Will it be kino?

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>>86166637

My hope is that he just calls colbert a faggot for 10 minutes.

I know this is basically going to turn into yelling about BLUMPH EATING 4 FUCKING SCOOPS THOUGH

drumpf is finished

>>86167046
>My hope is that he just calls colbert a faggot for 10 minutes.
That sure would be a SPICY, HIGH ENERGY meme! Praise kek!

>>86166637
I'm unironically hyped

>>86166637
That'll just increase his ratings from both sides.

>>86168669
It'd be funnier than his regular show.
Staring at a blank wall is funnier than liberal """"""""""comedy""""""""""

>>86169159
>alt right whining intensifies

>>86169159
Liberal slanted comedy used to be plenty funny. It's just gotten incredibly stale and angry lately, that's all.

I genuinely don't get the allure of late night talk shows but at least cuckman scoops hasn't been replaced by a third rate British 'comedian' yet.

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>>86169253
Are you sure it's him that's raging and not you?

>>86169190
>le altright boogieman
Conservative comedy is pretty rubbish too. Political "comedy" is almost always some out of touch millionaire telling you who to vote for, it sucks no matter what side you're on (unless you're a partisan retard), but liberals have become so much more painfully stupid, aggressively unfunny and downright embarrassing over the last couple of years.
If you unironically find this shit funny then you have an IQ of 20.

>>86169313
>liberals are dumb
We already knew this, anon.

>>86166637
What does someone like Colbert even want? Is he just a partisan Democrat or does he have ideals, and if so, what are they?

>STOP MAKING FUN OF THE JOKE PRESIDENT!!!

>>86169313
I'm not sure what you're talking about. I'm liberal, I just hate how stale the jokes have gotten. Colbert is no Jon Stewart. He worked better when he was playing a character. Colbert is too self-righteous, likely from his Catholic upbringing.

>>86169475
>STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT THIS UNFUNNY COMEDIAN

>>86169457
He wants people to watch his show.

He accomplishes this via low-hanging-fruit current-events comedy topics, like how the current executive branch is a hilarious mess.

>>86169159
this, i watched colbert recently and it was just unbearable, same with john oliver. Hilarious that fans of those shows pretend they are any better than fans of Alex Jones.

>>86168669
someone's salty :)

>>86169475
>STOP MAKING FUN OF MY FAVORITE """"""COMEDIAN"""""""""

>>86169313
>I don't like thing
>HAHA STOP RAGING
moron

>>86169503
>>86169530
Liberals tell jokes, conservatives elect them to office :^)

>>86169578
>le socialist meme man and goofy grandma

okay

>>86169578
HOLY SHIT! Ice cold fucking burn.

>>86169578
The guy who did Airplane! and Top Secret! was conservative.

It's not like being liberal or conservative means you can't do comedy. It just might manifest differently.

>>86169578
But libcucks are the biggest jokes around

>>86169650
>cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck

>>86169457

Controlled opposition. Ridiculing the ruling elite to make people feel like their media is in any way critical of them but making sure that noone realizes just how fucked their country is. Paying lip service to democratic values and social progressivism but nothing more and certainly not telling people to actually arm themselves (because guns are scary!) and rise up against Trump and his party of traitors. Because corporate media is benefitting too much from the status quo to actually challenge it.

>>86169686
Nah. Colbert is more likely a true believer, and just unknowingly part of the problem.

>Trump fails to repeal Obamacare
>Generals immediately tell him to fuck off when he tries to ban transgenders from the military
>Pence and other Republicans are already making preparations to replace him in 2020 or earlier
>FBI raided Manafort's house as the Russia investigation continues to uncover dirt
>Trump's phonecalls with foreign leaders showed just how much of a buffoon he is
>And he's losing a Twitter slapfight with North Korea
>Meanwhile the best retort his supporters can come up with is that they find a liberal comedian to be unfunny

Yeah, this is going to be kino. This guy must be a complete idiot for actually agreeing to this interview. I can't wait for Colbert to tear into the moron who managed to get himself fired in ten days from one of the most incompetent administrations of all time.

