*leans back* I CHECK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yW aSfGosbQ

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>>86163040
>"Ben what are you still doing here? Jennifer Garner's waiting for you at home"

>>86163040
i dont get it

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>>86163040
>he knows hollywood is full of rats

poker is gay as hell

>>86163040
poor ben

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvcVnrRi5-I

>>86163734
t. bridge player

>>86163874
t. Fag

>>86163040
>Jennifer Gardner's waiting for you at home
holy shit, Matt KEKED Ben!

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>>86163883

>>86163040
>nice acting

you can totally see the tell in his eyes

"When you sit down at a table and can't spot the sucker... the sucker is you."

>>86163734
Fag

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>>86163040
leaning back is a tell

>>86163928
It is all about the pursed lips, bro.

>>86163734
t. fish

>>86163947
The kid's got alligator skin

>>86164041
and the raised eyebrow

>>86163700
the joke is as an actor his poker face is shit

This son of bitch, all night he, Check. Check. Check

>>86164185
And the alligator skin.

https://youtu.be/YFF3E0Aqdlc

>>86164355
mistar sun of beach, let's play some cards!

>>86164355
*eats quarter of an oreo* puts it down

I have my phone on mute. What is the meme about?

>>86164470
That Damon is not only shit at poker, but acting too.

>>86163734
t. broke as fuck

>>86163040
Nobody bought that, he can't act for shit

>>86163040
What the fuck is this video? Why is Matt Damon playing poker?

>>86163040
he would have been fine if he was wearing sunglasses, a ski-mask, a beanie, a bane-mask, a hankerchief covering his banemask, and a hoodie pulled up and tied over his head

>>86163734
the game itself is fine but all the body movement and facial reading is dumb

>>86164595
To practice for his role in Rounders.

Also why did they say Ben Affleck's acting was bad in Jersey Girl? That's not true.

>>86163850
Pure kino

>ben affleck is a bad actor meme

what is this pre 2016?

>>86164623
...But Rounders was made like 20 years before this video.

>>86164663
Ye

>>86163734
it's boring and it's for fat alcoholic loser autists

>>86164378
>posting that corny shit

Make way for some real gamblekino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a1SZmFu7Kc

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>>86163571
Now no one is waiting for him at home.

>>86164595
Its from a movie called Rounders

>>86163734
Poker is fun, but some people spend creepy amount of hours learning and playing the game and if you're not ready to do that as well you'll lose most of the time against them, so that takes some of the fun out. Got better things to focus on.

>>86164747
It's clearly not, too old in this vid.

>>86164747
That's impossible, because they mention Jersey Girl, which came out after Rounders.

>>86163040
Bad play by Damon. The check on the flop is good but god damn he missed out.

>>86163850
>Do I have to be beaten by every goddamn hand I'm in?!
The eternal conundrum. There's more pathos here than the last twenty movies I've seen combined.

>>86164769
Kinda the same thing as with fighting games. I don't know how people do it, that's way too much to keep track of and you have to do it in the moment.

>>86164717
I'm a hustler, homie, you a customer crony

>>86164444
Hey man

>>86163040
>1%
a straight?

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>>86163040
>calls with 10-6

What a weird fucking move. And I was genuinely shocked when he checked at the end. How did he get there?

>>86164786
idiot

>>86164872
1 vs 1
You bring your lunch money, I'll bring the bank

>>86164894
full house beats straight

>>86163734

It's poker, not pokim

>>86163928
Yeah the jumping back into his seat then the "check" while he looks so god damn guilty didn't give him away on the flop.

>>86164952
1 vs 1
bring all your friends
I'll also be alone

>>86164967
what's that 1% then?

Rounders is a great movie

he said they had an idea for a sequel

>>86164912
It's an obvious all-in situation. Worst case someone else has 10-6, but hat's very unlikely, and you know they can't have pair of 10's, and people would assume you're bluffing anyway and some Ace-shit hand will call you

>>86164894
Yeah.The last two cards would have to be a Jack and a Queen. Technically possible, so it has to be assigned a value. I'm guessing that's not the actual % though, but what do I know.

>>86165000
Higher full house, running kings.

>>86165000
A poker, 4 of a kind

>>86165053
>>86165024
ignore these

>>86164967
>>86165024
Yeah that's right what do I know

>>86165001
>he said they had an idea for a sequel
Worm becomes a white supremacist that learns to love

post poker kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAxU45Rylp0

>seiver is going to be literally shocked to see phil has the four-deuce

>>86164769
>creepy amount of hours

are you a woman, underage, or just reddit?

