girl I matched with on tinder said she liked Rick and Morty

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girl I matched with on tinder said she liked Rick and Morty 2017-08-09 09:27:53 Post No. 86149317
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girl I matched with on tinder said she liked Rick and Morty Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:27:53 Post No. 86149317 [Report]

Has your knowledge of film/tv ever gotten you laid, /tv/? Share your stories! Here's mine:

>Morty: Geez, rick, what happened?

>Rick: Morty.. I... I don't know morty. Let me do some scans, morty. We'll figure this all out morty.

>Morty: there isn't any three dimensional space, and I am pretty sure the walls are waving.

>Rick: THAT'S IT, MORTY, WAVES. BRAINWAVES. We've entered some kind of alternate universe that exists as a dating proposal to a girl on the internet.

>Morty: Gee, how's that going Rick?

>Rick: So far so good Morty, but there's trouble on the horizon.

>Morty: What is it, Rick?

>Rick: It's fear and judgement Morty. Fear and judgement! It's what keeps people from their universe from connecting with each other.

>Morty: Oh wow, rick.. I mean... that's pretty sad. Cant they just like listen to music or something.

>Rick: No Morty you're missing the point. In our universe, C beta c minor, the internet was never invented, and so people would actually go out and spend time with each other.. Morty.. Everything was great.. Everything's really rad... But in this universe, people are all controlled by their phones and the television, and no-one trusts anyone.

>Morty: Oh gee.. w.. well how are we gonna stop it rick? I mean, that seems like some pretty crazy stuff.

>Rick: See this, morty.. This device is called a conversation. The only means by which one person can truly understand another person. The only way for people to really get to know each other. I'm gonna point it at her fear and judgement.. AND IT'LL ALL BLOW UP MORTY. All the fear... All the judgement... just gone away.. blown to smithereens morty...

>Morty: gee

>Rick: Exactly, Morty... If my calculations are wrong, the dating proposal won't work, Morty... They won't meet. They won't ever talk. They'll just remain strangers who never knew each other Morty. Who never shared their story. He'll go on his life, and she'll go on with her life. Real boring stuff, Morty.

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CONTINUED 2017-08-09 09:28:37 Post No.86149346 [Report]

>Morty: Wow, rick, that sounds terrible. How can we stop it?

>Rick: I'm going to try to activate the part of her brain that decides to message a person back when they get a message. If this all works out, it'll start a conversation which causes a chain reaction that keeps this universe from collapsing. Then we can escape.

>Morty: great thinking, rick. But what if she doesn't?

>Rick: Then god help us.

>Her: ...

>That was simply amazing ....

>Me

>Morty: I think it's working, Rick.

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:29:58 Post No.86149406
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:29:58 Post No.86149406 [Report]

catch the new episode of rick and morty streaming live this sunday on ANKHSTREAM faggot

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:30:39 Post No.86149437
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:30:39 Post No.86149437 [Report]

MY DEAR G-D,
did she touch your PICKE RICK??????

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:30:44 Post No.86149440
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:30:44 Post No.86149440 [Report]

>>86149317
>>86149346
DAMN OP!
i need to try that!!!
it also serves as a stupid people filter, because only girls with a really high IQ would understand the deep and meaningful rick and morty humor

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:31:41 Post No.86149481
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:31:41 Post No.86149481 [Report]

cat hiss penis

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:32:17 Post No.86149506
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:32:17 Post No.86149506 [Report]

>reddit and memey
kys

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:32:35 Post No.86149522
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:32:35 Post No.86149522 [Report]

>>86149406
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU advertise a chill streaming site with a comfy chat that has no country blocks and no adverts of any kind

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:33:46 Post No.86149578
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:33:46 Post No.86149578 [Report]

Nigga i aint reading your long ass made up story. Everybody knows youve never spoken to a woman.

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:33:50 Post No.86149581
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:33:50 Post No.86149581 [Report]

>>86149317
No because I only like obscure art house films and hate most television

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:34:34 Post No.86149603
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:34:34 Post No.86149603 [Report]

>>86149578
read it or pay the ultimate price

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:36:34 Post No.86149684
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:36:34 Post No.86149684 [Report]

>>86149317
I bet if you actually tried that on a woman no matter how much she liked Rick & Morty her vagina would dry up faster than the dunes of Venus.

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:37:42 Post No.86149741
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:37:42 Post No.86149741 [Report]

>>86149603
>read it
>readit
>readdit
>reddit
get the FUCK out

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:38:55 Post No.86149805
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:42:31 Post No.86149969
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:42:31 Post No.86149969 [Report]

>>86149440
It would work as a people filter because if a girl doesn't immediately block you after sending that to her then there's no way your further autism would scare her off

Anonymous 2017-08-09 09:43:30 Post No.86150016
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