>COME GET YOUR VIRGINITY OUT OF THE LOST AND FOUND! Wait, what?

That's not actually a line in the movie, is it?

I too watched the last Red Letter Media review anon.

>>86168098
Yes it is. It was obviously improvised, because no writer would actually submit it, but they left it in the movie.

>>86168060
He lost his virginity and he wants to be a virgin again so he can be more bespoke and less threatening to women

>main villain of the movie gets defeated by getting zapped in the dick by 4 women
Bravo Feig

>>86168060
but if he lost his virginity...

How do I summon a succubus?

How come Freaks & Geeks was so good and yet this was so bad?

Stop dancing!

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>>86168060
What really pisses me off is that these woman make fun of virgins on the internet, despite the reality that there are a lot of males who are virgins who find it difficult to get a girlfriend, or those who have lost their virginity and find it very hard to maintain a long term relationship because they cannot fully satisfy the woman's needs because a lot of woman can be hard to be around (nothing against woman but this is the reality. Yes some are gold diggers while others don't know what they want and are not so sexually turned on by another guy's looks as us males are to a woman's). What a male wants the most if we are to be reasonable is to fuck a female we find very attractive but of course in the female's mind: they first have to make sure he has enough friends, can be trusted, has a good high status, dresses well, has reasonable hobbies. This is why trying to date a female is becoming harder and harder especially with the invention of things like facebook which shows the guy's whole life and if the girl doesn't like something about him, she drops him.

And yet these female comedians make fun of a male's virginity when being a male is the hardest right now compared to being a woman.

>>86168060
I also watched the Mr Plinkett video, OP

>>86168232
Keep pouring!

>>86168252
That's some yummy pasta anon

>>86168252
At first I thought they were virgin-shaming, but if virginity is in the lost and found, it means it's been lost, therefore they're sex-shaming

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>>86168113
>>86168264
Hi Paul

>>86168060

I enjoy the prevailing notion that a woman who isn't a virgin and is sexually liberated is good, but a guy who can't get laid is bad and 'virgin' should be used as a pejorative to chastise that man

Oh also let's keep making fun of small dicks but body shaming is bad okay

>>86168060
>MEN ARE SUCH DIRTY PIGS, ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT SEX!

>LOL YOU'RE VIRGIN, RIGHT!?

hmmmmm.

>>86168365
Eh, McCarthy or whatever the fuck her name is was just mega butthurt about the "nerds" hating on her shitty movie. It really got to her.

>>86168365
>Oh also let's keep making fun of small dicks but body shaming is bad okay

>women are beautiful at any size
>yuk, intact dicks are gross

>>86168440
>women
>consistency or logic

>>86168216
Judd Apatow

>>86168113
I was left not with anger at the Ghostbusters remake but a profound sadness. The director clearly had no vision, the writer had a different view of the material, actors left unchecked. A mess, a corporate mess.

>>86168060
It's a joke that confusing on its face, but also makes no sense with the slightest analysis, so it doesn't work on any level except if you're watching this movie to spite all the "misogynists" who supposedly hate this movie because of the female protagonists, and the joke is insulting in a very surface-level way, yet incoherent way, so you might like it.

Women are all cursed to be naturally hedonistic due to Lucifer's corruption. This is fact.

Checkmate atheists.

>>86168216
Because F&G was something Feig was familiar with, being a loser in high school.
He outright admitted he didn't know anything about ghostbusters and didn't even want to make this movie, but another award-winning decision by the brass at sony demanded him to.

>>86168060
I remember watching this a couple months ago and being slightly confused by this line. So...he lost his virginity then? Nice.

This is what happens when all you can think about for a joke is "LOL virgin!!!! those jokes are always good right???", but then forget to have it actually make sense.

>>86168579
This, like anything produced by Sony these days it just felt soulless and bland.

>still being a virgin after the age of 18
How?