>>86165063
>a full house beats a 4 of a kind

t. someone who's never played with 4 aces

I feel for you kid, your pockets must have holes in them. Go back to google apps

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEK20zFtSkY

>>86164499
He is checking as to not scare everyone off.

>>86165090
Damn, props for laak for sticking with 2,4. I probably would've folded that early

Used to do online poker, one of those turbo nerds running like 5-6 games at a time, made money from it but it was a super grind, realised I could make better money from a job and the occasional higher stakes poker tournament. All these $5 buy-in tournaments have so many people who just play retarded its barely fun. At least with $100 buy in people act like rational human beings and its actually fun

>>86165173
He can't get a 4 of a kind in that situation.

>>86165090

WEW

>>86165090
Straight up Kino right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHNho7H2sZQ

>>86163850
>the canadian saying "check ur privalege"
I fucking hate this country

>>86165187
Good advise Alfleck

>>86165090
how is he allowed to wear headphones?

>>86163850
>that first clip
Why do all poker players seem to like anime?

>>86165039
he can't get that

>>86165187
I can understand that, but checking on the river was stupid. He had the nuts. There's no reason he shouldn't have bet.

>>86165119
be careful who you accuse with that spacing

No, I just prefer spending 12 hours a day on my own obsession instead of poker. I spend creepy amounts of hours pursuing my own hobbies too. What I meant was that poker would be a "once in a while" thing that I wouldn't be too serious about, which means I'd get fucked in pretty much every game I'd play in, and that's why I would never play for money against strangers.

Checking on the river with the nuts is 2deep5u

>>86163040
Is he playing for charity or something? He doesn't need the money and poker is boring as fuck.

>>86165507
He can, like I said, running kings. (that means the turn is a king and the river is a king.) That gives him KKKTT which is higher than TTT66

>>86165507
If 2 kings flop he has it.

>>86165478
I hate anime desu.

>>86163040
>DUDE MIND GAMES LMAO

Anybody have the video where the guy is all cocky saying "The only thing that can beat me is a 9!" and then they draw a 9 and the dude dematerializes?

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>>86163850
fucking KEK

>>86165671
Shit taste on your part.
*leaves thread*

>>86165173
>>86165053
>>86165024

the answer is runner-runner kings for a better full house. how do grown men not know how to play poker at all.

>>86165637
but he has a king and a 9

The Great Dane is always kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYvGpNyiAQA

>>86165787
jesus. you can make a hand with any combination of 5 cards, available from what is in your hand and on the board.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wpkHF8JHMg

>>86165787
Yes, but in Texas Holdem you don't need to use both your hole cards, like in Omaha. You can make the best possible 5 card hand from both the board and your hole cards. So in the case of running kings he can use his king together with KKTT on the board to form KKKTT, which would be better than any 5 card hand Damon could form.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4vUVIiGv-w

>>86165995
"Businessmen"

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Two of my favourites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_0BE02g2rg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh49fHFMUTg

>>86165256
How the hell did he know exactly what was in Laak's hand just based on the raise?

>>86165877
>>86165951
ah, we don't use that rule here

>>86166073
I bet they actually are businessmen desu. China just has a really big gamble culture.

>>86166132
Well, those are the universal rules of Texas Holdem.

>>86166085
>YOU DONT KNOW I LOVE LADY?

>>86166090
They're both known players who have played against each other a bunch of times, so I guess they learned to read each other and become familiar with each other's habits (what kind of cards they'd play like this, etc.) I don't know shit about poker so some other anon will probably have a more informed idea though.

>>86166085
Lame favs

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I had trips.

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>>86166085
this fucking guy lol

>>86166271
They're pretty much best friends I think. They were roommates too.

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>>86163850
This shit is great, and it gave me that poker itch.

>>86166391
Makes sense. I knew I had seen them in a bunch of videos, but didn't know how close they were.

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>>86166368
twips*

>>86166085
>>86166227
>>86166369
Why do the asians always gamble at poker so much harder than others?

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An Australian shitposter in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUAJJg6MEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JigXkpT2KFs

BUBBLEGUMMMM

>>86163850
Honestly the internet shit wasn't that great. We have that moron who chased every 3 of a kind he saw. Was he on twitch? What is the point of streaming yourself playing internet poker? The only thing I can think of is that you need to somehow prove you're a moron.

>>86166615
Kek

>>86163040
It's actually super embarrassing to make an iconic poker movie and then suck so bad at poker irl.

>>86165090
only tom dwan and patrick antonius are kino

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>>86166615
Tilly's tits are just god damn distracting.

