DAMN, Seagal looked like THAT?

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>>86164316
Seagal was balding significantly earlier in his career.

Why are hairlets so insecure?

>>86164385
You just know he beat the fuck out of her soon after this event they were attending.

post his thick daughter

Am I the only person who assumed Seagal was at least a quarter asian for a while? I was surprised to find he's actually half Jewish and half general European

>>86164451

Why not post his cute daughter from the Gamera movies?

>>86164385
JUST

>>86164316
The funny thing is that in his first movie Above the Law he has a fake decent hairline in the first scenes that take places years before the main action of the movie. But after that he's OP's pic. What a legend.

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>>86164316

>>86164316
J U S T
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how the fuck can you go from >>86164316 to pic related?

>>86167062
oriental medicine apparently

>>86167062
hairplugs.

>>86167105
with hair from where? he basically got a whole scalp-transplant

>>86167062
the same nigh-20-year old wig plus some black magic marker on the front (confirmed by Exit Wounds co-star Tom Arnold)

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What are some legitimately good Seagal flicks?

>>86169018
Executive Decision

>>86169018
Out For Justice, Hard To Kill, Above The Law and Marked For Death are /Seagal/ core.

>>86164459
wtf he thought he was native american

>>86164524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8d2tr0o1wU

>>86169018
Hard to Fill
Under Fridge
Out for a Snack
Marked for Diet
The Slimmer Man
Food Down Below

>>86169018
Under Siege 1 & 2
On Deadly Ground

>>86164695
He needs to take lessons from Tom Cruise. That guy can run.

>>86167062
Sucking Vladimir Putin's dick apparently grows your hairline.

>>86169018
absolution and a good man are good modern seagal movies

>>86170621
This man knows, especially On Deadly Ground is extreme kino. It also had an environmentalist messsage years before An Inconvenient Truth was made, proving Steven is the greatest filmmaker of our time

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>>86167062
Hair Fibers

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How do I become a punani magnet?

>>86171854
I still hope for the day the original cut of the 10 minutes environmentalist PSA, only 3 made the cut in the finished movie

literally the only thing that keeps me going

>>86171913
>10 minutes
wait scratch that
from imdb.com
>Steven Seagal filmed almost 40 minutes' worth of footage for the environmental message he delivers at the end of the film and was going to use all 40 minutes in the final cut. The combination of pressure from Warner Brothers and a disastrous preview screening (audiences members were booing, laughing, and making obscene gestures for the entire sequence) led Seagal to cut the final scene down to around 7 minutes.
I dont know about you but I think the world is ready for some seagalkino(tm)

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>>86172080

I have to see this

>>86167062
He's so self conscious about his running that he never exercises.

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>>86164316
>"Anybody seen richie?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsurHnZiNy0

>>86164695
did he not have a father?