I ain't no bitch, chef.

Fuck the cameras.

>>86184466
>Ramsay is disgusted by this mans breath and the mould on his teeth and proceeds to lecture him on why hes a walking health hazard and should be shut down

Loved this ep.

>>86184466
Link?

>>86184466
This is pure gold. Too much rap songs.

>>86184466
>It's been 8 years

>>>/ck/

>doesn't back up at all
The moment I learned that Gordon Ramsay actually has balls

THIS FOOKEN BASS IS FOOKEN RAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

The guy was a retard. Gordon asked him to name the two contestants for possible termination off the show. He refuses to do so, saying the two people he chose can speak for themselves. Gordon gets anger. Retard then only names one of them. Goes all spastic on Gordon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8EtoWMGAtg

Fight starts at 2:10

>>86184466
Who was in the wrong here?

>>86188376
Gordon was the bitch here. He could have allowed the nominees to step forward themselves. They knew who they were.

>>86188344
anyone know where i can find a reality tv sound effects pack?

there is something so funny about the way they edits these

File: 1502227901376.jpg (159KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 750x1000px

>>86188344
>Ramsay doesn't even flinch
>gets BTFO without Ramsay even having to raise his voice
>looks like a complete ass on national TV
kek. Wonder what happened to him after this episode aired.

>>86188720
>Wonder what happened to him after this episode aired.
He is >>86188479

>>86188479
>gordon asks a simple question
>dude refuses to answer it repeatedly
Ramsay's attitude is an act for the cameras anyways. If the guy had been a little respectful things would have been different.

This shit is so fake.

>>86189159
That's why I like master chief Ramsey better. Hells kitchen Ramsey was amazing but after awhile it got old

File: archo1.jpg (47KB, 490x480px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 490x480px

>>86188344
Those sound effects

>>86184466
Watch the step

>>86189707
>Master Chef Ramsay
The fucking bald dude on there is such a fucking cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds63tsJscK0

Wasn't there some guy who bumped into Ramsay and fell on his fat ass and then sued Fox for it? I remember this shit so vividly but I can't find shit on google.

File: Ramsay Lobster.png (1MB, 900x601px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 900x601px

Do Brits not devein their shrimp/lobster?

>>86190269
Shrimps here are little brows things that are ate whole (hence the name shrimp meaning small). Prawns above a certain size get de-veined. Never cooked a lobster but it'd be getting the guts and shit bag taken out if I did.

File: 1371142285126.jpg (15KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 500x333px

>>86189869
>I never even heard of a sausage roll until five minutes ago

>>86190796
hell I'm just learning what a sausage is right now

>>86188344
SKREEEEEEEEOOOOONCH

Why don't they just call him Gordon? Is chef a rank in burgerland or something?

>>86190855
Its a title like doctor. Calling him Chef Ramsay is just respectful.

>>86190836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ

>>86189869
masterchef was fucking crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yox3-U7r_i8

>>86188344
How can these guys mouth off on a TV competition like that? Was he hoping for a "Someone finally stood up to me. You have my respect" out of Gordo?

File: COME ERE.jpg (34KB, 414x381px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 414x381px

>tfw watched UK kitchen nightmares and now i can't watch the US shows, even if i just want to turn my brain off

>>86190855
Respect is a big deal in the food industry.

>>86190855
you do know a chef is, right

>>86193038
know what*

>>86186436
He has a group of security guards that'll jump in the moment things get too heated, what is there to be afraid of?

>>86190855
It's a rank in restaurants all across the world. Obviously not Burger King though.

>>86192561
>everyday someone has to say UK is better than US
>everyday, we ignore the fuckers
The most exciting parts are in US. The first season of UK had some rather hohum experiences. Not because it didn't have music or tension, just simply the cooks were so bad in England that even Gordon couldn't commit. Look at the episode with spoiled muscles.
I like BOTH countries' versions for different reasons but UK had a number of bumps.
At least Americans didn't roll over. I can't even say they were the dumbest though some of them were amazingly dumb.

>>86192561
On top of being way more "reality TV" in terms of style, the US version has way more starfuckers who want to get on TV and look good for the camera. Like in that one restaurant with the cute black waitress, Gordon's talking to her at the beginning and the bartender randomly comes over to take his fork just so he can say "I hope you can make some sense of this shit" for the camera.

File: 13886215990013.png (231KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 400x400px

>>86193245
>everyday, we ignore the fuckers

>Americans don't realise the Bridish actually have awful manners

>>86193372
>ignore YOU fuckers
Yeah. Are you the same posters? Are you upset at the lack of (You)'s? I decided to oblige because your bait was over the top this time.

