perfect organism, lmao

I'm convinced Alien was just a fluke and Ridley Scott has always been a shitty director.

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futuristic, lmao

>>86178195
Same, how did he get away with it bros?

>>86178195
yes, that seems to be the case

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>>86178119

Would you /tv/?

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>flamethrower in a spacecraft
>the crew in Alien are smarter

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So why did david kill the engineers?

>>86178369
They became an inconvenience to the plot, just like killing Shaw offscreen.

>>86178369
it was an accident

>>86178369
because we want jumpscares, not plots that hurt our brains

>>86178369
Because fuck everything.

>>86178369

because prometheus pulled his head off.

>>86178369
They killed his creator and destroyed all the time and effort trying to find their kind
via prometheus

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>>86178119
The people who believe that don't need to be right. Most who believe that are actually a little unhinged!

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Why didn't they wear helmets?

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>>86178119
DAMN, CARA LOOKS LIKE THAT?

>>86178238
That's not fucking bad actually

>>86178238
Looks good

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>A highly aggressive parasitic organism that want to ruin all other life form

Hurm, really makes you think

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>>86179809

>>86179809
nice dude bod

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>>86178369
He wanted their wheat

>>86180040
Yeah, the alien really is a metaphore for /pol/ and the alt-right.

>>86178369
They were not engineers, just a race they created
Like us

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>>86180164
Well played, ol chap

>>86179809
S T I C C

>>86178369
he didn't just want to kill his creator he also wanted to kill their creator

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>>86178369
Capcom was suing then

>>86178195
like shamalamaladingdong

>>86178195
The directing wasn't the problem with prometheus/covenant. The script was. The films were actually directed quite well.

>>86178369
because whoever wrote covenant decided david is chaotic evil now

>>86180258
CUTE

I bet you looked cool as shit when you were born right op?

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>>86180790
she'll be even more qt when she turns into a queen

>>86180899
>fucking high heels for shoes

>>86178238
Probably the only thing from Alien that triggers me aside from the full shot of the xenoporth in space.

But again, the Nostromo is a low cost ship next to the ones in Prometheus and Covenant.

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>>86181146
>>86178238

I work on cargo ship.
Technology is nowhere near to your iphone, everything looks still close to Alien since most of the screens are done to suppor high pressure and software is not fancy or visually appealing but practic and simple.

>>86178119
>watermark
Fuck off pajeet

>>86183623
What about in June of 2122? When Alien takes place, ~100 years from now?

>>86178195
nah senpai
>Blade Runner
>Legend
>Thelma and Louise
>Gladiator
>Black Hawk Down
>The Counselor
but then again
>GI Jane
>Robin Hood
literally iredeemable

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>>86183623
>>86183730
50 years ago and technology has been increasing at an exponential rate.

>>86183623
Still looks better than the Nostromo.

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>>86180790
I know, bro

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>>86180258
my Queen

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>>86180164

>>86180167
Ridley scott confirms they were Engineers

>>86185038
Not feeling her with pixe cuts, way better with shoulder length or longer

>>86185579
kys

>>86178119
>perfect organism
>cannot reproduce without a specific kind of host

>>86185671
>NASA hates fire. Because of the whole “fire makes everybody die in space” thing.

>>86185579
nope. stunning with this do

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>>86178119
Who would win?

>>86178195
His directing and cinematography are good he is just a shitty writer and should have no influence on the plot for anything ever. Problem is he believes he "created" Alien and has shown in both these turds that he has no fucking idea why it was popular to begin with instead turning it into some pseudo-intellectual christfag ancient aliens nonsense.

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>>86185579
better?

>>86187002
her face looks like one of those troll dolls only the hair isn't colored or standing up straight

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>>86187142
kek

>>86178195
But what about blade runner?

>>86183730
Alien is not about beautiful technology, is about an organic hell and a mechanic hell.
Nostromo needs to feel heavy industrial based.

>>86184353
>SS France
The image you put is the SS France, not the 1961 ship, but the 1910 SS france and was not a cargo ship, but a passenger transatlantic. There is a big diference in technology.

Back in 60´s the first ships with computer looks no that diferent to modern cargo ships. I know because I start to work on old ships and the basic engine is the pretty much the same.

Alien use the logic of "near futuristic" technology, is the same idea behind star wars and other 70´s ScFi movies, wich comes from european comic books.

