guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Man fuck off.

squishy turd LOL

>>86143763
I am trying to have a sane and proper discussion.
Fuck off edgey redditor.

I liked zoes tight ass

Explain the Taserface joke, I suppose there is some wordplay I as a non-native speaker am missing.

It was pretty good but I'm not sure I want to watch a second time. Don't expect any discussion now that the torrent is out. All the anti-Cinema neets come out of their caves.

It was a mediocre children's movie with the word "shit" and a couple of sexual references. Take those things out and it's perfect fodder for 8 year olds. Anyone older than that who enjoyed it must have something wrong with them

>>86143838
Yeah I am too am wondering, how the dick jokes and shit jokes were translated to other languages.

>>86143815
>I am trying to have a sane and proper discussion.

About Gotg? Fuck off

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Best scene

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>ARRGHHHH MY NIPPLES!

>>86143980
Ironically those who shit on Comic book movies in here are the ones who stand in ticket queue for first day first show. and if they are broke, they are the first to pirate the film, just so that they can shit on them later.

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Gave me a new Marvel Waifu

>>86143838
He calls himself taserface, yet his face has nothing to do with tasers and without any origin it sounds silly.

I'm not here to shit on it. Fuck off, go talk about it everyone else.

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>>86144281
Me too

it was enjoyable but it struck me as too much of a children's movie, like most comic book movies.

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I liked it. It was much better than I expected. I hated the first one. The jokes were still mostly shit and interrupted too many moments but there were also some decent jokes (Does anyone have tape?). Pretty good art direction, decently filmed, some nice songs, good acting, overall decent premise and nice butt on Zoe.

7/10 would pirate for free again.

>>86144621
woah, look at this /lit/ enlightened anon.

>>86144691
I too would give it a 7/10 but I liked it much much more than you did. Your rating system needs help friendo

>>86144621
And also this. They really went out of their way to explain characters to the point where the movie was hitting us in the head with it. But I guess it is a kid's movie at the end of the day. Which sucks but whatever. Not everything can be BvS.

I cant wait for the blu ray to take all those sexy Mantis and Gamora screenshots.

>>86144753
Why are you incapable of not bringing up an unrelated movie? Are you just trying to get into arguments over nothing?

>>86144776

Check her ass here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MMMe1drnZY

I'm not a fan of GoT but I have to admit it's the best stuff provided by Marvel for a couple of reasons. The actors are all good, you can tell the director doesn't his friends friends like they're doing in Star Wars. The banter and jokes aren't forced and the world building is good. Everything that JJ Abrams failed to do in TFA is done well here. James Gunn should have been the one to make Star Wars.

>>86143736
MEMELORD FUCKED UP, SHOULDA STAYED A GOD

>>86144050
I LIKED THIS SCENE BETTER IN CHRONICLE, THEY EVEN DID A FOOTBALL TOSS IN THE CLOUDS

>>86144843
Guadrians of the Galaxy 2 and Valerian were my favorite films of the year so far. Granted I havent checked out this years artsy stuff yet.

It's a great movie and a great sequel, pretty huge improvement over the first and this soars heads and toes above all the other Marvel movies and DC movies.

Funny enough, despite being a comedy this movie had more believable emotion and more dark moments than anything DC has been able to try so far.
And the action was pretty good most of the time too. Gunn seems to know how to write characters, how to make fun action, and how to pace a movie.

I've actually reached the point where GotG has replaced Star Wars entirely for me when it comes to space adventure movies. TFA and Rogue One sucked and I don't even think I'll see Last Jedi in theaters.

>>86144843
I guess so, James Gunn could have made a very enjoyable star wars movie.

>>86144839
goodness

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>>86144776
It's already in blu-ray

>>86144931
watch Valerian though, its the very definition of space adventure.

>>86145011
>>86144915
Anyone who believes Valerian was rated fairly by critics is blind to just how much Hollywood own critics.

>>86145006
But the blu ray comes out on the 22nd? I believe thats the digital. YOU wouldnt happen to have any gamora screens tho, would you?

>>86144843
>you can tell the director doesn't his friends friends
His brother plays two roles in the movie. But does it good.

>>86144702
i didn't say it was a super bad thing but to me personally, the on the nose exposition and explanation of themes and obvious jokes were a little too much toward the end. it was still a good film.

>>86145011
I did because The Fifth Element is one of my all time favorite movies, it was alright.
A visual feast with cool creatures and action, the acting and characters were absolutely fucking terrible however. The made for kids French Valerian anime had better writing and performances.

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>>86145051
Give me a second.

>>86143736
I thought it was pretty bad honestly. The dialogue was very stilted and on the nose, especially during the first 2/3rds, the jokes were bombing left and right, and were mostly really juvenile (Scrotum Hat, "Do you have a penis?", turd in pillow, "It hurts my nipples!").
The relationship stuff felt undercooked, Yondu's arc was decent but his connection to Quill should've been more developed IMO.
Did anyone think Gamora was particularly bad in this? She was just yelling and going "Guys, we need to ____" the entire movie. She was just annoying.
CGI was fine but the last third of the movie turns into a bit of a clusteruck of special effects
I'd give it a 5/10, I wasn't a huge fan of the first Guardians but the original was certainly enjoyable, this one was a bit of a drag and a disappointment

>>86145049
What are you implying? I think its a very easy movie to dislike, but at the end of the day I loved all the characters and stories.

>>86145098
404 ASS NOT FOUND

>>86144843
>banter and jokes aren't forced

Seriously?

>>86145059
LOL, I was wondering if that was James Gunn himself doing a cameo, I noticed his face was very similar

>>86145069
I'll watch that soon, thanks because I didnt know it exists. I personally liked the acting and characters very much. The film is divisive like that it seems.