File: hmmm.png (4KB, 165x276px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 165x276px

>>86193441
not a bright one are you

>>86184466
This is typical bullcrap show. Everything is fake and actors. Anyone who does not see this is a brain dead gullible lemming.

>>86193484
Just say what you want, and lose the ironic greentext.

>>86188344
This literally makes no sense, why is he doing that

>>86193532
Think he's from New Jersey. They are famous for being dumbfucks.

File: image.jpg (79KB, 687x539px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 687x539px

>>86188344
>Watch your step

>>86188344
I love it. Gordon is a master.
>when he cowers, Gordon intensifies and escalates to control the situation
>when he lashes out, Gordon goes cold and calm to provide a contrast from the guy, highlighting what a maniac he's being

>>86184466
Do you feel in charge, chef?

>>86193708
End of the day, I have to respect Gordon. He does so much stuff I dislike but he truly is a good person, with good goals and truly wants to help.
I can't even say I dislike the overdramatic shit.

Do people like MasterChef though? It felt too douchebaggy, even for me.

File: marco-pierre-white-213891262.jpg (34KB, 615x409px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 615x409px

>>86192561

the fucking australian HK just started this week and got shit reviews and panned calling for Ramsay

because it was Marco Pierre from the UK version filled with SJW bullshit

with great content like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HylEb2HRGCg&feature=youtu.be&t=9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnP4ApEOiU&feature=youtu.be&t=30

>>86193755
Yeah, that one episode in Paris with amazing restaurant and great chef but absolute shit head owner who ha rich daddy was really something.

Gordon actually hired the chef himself when the bitch got bored and closed restaurant after all his help.

File: q5134.jpg (34KB, 468x358px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 468x358px

>*bleep* him, *bleep* him

>>86193245
It's not about manufactured "excitement" it's about cuisine, decor and improving the business.
Americans are fucking brain dead if they need all the fake drama in order to watch a reality tv show.

Gordon has balls of steel, watch some of the running kitchen in prison.

>>86193954
Most reality shows are boring and no one should watch them. If they make people watch it by making it fake drama, then good for them.

>>86193759
Marco would fit in just fine in a Piraotes of the Caribbean movie

>>86194013
That's the opposite of right.

l

>>86194169
Eh, half right. The forced drama didn't make US Kitchen Nightmares great. It was the people and the bullshit.
The Americans fight back, they have more variety in restaurants, more personality, more foods, etc. England was very one note. Sure, it's more respectful.

>>86193759
People prefer UK Hell's kitchen OVER US? The conflicts are so fucking gay, the people are horribly boring.

>>86194260
Loud Americans and camera whores are the opposite of entertainment. I'ts more like an ordeal.

>>86193518
Joseph? That you?

>>86194013

its hilarious that these dumb ass fucking brits act like Gordon didnt do this shit 20 years ago on the BBC in the 90s which is when he first got famous

the entire reason the cameras where there was because he acted like this before they were around

and he acts that way because every major chef in france acts that way, like Marco who he trained under

File: pepe_cheeky.png (8KB, 473x500px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 473x500px

>>86184739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUG6_YPuAV4

>>86194332
>camera whores opposite of entertainment
Right now, we can tell you will argue any point to avoid admitting you're wrong.

>>86194332
The very very worse reality shows are European based. Divorce reality shows, family conflict reality shows. They exist in America but not to this number. I wish I could give more examples but you only think American tv shows the most dramatic.

>>86186436
Have you ever tried being a man? Everyone is scared, including Chef Ramsay or Mike Tyson. It's what you choose to endure that defines you or makes your inner voice call you a pussy to your dying day.

>>86188344

But didn't he answer to question? Why was Ramsay questioning him?

>>86194539
I hate most Uk reality tv shows aswell. Say Gold Rush for instance,they should just give us the facts and figures of day to day maintenance and gold earned.
They start inserting fake arguments and fights, just fucks up the whole thing for no reason.

File: hqdefault.jpg (7KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 480x360px

>>86193245
>spoiled muscles


Haha!

>>86194681
Wait till you see Gypsy related tv shows. I know some of them across over to America, but holy fucking shit... Gypsy wedding, Gypsy school, etc.

JUST THINK: There will BE muslim reality shows soon.

>>86188720
He OD'd look it up

>>86194812
FUCK. I mean mussels.
It's been a long day.

>>86184660
>needs a team of bodyguards
>makes vague insults to someone's character because he's not a man who can man up after shit talking people for hours
>spends 90% of all his shit shows telling people to make shit fresh and simplier menus
>proceeds to have ready made meals

>literally bodyguards coming out of woodwork second anyone gets in his face

lol okay

>>86194966
That's the bodyguards' job; he didn't call for them.

>>86194966
Body guards are for the contestants' protection.

