Why won't she come to /tv/ ?

>>86148583
Because only legendary old-school TV actors like William Shatner visit /tv/

>>86148583

It would involve her admitting she browses 4chan

because we would ask her to show her pits

because all anyone would ask her on here are for feet pics

Because faggots here would say retarded shit like "let me sniff your farts" or some other disgusting shit.

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>>86148583
I want to lick her teeth and tongue punch her brap factory

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>>86149246
yeah, but what if she actually let me?

She either doesnt know what forchan is or hates it like most normal people

>>86149296
kys faggot

>>86149246
>>86149266
It's like poetry

Because people on Reddit won't bombard her with posts asking for pictures of tits, ass and feet

GOD I HATE THAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HATE HATE HATE

I HATE THE FEELING OF SCRATCHING PAPER, THE NOISE, THE TOUCH

CAN YOU IMAGINE TEETH GRINDING PAPER? AH OH GOD

Edgy antifa would tell her to go back to pol

>>86148583
We used to be an okay-ish fun place with a bad reputation
Now we deserve that reputation, and the only people that want to associate with us are foreigners that don't know better.

>>86148583
Lol that paper looks so fake. Look at the teeth

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>>86149426
I have this breed of autism too anon

I want to make out with butthole desu

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>>86149204
>>86149227
>>86149246
>>86149296
>>86149426
>>86149471
that's why we can't have beautiful things

>>86148583
But she was already at reddit.

>>86148583
We'd just continously ask her to sit on our face, so probably for the best

>>86148583
JUST

>>86149296
Haha another classic /tv/ moment!

>>86148583
I'd ask her for butt size measurements

>>86149296
what is this from?

>>86148583
>Why won't she come to /tv/ ?
Why wont you stay on reddit?

>>86149288
stabby mcstabberson

>>86149161
Fuck off Bill

>>86149161
PICKLE RICK comes here too

>>86149296
BASED

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>>86148583
>PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP

Ask her if she had a nice big fart during this scene.

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>>86149296
Carlos!

>>86149470
/tv/ and 4chan have always been like this, newfag.

>>86149288

what movie is this from?

>>86152166
fail

>>86148583

She always had an amazing body but she completely fucked her face up with plastic surgery, who let's these people think all these procedures are a good idea? They look like fucking martians now, i don't even want to see her face anymore, so sad.

>>86152549
your post is sad
sad!

>>86152355
new TV show on USA network, the Sinner

Because /tv/ is only for sperglords of the highest caliber and no celebrity would be caught dead here.

>>86149288
hey wait a minute. how did you get this without the usa watermark?

>>86148583
>not knowing she's been the one spamming the Biel webms from the start

>>86152766
I'd catch them alive

>>86148583
dem crow's feet

>>86148583
>Why won't she come to /tv/ ?
because you retards will spam BBC pictures and webm

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>>86152166

>>86148583
Because we'd be spamming the thread with weebms of her ass, arms and back accompanied with tonnes of 'ywn' moping from faggot ass bitches.

She has always seemed like she'd be a stuck up bitch in real life.

>>86148583
>Why wont she come to /tv/
Cause this place is shit desu besides I would prolly be an autist and just ask workout advise

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>>86148583
>Go on Reddit
>Get to interact with famous people and have intelligent discussion

>Go on 4chan
>Get called a nigger or a cuck

Hmmmm which one is suppose to be the shit site again?

>>86149296
>ask her in person
>she hits you with that strong arm of hers
>get another fetish fulfilled instead
literally nothing could go wrong

>>86154097
me on the right

HELLO, REDDIT!! UPVOTE!!!

>>86154097
Don't forget the faggy mods on leddit

>>86154285
That's not the meme unfortunately

>>86154097
>Go on Reddit
>Get to interact with famous people
There's plenty of famous people who post here, they're just anons like everyone else which is the beauty of it.
>and have intelligent discussion
>reddit
Hilarious.

>Go on 4chan
>Get called a nigger or a cuck
Yeah most likely it was Shatner. You nigger.

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>>86154097
>tfw pic on right is from /b/ self identifying before reddit even existed
The internet hate machine was fun while it lasted, but it couldn't last forever. What does.

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>>86154097
not gonna lie - i share some of those traits from both sides tbqh...what am i ?

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>>86154412
>what am i ?
Stupid frog poster. Now and forever.

>>86154412
a tumblr newfiend

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>>86154412
kys dumb pepecuck

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>>86154477
>>86154500
>>86154580
oh..okay

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>>86148583
She looks so much like my uncles wife, she's a bit older but she's still got it.

>>86154824
post pics of your uncles wife

>>86149426
me too except with the sounds of scratching or rubbing cardboard
makes my ears bleed

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>>86148583
Jessica Biel is on another level of hot

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>>86154705
Don't worry. You're here now. And you're never leaving. Ever. E V E R

>>86154097

why are you here hypocrite?

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>she will never sit on your face

daily reminder

>>86148583
look at this roastie begging for attention
look at it and laugh

>>86148583

because this website is garbage

>>86148583
fake her name is jessica timberlake