>>86145175
based homosexual poster

>>86145117
>Did anyone think Gamora was particularly bad in this? She was just yelling and going "Guys, we need to ____" the entire movie. She was just annoying.
She didn't feel like she was part of the team at all

The raw gut punches of emotion in this movie worked really well. Gunn is a wizard when it comes to tonal shifts, having really dark moments works much better when the characters established are actually likable and relatable and you want good things to happen to them.

this is where MoS and BvS got everything wrong. I don't care when something dark happens to Superman because he spends all his time as a frowning asshole, even as Clark Kent.

>>86145098
How about that part where she holds groot at the end?

>>86143736
I really don't like Marvel movies or did i really care for the first Guardians of the galaxy. However, i found this movie watchable. Majority of the jokes were fucking trash, but the character arc that yondu went thru and how it tied in with the rest of the cast was well executed imo. In the end, the movie actually got me to care about his death. I though it was better than WW if i'm being honest.

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>>86145215
If it's this guy then he did good. I liked his squeaky voice.

>>86144931
I hope there a more space adventure movies like GoG.
Too bad John Carter, Star Trek, Valerian flopped, so we are not going to have space adventure movies in foreseeable future other than star shit wars.

I am really tired of this The Choose one bullshit in Star Wars (Anakin, Rey, Luke, etc).

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I, for one, thought it was the wittiest comedy of the year. My father and I let out many hearty guffaws as we watched it. This scene in particular was GOAT.
'

10/10.

>>86145117
What makes those proper jokes and not random bullshit is setup, timing, and payoff. I understand if you simply didnt think it was funny. The only joke I didnt like was "it isn't ripe" because its too predictable. There are "objective" scriptwriting and joke setup rules the movie follows that puts it above a 5 for me.

>>86145117
I think that was good was Gamora was the serious one in the film. Not every character has to drop quips every seconds for no reason. It's good that everyone has his own personality. You watch any capeshit movie and all the characters act and talk the same, only their costume is different.

>>86145316
LTRLLY RDDT

>>86145311
>Star Trek
It's a damn shame the recent one didn't do so hot, it was the only one of the reboot series I even remotely liked and the only one that even attempted to feel like Star Trek.

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>>86145265
I enjoyed it more than WW aswell. But that's because I felt like WW was a thematic disappointment to what BvS was building her up to be. I went in with everything set to lowest for GoTG2 and it came out better than I expected.

I'll post some more screenshots tomorrow. Sorry for not delivering requests.

>>86145188
There was some stupid jokes about penis and such but overall it was ok

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>>86145360
> HE DIDN'T EVEN CHORTLE


I CAN'T EVEN XD

>>86145316

Gunn shouldn't take that much acid, it's beyond marvel's campy level.

he should direct a scooby doo movie.

aside from the lame Taserface joke and the lame Gamora's sister subplot pretty much everything in the movie was great

>>86143736

>ruin the entire momentum and atmosphere of a scene to make a shitty joke
>keep the shitty joke going for five times longer than necessary
>look at us guys, we don't give a fuck! HOW COOL IS THAT?!
>Americans start pissing themselves and clapping

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Only funny scene in the movie.

>>86145275
Yeah he is the director's brother. But he did a good acting job.

>>86145440
>dont think jokes are shitty
>enjoy film
>don't pretend to be angry at things anonymously online
>enjoy life
Woah

>>86143736
Does it still feel like a separate entity from the rest of the MCU? That was what I liked about the first movie, as it didn't feel like something I should watch only after seeing ten other movies.

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>>86145275
that's him. He took his job seriously unlike JJ Abrams friends strutting around the set as if they were at a cosplay convention.

>>86145418
I slammed my laptop and threw it out the window when this absolute reddit scene graced my eyes tbqh. posting on phone now.

>>86145503
Yes it does.

It's going to be really depressing when the Guardians are forced to be in movies with other shitters.

>>86143736
Half the characters were caricatures of themselves. Worse than sooci skua.

>>86145444
>>86145418
>>86145316
Is this shit actually in the movie? This isn't edited?

>>86145503
It doesn't feel like Civil War, Avengers, Spider-Man, or Daredevil. So yea. Its the same writer/drirector so its a given.

>>86145562
>forced
this is comics 101. The comic Gunn based the movies on is a giant crossover event in itself called Annihilation.

>>86145577
It's real.

>>86143736
The first one was decent so those were my expectations, it was pretty bad in all honesty, just felt shallow and soulless as fuck.
Also watched Dr. Strange, visually cool but other than that it didn't really feel it.

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>>86145377

>>86145639
Yea I loved in the first movie how no one remembers the third act, villain, or the actual plot because its just a macguffin chase.

>>86145639
BOTH GOTG2 AND DRSTRANGE WERE ABSOLUTELY BASED IN IMAX 3D

FUNNY HOW MARLEL'S SECOND STRING LINEUP MOVIES MAKE THE BETTER THEATER EXPERIENCES

>>86145577
they're going through some quantum space tunnel thing

>>86145726
CALM DOWN MATE
Missed the second in theatres but the first one was maybe the biggest eyecandy I ever watched, just a goddamn super long music video.

>>86143736
Its shit

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>>86145577
Nah, its there

The jokes were 100% unadultered refined cringe. Comedy flick with bad humour = shit movie.

Who the fuck was Sly's character?

>>86145577
Yes. It's a movie for children.

>>86145792
ALSO ANTMAN IMAX 3D, ANOTHER MARLEL 2ND STRING SCRUB

SOME OF THE BEST USE OF 3D EVER PROJECTED ON THE BIG SCREEN

>>86143827
this

>>86145337
There were just too many. Half of the cast communicated exclusively in jokes

>>86143736
People bitch about "capeshit," but GotG 1 felt like the Star Wars movie that shoulda been.
Can't wait to see pt.2.

>>86145965
friends often joke with one another, you would know if you had any

I just watched it today it was Reddit kino

>>86143838
The dialogue literally explains it for you you fucking idiot. just listen rockets questions, jesus.

>>86143827
why do faggots pretend she isnt the best girl?

