Cast it
>>86165038
Big Boss
Micheal Cera as liquid snake
Idris Elba as Big Boss
>>86165038
Solid Snake
>>86165052
more like Nig Boss
Liquid Snake
>>86165084
the paki versions are always based
>Snake
Chris Evans
>Liquid
Christian Bale
>Ocelot
Troy Baker
>Campbell
John Doman
>>86165038
It's not even a good video game how can it be a good movie lel
>>86165038
>"My movie will be good" Says the director
Look, I trust him that he can make a competent film but honestly Metal Gear is such a shit fest I don't think any of it will translate, same happens with the Resident Evil movies
They are both videogames with shitty and cheesy storylines, how the fuck are you gonna translate that into a movie, maybe it'll be pure schlock like Skull Island? and maybe it'll be good that way?
I've always wanted Huge Jackedman to be Solid Snake and Michael Wincott as Revolver.
Gosling as Kaz
>>86165398
>Chris Evans
A 36 year old snake who looks like a 29 year old. Yeah, great choice.
>>86165813
I would like this, but Hugh needs some cooldown time to not be a meme character for a little while
>>86166017
He looks the part pretty well
"Movie will be good, says man with no taste and a track record of making shit movies."
I caught Skull Island on a plane. Jesus was a piece of shit.There's a scene where they're about to take off from a ship in helicopters. You can clearly see there's room for three on the deck of a freighter.
Then when they get into the air there's a dozen helicopters. Like you're not supposed to be paying attention to the movie.
>>86166091
Jake g as boss
>>86165038
Big Boss is Viggo
>>86165398
>Troy Baker
that guy sucks
Ocelot is Michael Pitt bruh
>>86168212
I agree with this, but Michael Pitt is apparently an absolute dickwad to work with onset.
Yes, ma'am, madam president.
wait, this is really happening?
SHIA LEABUF AS EVERYONE IN ALL THE METAL GEAR GAMES.jpeg
>>86165038
>first great video game movie
I don't think so.
Kurt Russel as old Big Boss.
>>86168377
>could be
Jesus this guy has a lot of confidence
>>86165882
Gosling as Ocelot
Michael Pitt as Raiden
Armie Hammer as Solid Snake
Jake Gyllenhaal as Otacon
Viggo Mortensen as Big Boss
Chris Hemsworth as Liquid
Louis Herthum as Solidus
Doug Jones as Psycho Mantis
Casper Van Dien as Kaz
Zero as Colin Firth
Pom Klementieff as Paramedic
Corey Hawkins as Sigint
Seino Nana as Mei Ling
some ideas
>nip trash isn't even the first good video game
>or a good game
>but somehow it will be the first good video game movie
But MGS2 already has a film adaptation
>>86168556
Why is MGS so quotable
>>86168728
Solidus could be Kurt Russell, just saying.
>>86165084
>top right
He could totally play Kinzo in an Umineko movie
>>86165038
I've been binge playing the metal gear solid hd collection and realized how there is no way to believably portray a man fighting a harrier jet or a walking bipedal tank. This movie will make vidya and film look bad
MGS is a cheesy campy series in between being really super cereal and would make a strange movie. imagine something like the Quiet spurging in the rain scene on film or any of the retarded lines in this game being said for western audience
>>86168847
You could do it if it was an animated movie.
>>86165038
Reminder that these stories really only work in the medium of video games, are really only impressive because of what they're able to accomplish in each generation, and no possible adaptation for a movie could possibly hide how ridiculous they are. Think of the climax of the movie, two super soldiers who are revealed to be twins, (or brothers), and partial clones of a renowned soldier whose dead body was the MacGuffin of the story and wasn't actually featured in the film, and this reveal comes in the middle of a fight that takes place over a walker Mobile robot, and just imagine anything so incredibly ridiculous happening in anything that isn't a shitty, B-movie.
Jack O'Connell as a young Soild Snake in an adaptation of the first two MSX Metal Gear games. I feel like starting in at the ground floor, with stories that are fairly simple and not many people have experienced, gives any potential film the space to do its own thing and not be too beholden to the games.