>>86169770
If diabeetus gets you banned from joining the army, wanting to cut off your cock and balls definetly should desu

>>86169848
Should should should. Call me when it actually does. It won't.

>>86169848
But that would be MEAN.

Who cares that trannies have high suicide rates? That just means they'll be more fearless in the field, like killing machines.

>>86169880
What a pointless comment.
You sound clinically retarded.

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>>86169313
yes

>>86169897
So were your comments. Both of them. Moron.

>>86169770
Too bad the tranny ban is gonna happen you sick fucking freak

>>86169984
What an embarrassing meltdown. I'm glad, for your sake, this is an anonymous website.

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>>86169937
>people actually watch every episode of this

WE
LIVE
INSIDE
OF
A
DREAM

>>86169992
Trump has not accomplished a single thing since taking office. Where the fuck do you get your misguided confidence?

>>86170061
>cracking down on sanctuary cities
>no one will touch muh guns for at least 4 years
He's pretty autismal, but that's all I really wanted desu

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>>86170037
I leave it on autoplay for background noise sometimes

>>86169685
Lel dat butthurt

>>86170005
Oh, the cognitive dissonance on your part is simply delightful.

>>86170115
why not choose literally ANYTHING else?

>>86170115
watch this instead, please stop giving him views.

https://www.youtube.com/user/wdtvlive42/videos

>>86170157
I like the sound of panel/talk shows.
Problem with YouTube is that leaving autoplay on a panel show will inevitably lead you to Colbert and I'm not really bothered to change it from the other side of the room.

>>86170137
I'm bot the one with the fractured arse, sperging out all over this thread because someone mocked your hero, lol. I'm not even an American, I'm just here to laugh at you.

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what a hard working and creative writing team

>>86170176
>expected it to be some shitty channel like InfoWars or Project Veritas
>it's actually some pretty nice historical videos
Thanks for this.

>>86170107
This, plus
>gave ICE back their claws
>got DAPL back on track (I directly benefit from this)
I usually vote GOP (voted for Barry back in '08, I admit) but the bawling liberals are always the icing on the cake whenever a Republican takes the presidency.

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>>86170061
Dont you have some pills to pop at the music festival you scum cunt? Your angelic nigger was a failure and a bust, the Don is cleaning up shop and getting shit done.

>>86170487
I love how all of these are either false, haven't happened yet ("planned to"), or are taking credit for something Obama did.

Also, he suffered this embarrassing defeat sometime ago:
http://www.wmur.com/article/democrat-cavanaugh-pulls-upset-in-state-senate-special-election/10360495

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>>86170487
why do you get so angry at people suggesting Trump may not be the best president america ever had?

maybe you're the one who should pop some pills, try aspirine for your butthurt

>>86170591

Cult of personality. Modern american politics have a tendency towards it.

>>86166637

I hope Stephen brings up that the Mooch got double cucked, first by getting fired after just ten days and now there's talk of blocking his sale of his hedgefund to the Chinese.

>>86168669
What's the matter lefty, can't meme?

>>86167046
Why do people keep perpetuating the two scoops thing like it's funny? It's the most obnoxious and unfunny forced meme in years.

>>86170681
Don't forget that his wife is divorcing him.

>>86170769
Desperation. Their meme president hasn't accomplished a single thing so they're hanging on to whatever drops they get.

>>86170487
>>86170351
Oh fuck, I completely forgot about the SCJ thing.

>>86170823
>>86170487

>>86169650
great comeback

>>86170873
Easily reversible once a Democrat gets back into office, like anything Trump has done.

>>86170801

Oh yeah, and he also missed his kid being born because he was with Trump.

>>86170897
>>86170556

>>86169770
Anyone else gonna respond to this?

