ITT: Films and Scenes Women will never understand.

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>>86178696

womyn, with the help of a pack of savage brown people utterly stomps white people?

I'll give you an actual scene women don't understand.

>>86178799
No, they will never understand why Jaime charged to kill Danerys at the risk of his own death.

DUDE GIRLS ARE ICKY LMAO

When will summer end?Fucking virgins

>>86178696
>>>/pol/

>>86178885
t. roastie

How many times do you intend to make the same thread? Riding high off those 200 comments with 80 posters?

>>86178939
>gets called virgin
>only response is 'w-well you're a girl'

Pathetic

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>>86178696
Any episode of Three Kingdoms.

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>>86178885
you need to go back

>>86178978
To be fair being a woman invalidates anything you have to say.

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>>86178885
>>86178901
>>86178978

>>86178978
girls are cucks

>>86178885
LONDON
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>>86178978
t. used up roastie

>>86178978
I can hear your beef curtains flapping.

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>>86178885
>using someones sexual experience as an insult

Triggering /pol/ is the best way to troll

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>>86179095
xDD

>>86178885
>using Virgin as an insult
I can't wait to crucify degenerates like you

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>>86178986

>like omg how can he throw a baby like that!?

Women will never understand BENEVOLENCE.

>>86179095
Only you sound triggered itt though

>>86179023

Amazing. This thing is like a Rosetta Stone.

>>86179095
This, /pol/ is easily triggered outside of their safe space.

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>>86178696
watching this movie must be the same feeling for women as watching social interactions for a person with aspergers

>>86179170
What is the context here? What's wrong with the baby?

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>>86179170

>>86178696
If you don't want to suck Jaime's benis after this scene you are reddit

Literally prove me wrong

>>86179319
Liu Bei almost lost his most important general in the process of saving his son, and he was disgusted by that.

A son can be replaced, but a general could cost him the war.

>>86179306
movie?

>>86180094
Lawrence of Arabia.

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>>86179170

>did he just kill his uncle?
>and you said this is your favourite character?
>oh my god what the fuck is wrong with you anon

>>86180094
If you haven't seen it. Go and watched it. I'm surprised you passed the /tv/ entrance exam without knowledge. You must have got lucky with the questions.

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>>86178696
Here's the scene

>>86180172
Why'd he kill the old guy?

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>>86179414
Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pI6I0EaoSY

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>>86180281
they will never understand

The charge of the rohirrim at pelenor fields

GO GRAB BEARS NAKED

>>86180442
god damn that scene was awesome

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While we were watching this, my sister literally said "Why doesn't he just stay down?"

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>>86178696

>>86180653
That entire movie women will never understand

>>86180673
kek

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>>86179319
>>86179467
The son actually turns as a retard later (wow, what a surprise) and unable to govern well. Liu Bei still loves him, but the restoration of the Han is what's most important for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q951qv7EbKs

Specifically the Captain, his relief and acceptance of death in peace

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>>86180442
I like how this mimicked the Battle of the Bastards

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The Revenant and The Grey.

>>86178696
tbf i don't understand it either. this dude is riding straight for a dragon, armed with only a spear, because his sister won't sleep with him if he doesn't.

>>86181090
It did not really mimick it, it's just that it was filmed in one take that makes the resemblance.

>>86181115
If you aren't a woman then you're definitely a nu-male

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>Female GoT watchers literally think Euron is the next Ramsay cause of this

>>86181125
It wasn't filmed in one take, there are very clearly hidden cuts when the horses rush past. Still cool though

>>86178978
>calls someone a virgin

Pathetic

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>>86181239
DORNISH FUCKING SHITS

>>86181125
>thinking it was actually shot in 1 take
is this babbys first one shot scene?

>>86180442
this shot surprised me.
i didnt think Douche and douche still had some talent left.