>>86146082
>>>86145965
>friends often joke with one another, you would know if you had any
This.

>that scene where Nebula randomly drops in on Gamorra
It was so sudden and weird I thought it was a dream sequence. Anyone else?

>>86145713
Well you see I liked the first one for the characters and their stories, the rest was just background for them to team up and shit
The second didn't really offer anything, the supposed 'loneliness' and 'family' themes just feel shallow and tacked on as hell and other than flashy action scenes the second didn't really give anything to me.
The golden chick was hot tho

>>86146082
>BHAHAahahahahahahheehee

I have a friend who frequently will put on terrible movies and sit there and see how long I can take it. I always win because I don't give a fuck, but he usually never gives up. He has only given up on The Love Guru and Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Take that as you will.

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>>86146229
Especially when this happened.

Considering how much Capeshit that comes and then evaporates from memory and never leaves lasting impressons, GotG 2 suprised me with how much I liked it. Jokes were pretty goofy, but I laughed a lot more than I thought I would. Since the cast was already established from the first movie the tempo is a lot better in 2 - It just gets going and doesn't fuck around with introducing the main cast in the first 45 minutes. The overall vibe was just fun with some surprisingly emotional bits - Yondu of all people gave me feels.

Seeing how most capeshit these days are completely devoid of an identity it's refreshing to watch a million-dollar production that actually feels like it has a bit of soul and passion in it.

>>86146357
I'll take that as a made up story

>>86146027
>felt like the Star Wars movie that shoulda been.
>Can't wait to see pt.2.
Prepare to be disappointed

Just watched this earlier and it was fine, but i guessed everything that was going to happen before it did. I mean the guys name is Ego, of course he's going to be a dick. But it was fine i guess

>>86145681

I would teach her the archaic ways of love making

>>86143736
Let me tell you that I loved the first Guardians movie, but this was absolutely SUBHUMAN and below Reddit taste.

It was the I'm Pickle Rick before I'm Pickle Rick was even an inception of an idea by all the subhuman libshit sjw lgbt nu-male feminist frequency deranged women writers from Rick & Morty.

Why did Ego give Peter's mom brain cancer? Was it to trigger Peter's departure to their world?

>>86145681
>THE GOLD MAKEUP REALLY BRINGS OUT THE BUMP ON HER NOSE ESPECIALLY IN PROFILE

D R O P P E D

>>86147242

>Why did Ego give Peter's mom brain cancer?

He semi explains it being that he loved her so much he thought if she was alive he'd end up going back to earth and never leaving thus leaving behind his plans to take over the universe

So he killed her, which is kinda fucked up

>>86147226
>Pickle Rick
Actually this is a good comparison, the fanbase of Rick and Morty and this shit must overlap like crazy

>>86147312
There are so many other ways to kill her, why a slow and painful death?

>>86147417

Fuck if i know, they had to kill her in a way that would fuck up Chris Pratt i guess

I dont even get why he can just give someone cancer and kill them, if thats the case why didnt he just DELET the guardians at the end of the film

>>86147489
Why would he even tell Pratt he gave her cancer? Just let it slide.

>>86147489
And why does Peter loses his powers when his father dies? If it's in his genes, there was no reason.

Was gonna watch this tonight, do I need subs? My copy doesn't have any

>>86147560
he slipped, it wasn't intentional>>86147591

>>86147560

I think he thinks that they're on the same wave length and he wont throw a hissy fit over it i guess

Saw it today.
Already forgot about it.

>>86147568

>And why does Peter loses his powers when his father dies?

I havn't read the comics but i imagine he probably doesnt and he'll realise he still has them at some point, probably while fighting Thanos

>>86147591
depends if you understand english

>>86147656
I do

I just assumed there was alien speak

Why didnt Yondu and Chris Pratt just pass the space suit back and forth so neither died?

>>86147568
It's his genes + the "light of the planet". No planet no powers.

>>86147652
In the comics his dad is a very human-looking alien species, not a Celestial. Both he and Peter have no superhuman powers.

DUDE DADROCK LMAO

>>86147652
His father said he would become an ordinary person. I assume he lost his power by killing him, which doesn't make much sense.

>>86147746
being continually decompressed might have killed them both

>>86146974
HAHAHA WHITE PEOPLE, I'M RIGHT GUYS?

>>86147855
dude adding dude before something and then lmao after it lmao

>>86147746
he very clearly tried to take it off but couldn't

>>86147852

>not a Celestial. Both he and Peter have no superhuman powers.

Oh fair enough, i still think his powers are gonna comeback though.

>>86147882

>being continually decompressed might have killed them both

The power of meme magic would save them

>>86147924
They might but even a Celestial is no match for the Infinity Gauntlet.

Also Peter's father took the form of a human, but went on a journey to inseminate all kind of alien forms. How did he do it as a human?

>>86147981
Oh yeah i know, i just think they need it to make beating Thanos even semi realistic. I mean the only people introduced so far who can even dent Thanos are Celestial Chris Pratt, Vision and Thor

Everyone else is flat out useless

>>86143736
it was better than the first one and i think not being handcuffed to the whole infinity gauntlet shit had a lot to do with that. they actually had time to develop a villain and not have him be some random nobody with no motivation like purple guy from gotg 1 or christopher eccleston from thor 2. it does take a while to get started, but it has a great payoff in the second half. the pac-man joke was kind of stupid though, but it caught me off guard enough that i did laugh at it just out of sheer absurdity. yondu best girl.

>>86148005

He took the form of David Hasselhoff and seduced them all

>>86147910
ENORMOUS IMMERSION DESTROYING PLOTHOLE
MOVIE COMPLETELY RUINED, WALKED RIGHT OUT

HOW DO YOU EVER TAKE OFF THOSE SPACESUITS IF YOU CANT TAP THE CONTROLS FROM THE OUTSIDE

INB4 IT HAS TO DETECT AN ATMOSPHERE TO BE DEACTIVATED

>>86148112

>INB4 IT HAS TO DETECT AN ATMOSPHERE TO BE DEACTIVATED

it probably does though

>>86148044
Hate to be 'WELL ACKTUALLY' guy but even without the Gauntlet Thor and Vision would lose to Thanos. Celestial Pratt would give him a pause though but Thanos has outsmarted Galactus without the Gauntlet for comparison.

