I LOVED THIS FILM!

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>>86147484
i will judge this film on its own merits, after i see it, possibly tomorrow if i get out of the ICU in time. it doesn't show until tomorrow, despite having buses driving around for about a week now with promo posters on them.

literally the worst film

>>86147484
Me too. Better than The Fifth Element.

>>86147484
This movie lost europa corp 100 millions of dollars. Besson might just kill himself

>>86147484
best big budget scifi this year,

the opening alone was worth my money. valerian is what star trek should be like nowadays...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D67kmFzSh_o

>>86148266
it's still running in other parts of the world and here in europe it's doing well.....

>>86147484
The first 5 minutes were pretty good.

Thus ends my list of compliments for this steaming pile of trash.

>>86147484
Good for you, Anon

>>86147484
Cutting out the entire Rhianna subplot would have raised this from 2 stars to 3

First 5 minutes were brilliant. Next 35 were a bit of a slog. From the point were Laureline rescues Valerian from the crash onwards, it's brilliant again.

>>86150029
>From the point were Laureline rescues Valerian from the crash onwards, it's brilliant again.

You mean the part where Laureline gets captured, magically put in a ball trap without fighting back despite supposedly being some super secret agent, Valerian recruits Rihanna to save her, then Rihanna dies and the plot advances absolutely zero during this half hour?

You're right. Brilliant stuff.

>>86147484
Give up already, you're shilling a dead horse.

>>86147484
It's good stuff. Really enjoyable experience, great looking film.

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cara is worse than vanilla. she's like a piece of gum that's been chewed too long and has no flavor. not disgusting, yet not appealing. just enough flavor to let you know you're not chewing a piece of rubber. she's not ugly and she's not a terrible actress, nor is she beautiful or a good actress. even her eyes look lifeless. karlie is a superior sticcfu in every way.

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Cara is a qt. Haters btfo.

>>86147484
HAAHAH THE TALKING PICKLE CARTOON AHAHAHHAHAH
/you
fuck off

>>86147484

It was a comfy straightforward scifi movie, if you didn't expect much of it as me you would have enjoyed it, would watch a sequel.

this film was awesome, the intro with the growing space station is pure kino
i hope someone puts it on youtube so you faggots can watch that

>>86147484
If she had a dick I'd probably suck it.
Any early rips out?

>>86150547
There is literally nothing wrong with boyish-framed women with caterpillar eyebrows a boop-nose and slender feet.

>>86151134
You wish.
If she was vanilla she'd pluck and be at least 20lbs heavier.
She's often seen meticulously unkempt, this is a sign of caring a lot whilst having the self-awareness for humility.
Plus she's not afraid of being seen a weirdo, within the bounds of conformity.

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>>86148226
worse than "robot monster"?

> hasn't seen Robot Monster

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>>86151134
>she's like a piece of gum that's been chewed too long and has no flavor.

you're the kind of guy who licks a woman's clitoris twice and then says "i'm done here."

>>86147484

>>86147484
I did too.

>>86147484
I would not recommend it... and I have very low standards when it comes to movies.

I don't know the first thing about making a film, but I think the person writing the script had no idea what they were doing.
A lot of the run time was just filler or nonsense.

It could've been good but... It just wasnt. I knew it would be cheesy but come on

My overall takeaway from the film was "what? really?" Because I said those words at least 20 times

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How is Reddit today?

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I loved it to

but i cant call it a good movie

(exactly the same as 5th element)

>>86148266
still didn't even premiere in some parts of the world, launch here in brazil is only by the end of the month i think

It's sad Valerian never got to have an on screen sex scene with Laureline

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he adapted the wrong bande dessine

>>86151821
This, perfect opening. Wish those k-tron robot guards did something other than just look around menacingly and die.

>>86147484
Yeah it was pretty good, made sure to see it because I knew it would flop

Stop pretending this garbage was any good just because it isn't Capeshit or Disney

>>86147484
all the commoners will love it in 10-20 years.

they will probably also claim it was a huge commercial and critical success

>>86153550
Is that an insult? I don't think I've ever even masterbated to the same porn actress twice, at least not intentionally. And I master bate daily.

>>86150384
eh I enjoyed those scenes even with the lack of plot advancement

>>86148266
good

>>86158990
Every single part of the movie doesn't have to advance the main plot thread.