits are supposed to be the best at it.

>>86197152
so we need an elfscouter to measure sneak levels

>>86197053

Elves were always more stealthy than Hobbits.
Elves generally were just better than everyone at everything. Oh Dwarves were super good at making weapons and armor? Well guess who's better? Elves. Oh Hobbits are quit? Guess who's quieter? Elves. Humans are good at fighting, well guess.. etc.

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>>86197151

She was beautiful in that movie and looked elvish.

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>>86196678
>she hits me with both thumbs in my ribs

Like pic related?

Is your fat ugly bitch retarded too?

>>86197231
lol elves are beta bitches
>muh armor muh gil-galad muh giving up
piss off

>>86197270
She's breddy ugly tbqhwu

>>86197231
>Hobbits are quit? Guess who's quiter?

>>86197231
well, the trade off is that they are stuck up cunts so its fair

>>86196647
wow ellen page looks damn good

>>86197212
Gollum was a hobbit and evaded the attention of Mordor for hundreds of years.

>>86197231
Elves aren't as good at mining and architecture as dwarves. They're not as good at dying as Men. They're not as good at thieving and sneaking as Hobbits.

Why deny Hackson's fanwankery anon.

>>86197343
She looks like a midget Rachel Ray impersonator.

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>>86197310
ur a fagt

>>86197299

>Gil-galad was an Elven-king.
>Of him the harpers sadly sing;
>the last whose realm was fair and free
>between the Mountains and the Sea.

>His sword was long, his lance was keen.
>His shining helm afar was seen;
>the countless stars of heaven's field
>were mirrored in his silver shield.

>By ship came Muslims, blacks as well
>To turn Middle Earth into a hell
>But Gil-galad's sword was firm in hand
>To protect whites in their own land

>>86196560
Consider this, you're alone in the dark and suddenly you feel that unmistakable sensation of cold steel being pressed against your throat

Edge or no edge, you'd freak the fuck out

>>86197356
>Elves aren't as good at mining and architecture as dwarves
Actually...read the Silmarillion. Dwarves were fapping like crazy when they saw Menegroth and Thingol's architecture and jewelry

>>86197525

I think he's saying he knows they were in the books but Jackson didn't translate it properly into the films.

>>86197525
> Sindarin Elves.

Ancient Super-Elves don't count.

>>86197525
>Dwarves were fapping like crazy when they saw Menegroth and Thingol's architecture and jewelry

So, tileguy is a dwarf? Huh, now we're getting somewhere!

>>86197522
Neckbarfs all have a mighty coat of hair and wouldn't feel it. And let's face it, lotr thread, all neckbros ITT.

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>>86196678
kek

>>86197482
>>>/pol/

The west will never be what it once was. give it up, its already over

>>86197478
t. literal homosexual

I always get choked up at the end when she tries to bow because he's the king now but he wont let her bow and kisses her instead. Gets me every time. And I'm a big strong heterosexual man with a beard. The whole coronation scene actually gets me right in the feels every time.

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>>86197151
Maybe cause I watched the movies when I was 15, but I thought she was cast perfectly.

>>86197808
>>86197674
>>86197054
I don't get the joke, what did I miss?

>>86197742

>The old wisdom that was borne out of the West was forsaken. Kings made tombs more splendid than houses of the living and counted old names in the rolls of their descent dearer than the names of sons. Childless lords sat in aged halls musing on heraldry, in secret chambers withered men compounded strong elixirs, or in high cold towers asked questions of the stars. . And so the people of Gondor fell into ruin. The line of Kings failed, the White Tree withered, and the rule of Gondor was given over to lesser men.`

Almost as though he saw the future.

>>86198039
Guy samefagging the fact that 2 anons believe that a girlfriend startles him. When it's really grandma or uncle Don.

>>86198092

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCF0NWWuXsk

>>86198227
Why couldn't you just tell us to skip to that part? You know we all have a copy playing 24/7.

>>86198558

I didn't want to presume.