The entire point of the Infinity War is Thanos realizing omnipotence isn't what he truly wants. It's a Thanos character study and exploration so having himbe unbeatable is pretty important.

The movie may well be vastly different but I hope not as Thanos is literally the best of the comics.

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There is a scene where Groot gets brutalized by a gang of ravagers. I thought the scen was pretty violent. I wonder how the kids reacted to that.

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>>86146974
mfw

>>86147417
if you look at his whole expansion plan, it was basically him putting a bunch of tumors on planets all around the galaxy, so it's probably some metaphorical shit or something.

>>86148198

>The entire point of the Infinity War is Thanos realizing omnipotence isn't what he truly wants. It's a Thanos character study

That sounds great but we all know it has to end with a big explosion and the good guys winning because thats what makes bank at the box office

>but even without the Gauntlet Thor and Vision would lose to Thanos

Oh i wasnt saying they'd beat him, i was just saying they're the only ones who can do ANYTHING to him. I mean what the fuck can Captain America do?

Some of the fucking jokes were fucking shit.
>Quantum mine field
For the fucking psuedo intellectuals to cream their pants with
First half was shit 2nd half much better.

>>86148306
Theorethical phycisist here, I can help with that.
Fuck off

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>>86148287
Die hilariously. But yea, you're right the movie may be different. The directors said they were aggressively reading The Thanos Quest comics though which is really where the heart of the story lies. I'm semi-optimistic especially given the dark tone of the leaked trailer.

oh shit Marvel WINS AGAIN :(

>>86148306
Why introduce a quantum mine field to please reddit if they then act like you could actually navigate through that thing

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marvel cucks BTFO

>>86148214
it's okay because the scene right after is him acting like a retard for 5 minutes trying to get Yondu's fin

>>86148494
>nutted but she still suckin

>>86148440
WILL DC PAJEETS EVER RECOVER

>>86148494
>WE WANT THE MINIONS AUDIENCE
LIT. REDDIT

when u think about bb groot hurting :((((

Why did Ego just make more copies of himself and send one of them to go get the bomb before it detonated?

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>>86143736
GENERAL CAPESHIT OPINIONS RANKINGS

True Cinematic Greatness Tier
>The Dark Knight
>Spider-man 2

Genuinely Well Made Tier
>Winter Soldier
>Iron Man 1
>Guardians of the Galaxy 1
>X2
>Spider-man 1
>Logan
>Batman Returns

Bretty Good For A Blockbuster Tier
>Civil War
>Dr. Strange
>The Avengers
>Batman Begins
>The Dark Knight Rises
>Superman
>Dredd
>X-men Days of Future Past
>Deadpool
>Hellboy 1 & 2

Flawed But Entertaining Tier
>Spider-man Homecoming
>Iron Man 2
>Guardians Vol 2
>Wonder Woman
>The Wolverine
>X-men First Class
>Hulk (2003)
>Batman (1989)
>Sin City
>Superman Returns
>Constantine
>V for Vendetta
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I Guess I'll Watch This If Nothing Else Is On Tier
>CA: First Avenger
>Antman
>Thor 1
>Superman 2
>X-men 1
>Spider-man 3
>Amazing Spider-man 1
>Batman Forever
>300
>Punisher (2004)
>TMNT
>Kick Ass

Bad Tier
>Thor Dark World
>Iron Man 3
>Man of Steel
>Watchmen
>Superman III
>X-men 3: The Last Stand
>X-men Apocalypse
>Spawn
>Judge Dredd
>Daredevil (2003)
>Fantastic Four (2005)
>Ghost Rider 1 & 2
>Supergirl
>TMNT 2, TMNT (2014), Out of the Shadows
>Kick Ass 2

Oh Shit Nigger What Are You Doing Tier
>Incredible Hulk
>Age of Ultron
>Superman IV: Quest for Peace
>Batman vs Superman
>Suicide Squad
>Green Lantern
>Jonah Hex
>Catwoman
>Amazing Spider-man 2
>X-men Origins: Wolverine
>League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
>Fantastic Four 2
>Fan4stic
>Elektra
>Punisher War Zone
>Steel
>Ninja Turtles 3

So Bad It Boomerangs To Amazing Tier
>Batman & Robin

I don't think anons realize how good we have it with capeshit these days.

>>86145519
I'm sorry you are an angry manchild who can't take it when things are made exactly the way you want.

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>>86148873

>>86148491
>I will just stop the movie to take a quick pic of my baaawing manchild face

>>86148905
it's ok

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Best scene in the movie

>>86143736
Drax is best character. Makes me laugh for real

>>86144753
>implying BvS is an adult movie

BvS is a movie for 15yo who think are "too mature" for the other company capeshit.

>>86148873
How do you rate Kingsman?

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>>86143736

I liked it when I first saw it but the more I thought about it the less I like it.

My biggest issue is the super tryhard ending where the try to force the the same feels as when Groot sacrificed himself in the first movie.

My other gripe is how Kurt Russel's character was so in tune with the human condition to the point where he was this music loving super cool loverboy pick up artist but for some reason he actually thought Starlord would team up with him after he told him point blank that he murdered his mother.

That shit made no sense.

Also there are no rules in this universe and nobody takes fall damage. So it all seemed like Yondu dying was for no other reason than because the writers wrote it that way for muh feels.

It broke new ground, and I applaud it for being different

>>86149183
Someone always asks me this when I repost this list. I still haven't gotten around to seeing it. I heard good things, but the trailers just looked tryhard as fuck like most Mark Miller things.

