Miss me yet? Hope your RLM hipster ironic yuck yucks were worth it.

>tfw you realize he was the good guy

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>I'm supposed to be upset about Star Wars being shit when its been shit since the fucking 70s

What the fuck is that giant hamster/owl thing?

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IT'S REAL

http://lestoilesheroiques.fr/2017/08/star-wars-derniers-jedi-luke-skywalker-rey-couverture-dentertainment-weekly-nouvelles-images.html

WHY DOES THIS SHIT KEEP HAPPENING TO STAR WARS

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>>86152511
>mfw

>>86152749

That's exactly what Chewie's asking. Look at his eyes.

>>86153023
He's thinking: "Kill me."

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>>86152511
Star Wars was never good you faggot nerds.

Those things are adorable. I can't wait to own one.

>>86152511
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

The general public is going to love them and /tv/ is going to cry and cry and cry.

I can't wait to make hundreds of threads about them.

Imagine being such a fanboy that you STILL grit your teeth and take in the ASS! Oh yeah, this is ---UUUGGHH ---- gr-great!

>>86154006
The movie will under perform just like tfa

>>86153921
That image is top zoozlezozzle

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>>86152511
is it just me or does that think look more than a little bit like le epic grumpy cat

>>86154099
>$2 billion (almost $1 billion in the US)
>underperformed

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cry more, you bitch

>>86152511
Because Lucas never put cartoon-looking aliens in his Star Wars films?

>>86154481
i bet you also think getting an oscar makes a film good, dumbo

>>86154006
>The general public is going to love them
this is true

>Let's just reboot star wars
>and this time we'll make the 'cute' merchandise CGI so we don't fuck it up
>and also add some niggers.

This is the state of America.

>>86154481
I'm a huge star wars fan. It was supposed to make more than avatar. It couldn't even beat titanic. It made a lot of money but no where near what they wanted it to.

>>86152511
>sells to kike company
>i sold it to muh "white slavers"

>>86155000
he doesn't know
nice trips

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>>86155000
>>86155065
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94smJ9QJ5g

>>86152511

Literally will never miss you.

The next episode could be rey shitting on a plate for four hours it will still be better than the preeks.

>>86152511
I miss Lucas. Shit films or not; they had great worldbuilding and expanded on the narrative in interesting directions; albeit haphazardly done outside the two Clone Wars cartoons. Disney's shit is just stagnant and repetitive outside the singular nice touch of showing the rebellion as being more morally grey in the otherwise bland R1.

>>86156161
you need better bait

>>86152511
why did you stop making good films bro? Your first two were so promising

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>Disney makes shit that's worse than the prequels.
>Prequels are inherently good because of this.

>>86152511
What's the problem? They're just continuing George's proud tradition of terrible, cutesy characters that everyone hates.

>>86156485

the best part is it's not bait.

In a few years this board will be talking about how nuwars is kino just like they do about the preeks now.

>Djsney shoves in cutesy shit for the purpose of selling dolls to little kid

Why is it such a big deal when George did the same thing decades earlier?

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>>86156560
>talking about how nuwars is kino
dream on shitskin

>>86156560
Unlikely. TFA was entirely devoid of an original plot or good writing for the majority of its cast. Hell, even the music was forgettable.

>>8615251
Disney wants their Minions after their subsidiary hit gold with Baby Groot

Kathleen Kennedy and JJ Abrams were a mistake. Good luck getting anything done with those two on the "braintrust".

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>>86152511

Poetry

All these decades later and Chewie still can't move his lips. What a travesty.

>>86152511

>implying he wouldn't have done something equally as stupid

>>86152511
I'm sorry that thing is cute AF. CUTE.

Can't wait for the Star Wars porg cosplay porn.

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>>86152777
>>86156630
unlimited keks

>>86153921
This is a primo meme, good job

>>86153921
thank you for your service

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>>86152777
>not trying to control and subvert the core mythology of your enemy
It's like you've never been a Jew before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HenB3gt6SAY

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>>86152511
Anybody else see this?

>>86152511
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>86152511
>Hope your RLM hipster ironic yuck yucks were worth it.
If I could sell them back what would I have in return?

