Why do I want to fuck Laura Dern so badly?

>>86149785
you're a low-test cuckboi

>>86149820
I hope not!
I've fucked a lot of young, pretty wonyn.

MOMMY

>>86149785
Laura has an unconventional appeal. Not a classic beautiful per se, but she's very alluring and sexy since the start of her career. Striking yet delicate facial features and a lithe figure. She knows this and exploits it to her advantage.

>>86149785
hnngg

>>86149785
because you are a normal straight man

>>86149785
MOMMY

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>>86149785
Harper was born in Pomona, California.[1] His late father, Leonard, was of African-American and Cherokee ancestry, and his mother, Ellen Chase-Verdries, is Jewish.

good god. why would you? haven't you seen her O face in Blue Velvet? Scary as fuck.

>>86151786
He looks like he came out of The Attractive Dark-Skinned Man Generator

>>86151871
imagine wen she suck his black mmm

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>>86150220
She has this like enormous fucking jaw that looks cut from granite, but somehow it's hot because everything else about her is perfectly feminine.