>>86165084
>Venom, Solidus
>Old, Naked
>>86168870
that would be great for a HBO show
>>86168847
>believably portray a man fighting a harrier jet
all it takes is a Stinger or an Igla. Afghani mujahideen dune coons used stingers to take out something like 450 Russian aircraft. The harrier was stationary and low flying for a lot of its time fighting snek, thats a cakewalk for MANPADs
>>86168755
this movie sucks lol
damn, even Guardians is more MGS ish then WS
>>86168870
>imagine something like the Quiet spurging in the rain scene on film or any of the retarded lines in this game being said for western audience
That didn't even work in video game work.
>>86168963
lol
>>86168883
sauce?
Metal Gear Solid Series
>Snake/Boss, you must rescue/meet up with someone
>You must stop the launch of metal gear, a nuclear equip tank that can't be stopped and will spell doom for the entire world if launched
>Somehow stop launch but really don't
>After witnessing Metal Gear killing an entire army of soldiers, helicopters, tanks, and jets told you alone must stop it with stinger missles/rocket launchers
>somehow do
>Find out Ocelot is a double/triple agent/spy
>>86168959
>The harrier was stationary and low flying for a lot of its time fighting snek
THAT WAS RAIDEN YOU FUCK
>>86169032
Spriggan
>>86168900
MGS is basically a mashup of Kojimbles favorite shitty B-movies though
>>86168959
Yea after getting shot with bullets and missiles? Do the mujahdeen have health restoring rations too?
>>86169105
>MGS is basically a mashup of Kojimbles favorite shitty B-movies though
And? I think you're understating the creativity behind them, but it wouldn't make a good proper movie.
>>86169133
>Yea after getting shot with bullets and missiles? Do the mujahdeen have health restoring rations too?
>being a scrub
s m h
>Cate Blanchett as The Boss
its a wrap
>>86169171
I'm not proud of this but I've S-ranked all the mgs on all difficulties including European Extreme
>>86168755
Its themes are superficial af but they definitely knew what they were doing when they had a spy action movie cold open on a tanker.
rosie o'donnell as the boss
Owen Wilson as miller
Major Zero
>>86169260
Luke Wilson would be better, he actually has charisma while Luck is an air head
>>86169319
Major Zero is a Chink tho, presumably an Hong Konger-Briton.
John Krasinski as Snake
>>86169367
Just put some tape from the corners of his eyes to his temples
>>86165084
What's he supposed to be in the 4th panel?
Indonesian?
Naked Snake
>Huge Jankman
The Boss
>Robin Wright maybe?
Para-Medic
>Jenna Coleman
Sigint
>Dave Chappelle
Major Zero
>Colin Firth
Solid Snake
Gaspard Ulliel as Snake
>>86169181
This is a pretty good shout lad
>>86169600
He's too old.
>>86169600
Way tooshort
>>86169600
Old Snake
>inb4 they cast a nigger
>>86168728
You know to many actors
>>86168728
>Gosling as Ocelot
Ocelot was only nineteen or something in Snake Eater. Gosling doesn't fit any age he's been in-game.
the JOOST as Quiet
>>86169208
Imagine all the things you could have down with that wasted time
>David Bowie will never play zero
>>86169775
Yeah, like shitposting on /tv/.
>>86169379
>Snaaake? Snaaaake!
>just looks at camera
>>86165038
Could, but obviously won't be.
>>86165168
Kek
>>86169775
It's all wasted time, we're just killing time until we die
As long as you enjoy what you're doing with your limited time on earth, that's really all that matters at the end of the day
>>86169768
I want to sniff her used tampons
>>86169736
nah, just some
im giving ideas
>>86168728
>format is actor as character
>zero as colin firth
really activates your almonds
>>86169911
kek
>>86165813
Maybe it's just, but I feel like Hugh might be a bit too old to play Solid Snake. He might be a good Big Boss though.
>>86165038
I don't want a MGS movie.
What I want is an unrelated movie influenced by MGS.
I want a movie that takes the same over-the-top 1980's B-movie schlock and runs with it, but with its own ideas and characters.
This guy from November Man.
Really reminded me of snake.
>>86169775
Well half of it was during middle school/high school so it wasn't that big of a waste
>>86165052
>>86165074
>what is Beasts of No Nation
>>86165038
Me as snake and Amy schumer as big tit boss. We fuck.
>>86165038
guys help who should be the last one?
>>86169768
>the JOOST as Quiet
Stupidest, most nonsensical casting yet. kys.
>>86168900
not really, its possible, its just that the directors are usually spergs with only a superficial understanding of the source material.