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>>86152570
/Thread

>>86152511
>sells his soul for billions
>people think we should fell sorry for him

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>>86152511

>>86160362
>>sells his soul for billions
>>people think we should fell sorry for him
he was chased out by rlm hipster doofuses like yourself obessing over how much he "sucks" all the time

>>86152511
>I BEATED YOU BECAUSE I WANTED TO FUCK YOU!!!

You know the rest

>>86152511
>prequels come out
>they're terrible on every level and only mindless children, obsessive star wars fans, and contrarians like them
>new star wars movies come out
>they're also terrible, but the general audience finds them favorable
>now suddenly /tv/ wants the old, familiar terrible back because you're all underage children who grew up with the prequels and can't take off your nostalgia goggles
you're all fucking retards.

>>86162920
So, do you support the shitty sequels?

>>86163529
You realize its possible to say both are bad for different reasons?

Or is that to neurotypical of you?

>>86162920
>nostalgia goggles
Not an argument

>>86152511
A FUCKING MARVEL

>>86152511
The prequels were bad but had heart. The Disney stuff is technically solid but soulless. I'm really not sure which I prefer, but I know I'd much rather the franchise go to another party than stay where it is or go back to Lucas.

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>>86154481

>>86164174
>The prequels were bad but had heart

No they didn't, they were sterile, soulless garbage

TFA and R1 had more heart than the entire prequel trilogy combined

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>there are still people who deny the leaks
A Sloth Lord?

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>>86152511
Memeing aside what's the point of watching these movies anymore? Your paying yourself to watch a 2 hour commercial, they've made 8 billion off from merchandise for fuck sake

>>86152511
Who keeps making these threads? No, the prequels were not good movies. Stop fucking shilling Lucas.

>>86152570
this

that shit aint worst than the ewoks

>>86164207
based

>>86164245
Nah fuck off nothing will ever top Qui-Gon's death or order 66 in nu-Marvel Wars.

>>86164843
Qui-Gon's death was entirely predictable and ROTS is hot garbage from start to finish

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>>86152777
>white supremacy
err... isn't the main character of Battlefront 2's campaign a black woman?

>>86161918
He was never more than a businessman. Selling the franchise to the highest bidder after people realized he was a hack was simply classic Lucas behavior.

>>86164843
>oh no, the mumbling guy with the long hair died!
>oh no, the holograms from the council got shot!

>>86166057
I think she is Indian.
And i bet she will be spy for a "good guys" or changes side quickly, because she will see how bad Empire are.

>>86166057
And wasn't he part of the empire?

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I genuinely believe Lucas actually thought Disney would treat the series with care and keep the soul of the franchise that gave it its almost religious appeal strong. Instead they used it to push sallow liberal politics and lazy remixes of OT scenes.
Best we can hope for are good video games down the line and thats not a given.

>>86166640
>I genuinely believe Lucas actually thought Disney would treat the series with care and keep the soul of the franchise that gave it its almost religious appeal strong.

And they did.

>>86166798
I feel like they're 1 for 1 so far

>>86166798
What the fuck are you talking about you deluded mouseshill.

>>86166460
>muh nignog and horsefaced feminist Mary Sue in the Ep 4 plot

good job gen x fags you made this happen

>>86166989
>hating the prequels means liking the sequels
Y I P P I E E

>>86166640
he was also supposed to be kept on in an advisory role. disney fucked him once they had full control.

>>86166798
lolno, disney wars are some of most soulless movies i've ever seen. people are easily fooled, in time people will look back on this trash in the same manner they do the prequels

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>>86153921
thanks! I needed this laugh

p.s. fuck you Disney for ruining what was left of Star Wars.

>>86167085
Anyone can see the prequels have some redeemable aspects while Nu-Marvel Wars has literally zero.

>>86161882
I hate him so much. he destroyed star trek and star wars.

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Are people even hype for ep VIII?

I didn't see any hype even when trailer came out

>>86167198
it really sucks that best movie (ST Beyond) in the new star trek series performed the worst

>>86167230
None. I used to go to movies every weekend.

Last movie I saw in theaters was Jurassic World.

Everything else is just SJW bullshit vomited up on the screen.