>>86179095
the only people triggered in this thread are the roasties, roastie

>>86178978
>>86178885

ROASTIE

GETTIN

TOASTY

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>>86181090
jon didn't run like the lannister guy

>>86178696
so why did he do that?

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>>86181163
also

>>86181110
Both were shit, honestly.

>>86180388

The old guy was his Uncle. He was on the run from the current administration's guards and his uncle offered him shelter. Gong-tai and Cao Cao heard a conversation about capturing, cutting up, and celebrating- so they errenously thought the Uncle's Servants would sell them out to the government when really they were discussing animals to bring to market. Cao Cao kills all of the servants, and realizing their mistake, kill his uncle as well so it appears to be a bandit raid.

>>86181411
Female

>>86178885
These threads have been commonplace since 2009ish, why are you pretending to have been here for longer than a month, roastie? You are unwanted here, you contribute nothing of value because of your feeble estrogen plagued mind

>>86178978
They're both shit insults. Pathetic all around.

>>86180673
You wuz ma homie... ma Kang

https://youtu.be/RET4E58u51I

>but...but jaime is evil cuz he a lannister :(((((

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>>86178696
This whole movie, basically.

> Was she so beautiful, Beowulf? A beauty so costly?
> Beautiful, and full of fine promises. I was weak. I am sorry. So, so sorry. I have always loved you, my Queen.
> And I you.
> Keep a memory of me, not as a king or a hero, but as a man, fallible and flawed.

>>86178885
>>86178901
Go back to Tumblr

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>>86178696

>>86181115
Are you just fucking stupid, or are you literally a woman?

>>86181003
Maybe he wouldn't be a retard if you didn't throw him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNR_HofJ_Fs

>>86180442
My friend was saying how Bron is a coward for running instead of fighting. Fucking retards don't pay attention to nothing just watch for "YASSS QUEEN".

>>86182086
Nobody gives a shit about Bronn though. He's just some balding ugly old man.

>>86178696
>friend says he thought Jamie was about to get off the horse and help Danny after seeing her trying to pull the bow
>that he's excited for jamie to be a good guy now 'cos he's going to join Danny

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I came on /tv/ to make this thread.

Had an argument with two girls about this scene in particular.
>Why doesn't he just run away and then come back when he's stronger?
>Yeah, exactly. It just feels like he's dying for no reason.

>>86180442
Why did Lannister soldier was pinned to that cart with type of sword used by Lannisters themselves instead of Arakh?

You know, the one Bronn gets his sword from.

>>86182360
>Why doesn't he just run away

I cringed.

>>86182136
What is your point? And people seem to care enough about him, seeing he's one of the most famous characters on the show even as just a sidekick.

Targaryens are Jaime's trigger

>>86181381
Jon didn't have Dragons up his ass

>>86182360
>gook comics
>implying that MEN read gook comics
oh boy here we go...

>>86182360
>Oda's art improved
>Kubo's regressed

Sad!

>>86182360
>tripfag
>retarded opinion

It checks out.

>>86178978
So you use an ad hominem and then someone uses an ad hominem in return, and you get asshurt?
>women
fuck off cunt

>>86178696
My girlfriend liked it. Go back to /pol/

>>86182453
Just you watch your manly movies so women won't look down on you :^)

>>86182469
So you're saying he should've run away? Ribbit is thataway -->

>>86182385
He WAS stupid for not running away though. Yes he could've killed her but the chances of that were very slim when there's a fucking dragon behind her. And, you know, he would've died if it wasn't for Bronn.

>>86182393
My point is that you fat fucks pick the ugliest, shittiest most autistic characters to root for. Stannis, Davos, Bronn, etc, are all fucking shit ugly old men who get BTFO at any moment.

>>86182136
>Bronn is ugly and old so fuck him
>omg I love Ramsay he's so hot <333
I honestly can't stand women, guys. They piss me off so much.

>>86182381
I was thinking the same thing

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>>86182637
>People who like Game of Thrones can't read or have no sense of reading comprehension
Christ...