Kubrick basically only ever did adaptations from Books. His Adaptations captured the ideas of the books but were usually presented in a way that gave a vastly differant tone or told a specific messege Kubrick wanted while maintaining the general plot.
modern adaptations including marvel, anime adaptations ect don't understand this and they just try to 1-1 what they saw in their source material and film it (Ghost in the Shell being the most recent example where they quite accurately film key visual shots but the actual plot seems to be nothing special) so instead of baking a cake but putting a new twist on it, you get a bunch of cardboard then paint it to look like the cake your trying to recreate in the book
>>86169367
he isn't. he was as anglophile as they come, constantly going on about tea and James Bond and how the SAS are so much better than USS back in WW2
>>86165038
>Cast it
Just make it full CG and use the regular VA's
>>86169181
>ywn see Cate Blanchett in that suit facing off against snake in the field at the end of mgs3
>>86171812
>Kubrick basically only ever did adaptations from Books.
With better stories than Metal Gear Solid. It's apparently easier to adapt books than video games.
>its just that the directors are usually spergs with only a superficial understanding of the source material.
I can't imagine an adaption of MGS that either wasn't incredibly cliche, or incredibly silly. I would be very impressed with the creativity of the director who could make a good movie out of Kojima's output. "Understanding" doesn't change the nature of the source material.
>>86171865
>he isn't. he was as anglophile as they come
This was actually important to the plot too, he was basically an English supremacist and wanted the entire world to speak English so they could be influenced by English ideas and cultural memes
>>86171867
>Just make it full CG and use the regular VA's
Of course. I mean, the Resident Evil CGI movies were masterpieces.
>>86171971
are those movies actually canon with the games?
>>86172152
Yes.
>>86168771
Why does "A HIND D!?" make me giggle?
If memory serves me right, I recall reading an article where Kojimbo said he took inspiration from Sean Penn when he designed the first Solid Snake on PSX
>>86172313
>that webm
muh dick. isn;t the one in the pink top in a lot of youtube tier ass videos?
>>86170108
>>86172361
dunno
>>86172313
Snake on the cover of Metal Gear was based on Kyle Reese from Terminator.
His character portrait in Metal Gear 2 was based on Mel Gibson
>>86172313
>>86172457
>imagine being in a house filled with woman like these
i would kill myself because autistic and can't get women
>>86172361
olivia jensen
>>86172543
Yes, everyone fucking knows this at this point, shrimp dick. Why don't you tell everyone how The Legend of Zelda was based on Shigeru Miyamoto fucking around in the woods behind his house as a kid and Super Mario Bros 2 is actually Doki Doki Panic! in Japan while you're so desperately trying to sound knowledgeable and smart?
>>86168743
>i was too youn/not even born yet when this franchise trilogy came out, so lets call it shit.
>>86165038
>MGS movie
They did that already, it sucked.
>>86170274
(you) should. fits right in that line of faggots/fag characters
>>86172873
were they the first for using all-female army ?
>>86168755
only movie where I'd bang ScarJo otherwise she's kike gollum
>>86172969
I think so.
Wouldn't it just be reverse Die Hard?
>>86172313
Is this porn ? If so sauce pls
>>86166091
>full beard
>solid snake
fucking triggered
>>86168755
>>86165038
MGS is literally Star Wars without light sabers and the force. Could be good, could be bad, you can make out of the first Metal Gear Game a decent 90 minutes action movie, up until MGS1, then you need a mini series because of the whole stuff who happens and if you let anything out no one would understand anything anymore even if it was hard to understand with the whole story content.
>>86165813
He's 50, still looks younger than that, but I think Logan was his last action oriented movie in general.
>>86165038
would have more filler than peace walker
why not?
Only one man has the exact right combination of looks, memes and autism necessary for Solid Snake
>This bitch is wearing perfume!
Will they skip him, ruin him, or do him well at the risk of alienating normies?
>>86178761
hhhhhhhmmmmmm......nnnnmmmmm...nootka.....hmmmmmmm
>>86165052
>>86165074
>>86165084
>>86165138
Why is Idris Elba the go to for race baiting? Dude's a solid actor and would be one of the few race swaps I could get behind.
Big Boss
>>86179141
Because HE is a good actor that people wouldn't mind race swapped.
Better than someone like Will Smith.
Will Smith already race swapped Deadshot and soon to be the Genie in Aladdin.
>>86179485
I think it'd be just the right time to get Kief to play Venom before he gets any older.
MGS: Outer Heaven when?