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>Dude practical effects lmao
>they are all actually cgi

I knew they will make shit like this
fucking false advertising

>>86164245

I can't think of a single original thing that Disney has made so far in Star Wars that is good. TFA is not original at all. Rogue one is 99% filler based upon the prologue to ANH. The new characters in Rebels suck and the show is dependent upon fan service and reusing EU and clone wars characters. Forces of Destiny shouldn't even be mentioned. Lets not even get started on how shit Aftermath and lost stars, etc are.

They can't do anything original, and even though the prequels are often bad (e.g the fan service involving the fetts) they were bad in an original way which is the difference here. Disney has displayed no originality.

>>86167170
>Anyone can see the prequels have some redeemable aspects
- John Williams' music
- great sound design
- some good alien and ship designs

anything I missed? still more memorable than TFA I guess, but not memorable in a good way

>>86152511
>Miss George Lucas yet?
I miss the Lucas of decades ago, not the prequel-era and after Lucas. THAT Lucas is never coming back.

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The worst thing about Disney's buy-out is all these nu-male hipsters coming out of the woodwork to try and be Star Wars fans by just opening and reading off of wookieepedia going HAHA DO I FIT IN YET?

ITT retards forgetting Star Wars are fucking family movies

>>86167415
Yes memorable in a good way. Nobody even remembers TFA because of how bland and derivative it was.

>>86167568
What do you remember positively about the prequels? What great emotional, well-narrated moments? What interesting characters?

>>86167385
originality is overrated, it has no effect on the quality of a movie. a terrible original is not worth more than a terrible knockoff. I'd prefer a well-made knockoff to an awful original - that would have been enough to make TFA better than the prequels.

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>>86167568
TFA was o bad that not even worth to remember it

Prequels were dogshit but they are actually memorable and at least we has a lot of memes

>>86167380
Jurassic World was SJW free and that's why Whedon and other Progo Nazi hated it. Hopefully the second one doesn't follow the dying trend. Seriously, someone should tell Hollywood that race and gender pandering got Trump elected.

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>>86164245
Order 66 was very emotional versus Han's empty, anticlimactic death.

>>86167767
I consider his death even nihilistic. Filmmakers put it in there for some forced last second emotions. Compare with Qui-Gon's death that is an actual punch to the gut.

>>86152511
why would I want him to make even shittier movies?

>>86167634
>originality is overrated, it has no effect on the quality of a movie. a terrible original is not worth more than a terrible knockoff. I'd prefer a well-made knockoff to an awful original - that would have been enough to make TFA better than the prequels.

You can rehash shit over again with no originality all you want, but it is boring, tiring, and unexciting. This new content is so shit that it has me missing even the Yuuzhang Vong ffs, anything to make things different so you don't retread the same fucking ground over and over again.

>>86168018
Pretty nuts that the death of a character we had just met that film had more emotional weight than one of the heroes from a beloved 30 year old trilogy.

>we want the GOTG audience

>>86154704
I can't wait to see all the reviewers shlurp up the iike slop pretending it's liquid gold.

>>86152511
RLM is better than Star Wars, you fuck!

>>86168209
Yeah it's crazy how TFA just feels like a retirement home documentary. Did we really need to see Han old and pathetic? To me Han is that charming thief with the good looks. This is not Han. This is just Harrison Ford pretending he gives a shit but is only there to collect a ridiculous pay check.

>>86168043
Sure, but you still have to do it well. The right move after RotJ would have been to step away from the Skywalker Saga completely and explore the other exciting stories that could be told in this universe, but for business people like Lucas and Kennedy, who care only about money, this would be a risk. They have to feed the audience more of what they already know, to maximize profits.

>>86164333
RotJ came out in the 80s you stupid hipsterfuck. What a waste of perfectly good trips.

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>>86168392
>Harrison Ford pretending he gives a shit
He didn't even pretend to give a shit though. He was pretty bad.

>>86168405
>The right move after RotJ would have been to step away from the Skywalker Saga completely and explore the other exciting stories that could be told in this universe, but for business people like Lucas and Kennedy, who care only about money, this would be a risk.
I have a minor point of disagreement with regards to the Skywalker issue. You could still keep the Skywalkers as long as you have a different setting and conflicts for them to be involved in. The point is not to rehash the same fucking story, e.g another death star needs to be destroyed.