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>>86187002
>>86187243
so much better.

how the fuck can hair alter the perception of a woman so much?

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>>86187388
I like her better with short hair

>>86187319
i dont know what his problem is. at this point i'm willing to except some kind of conspiracy where his brain was switched with a hamster

>>86185966
>>86186656
Boylovers

>>86187523
there's literally nothing gay about wanting to fuck women with short hair

>>86178417
Who was shaw?

>>86187638
Noomi Rapace, female lead in Prometheus

>>86186769
he btfo'd the drones easily in the movie

>>86187638
Is that you, Ridley?

>>86185520
Most likely some far flung engineer outpost. They're a big race with FTL tech, not sure why people think they would ALL be on that shitty rock

>>86185579
>why do middle aged women cut off their hair wawawa?

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>>86188070
she cut it for Fantastic Beasts

>>86178195
You may be right there, could of had a good team at that point and they never got noticed.
Also, people who said this or that wasn't a good idea whereas now everyone will just be yes men.

>>86188018
They were deeply religious so maybe it had great significance for them and they all stayed there.

>>86188851
"could have" you fucking nigger

>>86189668
Wow you're so brave. You wouldn't say shit irl you contrary faggot.

>>86180930
IGNORE THAT

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>>86178341
would you anon? I would

>>86178195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK8kK4hY6PA
he's old and senile, what a shock

>>86178238
>mechanical keyboard.
WTF how did they predict that it would make a comeback?

>>86179809
a penis would only improve cara really. She's a weird looking female, but would be great for a trap.

>>86191336
Stop shilling your garbage videos here

>>86180930
>alien was about sex

>>86191709
They've always been around you just didn't notice until they plastered those with gaymen garbage LEDs and brandings you /v/ermin.

>>86187435
I'll do the fingering

>>86178119
Just look at that scrawny nigga with his lanky legs and bony fingers, he's trying to look scary pffft.

>>86191819
i think he's talking about cameron

>>86183766
How is Kingdom of Heaven not on that list?

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>>86178238
>doesn't know the circuitry on the space shuttles and even high tech satellites and space probes is still archaic and analog compared to earth-based processing
>doesn't know about electromagnetic disruption even in low orbit
>doesn't like the old school LCD feel
>thinks moving towards touchscreen or even worse projected holographics is better
How can one even be such a plebian?

>>86178772
>his face is more wrinkly than the mask
Aging is going to suck.

>>86189108
>spacefaring civilization
>living like peasants in a big village
>absolutely no defense against bio weapons
>nothing high tech visible anywhere on the planet
>living surrounded by a big forest

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>>86191903
>that scrawny nigga
Fun fact. The alien used to be a nigger in a costume.

>>86192624
The sad thing is they might have had nothing to do with the engineers of old that colonized and wanted to destroy Earth.

They purged their civilization of technology and materialism to live simply amongst themselves and a robot autist came down and murdered them for something their forefathers did.

>>86192624
Yeah it sounds pretty stupid so I really am hoping that they're a different sub-set of the main race, imagine aliens crashing down into a amish village or something.

>>86183766
Blade Runner was only good in spite of him. He didn't even understand the story he was directing and is still trying to retcon it with more nonsense. Blade Runner is good because of the score and art direction. Almost everything else is boring or straight up bad. The best scene in the movie was fucking adlibbed.

>>86192832
IT'S SUCH A GREAT TWIST THOUGH DECKARD WAS A REPLICANT ALL ALONG XDDD

>>86192624
It's dumb that fans have to scramble to make sense but as they are such an enlightened and advanced group, who up until covenant were also identical - it may be that they never experienced conflict between each other. So they had never had reason to be guarded.

>>86183766
>>86178195
He's said himself he sees him self as like a factory line worker. He takes a script, art, and music and just puts them together without any of his own personality or input. That means his movies are only as good as the talent around him. https://youtu.be/SQ7qKKQrSBY

>>86192832
> blade runner
> good
I've tried 3 times to enjoy it but it's just slow, derivative and boring.

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>>86193007
>>86192832
[unicorn intensifies]

>>86178369
YOLO XD XD XD
IT'S JUST A PRANK

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>>86193318
>when you prank someone so hard you exterminate their entire race and make their home planet uninhabitable

>>86178369
Because they wrote themselves into a corner and the movie needed explosions.