>>86164707
Alcoholic . Yes. Loser, maybe. Autistic.? Never.

>>86166581
they're naturally greedy

>>86164707
Shit. Fat? No?

>>86165852
I love how he pissed off that one fag.

>>86164663
Ih8u

>>86166391
It gives me a warm feeling watching them play, pretty fun

>>86163734
t. this guy is honestly right and yall know it

>>86166369
>Canadian flag
>BORN IN CHINA
every single time

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>>86166615
>"Sorry Phil, dont let me bully you"

>>86163996
Underrated>>86164813
Says the guy who can see all the cards.

I don't know the game but was he acting distressed even though he was winning?

>>86164813
Samefag. Captain hindsight sucks at ALL cards

>>86166581
It's a real thrill
They're so uptight that they let loose when they can

Just look at their nightclubs and weird hobbies and shit, even porn...

>>86165086
From his asshole.

>>86165207
Used to do online poker

nobody cares faggot fag gay gaylord

>>86167812
he has a good hand but he was pretending to be at conflict with himself whether or not he should continue betting, as if he has only a mediocre hand

>>86167777
>>86167825
He was legitimately blown away then checked? Sorry but any moron can see this. The slow play was good but he still missed out cause he wanted to check raise rather then get someone to call or maybe raise a fake teaser or steal bet

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>>86163040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkzMA1jrm00

It's pretty bad when you're not even playing wife evade but watching it. This belongs on >>>/tg/

people really watch this? it's just luck.

>>86165335
he was baiting the other guy

>>86163734
100% true. Preferance is the best.

>>86168091
How did you know both of those posts were me? You seem like an angry man child. Were you at that table? It hurts when you lose, doesn't it faggot?

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>>86168070
what did the others do when they noticed the reverse psychology? was overacting like a dumbass gave the reverse psychology away?

>>86168118
no it isn't it's like 75% stats and 25% luck

>>86168118
Says the chick who buys powerball tickets

>>86164884
Phucku

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>>86165090
>those autism spectacles

>>86167458
Says a person who will never do either and their parents,probably, are embarrassed by having u.

>>86163850
jesus christ, the autism at 10:10

>>86165184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c

>>86166369
this guy is a god

>>86168965
black magic

>>86165090

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4e3K0tags0

>>86165184
Isn't his ex a tranny gook?

>>86166085
>This is how you are supposed to celebrate, we do it all the time in competitive gaming. He should actually be thanked for making poker less boring to watch. Those other players were just poor sports because they were losing.
>-Travis Peregrine, 3 times gilded redditor and mod of /poker
god

>>86169416
RIP Ted Cruz

>>86168245
kek

t. fish

>>86165431
Because he's betting money you literal retard

>>86168245
It's like 98% luck and 2% memorizing basic strategy.

>>86166545
He pulled a dwurrrrr [French canaqois)

>>86169946
once everyone is playing the same strategy, which is what poker is now, the luck takes over significantly

back in the heyday of online poker skill was valuable but now its just a bunch of retards grinding on each other cause they were too stupid to get a normal job that pays well

>>86170168
Grrrr I like dwur terminolgy. Right swipe.

>>86165945
where the fuck do these guys get that kind of money to throw around on a annual basis?

>>86170261
Non poker fag detected

>>86170303
yep. not gonna lie.

Absolute madman kino

https://youtu.be/5AhD7DFPybg

>>86170261
its $10,000 buyin, those are tournament chips

where does a fat retard get $10,000? depends, usually a credit card, and they sell % of themselves to other retard gamblers

something like 80% of americans have less than $1000 in savings

>>86170261
Because it's not actually their money, unless they're the lucky final winner of course.

>>86170374
he got jewed by the talk

that 75k turn bet is the biggest "i am a fucking pussy trying to bluff or I have the biggest nut hand ever and want a call" but when the board is that wet, 3 spades, he's saying I have the nut flush and want a call, but then the board pairs on the river and he open shoves, which he'd never do with a flush, so he's got QQ and underbet the turn cause hes fucking retarded and doesnt care that any spade and any straight can get there on the river or he has air

its easy in hindsight but its also logical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgjGD4xJeIU

this era of tv poker was so comfy

>>86170374
>i never lie, and i never cheat
does this fuckhead think he's tony montana?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJvtPnKLQ34

>Nine ball corner pocket

>>86170813

First five seasons of High Stakes Poker were super comfy, much thanks to commentator Gabe Kaplan.

>>86170374
holy shit of everything I was expecting there McCormick bluffing was not one of them. What a fucking madman