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>>86152511
>Ewoks
t. Jar Jar is the key to all of this

>>86166640
Lucas killed all that shit with his garbage Episodes I-III

>Midiclorians
>50's Diner
>Jew-Jew Binks
> Trade Federation
>Wooden Portman
>Wooden and stupid Anakin
>Nooooooooooooo!!!
>All of Episode II
>incompetent Jedi
>Sterile CGI worlds and characters
>Etc.

Star Wars has and always will be a massive commercial for children and man-children.

>>86168582
He has always been a bad actor outside of playing Han or Indiana.

He is a miserable asshole in real life. He just lucked out.

>>86168392
Chewie, we're on a home

>>86152511
Why? Newer shitty movies don't make me miss older shitty movies.

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>>86167710
>Whedon

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>>86168392
>Han Solo was a drug smuggler
>Han Solo murdered people with Chewie (especially after Jabba sends bounty hunters after him. I doubt Greedo was the first BH that tried to get a piece of him)
>Han Solo was probably a slaver as well

OH NO. WE NEED TO CLEAN UP HIS IMAGE

>Han Solo lets Greedo shoot first (at point blank range)
>Han Solo no longer is about the money but becomes a true believer

What a joke they turned him into. Almost like what they did to Boba Fett

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>>86152570
yer spot on m8

>>86164333
>since the fucking 70s
>SINCE
fucking retard

>>86164285
Can you give me a link? I remember reading this shit, but I didn't save it.

>>86156419
>nice touch
I thought it was bullshit and completely missed the entire point of the series.
Why am I supposed to root for the Rebellion if they're a bunch of backstabbing cowardly murderous assholes who were always one second from breaking up?

>>86154409
Probably had some market researcher prick say that a focus group responded well to a grumpy cat character, so Disney put it in. This is very much a trilogy run by committee.

Just give it to James Gunn already

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>>86152749
The result of years of studies and tests to find the least offensive and marketable toy. Im impressed as I am disgusted

>>86169029
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>86153921
Finally someone made this meme funny.

>>86169029
hahahahahaha

and reddit cuckolds who browse this board unironically like this slapheaded peanut-faced clown. Just let that sink in

/co/cksuckers have to go back

>>86167634

'originality is overrated, it has no effect on quality of a movie'

Content doesn't haven't an effect on a movie?

wat

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>we Doctor Who now

What the fucking fuck shit hell fuck....

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>>86173060
This space ayylmao is the key to all of this.

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>>86173060
>>86173124
>these alien designs

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>>86173060
>those tits
jesus christ you can even make out a nipple through the cloth

>>86153921
Had an hardy kej.

>>86173124
I wonder if at some point they just cringe uncontrollably at what they are actually doing?

>dog flying a Frisbee
Oh ffs

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>people complaining about cuddly fluffy creatures and focus group created characters with toy production in mind, when it's ""based"" Lucas that brought all those things into the series since its inception

is this real life?
upgrade yourself anons, this is weak sauce shitposting even for /tv/ standards

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So are they putting Kushibans in a movie?

>>86173995
Stop supporting shitty Disney sequels.

>>86152511
I'm sorry george

>>86153921
Max par

>>86153921
>chad literally surrounded by nigers and coons
>just like my american futbols

>>86174065
mate I don't give a shit about star wars since I was a kid, for all I care they can all go fuck themselves, Lucas, Disney, all of them

>>86156001
>Moses Levy
>As if there is some doubt that individual is Semitic.

It really became cool to dislike sw now. All this summer is fit in central. I'll lol, when they comeback for thxgiving break and we regulars do the double-contrarian flip.

>>86154006

They didn't like the ewoks

>>86152511
Wait, this shit is legit? I thought it was all a joke.

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>>86174559
They play a major roll don't you know

>>86172960
You misread that, I said 'originality', not 'content'.

>>86152511
What's worse is the people will still eat this shit up and pretend Disney is the saviour of film.

>>86156630
>white supremacist (human) organization
>(human)
Did he just out himself as a racist by claiming only whites are human?

>>86167415
Well I think the story and arc of Anakin pretty good, not in execution but the actual idea. They actually did something different and weren't a rehashed OT like the new movies seem to be.

>>86174735

so they are basically like the force resistant creatures from the thawn books? this shit seems weird but at least it's something that seems different compared to TFA

No I'm not sorry you hack Star Wars is shit and it took me to see the force awakens to realize

>>86164285
This is not happening stop it with this shit