Why is this unfunny cunt on every British panel show?

cos she's funny

British panel shows legally must have at least one woman

she's fuckable, has a pleasant accent and isn't overly loud like the rest of the shrieking banshee female "comedians" so she fits the diversity quota requirements well

she nice boobers

Rules say we have to have at least one woman. She's less annoying than Jo Brand and that fat geordie cunt

when i was at the tv festival in edinburgh she was ahead of me in the escalator

she had a skirt on and i thought it'd be funny if i fell on her and grabbed her asshole but i didn't

>>86138236
4chan everybody

>>86138312
She has a Canadian accent

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>>86138312

>>86138151
She's kinda hot

>>86138236
>grabbed her asshole
How do you even grab an asshole?

So you'd fall, insert your finger (or thumb, whichever takes your fancy) into her asshole then pinch them together making an okay sign wearing her asshole like a ring?

>>86138312
...

Banging' tits, she would be a great fuck if you ball gagged her

>>86138418
if you didn't have manlet hands you'd understand

grow a pair, faggot

>>86138493
>being this upset

There's grabbing an ass then there's grabbing an asshole, not my fault your too retarded to know the difference buddy.

>>86138484
Is that a Tampa creeper?

>>86138605
>manlet btfo because of his small hands

lmao this is too sad

>>86138151

she had the great plan of moving to Britain and taking advantage of the dumb women comedian quota

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>>86138694
>le manlets jejejejeje

>>86138744
Stop replying if you're this upset, manlet.

Walk on with your short legs, move on with your miniature life.

>>86138229
>Rules say we have to have at least one woman.
Gotta love those quota rules.
>forget your merits
>you're here because you have to be

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>>86138776
But I'm not upset buddy you're a right laff

>>86138885
>if i have the last response it'll give me a few more inches

sorry lad but that's not quite true

>>86138151
Diversity quotas

shes weirdly ugly yet attractive at the same time

>>86139002
I know right, 2/10 - sharp knees

>>86138201
American accent.... Pleasant... L... O .. L

>>86139106
But she has a Canadian accent

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wew lads

>>86138151
She's about 15 percent funny, which makes her 72 percent funnier than Jo Brand.
Plus she has a banging bod that needs to be bathed in hot sperm.

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>>86139196

>>86139227
i like jo brand

>>86139196
What's a BBL?

>>86139320
No you don't

>>86139320
Brazilian Butt Lift

>>86139196
why would you tweet that

>>86139381
it's a joke m8
she's a fucking comedian

>>86139320

brazilian butt lift

>>86138919
>he's still projecting

What's wrong buddy? What went so wrong in your life that led you to be so bitter on a Polynesian image board?

>>86139451
>only response is a variation of "u mad"

The difference between me and you is that my insult to you actually hurts you because it's true. The other difference is about 12 inches.

>>86139381
Because she's a slut

>>86139451

just FUCK OFF! okay? I've had a bad day.

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>>86139506
>still projecting

>>86139451
>>86139537
samefagging to discredit it

you have a real short temper manlet

>>86139562
>>86139506
get a fucking room

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*blocks your path*

>>86139567
Not quite buddy.

>>86139586
I'm trying, I think I've nearly got him in the sack

>>86139635
JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA !!!!!!!!!!!!

>>86139852
i believe in you anon

>>86140021
there is if you're not canadian

>>86138418
it's more like grabbing a bowling ball.

>>86138151
She's too unfunny for America but just unfunny enough for Britain

>>86140202
I managed to meet him in person, we went for lunch, which could have gone better, all he did was rave on about Manlets for an hour and a half.

>>86140254
I see, so instead of pinching the ring you grab a cheek as well.

Interesting.

>>86139016
not that guy but he's right. She's slightly ugly and manages to be sexy at the same time.

>>86140384
>don't read thread for an hour
>come back
>you're still crying about being called out as a manlet

this is just sad

>>86140440
what you fucking do

is force your finger in like you mean it, you grap for the crease your fingers getting that round globe with all the intent you can muster then you pull it back and roll her right across the room. if she hits the wall head first that's a strike.