>>86149239
>Yondu dying
For as much as I love his character, him dying makes the most sense, especially after his first scene in the movie, its not like it came out of nowhere

>>86149239

Kurt Russel has plenty of time to figure out what being humas was though

>>86149239

>Also there are no rules in this universe and nobody takes fall damage

Depends who falls

>>86146305
the entire movie is nothing but character interactions and side stories, I dont see how someone who liked the first wouldnt like this one. But thats just me I guess. on top of that I find the plot very interesting.

I understand they had to kill yondu because his fucking whistle arrow is overpowered as fuck.

>>86149239
the way i see it, i just figured ego thought that he had basically shown peter the light with the whole expansion plan, especially considering that before he told him about his mother, peter was willing to forsake his friends and allow them to die, why wouldn't he feel the same about his mother? they're both family to him, drax outright states this, and both would have died as a direct result of ego's actions. it didn't feel too far fetched to me.

Thor 3 > Guardians 2

>>86149239
>That shit made no sense.
His name was literally Ego. He was legitimate planet made up of pure Ego.

>>86149493
>movie is nothing but character interactions and side stories
That's why I liked it not only more than the first one, and think its the best out of all the movies
It has the best characters out of every movie, so during moments of just talking, I can get behind is a lot more.
Outside of them, the only other likable characters are what, Iron Man, Captain America, and maybe Doc. Strange? Haven't seen Homecoming yet, so I don't know how the new Spidy is.

Why didnt they just get Gamora to call Thanos on her cell and get him to come help?

>>86149081
Every scene with Yondu and Rocket is 10/10, apart from the hyperjump bullshit. They just work well together. You get a lot of backstory and their characters get fleshed out. It's a very nice contrast to the red guy who supposedly takes everything literally by nature but now understands metaphors, abstracts, and symbolism and just finds everything fucking hilarious.

>>86149379
Yeah, man. That's what >>86149239 is talking about. It's a little bit hard to reconcile a being that's millions of years old, interacted with countless alien cultures, and fucked around on Earth long enough to understand our culture and our music, totally stepping on his own dick when it comes to understanding to a revelation like, "JOIN ME, MY SON, lol btw - totes killed your mom."

If I can come up with a better way to handle that while I'm in the act of watching it, it's fair to say they just really weren't even trying.

>>86149812
I bet Ego's planet was only fitted for some shit service like Virgin mobiles

>>86149848
>and just finds everything fucking hilarious.
He was always finding weird stuff funny. But in the first one he had emotional baggage because his family was murdered. That was wrapped up in the first movie, so he doesn't really have a reason to be as angsty anymore.
I don't really remember him having much to do in the new one, he's more just there for comic relief.

>>86149925
KEK

DO THE BIG MARLEL 360 PAN, PAUSE, HAVE HER KNOCKED OUT BY FLAMING DEBRIS

ITS A COMEDY LOL!

gotg is the new star wars

>>86150102
Yes, that is literally what happens in the webm. Thank you for the narration corky.

>>86150226
I think that's why I like these movies and not most of the other marvel turds, I can kind of ignore that shit and take it as an original-ish space opera franchise.
I also just love the idea of a guy who got cut his teeth making schlock trash at troma is not making these big movies for disney of all places.

Watched this yesterday, Thought it was a very comfy movie. Pretty pictures and cute characters (rocket, groot).

You don't read a comicbook and then complain its not literature.

>>86144839
wtf

>>86150430
i love marvel now

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>>86150242
BUT THEN THE ROCK SAYS LOOK OUT! AFTER ANOTHER PAUSE

DONT YOU GET ITS A COMEDY YET HAHA

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>>86150518

Watched it in cinema. Really liked it, except few parts. Gonna buy blu-ray for dat sweet gag reel and Gunn's commentary (hope someone from the cast will join him).
Final battle was probably the worst of it.. Especially pac-man bit. Animeme bullshit really doesn't translate well to live action.

>>86144839
Man, this shit drives me up the wall. I don't know how many times I've watched it past few days. I just keep watching it.
Which made me think that Zoe what's her face (Gamora and Uhura in Jew-jew-Trek) is pretty cute. She was okay in nutrek (especially in the 2nd one, dat spandex, oh momma), but in gotg, the makeup makes her look just terrible and those fucking cheeckbones... Did they purposely made her look fugly? Cute butt, nice legs and no tits. Like flat as a board.

>>86150102
can't you sperg out on reddit, autist?

It was a massive improvement on the first due to keeping the things that the original did good (humor, tone) while getting rid of the stuff it did poorly (the generic MCU MacGuffin plot).

>>86143838
No wordplay, the name just sounds silly.

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>>86150853 >>86150917
t. JAMES GUNN

ARE YOU ABLE TO MAKE A SINGLE JOKE WITHOUT HITTING PEOPLE OVER THE HEAD WITH THEM, MOVIE WAS LABORED AS FUCK

>>86143913
>applying age limits to entertainment

Watched it last night. Enjoyed it more than a lot of other recent Marvels, but that's probably because I enjoy a good space adventure.

>>86151104
what is wrong with your caps lock key man

>>86146027
>but GotG 1 felt like the Star Wars movie that shoulda been
This anon, this anon gets it.
It was the biggest and best throwback to iconic 80s adventure movies we got since probably Indiana Jones and the last crusade.

>>86151119
>a good space adventure
Was it though? Seemed like most of the movie took place on Ego's planet after the first 20 minutes. None of the gang besides Rocket got to do anything until the boring fight at the end, and Rocket spent his time either crashed on a planet, or locked up until the ending as well.
Why do people think this movie was a good space adventure when it didn't have much space or adventure in it? Seems weird to me, especially with the first one being way more space and way more adventurous all the way through.

>>86143736
I was expecting shit, turned out to be pretty good.

>>86149239
Yeah? The biggest issue I have is that Ego, a sentient being who can make up shit as he wants didn't offer much beyond "light tentacles with extra rocks".

