Amy Schumer Responds to Anne Hathaway 'Barbie' Swap

>>86174463
Based alibere1.

>she has to clarify that she's joking or else everyone will lose their shit and send her death threats

sounds a bit passive aggressive

quick rundown?>

>My spirit animal. All hail amy.
What did he mean by this ?

>>86174463
Wow, Amy (((Schumer))) looks like THAT?!

>>86174580
the official story is that she pulled out due to scheduling conflicts but they dumped her fat ass cos her special bombed and was disgusting and also she re wrote the script and you can bet it was probably just as bad and debased as the special was so Sony decided they didn't want her on board.

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>i heard you got the role of Ralphie in christmas story

>>86174853
They worked out after - what? - three or four attempts that not even ugly women will pay to see movies starring ugly women.

>Abousley beautiful

anne hathaway is so beautiful and sexual, i love her acting!

i want to help her achieve all her goals in life and massage her lovely feet after a long day of hard work!

>>86174463
>being fat is an asset

Apparently not, schmumer

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>another tranny rejected by the military

Look how hard you people pretend to care

>>86174545
It's Schumer. She's a narcissistic cunt who's still mad that she was fired from the project
Or in her words "had to step down due to a busy slate" (busy doing what exactly? complaining that people hated your shitty unfunny special?)

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>actual good-looking and impressionable woman casted to be Barbie
>based Erica Lindbeck with her qt voice runs the roost in the animated world
>ugly & unfunny will never get anywhere close to the childhood icon of beauty, grace, & imagination
I'm getting tired of always being on the winning team in 2017.

>>86175066
Are you autistic?

>>86174463

she looks like eggman

>>86174853
>so Sony decided they didn't want her on board.
how bad must it have been for Sony to reject it?

Where's this picture of her tit I keep hearing about?

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>but I heard you got the role of Ralphie in Christmas story

>>86174463
Wait, I thought they cast Amy as barbie BECAUSE she's fat and ugly? You know, subverting the trope that Barbie is a hottie. Why would they cast an actual good looking actress now?

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>>86174463

>>86175741
They realized feminists like to piss and moan but never speak with their wallets.
Money talks. Look at any comic series or video game that attempts to appeal to "that" crowd

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>>86174463
>let me just wear my parents' glasses from the 70s, they won't make me look like a try-hard dork at all

>>86174463
J U S T

damn you could land a plane of that philtrum

>>86175831
oops, I meant on*

>>86175760
laughed harder than I should've at this.

>OK, it time to cast our lead role
>what type of actress would you like?
>I want to make a political statement
>say no more
>actually, I just want to make a movie
>say no more again

It is a bit weird though considering how many people hate Anne Hathaway for no reason. I suppose no reason is better than for being an unfunny cunt

>>86176119
I suspect she's a beotch too. But then again, she shows her tits on the reg. Can't hate on that!

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>>86176095
kek

>>86176139
>no kids
>still has pregnant lady nipples
what a disaster

>>86176139
why would anyone want to see that?

>>86176139
Have to say if i had to choose i'd rather fuck miss piggy

>>86176249
It would also be a much more impressive story to tell your friends.

>>86174742
He's probably playing that russian suicide game.

>>86176119
>how many people hate Anne Hathaway for no reason
Checking in. My cousin's wife does too. She just seems kind of cunty and aesthetically she's not my type.

>>86175130
Wow. Her tomboy skinner corporate blimp self looks exactly like the girlish friend that got fatter after his wedding.

>>86175130
Lena Dunham doesn't have the brain power to fucking think her way out of a paper bag, she's a fucking retard. I mean, I've talked to her, I know who she is, she's a dumb bitch, I'm sorry, okay? And if she ever fucks with me, if she ever puts me in some sort of self defense situation and I have to legally defend myself? I'm not going to initiate violence against her, but—if she comes at me in an alleyway, tries to do anything—I'm going to fuck her up so badly, I will put her in the fucking ground in a fucking box. I'll take extra time, I'll take extra time, okay? It won't be a quick self-defense situation, I'll be nailing her I'll be punching her in the back, I'll be punching her in the back of the neck, I'll be boxing her eyes in, I'll break both her orbital bones, I'm going to destroy Lena Dunham physically, so badly, the people that come to clean her up are going to be puking when they see what I did to her, I want them to know how I feel about her, so I am going to fuck her up so bad that she makes them puke when they see her bruised, mangled body- if she ever did anything to me to warrant that legally. Now, I would never, ever initiate violence against her, but that's what would happen.

>>86175130
This is supposed to be Amy Schumer???

>>86176095
Kek.

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>being so insecure about your looks you need to go trough lengths to be ironically ugly in an attempt to let people know you don't care about your beauty

>>86174463
When will the Jews stop forcing fat ugly women on us? Nobody wants to see them.