>>86138201
> Pleasant accent
> Nasal, whiny quality, stupid Canadian vowel elongation.

Please, John Richardson has a more pleasant voice.

>>86140459
>checking a thread after an hour for responses

...ok

>>86139106
She's Canadian. She just pretends to be American because nobody gives a fuck about Canada.

>>86140525
>stupid Canadian vowel elongation

you mean the way words are supposed to be pronounced?

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>>86140459
Yes because we couldn't possibly be taking the piss out of you could we?

>>86138201
>pleasant accent
If by that you mean a shrill that makes you want to stab your ears, then sure.

>>86140625
No.

>>86139381
It's part of the HILARIOUS "fake news" show Britain did where the guests had to make a fake tweet - this is hers.

>>86138201
Aisling Bea is infinitely superior

>>86141244
Aisling pls

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>>86141244
>irish

>>86141244
She's alright, never made me laugh but she's a solid 6/10 for me, would gf.

>>86141358
>not wanting a lovely gaelic whisper in your ear as you gently pound her

>>86141244
I prefer Holly Walsh

>>86141652
She looks like if Kris Marshall had been a girl

>>86141750
Except, you know. Hot.

>>86140658
>>86140564
>still samefagging
>still crying

Your usage of "we" is particularly sad. You lonely, sad little manlet.

>it's a "Sara Pascoe wears skin tight leather pants" episode.

>>86141826
Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?

>>86141826
>"Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others."

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>>86141826
Wrong yet again lel.

>>86142097
>Tracy
Nice faggot name, faggot

>>86142121
>What is a female?

>>86142163
>implying there's a real live girl browsing this board

How dumb do you think we are?

>>86142200
>we
Considering what I've seen in this thread you're pretty dumb buddy.

Still better than that Roisin Conaty girl. I mean she seems nice enough but what the fuck has she actually done to merit being on TV? She doesn't even attempt to be funny most of the time despite apparently being a professional comedian

>>86141244
90% of her jokes are just "haha, I'm irish though! ha ha"

She a qt I guess

>>86142545

Leave Roisin alone! She tries her best!

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>it's a Danny Dyer episode

>>86142718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GUsFvWrWbw

>>86142545

the bar is amazingly low

there's basically one agency that signs up standups and puts them on the panel show circuit, if you fit a demographic you have a career handed to you

>>86142545
She's good friends with Greg davies

am I the only guy who fuck the shit out of sarah millican

>>86142944
yes

>>86142944
I'd hit it, but then again I'd hit anything these days.

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>>86138151
beats this i suppose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fmrsv7NuJU&t=240
i'm still waiting for the e4 youtube channel to upload clips from the 8o10c episode she was in

>>86143650
Jimmy is dead inside

>>86143650
>and....as....you....can....tell....from....<spazzy hand thing>....my voice............i....suffer....from....<spazzy head twitch>....being....northern

oh fuck no

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>>86143970
>breaks microphone

>>86143650
Aisling a cute though

The bit she did about her brother in law's family is pretty funny.

>>86144246
Aisling a beast tho. She could replace 90% of "the one woman" panelists and nothing of value would be lost.
Especially that cunt in the OP. Urgh.

>>86141856
yes

>>86144246

Very cute. Her talking about spreading her flaps was one the hottest moments on British television

Hey, if Any Americans, Canadians, Austrailians, Irish or any other white Anglo speaking nation out there has a comedian that isn't cutting in your home country.

Come to UK

Please Come to UK

You can get residency on Panel Show

We will give you stand up comedy special on Dave

Go on tour with our Nation's favourite Comedian - Michael McIntyre.

Come to UK

We love your accent and you can say things like wow Brexit sounds like a breakfast cereal

Come to UK

We welcome you and you can sell us things like toothpaste and coffee in adverts

You can even go on the radio

Come to UK

Please

Come to UK

>>86144689

Because the country is so small and there's so many comedy clubs it's easier to make a name for yourself over here. Even Bill Hicks recognised that.

