About to see Dunkirk in my local kino. There is literally no

>>86178504
god speed and i hope no stragglers come in

>>86178504
I saw Shin Godzilla in an empty theater, it was fantastic. Have fun OP.

>>86178504
all i see is niggers in red shirts

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>>86179758
lmfao

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>>86178548
>tfw the row behind you is empty, then someone walks in and sits behind you

>>86178504
couples will come just when the trailers start

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tfw your family owns a kino and you can watch anything all alone at any time

Hope your local theater has imax m8 otherwise your money is wasted

>>86178504
Have fun when the designated shooter comes in and you're the only one to shoot at

>>86178504
What about the no singles policy anon? dont let them catch you alone, I rent peoples kids on Craigslist so I can go to movies without a gf

OP here, the movie was really good, I really liked the plane scene at the end.

8.5/10 would watch again.

Unfortunately, some faggots and schoolgirls walked 10 minutes in and sat directly behind me.

They were probably there for Harry Styles.

I'm backtracing your IP as we speak, won't be empty for long :)

>>86182165
How were the Crablegs?

>>86182219

I'm a poorfag and didn't buy any.

I bought a cheap sandwich from a nearby store and smuggled it under my shirt.

>>86182474
>he diddnt buy crablegs
>he came in single
>he smuggled food past the Customs enforcement agents
>he did not get shot by the designated shooter
Did you even bring a falcon? how the fuck did you get passed the ticket Knight? no kino showers? are you lieing to us OP?

>>86178504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN3yrJP24-I

>>86178549
lucky. mine was packed and I had to sit in front. those subtitles were painful

I love when I luck out and get an empty theater. Usually get at least a few people, but I always avoid when it's actually busy. Best way to see films.