>>86170556
>either false, haven't happened yet
Such as? I only counted a couple (wall and a few others...)
>or taking credit for something Obama did
Lol fuck off.

>>86170904
Supreme Court justices can only be appointed when one carks it, yeah?

>>86170873
I fail to see how appointed a judge to the supreme court is an accomplishment when he just had to pick a fucking name from a list. It was a done deal no matter who won the election unless the GOP were planning on being even bigger obstructionist assholes.

By the same logic every appointment he has made to his cabinet is an accomplishment since there was a vote that the Republicans forced through.

>>86169253
He has some non trump bits lately. The one about millenials, and one about the BBC (with the writer who used to be in all those conan bits)

>>86170966
Yes. Now think.

>>86170556
>Also, he suffered this embarrassing defeat sometime ago
And the Democrats suffered embarressing defeats in Georgia (despite spending tens of millions) and Montana (GOP guy literally assaulted someone and still won).

>>86169159
>being this triggered

>>86170949
>ignores the special election loss
lol, trumpies.

>>86170556
>State Senate special election loss

How embarrassing, oh my~

>>86170999
>>86170990

>>86170990
>GOP guy literally assaulted someone and still won

USA! USA! USA!

>>86171044
>>86170999

>>86171022

>>86170990
This happened after both of those.

The wind is no longer blowing your way.

>>86170974
Half the reason I voted GOP was so a GOP president would select a conservative justice to replace Scalia. I wanted Cruz but I was always gonna vote GOP, lol.

>>86170926
Oh some bullshit fingers-in-ears lalala crumpfts a failure drivel without any evidence to back it up? The coddled liberal mentality shines through again

>>86170990
Both of these are easily explainable.

Georgia, some Trumptard went up and shot up a bunch of Republicans and won them the election.

Montana, the assault happened after 90% of the votes were in.

>>86170999
You didn't answer the question I actually asked.

>>86171108
>Trump fails to repeal Obamacare
>Generals immediately tell him to fuck off when he tries to ban transgenders from the military
>Pence and other Republicans are already making preparations to replace him in 2020 or earlier
>FBI raided Manafort's house as the Russia investigation continues to uncover dirt
>Trump's phonecalls with foreign leaders showed just how much of a buffoon he is
>And he's losing a Twitter slapfight with North Korea
>Meanwhile the best retort his supporters can come up with is that they find a liberal comedian to be unfunny

How is Trump not a failure?

>>86170974
Having the foresight to choose a good SCJ is something all presidents are judged on. Choosing a shitty/corrupt SCJ is a major blemish on a presidents record, looks like you know jack shit there bud.

>>86171119
>this delusion

>>86171147
>it's only delusion when muh libruls do it
>pizzagate is real guys!

>>86171132
>>86170487
He's done plenty, Obama also skipped out on a bunch of his promises.
Frankly, I don't know when and why people started trusting politicians again, on both sides.

>>86171156
Nice strawman.
I'm not even a Republican, lol. I voted for le what's a leppo man.

>>86171167
I don't trust Democrats either but I can still see Trump is a failure of a president. Yet whenever I point it out I get called a "triggered liberal" because of that "with us or against us" mentality.

>>86169599
grow up

>>86171182
I voted for him too.

>>86171196
Fair enough. I don't like him much, either.

>>86171138

Okay, and? How is Gorsuch an accomplishment? He's apparently a bigger right wing corporate fellating asshole than Scalia.

>>86171167
>He's done plenty

Yeah, plenty show what a giant hypocrite and a fat liar he is.

>>86171243
>He's apparently
Good argument, anon.

>>86171309
>Hillary was apparently responsible for Benghazi!
- Republicans

>>86171374
Why do liberals devolve into sarcastically screeching facts like we're supposed to disagree with them?

>>86171167
What the fuck did Obama even accomplish in his first 6? Bailout the banks and companies that bankrupted the nation? Coined the term too big to fail? Got a nobel peace prize and continued the bombing? The beginning of all the modern-day ethnic strife we're facing? Yeah fuck that even if Donald falls through with every single promise he would still be better than the immeasurable fuck ups of Bush and Obambam.