>>86165038
>no Kojima
Try again.
>>86179141
Mostly stems from the calls for him to be James Bond
>>86165038
>Literally who says a video game that is 70% cutscenes and basically steals every good character, concept and theme from other superior books/films could be a great VIDEO GAME movie
Pic related
>>86178920
ruin him
>>86175974
>Mcuck unironically thinks Winter Soldier decent film, better than First Avenger and anti-obama
eddy redmyne as snake
eddie murphy as donkey
eddie izard as liquid
eddie bravo as sholgin
idris elba as raiden
>>86180246
movies are 100% cutscene though so what's your point :^)
>>86168743
>Being this mad at Japs
Lol, fuck off Wang.
>>86165038
Director Guy Ritchie
Cinematography by Larry Fong
Solid Snake/Liquid Snake Henry Cavill
Big Boss/Venom Snake/Solidus Snake Kevin Costner
Meryl Silverback Amy Adams
Revolver Ocelot Armie Hammer
Rest I don't care.
KURT RUSSEL - VOICED BY DAVID HAYTER.
>>86168883
AAAAAH!!! SPRIGGAN!!!!
The casting is going to be completely garbage with the exception of one side character. Mark my words.
>>86165813
well he is old enough to play naked snake now
>>86175572
MGS2 had snake with a beard
>>86172399
This is my favorite movie of all time.
Kiefer Sutherland
>>86172873
fuck you man
the climax was THE SHIT
>>86172901
that hurts man also im not a manlet so it couldn't work m8
>>86165052
Boss Nigger.
>>86165038
>Metal Gear Solid could be first 'great video game movie,' says Metal Gear Solid movie director
I fixed it. What a sleazy shit title. Of course he'd say that.
>>86165398
>Casting someone else for Liquid.
No! Fucking NO. It has to be the same actor playing both parts, with a goofy british accent on top. If Bale was younger I'd say him for both. using his natural accent for Liquid. Dude could do it.
The science is already fucky enough, don't make the clones look like totally different people.
You know he's the right choice.
>>86172313
sauce?
>>86169519
Filipino
>>86179141
>dudes a solid actor
no he isn't. have you fucking seen luther? he just looks hard.
i hate that people think he's super smart and sophisticated because he played stringer bell, he's just a normal dude with a huge back.
>>86172703
i didn't know that
and i don't think he's smart just because he knows something dude, relax.
>>86165084
top right
Finn Wolfhard as Sniper Wolf
Obvious reply
too old though
>first "great video game movie"
Has he never seen Tron?
>>86165038
You can't make it into a movie. It'll be cringey shit. It's a fun game series, but that doesn't mean it would translate to a good movie.
>>86181902
Tron is a video game? Wasn't tron a movie first and foremost?
>>86180998
GOD DAMMIT ENGINEER
>>86180970
Yes sir are you ditzy little tight passed fucboiii
>>86165084
WHy did they get rid of this ):
>>86183247
>takes the bandage of his arm
we doing this?
>>86182061
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME THROWN OFF THE AIR
>>86183417
It already started you knob gobbling pony fuckr. Fucking twinkie assed twinkle doo. I bet you wear pink and purple Bitch ass underwear bitch.
>170 posts
>no mention that the perfect MGS movie already exists
Sad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Va8jDL6ONk
Punished "Venom" Snake
>>86165038
But we already had 2 rounds of snakekino in 1981 and 1996.
>>86183515
You don't happen to have an animated version of this Gondola do you? One with sound preferably. It deserves one if it doesn't have one already.
>>86183853
>lipidus snake
>>86166017
>>86166091
He would be better as Naked Snake or Venom Snake.
>>86166043
>>86169993
>>86177265
>>86180642
I guess I should've said that I HAD always wanted him as Solid. Michael Wincott should still be Ocelot though.
>>86184041
I wish Brody I wish
>Special operations FOXHOUND. Revolver... Ocelot.
>>86181070
Nigga liquid was blond snake wasen't they were twins but they didn't look the same probably because of shitty eva genes
>>86184381
they are clones though?
>>86186218
nice
>>86165038
I'd rather have a netflix style original story that branches into the original game's outer heaven mission.
>>86186218
Shit he would make a great MGS1 era Ocelot.
>>86169612
I'd say this look wise, but can he act?
>>86175974
>that superman crying pic
the feels man, the feels
>>86169800
It still hurts, anon.