I don't like how Yondu and Ricket slaughter the entire Ravager crew and it's treated like a music video. It's just fucking weird. At least in the first one, the guys we see him take out are unambiguously evil, and possibly not even technically alive. In this one, the guys he killed were mutineers rebelling to try to get back in the good graces of the other Ravagers. Technically, they were the good guys in that situation, but hey, never mind that. Just watch the pretty lights.

>>86151747
>the guys he killed were mutineers
>mutineers
There's literally not a worse crime you can commit on a ship.

I will say it again. The whole thing with Yondu sacrificing himself at the end felt incredibly redundant to me because THE EXACT SAME THING happened with Groot in the first movie.

In exactly two movies the heroic sacrifice at the end has become a standard GotG trope.

Also

>You will NEVER get a pirate hero parade!"

>an heroes himself at the end

>Oh look. It's a pirate hero parade

Way too much pottery for my tastes.

>>86152073
it's a kids movie m8

>>86149505
SHOOT HIS MOUTH

>>86152073
>I will say it again
Do you think no one replied because you didn't use enough reddit spacing? At least try to pretend like you didn't just get here.

>>86150359
That's why I'm kinda disappointed they're gonna be in Infinity War.

>>86150108
That's fucking nice

>>86152242

I gurantee I have been here longer than you.

faggot

>>86143736
I'm mary poppins y'all!

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>>86152465
So you post like a newfag tourist on purpose?

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>>86152469
also, Guardians of the Galaxy is the GOAT superhero movie series to date.

>>86152242
>reddit spacing
What kind of faggot stretch is this? I see this criticism in here all the time. You getting catty over spacing like some hag librarian bitch? Who seriously fucking cares about SPACING? Every time I see someone say that I fucking get itchy. Are you a fuckin' woman? spacing?

lose

the

estrogen

you

faggot

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i want to fuck the green one NOW

>>86145681
Imagine her giving you that exact look as your hard throbbing cock enters her golden anus.

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>>86143736
it was the best Marvel movie

if not one of the best action/comedy/drama/adventure/sci-fi movies i've watched

and this comes from a guy that hates Marvel/DC Movies

Kurt Russell was great.

8/10 movie

>>86152021
And there's literally not a worse thing a Ravager can do than break their code, right?

>>86152704

No you dont

>>86152746
So you're saying its a situation where everyone is fair game on basic principal? But I thought you were complaining that blue mohawk man and reddit raccon were just mowing down innocent ravagers? But they're not innocent, they're all kind of complacent in general douchebaggery.
Not to mention they're getting butthurt about Yondu saving memelord, right? Didn't that happen like 20 years ago? What's the statute of limitations?

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>>86152758
BUT I DO

>>86145337
Alright but the jokes just weren't funny

>>86143980
Why not?

>>86152727
this wrap the whole thread

>>86145051
It leaked.

>>86151747
>assholes have fun kill bigger assholes

I see no problem here.

>>86148873
Fucking delete yourself.
GOTG2 > GOTG1

>>86145069
>The Fifth Element is one of my all time favorite movies
Just rewatched it last week for the first time in god knows how long. It was pure, crazy fun. GotG sure fill the hole left behind.

THIS IS REDDIT
THIS IS MEMES

>>86153381
I'm surprised it took you this long.

>>86153159
I do think Gunn went overboard a bit with this one. The first one had a much better balance.

>>86152999
They're not butthurt about memelord, they're turning against Yondu, because he's the reason they're not even an official clan anymore. They got kicked out because Yondu agreed to be Ego's "human" trafficker.

Quill doesn't even figure into it, other than to highlight that Yondu, after delivering who knows how many kids to their deaths, arbitrarily decides to save the one who also happens to be Ego's only true heir because reasons.

Baby Groot was retarded. Felt like I was watching an overly cutesy Pixar movie.

>>86148873
You need to go easy with the autism.

>True Cinematic Greatness Tier
Even you can get that right.

>>86154135
>i didn't watch the movie

>>86154135
i think the scene where baby groot is trying to bring shit to rocket and yondu and he winds up bringing a severed ear or was it a finger, i dunno i haven't watched it since it was in theaters was funny because it juxtaposed his cuteness with violence. i'll agree though, that most of his other scenes went on for way too long or weren't funny, the mr. blue sky scene at the beginning especially i felt didn't really understand what made the come and get your love scene from the first one so much more enjoyable.

I fell in love with Nebula

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>>86152704
get in line, I would fucking kill you for her if she was...real.

>>86153240
she makes my weiner leak

Why is every movie these days just a bunch of music videos mashed together? Same shit with Suicide Squad. Relays too heavily on having popular songs every 5 minutes.

>>86155607
well suicide squad was very, very desperately trying to emulate guardians except it failed to add a story context for why all of this popular licensed music was there, but other than that i don't know. probably because the director just thinks "hey wouldn't it be cool if this song was playing during this scene?" i mean that's been going on in movies for kind of a while now, it's not just recent.

>>86147312
Why can't he just spend some time with her until she dies of natural causes? Jesus, this guy is billions of years old, he can't afford to wait a couple of decades? Plus then he'd raise his son properly, too.

>>86143838
He named himself something that he thought was cool and intimidating, but it just sounds like he got tasered (hit with a police electric stun gun) in the face, which fits because of how buttfuck ugly he is

Enjoyed the movie, but it lacked action.

>>86145011
Setting 10/10
Effects 10/10
Sound 9/10
Plot 6/10
Length 5/10
Acting 2/10
Dialogue and script 1/10

I am genuinely serious

>>86145253
Clearly you aren't enlightened enough to watch Dawn of JUST

>>86156334
DUDE IT'S JUST A KIDS MOVIE.

LOL JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRO.

>>86145275
Knowing that's Kirk from Gilmore Girls made him more enjoyable

>>86145418
This is gay rape chihuahua tier

>>86156334
If he left his planet for that long he would either lose his god powers or die. I wasn't clear on which

>>86147888
>trying to whitewash Golden-Americans

>>86156770
Why couldn't he just take her with him?