>>86182650
Lmao go back to /r9k/ you fucking loser.
>dawww why is dating the hot mean guy and not the ugly loser like me :(

>>86182637
Yeah how dare characters portrayed by actually good actors grow on people.

Also, Stannis is handsome as fuck

>>86178885
will you be my gf?? pls respond

>>86178885

Muh holes

>>86178885
Who knew that 'virgin' would circle right back around from being the background noise of internet insults to being a trigger word worthy of a dozen (You)s

How the times have changed

>>86182776
>throw a weak insult
>get out called for being dumb
>t-trolled

5 didn't even leak yet, this is pointless to discuss

>>86182011
holy fuck this. Literally every woman i've met tells me this scene is gay

>>86182637
Stannis and Bronn aren't that ugly, also Jaime is ugly?

>>86181115
why did roger staubach throw the Hail Mary pass?

>>86182381
Might have been stabbed by his own sword by a dothraki

what were the odds of retreating from that battle anyway? even if you got away from the dragon the dothraki would probably run you down

>>86182637
Davos and Bronn are both very likeable and capable characters though

>>86179221
>implying /pol/ isn't the single most shitposted in board besides /tv/

>>86182964

Women have no concept of genuine friendship, I think. They don't seem to understand the literal concept of playing with the boys.

>>86182637
You're either a chick or a tremendous faggot.

Do you flee to safety (probably get run down and killed anyway) while your men are burning to death around you?

Or do you remember that you're a man of action? Do you risk your life go for that one in million shot and try to end the invasion in a single charge? Your life is probably forfeit, why not take a chance and have your death mean something?

Your post is the very reason people like OP starts threads like this. You actually do not understand and probably never will.

>>86178978
P O R T L A N D

>>86179095
you say that but every /pol/ related thread here is full of /pol/acks having a good time then someone like comes in and starts "trolling" by being overly condescending and sarcastic but you guys never realize we start those threads to watch you cry

>>86182725
Stannis was balding and old and autistic.

>>86183122
Bronn and Stannis are both old and balding. Jaime is hot but his character is complete garbage. Also look up Nikolaj's nudes he has a tiny pecker.

>>86183844
Lmao they're both shitty side characters. Davos is a self-insert for pedophiles and Bronn is le ebin quirky old man.

>>86184248
I run away because I want to survive and I'm not suicidal? Lmao.
>muh man pride

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>>86179170

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>>86184439
>>86182637
>always thought X that women don't understand was a meme
>see these posts
Jesus Christ

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Pretty much any film about friendship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRP6gadDQ4

this.

>>86184711
Any film where the main characters have morals.

>>86179002
you both should, t b h

>>86179306
Shitty fucking flick.

>>86185172
you sad little man

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BASED NIKOLAJ

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>>86179306
holy shit remember when the west made movies for westerners? they would NEVER get away this today

>white man goes to the land of the savages
>he has to teach them the way of the west
>he must put himself on the line for his country
>dumb arabs learn the way of the white man and charge through the desert on camels to win WW1
>during the film killed hundreds of animals, didn't give a fuck
>back when filmmaking was still an art

can you IMAGINE the Salon/Vogue shitstorm if this movie came out today. they crying would be endless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2EqdX8fwSY

>>86184534
So what am I not understanding?

>>86185325
>Jaime's not a total idiot
>charges at a woman with a dragon behind her
Lmao.

>>86179091
Virgin detected

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>killing yourself for a greater cause

That's where you're wrong kiddo. #praiseallah

>>86185606
>the state of women
Damn, I feel bad for ya gurl

>>86185442
Didn't this movie have a white man getting raped by Arabs?

>>86186045
Apparently Lawrence claimed to be gang raped by Arabs even though it was most likely made up. Just goes to show white men have always been cucked.

