Commercial KINO Thread

I'm always astounded whenever I watch a stream from an american channel just how terrible their ads are. They talk down to you like you're a fucking child, how does the whole country not go insane from the constant belittling?

>that KANGZ slide

THEY CALL IT THE REMAINDER THATS THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS

Ah yes. The guy all the kids know as the rapping teacher. Fuck that guy

>>86157229
Commercials aiming for the dumbest people that will actually buy their shit.
Lots of ads are put out by schemesters and bad dudes, it's how you get constant replays of fucking Time Life CD infomercials.

>>86157229
You have to understand that American commercials are aimed at the dumbest 20% of the population. 80% of consumer spending comes from that dumb 20% of the population so you simply have to dumb down your product to get it sold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ

He wasn't even rapping he was just yelling words annoyingly.

What's the deal with his fucking hair

>>86157229
The country is full of hicks, nignogs, and spics

>>86157146
>>86157256
I may have revealed my power level when this commercial came on TV while my family was watching.

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>>86158950
shes a single mom now

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>Berries and cream
>Berries and cream
>I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream

>>86159125
https://soundcloud.com/sogdoggy/berries-and-cream

>>86159170
..wh..why isn't this terrible

>>86157146

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmYM3taBVPM

HIS TUMOR WAS MALIGNANT
BUT LOOK HE'S NOT INDIGNANT!

The eastern classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2hQGOOR5g0

>>86157146
THEY CALL IT DAT NIGKINO
IT'S THE KINO THAT'S FOR NIGS

>>86159044
Details anon

>>86160201
I think I might have said "WE WUZ KANGS!"

>>86160170
https://youtu.be/3bbFmZIdlBw

>>86157146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIhgv8q0qVw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLAIApQtBC4

>>86159044
you should move out you loser

Teacher here

This guy seems incredibly fake. I bet that nigga rapped like three times and thinks he is cool. Fucking dork

WE

>>86166277
you're a loser too

>>86158983
Thank you for typing word for word the two thoughts I had when I first saw the commercial.

Is this isn't kino then idk what is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8

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Get on my pevel, plebs.

Apple stoner girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxC4kKD9qA

Honda rube goldberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWk9N92-wvg

>>86158884
>source: anon's ass

>>86157146
The fucking greatest thing ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

>>86157146
What is that fucking thing on that niggers head?
I swear black people are the meme of people.

I like the Asian one where a dad has his daughter give some kid free food and then years later the dad is in the hospital and he needs expensive surgery to live and the daughter is grieving but then she gets an in-voice and it's from the from the doctor who waived it all because the doctor was that boy, grown up. No idea what it was selling tho

>>86164121
I love these commercials. They're so condescending but try to come off as progressive

>>86167347
Thai Life insurance is cheating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1wpMUYAjiI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ

waifu

>>86163008
super embarrassing for you.

>>86158983
He's being a clown for the kids.

>>86167772
Oh god, she is soooo cute

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Addiction is a disease

Probabley already posted but P&G just made one about the "black talk". No, not telling your kids not to relax around them, but black parents telling their kids to be afraid of cops and getting called a nigger is the worst thing ever, but remember your a king/queen.

Budweiser did an immigrants welcome commerical during the superbowl and Modelo has one about illegal aliens becoming doctors or some shit.

The thing you'll notice in all of these commericals is that they dont show the product they want you to buy. The swj pandering message is what is going to get you to buy their shit.

Any think itll work?

>>86168455
enter

enter

enter

enter

tldr

>>86168487
He's not wrong though.

>>86167993
You're a big embarrasment.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7yZdOl_e_c

Too bad ram trucks suck donkey dick

https://youtu.be/s_Mcgdq3CUA

Nope...yup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4aRKE8YqaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R62N55juCrk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO35BAXxGcA
Based 90's Bekmambetov

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>>86171140

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>>86171234

Why has this commercial been seared into our brains like no other before it or since?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

What was that new commercial of some cable network or channel with dosens of mover references, there were Mad Max and Joker for sure?

>how it feels to chew 5gum

>>86164093
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc

https://youtu.be/kFIsoq63lwo

Classic.

https://youtu.be/PB7g8YH_vPs

Third world kino.
Commercials east of Berlin are on par with american softcore porn.

i feel as if watching this commercial i already know what that "play" hamilton is all about
the world must burn
SAVE US BEST COREA

>>86159090
Maybe Tats back there can be his daddy.