>>86148611
It's referencing Scooby Doo (2002) which Gunn was the screenwriter on.

>>86156858
my guess is it's either more trouble than it's worth, i mean, he certainly didn't take any of his other kid's mothers to his planet so i don't know why she'd be an exception, or she'd simply refuse to go because of her attachment to earth and her family. we don't really know enough about her character to judge either way though.

>>86148873
>Ghost Rider 1 AND 2 above Age of Ultron
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MORE ZOE SALDANA ASS YOU VIRGIN NERDS

>>86157001
>VIRGIN NERDS
>WANTS PICS OF A FLAT ASS
KEK

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>>86157001
Zoe is nigger trash. Mantis is pure.

>>86150108
Such a better shot than The Avengers one, shows how big of a hack Whedon really is

>>86156444
OMG LOL I GEDDIT NOW XD THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT MAN LOLOL

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>>86154993
Who will her new BFF be in Infinity War?

>>86156987
The others I understand. He at least claims to have only ever felt that connection to Quill's mom, but there is literally no reason she couldn't or wouldn't go back with him. Look at Carpenter's "Starman," for example. He's got zero reason to hide what he is from her.

There was a way, way easier way to handle the whole thing, but nobody could be assed to put in the same amount of thought and effort I put in during that two hours or so I was watching it.

>>86149778
Marvel Characters in the MCU so far

GOAT tier:
>Tony Stark
>Bruce Banner

Really Likable Tier:
>GOTG ensemble
>Scott Lang/Ant-Man
>Thor

Average/Cool but not much personality tier:
>Steve Rogers
>Vision
>Black Panther
>Wanda Maximoff
>Doctor Strange
>Quicksilver

Lame tier:
>Clint Barton
>Natasha Romanova

Boring tier:
>War Machine
>Falcon
>Bucky Barnes
>Nick Fury

Marvel s*ries tier:
>Phil

Would have been better with less quipping from Batista and more Saldana ass shots, 5/10

>>86157402
he has no reason to hide what he is, sure, but she didn't get the expansion plan. it's been a while since i saw the movie, but i think i remember her at the beginning just straight up not knowing what he's talking about when he plants the expansion thing in the ground. if he explained it to her, she probably would have found the notion horrific, like everyone besides peter did when ego was basically mind controlling him, and not gone along with it. i think leaving that much open to speculation was something of a mistake, but i still don't really see it as a glaring plothole that can't be fixed with some minor imagination.

Will Teen Groot be more or less annoying than Baby Groot in Infinity War?

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>>86157481
Outrageous.

>>86157691
Yeah, that's the problem, though. His plan's been in motion for millions of years, just waiting on an heir to his power. He's supposed to be selfish. I mean, he's Ego, right? There's no way he'd deny himself that feeling he had for her, no way the most selfish being in existence isn't going to prolong it as long as he can, and absolutely no part of that requires him revealing his plan, just putting it on hold for a period of time that amounts to a fraction of an eye-blink to him.

There was a way simpler solution - make it so carrying one of his offspring to term is always fatal to the mother, always giving them some wasting illness like cancer. Make it clear that Ego knows this; then let Quill find out the truth during their mental link.

It could have been powerful, instead it was just sort of lame and contrived.

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>>86157481
>Steve Rogers
>Not in the highest tier

>>86157481
Eric Bana or Norton Banner?

>>86151374
I think the variety of characters also helps, not just the planet-hopping. Some good aliens and cameos, especially Stallone.

The first half felt kind of clunky, like someone completely unrelated to the project tried to make a sequel to the original. It eventually fell into an enjoyable rhythm, not as good as the original but decent. Everything about Yondu's death made me experience feelings.

>>86144839
Who is this? Debicki?

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>>86158822

>"Aliens" are just humans with different colour skin
I don't think this semen-slurping movie is for me

>>86158822
You realise that the Mantis actress is a White/Korean mongrel, right?

>>86151747
>>86153710
Are you some kind of idiot? Taserface and the rest of the crew didn't give a shit about Stakar and the other Ravagers, they just felt Yondu was going soft. There were mad Yondu wasn't as much of an asshole as he could be and gave Peter preferential treatment.

felt like i was watching a cartoon for babies. capeshit dead.

>>86145577
>>86145444
>>86145418
>>86145896
>>86148611

fuck off you try-hard cunts it was one light hearted scene in a superhero movie. fuck right off this website and stop perpetuating the fucking circlejerk *le dry wit criticism* that is plaguing this board, you're not fucking clever or elevated for looking at everything, let alone superhero movies, with your smug self-satisfying "lol this can't be serious" shit.

>>86159661

Sure but if that's her she doesn't look even fractionally Asian to me there

>>86143736
I enjoyed Yondu's story.

>>86148491

>No possible way the scene about losing your dad could remind a grown man of losing his dad

No one should have any feelings from movies except a small moment of artistic appraisal

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i got famous big turds

HaHaHa!

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>>86160565
>feeling anything besides suffering
get on my level

>>86143838
It's metaphorical

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>>86160274

Download link?

>>86143736
>cons
Jokes were almost exclusively flat as fuck, most notably Groot, Drax, Taserface. Also Nebula saying that the fruit thing isn't ripe wasn't even spoken like a joke, and she didn't even react to the taste, she just bit it and spit it, then said the words, it was really poorly executed. A lot of relationships were very surface level too - angry siblings, daddy issues, in love but can't say it, etc. I don't expect heaps of nuance but they felt like cardboard cut-outs

>pros
Full of waifubait, looked nice, Rocket and Yondu's prison break sequence, Kurt Russell, it was cool that all the new Guardians were alone in their own ways like the original gang, and Yondu's funeral made me cry real tears

I considered it okay but I felt like I was too old for large parts of it (at 24), like the humour and most of the relationship stuff

>>86144281
Maybe she could make me feel happy

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>everyone I know dislikes most of the marvel movies but loved Guardians 2
>I love most of the marvel movies but disliked Guardians 2
I can't tell if I'm too smart or too stupid to get this movie

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>>86143736
Much worse than I expected. I rate it Tolerable / 10.