>>86180661
ridley had a huge influence on both prometheus and covenant's scripts. it's all his ideas that hired writers had to flesh out/type up. those flicks are 100% his fault.

>>86178341
cat-boots draws cute traps

>>86193035
yet they developed weapons of mass destruction, nearly instant extinction upon deployment. Unless they were the first evolved race in all of the universe, theyd have met and thus probably have conflict with other species as well,

I mean even in complete peace youd keep track of who enters or leaves the planet, but the ones in covenant looked more like theyre expecting to be visited by their elders, the actual engineers, who are pretty much gods to them.

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This movie was dreadful

>and Ridley wants to make 4 more aliens

>>86178119
. . . . . . . .
HELLO MY HONEY
HELLO MY SWEETY
HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAL

>>86178119
Why were the people onboard Covenant absolute mongoloids if they were chosen to settle on a new planet?

>>86194051
>>86178119
https://youtu.be/aVZUVeMtYXc

Will we ever get Alien kino ever again?

>>86194652
Maybe when cocaine becomes super popular again

>>86179809
i would fuck that fridge

>>86193853
What pisses me off is that every movie will have a new fucking cast
Fuck me, how am i supposed to attached to a single character in a franchise if they never show up again?
I still miss the Prometheus cast, the none retards.

>>86178119
Prometheus was alright
Covenant was pure trash

Ridley you're old, please retire

>>86192689
I'm white and fear this same thing for when we pulled the lesser races out of the animal kingdom and into "humanity".

=/

This movie was so fucking disappointing. Should have made Alien 5.

>>86195646
that's what your wife told me about you

>>86192689
did you even watch the movie?
david didnt kill the engineers because of revenge but because he hates organic life.

>>86196041
>because he hates organic life.
Which is ironic since he created organic life.
Dont you see a contradiction in your logic?

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>>86178119
The virgin Alien: Covenant xenomorph VS the chad Alien: Resurrection human hybrid.

>>86187638
old /sp/ meme

Ridley Scott needs to be sent to a retirement home.

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>>86178119

That was the most beautiful chestburster scene of the entire fucking franchise. It's just a pity the film didn't end on it. Instead they hamfisted that third act in after that should have been the next film.

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Why did they turn the xenomorph into a white nationalist?

>>86178119
so besides the rapid growth and all the other nonsense why dont they ever show the alien eating? It just kills for no reason it would make more sense if it ate what it killed.

>>86197725
I think the white xeno was feeding from the brunette it decapitated

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>>86185056
/OurQueen/

>>86178119
Covenant was great. Why does /tv/ pretend?

>>86198898
You are obviously mistaking it for Prometheus, that was the great one.

Why would David think this was the ultimate being? It's shit

>>86199144

You are obviously a capeshit-loving faggot

>>86199243
You are clearly a contrarian newfriend that constantly tried to troll for attention.

>>86178369
They werent engineers.

They were a different seeded planet.

>>86199365

The whole Engineers shit has no place the Alien series. It was meant to be a believable space horror series. Now it has absolutely retarded Star Trek style fantasy shit in it that is just so out of place.

Dumbed down fucks who pay bucket loads to watch magic men in fancy dress in 20 films a year are to blame.

>>86199199
because he created it. its his child, and like a parent he thinks its perfect

>>86200001
Nice failure to get quints loser.

How is Ridley going to connect Covenant to Alien when Davey left the engineer ship on the planet

>>86200324
Engies visit planet David left and find their fav species destroyed
>why I outa
Chase after him
David plans for this and has his xeno's mess them up old school
Engies retreat while stealing some eggs for study
Something
Egg hatches without knowing and gets the pilot

>>86197725
I don't think aliens need to eat or even breathe for that matter. The old comics postulated that the acid blood acts like a big car battery and that's how they get their energy.

>>86188155
she looks to moopy for me

>>86183623
Yeah that's what I liked about Alien, its clearly a technology path where they just got shit working so that they could achieve their goals. The tech guys clearly had bigger dreams than a wifi connected juicing machine.

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>David taught Walter how to play the flute
>we don't see Walter die

Is he going to use the flute to navigate the engineer ship?

>>86201131
...like we see at 1:10 here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1EeYB8Aog0

>>86179809
I M A G I N E
M
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>>86201399
That would be pretty good.