Reginald D Hunter has pretended to be perplexed by white Brits for 20 years

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>>86141244
Infinitely

Nobody ever mentions Pascoe and she's the qtest of the lot. Granted, she has the personality of a housefly and less of a sense of humor.

>>86145072
She was good on Taskmaster.

>>86145072
Fuck Aisling Bea, marry Sara Pascoe and kill Katherine Ryan. This is the correct order

>>86145293
Can't argue with that.

>>86145293
Can I fuck Katherine before I kill her?
How about during I just plop my dick in her mouth?

>>86144855

What happened to her head?

She's able to wear her politics on her sleave without it being annoying.

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Claudia Winkleman is annoying as fuck, but I crave her so much

>>86145604
Is this sarcasm?

>>86145863
winkelman is the fucking goat noncomedian

>>86146351
>won't have sex with her husband if he dresses badly that day
>he has no fashion sense
>she won't help him

Hyperactive and insane, GOAT combination

>>86145863
She's annoying as fuck in real life too, how she acts on tv is not an act she's actually like that.

>>86145468
Irishism

>>86138151
Because I want to fuck her asshole.

>>86144855
she's psychic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjwCh1hT7Ek

>>86146740
you know her?

>>86139196
BIG BLACK LOBOTOMY

>>86138229
Sarah Millican used to be great, too.

>>86138201
Yeah this, she isn't as bad as other female comedians by a long shot

>>86139090
She's Canadian

>Why is this unfunny cunt on every British panel show?

Everybody in a British panel show is an unfunny cunt.

>>86147648
>Liking Miss 'I'm fat and I like cake!'

>>86142793
do you know which agency? my dream is to be a mediocre expat comedian and i'm absolutely certain i could pull it off

>>86149250
if you're up to the task, they;ll find you

The BBC mandates a diversity quota, all panels MUST include a woman. Jo Brand hates Mock the Week, so she's out of that, nobody wants that puppet bitch back on QI, so she's not an option, so it leaves her, Sandi Toksvig and that Geordie skank.

>>86149250

Avalon

http://avalonuk.com

>>86150420
>http://avalonuk.com
thank you!

I think it's been mentioned before but the BBC has made it law that every panel show has to have at least one woman on it as a guest.
So you get to pick from Jo Brand, Sarah Millican, Miranda Hart, Sara Pascoe or Katherine Ryan.
I know who I prefer. She's attractive (at least compared to the others in my list), she doesn't go on about feminism, and she can be decently funny.

In short, she's the best you can hope for these days for the mandatory woman seat.

>>86150155
>that Geordie skank.

I can understand how every other woman comedian got on the bbc or became famous except her. I truly have no clue what she does that is meant to be funny.

>>86150812
I think it's a women thing. My mum and sister love it when she talks about eating cake and having periods. I think they're like "finally, some shit observational comedy catered specifically to us!"
I very much doubt many men find her funny at all. It's the equivalent of male comedians doing routines about scratching their balls and then smelling them. Disgusting and low-tier garbage.

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Love to see this guy showing up on panel shows, not that it'll ever happen. Which panel show would he shine at though?
I say let him host HIGNFY

UK comedy seems so tame compared to US comedy

Can you imagine a show like prime Opie and Anthony on national radio?

>>86151177
Prime XFM was good though

>>86151177
I've always thought the opposite. US comedy seems very by the books to me, while UK comedy breaks the mold more.

>>86151006
I don't like any female "comedians", but the Geordie skank is one of the more tolerable.

>>86138296
But...you are 4chan.

>>86138201
I dropped her when she wined about muh womenz when Trump won.

>>86138418
Assume hemorrhoids from mucho anal.

Grip dem blood grapes and don't let go til the police come with tasers and batons.

>>86151177
I seriously doubt the USA has anyone as filthy and edgy as Frankie Boyle getting mainstream airtime

>>86138728

This. Ruby Wax did a similar thing 30 years ago. Became the loud
North American go-to archetype for comedy punditry. Cornered the market.