>>86168630
reminds me of this kid who used to freak out and yell "YOU'RE A BRUTE" at me everytime I called him a fag

turns out he was a fag

>>86168579
All these lengthy reviews where they talk about the making of the movie always make me think how fucking hard it is to make an actually good movie. All the things that have to go right, and going through the corporate machine, producers, advertisers, and on and on, and you have to have some actual artistic vision that shines through all of it. I'm amazed that as many movies are as good as they are when I see how difficult it is.

>>86168698
ascending to a higher plane of mind

>>86168479
>Implying 4chan's arguments against women have any sort of consistency or logic

>>86168136
There is a thread on /x/ about this.

>>86168789
4chan the anonymous image board is all just me btw

>>86168710
This is why we need another BBS Productions or independent studio financing production company, everything feels so fucking bland these days and a lot of good indie films get thrown into the gutter without major studio backing.

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>>86168579
>>86168696
So... you're not ready to get litty in the jungle?

>>86168060
It's a great line. It's exactly what a woman would use to insult you without realizing that it just makes her look retarded.

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>>86168877
>they're actually remaking Jumanji even in light of Robin Williams' suicide
jesus sony needs to fucking die

>>86168365
Small dicks deserve to be made fun of because they make you useless as a man.

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Ad-libbing and improvisation is fine and all but you can't expect everything to come out of a persons mouth to be funny when they're trying to be funny. You get stuff like this "joke", which I'm sure they thought was absolutely hilarious at the time of filming, which ends up not being any funny at all because it makes no sense any which way you put it.

Stop dancing too, it's such a cheap and lazy way to pad out a scene when the situation doesn't call for it and it's just the characters being quirky.

guys, is that papa john's shit actually in the movie???
i-it's just an ad, completely seperate right?

>>86169163
But quirky women are cute and adorable and they make people want to pack the theater.

That's right, isn't it?

>>86168993
It's not really a remake, though. It's more like a sequel.

>>86169193
I literally walked out of the theater during this scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AQEXFDePLA

>>86169322
Is this in the movie or not? Didn't Plinkett say it was, or was that a joke?

>>86169370
It was just a joke, man.

>>86169412
It's hard to tell, and thanks.

>>86168216
TV shows have a room full of writers. Most likely Feig showed up every day, threw an idea and let people figure out the rest.

>>86168339
>ladyman acts like everybody else are the weird ones

I dont get it, whats this got to do with Rick and Morty?

>>86168993
They're remaking Alladin with Will Smith playing the Genie.

>>86170093
I honestly don't mind this casting, and I'd even smile if I found out he was going to sing a rap song like he did in his heyday in the 90s.

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>Do you get it no0O0ow!
>PAAAAEEEL FEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIGGG

>>86168365
You're being sarcastic, but there's actually consistency to that: if you're a virgin, you won't be admired. However, the difference is that women will almost be shamed for being virgins.

>>86169045
Men have more uses than just their sexual organs, unlike women. Are you a nigger?

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>>86168579
kill yourself, ghostbusters was always shit

you sound like a faggot, everyone working on what you call a "corporate mess" are richer and less friendless than you. Kill yourself

>>86171725
>needlessly bringing up blacks

Are you from /pol/?

>>86172587
No, I'm from /tv/ and have been for 9 years. You're a nigger, aren't you?

>Plinkett Review comes out and we suddenly hate Ghostbusters
Seriously, the fucking monkeys on this board

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>>86172817
Xd upbelted

>>86168060
Female comedians should all be hacked to death in a jungle by Congolese guerrillas with machetes. All of them.

>>86168060

Doesn't this make the fat lady the lost and found?
Does this mean you should regret losing your virginity to ham whales?

>>86168252
Unironically this

>man: "Wanna have sex?"
>woman: "No"
>woman: "Virgins are dumb!"
You made us this way, idiot

Remember Scarface?

>>86172817
>suddenly

>>86168060
That joke makes no sense.