>>86175130
hang on, is that eggman?

>>86175130
Looks like Gibby from iCarly on HRT

>>86175243
What a minute, wait a minute, hold the fucking phone for a second... was Amy Schumer cast as Barbie?

>>86176119
>ugly women hating beautiful women
Yea, it's a real mystery, anon.

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>>86176816
>implying Amy Schumer tries to pretend she doesn't care

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Find the mistake

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>>86176865

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>>86176119

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>>86175760
Nah, I'd fuck the Muppet but not Amy.

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>>86174463
Is she that girl from the office?
Jesus Christ she got JUSTed

>>86174463
Ohhh, I thought she meant she can't wait to see the leak of Hathaway's nudes.

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>>86175130

>>86177021
who shooped that crackhead face on idris elba's body?

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>>86177059
Who wouldn't be jealous of Sabina 2bh

>>86177059
Ugly people everywhere, so much salt, so fucking funny

>>86177059
All these fucking homunculus tears.

>>86175016
but what about her pusy

>>86176988
>whole schtick is about being a fat slut
>gets mad when you call her a fat slut

>>86174463
Th

>>86177059
The absolute state of white "women"

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>>86177116
Would smash. Is she the voice of Gene on bobs burgers?

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>>86177360

>>86177059

Ah, "The Sisterhood" in all it's glory.

>>86177193
Is she any good at tennis? Judging by this it doesn't look like it

>>86176948
Yeah. Everyone freaked out but this was sony's progressive new direction.
Then her special bombed and she claimed she dropped out due to being too busy - like how Chloe dropped out of the little mermaid of her free will

>>86177059
fucking roastlets when will they learn

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>>86177430
She plays volleyball, dummy.

>>86177437
At least Disney has the sense to not cast a fucking linebacker as a mermaid

It's good news that Amy Schumer is out but I don't picture Anne Hathaway as Barbie either.

Memeing aside, is Amy Schumer still a "thing" they're trying to push? I know her Comedy Central show got "cancelled" although in her words it's just on hiatus. Also her special was shit and everybody knows it. They can't blame "misogynistic manbabies" forever can they?

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>>86177482
>>86177193
DELETE THIS RRRRAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH SHES JUST CUTE SHES NOT BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT ME I'M BEAUTIFUL NOT THINK FUCKING CHINK REEEEEEEEEE

>>86174463
There should be a law against people that ugly being photographed unless it's for scientific purposes.

>>86177649
Imagine being so ugly and holding yourself in such high regard

>A Live-action feature film based on the popular line of Barbie toys.

so barbie, ken and ???

>>86177059
this is exactly how everyone on 4chan acts with their "3/10 would not bang" shit though

>>86177695

their black counterparts

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>>86174463
>I heard you got the role as ralphie in a christmas story

Lel

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>>86177059
Facebook was a mistake

>>86177723

No, those criticisms in the pic are well-measured and fair, it's no comparison to 4chan's pissy attitude

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>>86177482
Is she popular on /sp/?

>>86177723
Spotted the landwhale roastie

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>>86177797
She's popular everywhere!

>>86177763
>hey that's my bike!

>>86177744
Never post this image again ty

>>86177782
Triggered fat white woman detected

>>86175130
*blocks your masculinity*

>>86176988
What a fucking narcissistic birch

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>>86177782
>>86177723
this

i can see why women don't see much here. she's not sexy as a woman, she's cute like a little girl. 4chan guys are still in their teen phase sexually, or down right pedophiles, and don't appreciate sexy curves which she lacks completely.

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>>86177829
>mfw she's taller than me

>>86177894
>girls it's ok to be heavy! Just be yourself!
>FUCK YOU REEEEE IM NOT FAT!
Women are a meme

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>>86177909

>>86176095
Based say no more guy, always on duty, always delivering.

>>86174534
Welcome to being a woman in the film industry.

>>86177059
>qtness that women will never understand

>>86177482
No she doesn't faggot

>>86177615
She's funny, get over it faggot

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>>86177059
>>86177211
>>86177933
>>86177909
lel

>>86177986
being retarderd faggot

>>86177909
being this gay

>>86177909
A real man would fuck anything really. Besides super fattys and uggos. Do you only watch one type of porn as well?

>>86178075
this

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>>86177909
>filename

>>86174853
Sony is still going ahead with this? Jesus Christ. Why won't Sony Pictures die already?

>>86177059
Every time you see a post where an anon is criticizing a hot woman's elbows, it's a jealous grrl. We always thought it was neck beards, but it's actually the leg beards.

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>>86178015
What?

>>86176516
Get back in your car, Sam.

>>86177968
more like constantly acting like such an entitled bitch that everyone automatically assumes you're that petty
Anna Kendrick makes jokes like this all the time without having to clarify that she's joking

>>86177726
barbeeshqua and kyrone?

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>>86177116