The Ego plot was fine, but it felt like a subplot with all the other shit going on. Like they actually have to stop fighting him so they can fight the gold people again.

Most of the jokes were terrible. Way too much pandering and self referencing. Some jokes are ruined by going on too long. Like tazerface. I did like the bit with Drax laughing at Quill though.

Baby Groot was shit. Every time he was on screen I hated it. Felt like he was just a character to sell children's toys.

The soundtrack is significantly worse in this one. And they keep referencing the music for shitty jokes which pissed me off. Like Rocket making speakers in the first scene. Or when he has them play music on the Ravager ship.

>>86145117
I liked "do you have a penis" it was a good gag.
Those others were crap though.

>>86163361
it's definitely a movie for young kids.
We're on the post-ironic era of humor, the jokes in the movie can't work for someone over 14 and under 45.

Marvel needs to get on the level because people are losing interest quick.
Spider faggot was reddit as fuck, and it shows in the BO.

>>86152727
i agree

>>86157391
its kraglin

>>86150108
improved Avengers: The Movie

>>86150359
GotG its the only pure thing in that whole Marvel Universe

>>86158855
Olivia Wilde Mantis?

>>86162526
too pure for this scum planet called Earth

>>86144281
cuteeeeeeeee

>>86150108

>Everybody Is Just Wearing Silly Makeup, Standing Around And Posing Against A Green Screen Backdrop 2: Chronicles Of LOL Physical Comedy: The Motion Picture

Literally watched it last night. I thought some jokes were cringy or didn't land at all, but I did laugh a lot and enjoyed it overall. Honestly, I found myself liking the Guardians more than any other hero in the MCU. I think just having a good group dynamic helped it ascend above the rest.

One major critic is how they handled Ego, or rather, how they handled the turn from enigmatic character to villain. He just casually mentions killing Peter's Mom when he literally had no reason to. Staying on Earth with her would have postponed the Expansion by...40 years? He's fucking immortal, he didn't need to kill her. Then, without any proof, Peter goes full patricide without ever questioning killing his father or anything. I was like "what the fuck?" it would have been MUCH more interesting to have Quill seduced by the Light of Ego and fighting the Guardians as they tried to kill Ego. Then he could come around after seeing Ego hurt his friends with no mercy and then he redeems himself by killing Ego after hesitating. Would have been better than him just turning down Celestial power instantly because "Muh mom."

>>86165217
>He just casually mentions killing Peter's Mom when he literally had no reason to. Staying on Earth with her would have postponed the Expansion by...40 years? He's fucking immortal, he didn't need to kill her.
The reason for the first is the same the second: He's too egotistical. He's so completely and utterly self-centered he has decided nothing and no one else matters and he will wipe out everyone else, even though he first explored the universe because he was so lonely.
>Then, without any proof, Peter goes full patricide without ever questioning killing his father or anything.
Saying you put a tumor in her head is pretty damning.

Worth it in 3D?

>>86165217
>the ego guy.... Had an ego, fucking dropped!

Ahh summer

>>86144740
Maybe just say STRONG 7
Dont forget the caps

>>86165217
Anon writes it better than Marvel.

>>86164805
Yeah it's strange, the violence and language are moderately adult (like the Yondu loyalists being spaced, and the slow reveal that there's dozens of them out there as one who's had half a dozen or so lines is killed) but then the Groot scenes seem like they could have come out of Frozen or something. I understand that tonal shifts can be good for atmosphere and stuff but that's not light-hearted to serious; it's comedy for children to events for young adults and older

It just didn't sit right, and like I said I don't mind tonal shifts in most movies. They just didn't work right in GOTG2

>>86165402
I didn't say dropped. I said I disliked how Peter went from being seduced by Eternity to commiting to killing his father who he has been looking for his whole life, and simultaneously giving up godhood because of one, unfounded piece of info. Even if Ego killed his mom. I found it completely unrealistic for Peter to not struggle to kill his own father.

>>86165358
Problem with this is that, if Ego was telling the truth, he wanted to stay on Earth with Peters mom. So why did he kill her rather than just wait 40 years? It's a blink of the eye to him. It didn't make sense it was obviously plot driving nonsense.

>>86166296
>So why did he kill her rather than just wait 40 years?
Because he's that self-centered. He loved Meredith in a selfish way. He loved things about her. The only thing he truly loves is himself.

>>86166355
>my life, my love, and my lady is the Sea

Oh yeah, I forgot the symbolism of that song. He never really loved her more than the Expansion.

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>>86165217
>Would have been better than him just turning down Celestial power instantly because "Muh mom."
Fuck that. "Muh mom" is a powerful emotional reaction and makes for strong scenes. I love the way he flips and just starts blasting him. It's perfect.
I liked it when they did it with Stark in Civil War and with Superman both in Man of Steel and Batman v Superman.

Maybe you just don't like your mom or something.

The ending felt oddly positive after Star Lord murders his own father, after learning that his father murdered his mother. Like, it is extremely dark and the end is still full of jokes.

>>86166509
>Maybe you just don't like your mom or something.
I don't know how serious you are, but this really could be it. I don't have the same reverence for my mom that a lot of people seem to. I had a weird childhood.

>>86166513
More like vengeance

>>86166144
This says it all. The tonal shifts are too drastic. They should just remove all the kiddy shit.

>>86165217
>Staying on Earth with her would have postponed the Expansion by...40 years? He's fucking immortal, he didn't need to kill her

Ego literally says if he'd returned to Earth one more time he would've abandoned his masterplan and stayed on Earth for good.

The process probably would kill everyone on the Planet anyway.