>>86194966
>never been on a tv/film set before

I saw his Facebook profile. He's a retard irl.

>>86194966
>>needs a team of bodyguards

His insurance policy probably stipulates that he have them.

File: enormous-man-20090319062657557-000.jpg (39KB, 480x288px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 480x288px

>>86195174
>Protection? I don't need protection.
>Not for you. Protection for them.

>>86195317
Herman in accounting has security. Why? Don't ask why, security is present in almost every job or business now. As it should be.

>>86188720
Ugunggggffff!

>>86193708
Dude worked FOR Marco Pierre, a legitimate psycho, he's used to it and paid his dues.

>>86188479
eyyy smartass, i asked u to tell me

>>86192498
Yes

File: 1450670919290.png (6KB, 358x291px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 358x291px

>>86193759
>I will deal with you... in my own time
Also
>learn context
I want him to say nigger. I want him to start a controversy so that anyone can use that word in the non-derogatory sense.

>>86188344
hm im never seen the uncensored version

thanks anon

>*real soft sultry voice*
>"fuck the cameras"

>>86195477
aware me on marco

>>86189707
My favourite is the early episodes of the F-word when he has actual young chefs in his kitchen, you can see he's tough but also fair and very keen on making them reach their full potential.

>>86195566
marco is one of the original 'celebrity chefs'

renowned for his temper

gordon trained under him and reportedly marco broke him down and made him cry like a bitch in one situation

you can actually see gordon in teh background of some of these clips which are pure food kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqU30Qiju0c

he doesnt flip out as much or play it up like Gordon but you can tell he's got a raging temper beneath the surface

File: Capture.png (188KB, 614x337px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 614x337px

>>86194852
Why are you lying on the internet?

>>86195557
Whose side am I supposed to take? Some say Pikey isn't derogatory and he deserved it, others say Pirate fag is being a fuckward for no reason.
Uneducated, I say the manager is the bastard.
>He said bad words
>I'll fucking eff you up
>wow, that's not the right answer
>GET OUT
but I really don't know these words.

>>86195566
>>86195663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tglNuzSuOMU

Probably a lot of the same clips but what irks me is that you can clearly tell he really tries to keep it cool for the camera and not exaggerate like Ramsay does, which to me means he completely loses it when they do turn off the cameras.

>>86195714
I really don't care I just want him or anybody else use the word nigger and defend it with the "context" defense. I actually would like to see an open discourse about that shit.

>>86193759
>gay - good as you
Noice

>>86195674
Someone edit this to say "and is currently not a bitch".

>>86194839
I've saw many of the English ones, think I've seen a few American ones. Gypsies are always bullshitting so that's a different genre.

>>86195763
>many people have condemned me for being controversial. i was never controversial. as ive always said, most of my reputation is a product of exaggeration and ignorance

>did i shout? yes i did. but i led from the front. i nailed my colors to the mast. i fought for my profession.

>if you're going to be a rebel, make sure you win. if you're going to be a revolutionary, then fight for what you truly believe in. that's all i ever did. and the boys behind me, they followed me

>>86195763
>Dumps a David Bowie song in
I love David Bowie, but fuck, why does British TV suck so hard sometimes. It might be an older thing, true, but they do this shit so often. Saw WAY too many biographies that dump in random songs. People complain that Suicide Squad and similar films did these pop music references but nothing compares to British shit.

OF course, my favorite documentary was full of them.

>>86195763
>Marco Pierre taught Ramsay
Wow. My respect for Ramsay skyrocketed. I was too young to notice.
Yea, fuck Marco and good job Ramsay. I can't believe anyone likes that wanker Marco.

>>86195081
>>86195174
>>86195240
>>86195317
>all these cucks defending scared little british twat who makes living off shittalking and cant take what he dishes out

yessir two bags more, probably hurt your cucked british pride, go suck off a mudslime's cock

>>86195916
>cant take what he dishes out

when did that happen precisely?

>>86194013
like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI

>>86196038
Yea...

>>86196038
>this is the second time I saw a clip from this show
>literally identical the first one I saw
So it's confirmed. 100% fake.

>>86196097
I posted this before I saw her getting knocked out of the parking lot.
Fuck, this is kino.

>>86196097
wow no way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HiUFKyf5i4

>>86196038
One of the comments is from mans1ay3r.
Worth it.

>>86195916
>>86195955
Not the same anon, but i remember there was a comedy show where they mock him first by basically repeating his insults to him verbatim he was so angry he got up and walked off the set and then by pointing out he didn't save any of the restaurants because customers saw how shit the restaurants were and were afraid to eat there.

>>86196133
Sorry, I'm not a master of these shows. I don't follow them.

