>son I gave your mom cancer Why did he say that?

Nothing in this movie made sense.

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>>86170023
>son I gave your mom cancer and killed her because I've seen your future divorce and I can see that family means nothing to you
>you got divorced to bang sluts even though you have a retarded kid with your wife...who does that?
>anyways your mom is dead because of you. She was a good friend.

>>86170296
>She was a good friend
kekkeke

Why did he do it again?

>>86170296
>she was a good friend
As I read this I was hoping you'd cap it off with that little gem. I was not disappointed.

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>we gave /tv/ cancer
What did they mean by it?

>>86170023
He genuinely believed he was doing the right thing + he didn't think Quill would turn on him by that point
>>86170315
She was distracting him from his mission of replacing the entire universe with himself.

>>86170315
for the lulz

>>86170315
the constant visits back and forth were hindering his work propagating himself throughout the galaxy. He had to sever ties and since he's a god who could feasibly erase her mind or something he opted to give her a brain tumor instead

>>86170065

the bit where the racoon stole some batteries and then ask if anybody wanted to buy some batteries made sense. because he had some batteries

>>86170023
Because his ego got in the way of his goal

>>86170023
why wasn't there a dance off?

>>86170972
they were walkman batteries

>>86170023
to create reason for plot to move forward

>>86170338
/tv/ was already cancer

>>86170972
Oh I finally get it now

>>86170023
He was so wrapped up in telling his son about how awesome he was and all the awesome stuff he was doing he overlooked that his son didn't yet share his celestial perspective on matricide. His name is Ego after all.

>>86170023
because this movie is the one of the finest examples of flanderization i have ever seen. Anything people liked in the first movie was dialed to 11 in this. I can't imagine what the next is gonna be like

>>86171261
That's not exactly true, though?
>Quill is not obsessed with being recognized anymore
>Drax is much more relaxed
Rocket is still very much an asshole though, at least on the outside. And Gamora is boring.

>>86171261
Quill was dialled down if anything, Gamora and Rocket are both pretty much exactly the same, Groot and Drax are almost different characters entirely. Groot because he's a child now, Drax because he's been introduced to the concepts of humour and relaxation.