There's a "vulgar" Australian archetype they use too. People who use a veneer of
irreverent plainspeak to create a contrast with all the usual college educated comedians
that dominate British TV. To make it all seem less elitist.

>>86142944

Yes. But god bless you.

>>86142944
Kindred spirits, you and I

>>86143650
No, no, no, just no. If you're physically unable to tell a joke without taking five minutes, don't be a stand-up. Be a comedy writer. Just not this. No.

>>86141244
she's a whiny feminist cunt

she actually said on one show that having a kid was the hardest job in society when Sean Locke was talking about men on oil rigs

>>86138151
>single mother immigrant

>>86153713

maybe she was joking...

>>86138151
Someone edit this pic already and photoshop in three cocks.

>>86141201
worst show going. i watched the pilot and lasted about 5 minutes

>>86142944
i'd fuck her, but only coz she's on tv

it would be pretty cool to tell people you screwed her every time she is on

>>86153845
She totally wasn't.

>>86153906

you're thinking like a roastie anon

>>86153850
this needs to happen

>>86154042
so be it, would still be cool

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thoughts on pic?

i don't think she is particularly funny but she comes across well, not cunty like all the others often are

>>86138151
the BBC unironically has a rule stating that all panel shows have a mandatory woman present

>>86151058
I'd love to see him on QI

>>86154208
I wonder if she's really that thick. I only really see her on Cats does Countdown but she's fine on there.

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I love this slag

>>86154391
what's she been on, don't recognise her at all

>>86154391
That's pippa Middleton from the windsors isn't it?

>>86154289
He should've replaced Alan Davies when Toksvig took over, and instead of Alan's "BLUE WHALE" running joke he'd get a "little monkey fellow" klaxon.

>>86154457
I just want to hear some of the batshit insane yet strangely convincing answers

>>86151058
>have I got monkey news for you

>>86154455
Aye that's her

Also had her own show where she did impressions

>>86150734
Miranda Hart hasn't been on TV in ages, though. She's like... Peter Green. She's walked away from it all to play Miss Hannigan twice a day in the West End.

>>86150734
Don't forget Zoe Lyons!

>>86150812
Who is the Geordie skank? Think I've never seen her.

>>86141244
Fuck no.

>>86154208
I think roisin fills out a panel nicely but isn't the best by herself

>>86155075
Sarah Millican, I assume.

>>86152031
Ryan can actually come up with funny lines, though. Ruby Wax was always just loud.

>>86155155
Oh, that cunt. I wouldn't call her a skank, she seems grimly sexless to me. A total conformist Tory cunt, like a new Cilla Black, trading on regional cuteness. She probably talks like Kirsty Allsop in her private life. She seems completely cold and unlikeable.

>>86139635
me on the left

>>86138201

i found this woman funny when she was on stage
https://vimeo.com/208653886 - some of the same jokes in there

the fucking lefty normie crowd hate her though, since she actually mocks islam instead of mocking white people

https://edinburghfestival.list.co.uk/article/18690-isma-almas-stands-up-in-burka/
"Partly because she opened her set wearing a full burka, but also because, as a Muslim woman, her choice of subject matter in poking fun at the religious attire was firstly brave and ultimately very sharply written."

ofc she will never make it onto tv since she doesn't push the message that white people should hate themselves

I'm sure I already know the answer, but does the BBC demand there be men on Loose Women or Womens' Hour?

>>86139002
it's that joan rivers nose job

>>86146740
well at least you know she's not fake

>>86154491
but then they'd have to hire his writers too

>>86159851
No, that's their own special space, like a petting zoo. Panel shows though, yeah, stick a woman in there. And for effect, sometimes stick two women in there to make it look like it wasn't forced.

In all honesty I'm fine with the rule, the mistake they made was making it public. Not many would've noticed it, but once they went public with the rule every woman will look like a token vagina. Alan Davies even spoke out about this. Just do it, don't make a big deal of it, because now everybody's looking at the female comedian like the token woman.