>>86186045
>>86186189

>shows the degeneracy of homosexuals. displaying them as the sick creeps they are
>cucked

like i said they'd never get away with it today

>>86186257
You're the guy idolizing a man who fantasizes about getting ravaged by Arabs.

>>86185172
Totally agree. People laud it as a great classic only because when it came out it was one of those """amazing""" big budget movies with ((gasp!)) thousands of extras! Oh Christ, wow! So many extras!! What amazing panoramic vistas and those settings! Big fucking deal. The acting has some great moments but usually irritating and there is even quite a bit of faggotry in it.

Limp ass movie loaded with weak elements and only survives on fame and word of mouth.
3.5/10

>>86185442
>during the film killed hundreds of animals, didn't give a fuck
thats not a good thing tho, but that movie was the original ben hur i think not lawrence of arabia

>>86186498
Civilization has been "falling apart" for a while now. It never actually happens.

>>86186257
Yeah but Lawrence made that part up. So it begs the question why did he lie about getting gang raped?

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women cant grasp this scene
>h-he did it cause he wanted to suicide
>he felt sorry for his daughter!
>he went crazy
poor stupid roasties

>>86186661
He got off on it just like all white bois

>>86186650
Rome didn't fall in a day

>>86186613
Either you are just another pretender who never actually SAW the movie and repeats the standard "it's a classic" refrain or you are homosex who actually enjoyed that piece of shit.

Watch a real man's movie instead of that gay shit.

>>86186701
This shit wasn't even in the books yet you uncultured faggots are lapping D&Ds shit like its kino

>>86186747
Rome falling wasn't the end of civilization

>>86186767
t.roastie pretending to be a guy

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literally EVERY SINGLE woman that watches this scene says the same thing

>why does he keep getting up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyF7HUZN1ZY

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>>86186489
>>86186661
>>86186704
>Lawrence first mentioned the alleged rape in June 1919, midway through writing his memoirs and Barr argues that he fabricated the event in order to discredit Arab militants in the precarious post-war climate.
>The French government had, by 1919, offered to recognise the Arab leader, Feisal, as king of Syria if he accepted French influence in return. Feisal, however, was under pressure from Arab militants, who refused to bow to French pressure.
>Barr said: "It was one of these most prominent militants whom Lawrence claimed had betrayed him to the Turks at Deraa.

He was doing his duty for his country, get fucc'd

>>86178696
Picrelated is quintessential "women will never understand this" because the film's main focus is on inherently male issues and dilemmas.

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>>86186945
Image link got fucked for some reason>>86178696

>>86186817
>>86186846
Too dumb to be embarrassed by their low caste taste.

>>86186928
Lying about being pozzed by a sand nigger is not noble or honourable.

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>>86178696
>"It's just a bell, what's the big deal?"

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>>86186928
The movie may not show the rape but man-rape is definitely in the spirit of the movie. This is a gay man's movie.

>>86179265
i understand that, i wanna grab them titties.
>tfw you will never suck on another girls nipples

>>86178696
>being this incel in 2017
Sex is fun, you should try it

>>86187068
its not gay just because there isnt a romantic plot line witch ends with the """hero""" throwing away his life goals/money/life because of some roastie.

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>>86178885
Old but gold

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>>86187009
>>86187068
t. women

>>86187128
So are waterslides

>>86187182
I mean I'm not into consensual rape but if your hero is cool with getting "raped" then I'm cool with it too.

>>86187128
>incel
>Sex is fun, you should try it
you even know what incel means? at least get your reddit insults straight

>>86187139
True. It is gay for many other reasons. Maybe you should rewatch it. Curl up in your pajamas and some flavored coffee. I'm sure you'll love it all over again but maybe you'll see how limp it is.

>>86187278
There are professionals.

>>86186857
Well we're not Roman

>>86187340
Not with that attitude

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>>86179095
>>86179221
right

>>86187340
we could've been

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Any woman I've ever been with hasn't understood any of Blade Runner desu, but seem to just Stoneface this monologue at the end