>>86171432
Hillary was cleared of any responsibility for Benghazi. Facts my ass.

>>86171439

Saved the auto industry. Got Bin Laden. Obamacare, despite its flaws, gave relief to million of people with medical issues, and you know, he actually tried to work with Republicans on it rather than write in behind closed doors and then rush it through a day after it was revealed...

>>86171374
Yes the embassies and diplomatic retreats the US has around the world is under the jurisdiction of the SoS. The leader is responsible for their subordinates mistakes. The lady was sound asleep when the libyans were storming the embassy, that's pretty negligent, even Obama threw her under the bus and rightly so.

>Shows that air 11:30 pm everyday
>As if people does not have to work in the moring


Who are watching them?

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>>86166637
it would only be kino if as the Mooch is being introduced with the sax and trumpets and shit instead of shaking colbert's hand and sitting down he fucking clocks him and starts wailing on him until security throw him out, and then they don't what they're going to do for the rest of the show because stephen is knocked out

>>86171619
They know this so they immediately upload basically the entire show to their YouTube channel. That's where people watch them.

>>86171644
This but instead of Mooch doing it to Colbert, Colbert does it to Mooch.

>>86168669
>being this triggered

>>86171644
shut the fuck up drumpflet

>>86171664
>>86171694
#RESIST

>>86171551
Cleared of any responsibility" and then sidelined for the rest of Obamas term. What happened to her was a step down from a presidential pardon but still has the same implication, an admission of guilt.

>>86171738
And what exactly do you think she did? Explain.

>>86170769
/pol/ is literally edgy 14 year olds. How does their humor surprise you?

>>86169578
epic

>>86170769
>>86170823
>>86171788
lel

>>86170769
Juvenile meme for a juvenile comedian :^)

>>86171619
they reair retard.

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GROMPF

>>86171668
>>86170739
>>86169527
>all these nu/pol/ rebbit replies
so easy to spot, you have to go back

You guys are all morons, this is like WWF wrestling, staged conflict so you will talk about it, vote on it, watch it and pay for it.

Why are leftists so bad at comedy?

>>86172085
You've never considered the fact that most of them are paid to react like this?

>>86171760
Extreme negligence that includes literally sleeping on he job which resulted in the torture and murder of 4 Americans, one of which was an ambassador, a position that falls directly under her subordination.

>>86169937
I unironically believe what he's doing is important to keep a leader in check, but up to a point.
You'd also need to let him do his job once in a while. What would he say if his boss came to see him everytime he's writing his jokes and say "What is this? It's shit, you're shit. You're shit and you should be fired."

>>86172584
Donald Trump is America's boss and he does that every time he gets criticized. "Saturday Night Live is failing! It should be canceled!" Uh huh...

>>86172618
>Donald Trump is America's boss

He isn't though. He's America's employee. America hired and pays him.

>>86168669
did someone in primary school call you a faggot or something?

>>86169937
someone should draw Colbert kissing Trump

>>86172665
Oh, it's you again.

>>86172911
Well Americans still need to be fixed.

>>86172783
I never understood why a liberal comedian like Colbert makes so many homophobic jokes about Trump.

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ONE SCOOP

I DONT KNOW WHY

DOESNT EVEVANILLA MATTER HOW HARD I CHEW

>>86173559
Gonna save this image to trigger /qa/. What are those teardrops supposed to be, though? Why would anyone get a tattoo of that?

>>86173559
>doesn't even attempt to rhyme it
FFS

>>86173624
it means you killed a guy

>>86174135
The fuck?

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>>86166637
>censors
Implying this isn't liberals who are censoring dissenting opinions right now.

>>86169650
lmao is that all you've got?

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>>86168669
S H A D I L A Y

>>86174510
Original was better