>>86194966
Joseph pls

File: Laughter.jpg (64KB, 273x181px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 273x181px

>>86188344
WATCH THE STEP

>>86193759
The guy actually made Ramsay cry, what kind of torture does it take to do that?

>>86188491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-n1Iytpipw

File: 1502146634486.png (5KB, 218x160px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 218x160px

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Recipes/kitchen-nightmares-participant-joe-cerniglia-commits-suicide/story?id=11744484

>"Your business is about to f***ing swim down the Hudson," Ramsay said. "Why did you become a chef-owner if you haven't a clue how to run a business?"
>In a cruel bit of irony, Cerniglia's body was found floating in the Hudson river.

Do you think he went too far?

File: 1376066253434.png (42KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 300x300px

>>86188344
is it stagged i cant fuckin tell

>>86196133
this is actually fucking hilarious

>>86188344
Ramsay was shook asf!

File: 1473742790305.jpg (74KB, 400x387px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 400x387px

>>86194394
pretty cheeki indeed

>>86194542
some of us don't need to try

>>86193759

wtf happened to MPW, he looks like a fucking cook at a pitstop resto

>>86194542
Some of us are pussies by nature.

File: 1497846344361.png (66KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 1000x1000px

>>86200174
>good looking
>cute wife
>said ramsay saved his restaurant

>kills himself

>>86193508

so the part where most of them are working for legit resturants, including season 10 winner who is literally now his person running his entire organization of resturants is all a big ruse right?

>>86198654

anyone seeing a 3 star michelin chef make robo mash would probably weep, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tglNuzSuOMU&feature=youtu.be&t=409

>>86195819

>i wont be gay, good as you
>ill be bay, better than you

what did he mean by this?

>>86201772
textbook clinical depression

>>86195477
>>86195566
>>86195663
>>86195763
>>86193759
>>86195557
>>86195566
>>86195909
>>86198654
>>86201071


marco did blow michelin the fuck out during this great documentry, also the guy right after him too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f-j1ctaQqw&feature=youtu.be&t=1021

>>86184466
>all the fucking ramseycucks cocklickers
I loved this shit, he acted like a scared ass bitch and his fags make up the cheesiest shit to save face.

>>86203026
Don't you have a "job" to go to Joseph?

>>86203241
keep cucking

>oh my gosh how dare some guy give back the attitude they receive!
>ramsay could fuck my ass all day!! ple-please??

>>86203345
kek do you try to reprimand your boss when he calls you out for fucking up?

I'm not really a big fan of reality TV, but I'm seeing clips from Hotel Hell and it's like Gordon is a goddamn Phantom Thief

>>86195663
>>86195566
>>86195909
>>86195557
>>86193759
>>86198654
>>86202476
>>86195763
You have to realize where Marco is coming from, everything went to shit for him after his mother died of brain tumor when he was 6 and his dad discipline him 24/7 didn't take shit from his son, he basically didn't have a childhood

>>86193759
I watched the first episode of the australian HK and it was shit, there was way too much filler (they described the dishes multiple times and made commercial break cliffhangers out of literally nothing and didn't even bother addressing/resolving them directly after the break)
Not to mention the fact that all of the contestants are D-list celebrities rather than people with actual cooking ability and all the food is premade, they're literally cooking premade bags of food and that's it
Plus they're doing a master chef style cookoff eliminations rather than it just being marco instantly kicking out whoever he thought was the worst that night

It does literally everything worse than the original

File: 1502168187420.png (299KB, 329x374px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 329x374px

>>86188344
So much secondhand embarrassment for this guy.
>look at me, i'm standing up to Gordan Ramsey wooo
>i'm gonna be famous now
>ends up looking like a complete asshole and is immediately forgotten about

>>86196038
Been too damn long since I've seen this. Bernice is at that final-boss level of Reality TV.

>>86193759
What the fuck, was all that controversy started all because he said "gay people often have the same look"? Fucking insane, you cant say ANYTHING about non-straight white males thats not complete praise

>>86188344
Note at 3:00 when gordon walks off he tries to hide a smile. kek.

File: 1501154243946.jpg (96KB, 625x625px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 625x625px

>>86195081
>okay so heres your job, and what i expect you to do for the money i pay you
>WOAH THERE I DIDNT ASK YOU TO DO THA-

>marco pierre white gave up his restaurants because he realized he was killing himself in the kitchen just to be judged by people less knowledgeable than himself

unironically made me think

>>86184660
It's all staged, if it was actually bad they would never be aired.

>>86212879
this

kinda disappointed in /tv/ that they would consider any part of reality tv to be genuine

>>86188344
I can see myself doing this

>>86190269
they're not allowed to eat shellfish. It is considered an "abomination to Allah"