ITT: relationships women will never understand

>>86182455
Just watched this last night. They really do make Sam the hero of the movie.

>>86182455
lol women also have women friends

>>86182512
>roastie thinks

um, okay sweetie

>>86182455
they were gay right?

>>86182455
she understands. you want some gai to SHARE THE LOAD all over your face. fag.

>>86182550
I think the only things that werent in that movie were the trees.

come to think of it they were kinda gay too

It's like a little kid with no friends wrote about what he thinks a friend might be like

>>86182455
What's taters?

>>86182550
t. woman

Find me 1 (ONE) Woman who understood Dunkirk.

Unironically guardians of the galaxy 2

>>86182512
most of the beta faggots here probably hung around with girls

we all know they'll turn on their best friends as soon as they've left the room

>>86182643
OMG are you serious?

PO-TAT-OES

I mean come on. You can boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

>>86182678

Some older women, maybe. A 20 year old girl? No chance

>>86182455
they were closeted homosexuals. whats to understand?

>>86182844
Hey faggot! They're not gay! They're hobbits.

>>86182455
that cuck ending thou..

>>86182512
No they don't, they have temporary allies or companions. They will turn on each other at the drop of a hat.

Notice there is no girl-code.

>>86182512

Men who think women have the same kind of relationship as they do with their male friends are extreme shut-ins

>>86182455
>A tale of friendship over differing social classes forged into an unbreakable bond by overcoming adversity together, based on Tolkien's own WWI experiences where sons of peasants and nobles fought and died together in the trenches
>"Lol I ship them so hard! xD look at my yaoi fanart of them" - average female
Spot on OP.

>>86182796
My mom is fifty and she didn't understand anything that was happening. She's educated too. It was so strange to see this otherwise smart and experienced businesswoman didn't understand something so simple.

>>86182512
the only people who hate women more than anyone else are other women

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>>86183672
>the doggo dies
come on now, that's just the ketchup of drama

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>>86182680
>mfw literally all of my female "friends" who saw the movie thought Rocket and Peter legitimately hated each other and were confused as to why they were friends at the end

>>86188255

Oh cmon. I can't believe that. It's too far.

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>OMG THEY MUST BE GAY FOR EACH OTHER RIGHT
>uh, no, they're brothers
>NAH THEY'RE TOTALLY GAY OMG ITS SO ROMANTIC
>no, they're literally brothers, also they exclusively have sex with women throughout the show
>OMG WHY CAN'T MY BF LOVE ME LIKE DEAN LOVES SAM

>>86188289
I wish I was joking
I know for a fact they saw the first one too since I fucking saw it with them
They were seriously confused as to why Rocket wanted to save Peter because, and I quote, "they've been super mean to each other"

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>>86182455
A girl on my FB made a post the other day about how she hates frodo because he did nothing but complain and be mean to Sam for the entire journey

>>86182550
>doesn't understand honor and comradeship

maybe bi-curious

>>86182455
I think you also meant
>relationships that men who aren't comfortable with their sexuality will never understand

>>86182550
SHARE THE LOAD

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>>86188520

well... she's not wrong. the guy was an asshole

>>86188740

This is not like the others. The amount of gay tension in this shit was off the chart. I've seen gay gangbang videos less gay than Hannibal.

>>86182512
Women don't have friends. They keep their enemies closer, or uglier people closer to look better. Women are sociopaths in their DNA>>86182512

>>86188793

i'd love to know how you got your shit pushed in by a woman, and also why you don't think /r9k/ doesn't apply to you.

>>86188255
>my mom is 55 and was always the token girl hanging around guys in high school
I know what you're thinking fuck off
>watch shit like lotr, gotg, all the meme "women will never understand" shit and she likes it all and has no problem getting character relationships, her favorite shoe is the sopranos
>ex gfs in my age range on the other hand (20-25) are hopeless
I don't think women mature until 30 at least, or my mom might just be a based exception

>>86188824
The 2005 film "Brokeback Mountain" was originally planned to be a hetero-romance story starring Heath Ledger and Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Ever the professional Heath decided to spend some time getting to know Maggie to try and create some form of chemistry which could be used on screen, due to a natural attraction obviously being impossible.
However upon meeting the Gylenhall family, Heath came to the realisation that the story made no sense when her brother Jake was far more attractive, and thus lobbied to have the film changed to a homosexual-romance so he wouldn't have to kiss Maggie.

>>86188849
I actually interacted with enough girls to know. I mean jesus, most girls even admit this shit about not getting along with other women

>>86182455
To be honest SJW and libtards don't understand their relationship, they think they're lovers because they can't fathom that two dudes can be such friends.

Similar shit happened to Wang Wing Dafoos and Heavy from Rogue One.

Is it just me or does sex corrupt relationships? I mean it seems to me that their relationship is much more impactful if it's only platonic for some reason. Something about comradeship and honor I guess

>>86188980
Sounds like you think about these characters in a gay context a lot anon, anything you want to tell us?

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>>86188793

This

>>86182491

sam is the hero.

>sneaks up on a wizard explaining the importance of the ring
>recognizes gollum as a piece of shit
>bitchslaps a giant magic spider
>willingly returns the most addictive and powerful evil item in the world
>wrecks a tower filled with orcs
>literally carries his best friend up an erupting volcano
>implores said friend to destroy the thing that's corrupting him
>bows to no man
>goes home, marries the hottest chick in town, becomes mayor

how can one hobbit be so based

>>86189103
I don't know about corrupt, but I think it's silly how a film/show/whatever can't show male friendship without hordes of people on the internet fantasizing about the characters having gay sex. Sometimes bros are just bros.

I find it funny how often women confuse real deep friendship with "LOL THEY HOMO".
But mostly it's just sad.

>>86189174
I don't plague the net with articles saying how progressive LotR and Rogue One were for having a gay couple. So no, I'm pretty sure I'm not the one thinking that way about them

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>>86189188
>based
>manlet
no

>>86189245
Yeah I don't read those publications, apparently you do. Enjoy your wet dreams anon.
>OH SAM

>>86189340

>not sharing protein with your travel compantion

rude

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